Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Worlds Away premiere coming soon!!!!!!


Paul Kimball's new movie about the life and time and state of Kal Korff is coming out shortly. I did notice Kal wrote on his Internet website some silly letter he supposedly received where Kal claims Paul Kimball has apologized about being wrong when he said Kal was not involved in the O.J. Simpson case. Of course the letter is a complete spoof written by none other than Kal who had some amazing control by not USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS at all. Kal makes cracks about Paul's "balls" and other childish remarks in the usual fashion of idiocy we have all grown accustomed to where Kal comes in. Get some new material Kal you dolt.

Rumor has it the Kal Korff documentary by Paul Kimball will appear by next week.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tick Tock .... Tick Tock .... Tick Tock ....

Anonymous said...

Great avatar on this new post!

Paul, what are your roll out plans for this feature?

More to the point, when can I send you money to get a copy?

Fuck Nut

Anonymous said...

OMG I am looking forward to this MORE than Watchmen and the New Star Trek combined!!

I cant wait to see fat Kal PWNED!!!

F1 Racer
Francis Underwood

Anonymous said...

Thx F1!

Perfectly owned,

Fuck Nut

Brad Hudson said...

Oh the anticipation is glorious....

Anonymous said...

That letter supposedly written by Paul Kimball is as phony as a lead balloon. Just another of Kal's twisted mind gimmicks to plant a little seed and provoke some response. Paul has been too busy on the road making an honest living to have time to bother with Kal. He might want to check this:

www.mullysculder.blogspot.com

Eat your heart out Kal.
Incidentally, Paul and Ms. Holly Stevens will be on the Paracast radio show with David Biedny Sunday April 19. Don Ecker was on just a couple weeks ago. Sure beats your grandiose appearance on the Xzone radio show last Saturday morning, which I have recorded for future reference!
Don't even bother to mention Obama's Prague speech on your next appearance. The media has taken care of that, as well as dozens of YouTube live presentations by folks in the audience there.

Digger

Brad Hudson said...

Yeah, that letter is a complete Kal Korff invention. Paul confirmed that the day it happened.

My theory is it's the opening salvo in Kal's feeble attempt (aren't all Kal's attempts feeble?) to somehow lessen the impact of "Worlds Away".

Remember, of course, that Kal knew Paul would make a "hit piece" 2 years ago and has been sitting on footage to prove that.

Altogether now...

"Right..."

Anonymous said...

How does it feel, "Colonel"? You lying turd?

Anonymous said...

So, I'm looking over Rob's web site today. My focus is to locate any information on Kalvin; web site URL's, etc.

Funny thing, there's really nothing on the site to highlight Kalvin being Rob's;

"'X' Chronicles European Bureau Chief"

Even when Rob could have link to Kalvin's pathetic site on his "Past Guests" page, he does not.

Isn’t it interesting that Kalvin brags about this show and his involvement and, if not for a listing on the odd Friday, and under the Past Guests page, you'd never know that Rob even knows, his bestest buddy.

It also brings to mind the statement I’ve heard a few times where Rob will tell others to appear on his show and take Kalvin down a few notches.

As the guests on this show, the vast majority of whom are charlatans, phony’s and fakes, spew their lies, Kalvin says nothing for fear of losing the air time, on his buddies’ show, which nobody listening to.

Oh, wait. It’s the Number 1 downloaded show on iTunes.

All together...

Right.

Fuck Nut

Brit_in_Prague said...

When the movie comes out, and it becomes downloadable/available on DVD or whatever, could some Prague-based Korffer pls post details on expats.cz and prague.tv

They both have noted my IP address and erase any Korff-related posts I try to put up. They say I'm obsessed.

Which I totally bloody am, of course...

You are utter scum, Korff. Vermin. The dregs. Etc. Etc.

Anonymous said...

April 9, 2009

Is it just me or is KKK site down again?

FN

Brad Hudson said...

Nope, site's still up.

