Korffing Facebook Update

As best as we can tell, and we're on the Korffing job every single day, Korff never made public mention of any kind of "work" or "project" other than his current job as a Citizen Facebook Reporter and Writer of Articles for his Media Giant's free newspaper.

In any case, assume that this "work" is for that English language "newspaper" (one of many based in India, since English is their "go to" language to make money) and, of course, Korff is humbled, and honored and blessed to be a part of this, no doubt, hugely important humanitarian effort.

Kal K. Korff: Look at me, look at me Mom! I'm doing good things for people less fortunate than myself... Hey you Ukraine's! I'll write up an "article" to help you guys out when I get back!" I'm udderly saddened by your current situation.

Fuck you Korff.

Feb. 22, 2014

Kal Korff: HI everyone. Happy to report that I have arrived safely at our destination. I am near the border with Tibet. Will be doing some stories and some administrative troubleshooting work from here, and also some community projects. Am honored to be asked to be a part of this, I feel so blessed.

Trying to use technology to bridge the distances, right now I'm saddled with using the Edge network, haven't used that protocol in years.

I wish the people of Ukraine the best, and may they finally exercise their right, regardless of how it goes, to self determination.

I'll try to post some photos later this week.

 

A 500 book deal and
a $25 Million Budget

We thought we would travel back in time, to 2007, and visit Korff and his endless lies back before we took this turd and ass wipe down and he stopped it all; the threats, the lies, the video tapes (how we miss those videos). Purple text are clickable links.....

When our web site went live, and the videos were corrected with the truth, and this blog just wouldn't let up and Big Don Ecker went public to out Korff as the mentally imbalanced little asshole that he is, Korff had no choice but to run away from his made up and patently fake Walter Mitty life of lies and threats.

Damn we really miss those videos, lies and threats Korff. Why don't you cowboy up Wideload and give your "fans" an update regarding F1Racer, JimmyD, FN, Big Don Ecker, Tina and the rest. Like it never happened, right Korff. Like it never happened.

Google search: Korff Images ~ To live out the rest of your life, knowing, understanding and being helpless and hopeless to do anything about it... this material will never go away, like it never happened... Like it never happened. Keep repeating Korff, It never happened, It never happened, It never happened, It never happened......

Credit to this web site for posting this article.

March 15th, 2007 by admin

Kal Korff: “Gulf Millionaire Playboy” Sheik Khalid Mohammad to Investigate UFO Researcher Kevin Randle?

 Early April Fool's Joke or Simple Fortean Synchronicity?
 Is it April 1st already? Seriously … the timing of this story seems AWFULLY FORTEAN and definitely synchronistic coming as it does two days before all the news wires are talking about the tortured "confession" of Khalid Sheik Mohammad.
 Weird.

  - SMiles
 Via The Anomalist at www.anomalist.com:

 Kevin Randle’s Roswell “UFO” Evidence to Get Audited CriticalThinkers.org – Sheik Khalid Mohammad has hired the firm of KPMG to begin an immediate forensic audit and investigation of UFO researcher Kevin Randle’s numerous claims and writings about the purported Roswell “UFO” crash of 1947.

 Kevin Randle’s Roswell “UFO” Evidence to Get Audited by KPMG
 KalKorff.com
March 13th, 2007 by Public Relations
United Arab Emirates, — Tel Aviv, Israel.

 Sheik Khalid Mohammad, the gulf millionaire playboy who is one of the financial backers behind the new reality-based TV series “Secret Wars” which chronicles the real life activities of Captain Kal Korff of the Israeli-founded Special Secret Services (S3), has hired the firm of KPMG to begin an immediate forensic audit and investigation of UFO researcher Kevin Randle’s numerous claims and writings about the purported Roswell “UFO” crash of 1947.

 Read entire "Press Release" here: www.kalkorff.com/?p=33 

(Korff's website has been down for many 3 years.)

Facebook Update  2-14-2014

Kal Korff: Wow! He looks so "manly" -- doesn't he?

Understanding Korff

Facebook post from January 31, 2014

Kal K. Korff, "This is something my "kritics" will never understand. While legitimate critics are one thing, "kritics" are never legitimate. They just delude themselves into "thinking" they are."

The value of the Korffing Syndicate is not your view of our opinion, but rather the worlds view of the truth.

Immediately after the Korffie Leak site went active, you stopped making wild ass claims, threatening people with lawsuits and posting lunatic videos on your youtube channels.

www.ufowatchcat.com

The Syndicate outed you as the lying, thieving fuck that you are and you had no choice but to behave as if nothing happened between 2007 and 2010.

We've won Korff, you lost a decade of your life to telling lies and making threats, the majority of which were untrue and never happened. What you value doesn't matter. Your past behavior will hound you for the remainder of your live.

Kal Korff, Thief Lying Lair!

January 24, 2014 ~ Facebook post... 

Kal K. Korff: I was at this event in 1984 and remember it very, very well. It was during this time and in the preceding days up to the launch that I got to see and meet and observe Steve Jobs very well and up close.

I'll never forget it. Meeting him changed my life, I decided to abandon a career in law enforcement and forensics I was pursuing for an eventual degree in Criminal Justice, and switched to IT instead.

Apple and Jobs have helped change the world, as one of their Think Different commercials famously and accurately said, "They help push the human race forwards."

Korff admires Jobs so much that he stole an Apple-owned video and inserted himself into it. Thief. And of course, let us not forget that Korff had just returned from Moscow as he fought terror, all by himself, a lone rogue agent, left to his own devices to fight the bad guys... NOT! Liar. Nanodust would make it's appearance 30 years later, among other bat shit crazy claims.

Here we present the frame before and after Korff inserted himself into that Apple commercial while the voice-over says, "We see genius."

we see a fraud. we see a liar. we see pure evil. 

Village Idiot

Kal K. Korff is an ignorant, self obsessed little prick. Need more proof? Here we have Korff posting a totally inappropriate image on Facebook. The accompanying text is just plain insane;

Well, women seem this find this men funny....

Drunk or just stupid?

 Less "loopy" than stealing valor and posing as a ranked member of a fake secret army.

Korff and Good... does not compute, asshole.

More Fat, Smaller Brain

A Proven Fact!

Dinosaurs were huge beasts with very small brains; lumbering around the earth, consuming and crapping, consuming and crapping and ultimately, aimlessly wandering around and doing little else… Kal K. Korff has once again proven himself as little more than a waddling and twaddling dinosaur.

On his Linkedin profile page, Kal K. Korff shows his limited brain power (and decades old and heavily Photoshopped and enhanced image) by listing himself as both a current and former employee of his “media giant” (based in Chandigarh, India) and of his one-man juggernaut and many years defunct web site.

Keep in mind that this profile is Korff’s current profile, not his former profile.

If you want to see the truth, the image that Korff
should be using....

HAPPY NEW YEAR KAL YOU BLOATED BITCH

Well well well if it isn't everyone's least favorite military impersonator Kal K. Korff looking more dumpy than ever!  So how did you spend this New Year's eve "kernel" Korff? Did you trade in your tshirt and camouflage pants for some real clothes that adults wear? Likely not. You probably spent the evening wondering around dreaming up your next scam or personality to foist upon the unsuspecting in whatever foreign country you need to flee to next after you've burn all your bridges there in India.

Happy New Year to you Kal you pathetic twat.

A sincere Happy New Year to all the lads who have made this blog shine a light on Kal and his nefarious doings!!!!!!!! Keep it up chaps!!