Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Kal Korff a closet flying saucer cult leader????
A very interesting point was made by someone who regularly leaves comments here. In the rather infamous video showing Kal going off on a NUT LADEN BABBLE FEST Kal claims that his true name is Kalisrael. Let us break it down as only a SAPSTOE in the know could. Kal - is- rael. Is this some super secret special secret services only code expressing Kal's TRUEST and DEEPEST most want to be the leader of a flying saucer cult?
I think deep down Kal CRAVES that sort of power over people since he isn't achieving much with his special secret services shenanigans that have been thoroughly dissected here and elsewhere as UTTER RUBBISH. Yes Kal could become an all powerful flying saucer cult leader where women might actually pay his some attention and people might actually fear him! Oh goodness gracious!!! I can;t imagine being frightened of a more PATHETIC person than Kal and I am sure nobody else could!! aahahahahahaha!!!
Really though you should think about this point that was made here in the comments. Kal already has the delusional fantasy bit down to the cup and kettle. Our good old chap Kal knows a lot about this flying saucer business and knows how to weave some rather tall tales. Kal tries to get what he considers beautiful women into the mix of his supposed top secret activities. Kal is fanatically jealous about other flying saucer cult personality types and pretends to be the antithesis of such. and most importantly Kal needs cash because his imaginative Saudi Arabian sugar daddy sure isn't paying the bills and neither is selling i pods. Most importantly is that Kal ACTUALLY BELIEVES HIS DELUSIONS!!! I'll put pound for pound that this would be the most important attribute of any flying saucer cult type in that you have to believe and would with a smile eat your own bullshit! This fits our poor dumb Kal down to his silly cowboy hat!!!!
Is our poor little bumbling Kal really a closet flying saucer cult leader????? My personal opinion is that Kal REALLY IS a closet flying saucer cult leader. Like minds and such it looks like Kal will have no problem attracting a bunch of idiots that will hinge on his every delusional word. Dear world, I give you all Kal-is-RAEL the next flying saucer cult maniac!!!!!!!