I did notice Kal removed the "New Video to be posted in HOURS" post.

Nothing like changing history after the fact. If Kal ever decides to actually get a job I'm sure the Ministry of Truth could use him.

Anonymous said...

Is it possible to block IP's from a server?

Could be on my end but I have a lot of trouble logging into that crappy ass site?

FN

Anonymous said...

His site has been down ever since about 3 PM EDT today,
I did catch it early this morning, but nothing new on it since the Obama speech text.

Digger

Anonymous said...

What's the deal with Paul Kimball's "Worlds Away"?

I did some googling and gather that the premiere will be at the Halifax Oxford Theater.

Kimball declines to discuss the film on the Paracast forums. And he erased a posted comment on this blog referring to the premiere.

Hey Paul, Korffers want to know what's up! Are you doing some sort of legal vetting?

Brad Hudson said...

He probably would like to let the film stand on it's own merits. If he serves up a taste prior then anyone who searches online will find a pack of jackals (which, I proudly admit, I'm a member of) chasing a UFO Nut and that might turn off some people who might otherwise come to see the film for what it (apparently) is: a portrait of a once promising man who has descended into madness of his own making. The film crowd might actually enjoy it for completely different reasons than we will, and that's great as it means there's a good chance that this will be seen by a much wider audience.

even though I'm dying for a taste I can understand not letting the proverbial cat out of the bag just yet.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Kal could not longer afford his godaddy.com account and had to switch to a czech server. the move to a new server didn;t help because Kal's website looks as ridiculous as before and loads even slower. Twit.

Anonymous said...

Any word, one way or the other, regarding the movie?

I'd pay an enormous amount of money to see this! :-) No really!

FN

Anonymous said...

According to Paul, it'll be after the 19th before he has any comment on the status of his KKK documentary.

Anonymous said...

Thx. Guess I'll have to find a life until then.

FN

Squonkamatic said...

Hopefully Paul Kimball will choose to post his movie to YouTube in segments so we can see it, even on a limited engagement time period of a week or two, though I also plan to buy a DVD of the production if/when he makes them available.

Anonymous said...

I'm with you brother.

FN

Anonymous said...

Now that, Thank God, the American Captain has been freed by the glorious US navy, I wonder how long it will take Kal to comment that "he warned everyone about piracy" or some other bullshit.

F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

Kal, whatever did happen to you "nailing" Royce Meyers? For that matter what happened to the lawsuit you said you were going to hit Royce with? Where is the KMPG audit of Kevin Randle? Where is the "blistering" piece "exposing" Paul Kimball? When are the police going to contact F1racer? Where are the muliple volume books about Roswell and Billy Mier? Where is your book on terrorism? When and where did you officially lose you sanity? Cannot wait for April 19th and Paul Kimball's documentary exposing you Kal!!!!

Anonymous said...

From Kal's website April 1:
..................................
I am VERY pleased to announce that I will be taking a group of Czech students, of all ages, who are studying to learn English, to see the President of the United States, Barack Obama, speak in the city of Prague, up at Prague Castle, over the weekend.

This is a tremendous honor, I am truly humbled by it.
...
What makes this planned trip special, is that for these wonderful Czech students, they will get to see and hear two world leaders, and it will be one of the most memorable English lessons one could hope for.

I would like to sincerely thank my Adjutant, Avimi, for making this possible.
..................................

From Kal's comments on the xzone radio show April 11:

"I arrived there at 3 AM with my friend (sounded like 'Zuid Dama') who is visiting from the United States.."
.................................

No mention of students, video coverage, etc.
Do I believe ANY of that BS?
NO

Digger

Squonkamatic said...

I think that this sums it all up:

"I would like to sincerely thank my Adjutant, Avimi, for making this possible."More or less an admission that it was indeed bullshit, since this adjuant Super Duper Super Special Secret Whoop-Dee-Doo Services SAPSTOE crap is all bullshit. It's all a complete, ridiculous immature lie meant to sucker idiots into subscribing to his crap and paying for the garbage he sells. If the people around him are humoring his whims they are doing him a disservice, starting with this Avimi clown, who seems to be the professor's number one on-the-spot enabler when the chips are down. I wonder what he's making off all this delusional psychopathic baloney. The only person that Kal K. Korff is fooling is Kal K. Korff.

As for celebrating actual working highly trained operatives who are really out there fighting the war on terror, let's hear it for the US NAVY SEALS and their elite sniper experts, and all of the SEALs from Coronado, California and Little Creek, Virginia. Without a doubt the most capable, well-trained, absolute badassed fighting men on the face of this planet. The instant I saw the news that the rescued crewmembers were being "guarded" by Navy SEALS I knew we were just hours away from a body count. Not one bullshit nanobot component needed -- imagine that!

One of the headlines from today read "Pirate Dead Were Untrained Teenagers". Hey, here's a bit of advice: If you don't want to get your head blown off from a guy a quarter mile away you can't see drawing a bead on you, don't point AK-47 rifles at American citizens while a frickin US Navy battleship is towing your ass around the Indian Ocean waiting for you to get so exhausted you make a mistake. I can't wait until we see the inevitable "friend of a friend" email report circulating quoting one of the SEAL snipers, who when asked "What did you feel when you were pulling the trigger to shoot the young, inexperienced pirate?", answers, "Recoil."

Anonymous said...

"a quarter mile away"...? They were 25/30 yards away, being towed behind in a lifeboat. And at no point were the lives of the Seals in danger.

Shades of the "heroic" Jessica Lynch "rescue".

Or the 173 Airborne's "astonishing" unopposed, broad-daylight drop into Northern Iraq at the start of that war - to be met by CNN (who had simply driven over to the pre-arranged rendezvous) and a handful of bemused Kurdish goatherds.

You Yanks - "All the gear ... no idea"!

Anonymous said...

us Yanks?

Hey guess what....if it wasnt for the USA you "Limeys" would all be speaking German right about now...or youd be the westernmost provinve of the soviet frakkin empire..

so STFU

Anonymous said...

You're quite right, of course.

But the fact remains that whereas I couldn't have knocked them off at a range of 25 yards, I would expect Navy Seals to have no problem.

The Entebbe Raid or the Libyan Embassy siege (http://www.economicexpert.com/a/Operation:Nimrod.htm) this was not.

Anonymous said...

Exclusive XZone Radio Show/Kal's Korner Highlights from President Obama's Speech Coming this Week! PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Public Relations
Monday, 06 April 2009 08:15

We came, early at 0500, — we saw and heard President Barack Obama, and now we are busy writing and producing what we are about to tell you. As a continuation of our highly successful broadcast on Rob McConnell's X Zone Radio Show for Kal's Korner last week, we are now working on Part 2 and will show videos and footage from President Obama's historic trip to Prague.

Stay tuned, we will publish it this week on Kal's Korner.

Developing...

Anonymous said...

Ain't gonna happen!
Kal either arrived there at 5 AM per his website, or 3 AM per the xzone (whch I taped for reference). Can't do both Kal.
He either had students with him or he didn't. Can't do both Kal.
In fact, did you actually go at all?

Digger

Anonymous said...

Where is Kal's Korner syndicated? Oh yeah, on Kal's website.

Worlds Away!!!!

Anonymous said...

I like it when Kal says in the Kuilt of Kal video,

"And I woulkdn't want to be Paul Kimball or Royce Meyers the third or Gene Steinbug David Biedny or Don Ecker or Kevin Ramball because well, things just continue to get really bad for them."

What?!?

Anonymous said...

Kal berates a make believe person at the beginning of his phony Tel Aviv interview for calling terrorists "freedom fighters". It is hilarious!

Anonymous said...

It sure continues to be bad for david biedny who teaches at yale. it does not continue to be bad for kal to look like a pathetic loner.