Saturday, April 24, 2010

Conniving Kal cons way onto chat


Here is something I read on Kal's facebook "

Hi, YES I WILL be appearing on Jeffrey Pritchett's online chat show here in Facebook at the end of May, I hope everyone is able to tune in and will ask me "tough questions." I plan to ask Jeff some myself, not tough ones, only friendly ones, I look forward to exchanging views and talking to as many of you as I can. I w...ould like to thank Jeff for his kind invitation."

Since Kal got kicked off Xzone radio and no one else will pay this mouthy little creep any attention I am sure Kal has been out fishing for a new sucker to pass off his rubbish onto. I think a few lads out there need to warn Mr.Pritchett about Kernal Kornhole.

I have also been reading Kal's facebook and this utterly ridiculous opinions-facts rubbish Kal is trying out on people. Kal needs to stop trying to sound smart or enlightened because he is neither. Kal claims that one cannot be Jewish without practicing the Jewish religion. Where exactly is this a fact and not an opinion? Keep opening that fat mouth Kal and looking all the more fool each time you do. ahahahahhhaa

103 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can hardly wait for Kal to 'appear' on Jeff's FB chat program. Little does he know that he will be stepping into a hornet's nest. Animosity reigns supreme on that program. Most of the participants are devout (mostly whacko type) UFO folks who know all about Kal.
Meantime, I see that Kal has been off his Facebook radar the past few days. He's normally quite active on weekends. Either he's ill, on a whopper of a binge, in trouble with the law, or maybe on another secret mission?

Digger

George Adamski said...

....DEVELOPING...

...Kal Korff's 'Kousin' Drew Diabo Found then Lost during Pennsylvania SAPSTOE operation:

"He insisted that his story was true but added a twist that would prove nearly impossible to confirm.

Because of the sensitive nature of his duty, he said, he had worked overseas under a pseudonym."

http://www.philly.com/inquirer/front_page/20100425_How_a_local__war_hero__went_AWOL.html?viewAll=y

Anonymous said...

(full URL:)

http://www.philly.com/inquirer/front_page/20100425_How_a_local__war_hero__went_AWOL.html?viewAll=y

The Unknown Korffer said...

Nice work George, keep them coming. The names SCOTT JORGENSON and ILLINOIS VALLEY TIMES come to mind. Imagine if the managing editor had instead of caving in to Kalvin K. Korff's hollow, meaningless threats of libel had instead dug a little deeper, and if the Israelis also had a Stolen Valor law.

Keep those fake Interpol, Marshall's and Mossad badges handy, Kalvin. They will be helpful in prosecuting you for fraud, right along with your god damn coward's SAPSTOE uniform you god damn skull fucked college dropout retard who can't hold a fucking job. Someday your own national exposure will come, which is why you must remain in Prague, hiding from the chaos you have manufactured to deflect others who have tried to bring your madness to light. I hope the feds bill you for every shithead made up Official Complaint you ever sent to anyone over the years, and use your own words spoken on the videos enshrined on You Tube to put you in a prison for YEARS. Which is where you belong, Fuck Face.

Jimmy D said...

Hear, hear, Unknown Korffer.

You're a disgraceful human being, "Colonel". You cannot believe how much I loathe you. For all the lies you have told, for all the people you have hurt....

Anonymous said...

I see where Kal just changed his Facebook profile. He's no longer 'in a relationship'. He's now 'interested in' women and...get this...MEN!
Anyone surprised?

The Unknown Korffer said...

Kalvin's fawning praise for women has always struck me as a hollow ruse of some sort. Validation is validation no matter the source so sure, I can see Kalvin preying upon the GLBT sect for it with just as much enthusiasm. He will use anyone.


I do want to apologize to my fellow Korffers for getting so ticked off by that article G. Adamski left for us that it burnt out my profanity chip. Didn't realize how angered the article got me until after submitting the post & wish I'd made myself take ten deep breaths first. I have have never served in any military organization or law enforcement body (SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS, KALVIN??) but am related to, neighbors of, and friends with several people who have, they are the finest human beings I've ever encountered. I know how much of their lives they have sacrificed for the responsibility & commitment of service and it bothers me to see anybody presume to have such unearned nobility in their character.

Not one of them have EVER boasted about their service or the things they did, never asked for or expected any kind of special consideration or recognition. Their uniforms are put away, they work hard to support their families and tend not to talk about their service unless pressed to do so. When they do they tend to talk about their buddies rather than themselves and how great it was to serve with such excellent people. It just angers me to see anybody prey upon society's respect for such a commitment, but I know that some forum visitors from other online realms are not comfortable with such aggressive profanity & will try to avoid it. The guy just pisses me off! and of all things, the word verification key below is VRAMBO ...

Anonymous said...

Kalvin, I was just wondering ... what's the longest time you've ever gone without telling a lie? Thirty minutes? An hour?

You psychopath.

Anonymous said...

Where is the English-language newspaper that you PROMISED would be launching in Prague at the end of January with you as "Editor-in-Chief"?

What happened to the online memorial service (whatever the hell that is) that you PROMISED you would organise for your late, loser buddy? (See google search - http://www.google.cz/#hl=cs&source=hp&q=%22online+memorial+service%22+kal+korff&lr=&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&fp=a7e169876a8d1bc1).

I am sick and tired of your endless and - this is the thing that gets me - udderly **pointless** lies.

When will you put a sock in it, you pile of human garbage?

Brit_in_Prague said...

Agreed. F'rinstance, the retard promised us at the end of January that an English-language newspaper was about to launch in Prague and that he was to be said newspaper's editor.

Since then, nothing. Now if such a newspaper really were in the pipeline, then why has Kalvin not explained the delay to his adoring public? Does he expect us all to have simply forgotten all about it?

Anonymous said...

Yes, where is it, you lying sack of shit?

Where is this new newspaper? Come on, you bastard - I want to know.

Brit_in_Prague said...

Roll up, roll up, roll up (I see esteemed Korffer Brad Hudson has already put his name down):

M.I. Exclusive Interview w/ Kal Korff May 30th 6pm E interview by Jeffery Pritchett and Staff and Audience..

www.mabusincarnate.com

The Controversial Often despised Kal Korff! We will get into why and his thoughts about why. With making sure to ask such questions about problems with Jeff Ritzmann and many others as well as getting into the topic is there redemption and forgiveness in Ufology?

Author of 42 nonfiction books which investigate/solve mysteries, address vital social/historical issues.

Analyst, IT Specialist, President & CEO CriticalThinkers, Lecturer, ColoneI: Kidon Unit Commander Counterterrorism, YS3. Researcher, Sayanim.

www.kalkorff.com

Technical: To be a part of this event simply go to our home page and you will automatically be put into the Chat Room. No need to sign up or anything like that to be involved unless of course you would like to come mingle with us on our forum to discuss many great topics. The Audience is also welcome to ask questions in an orderly fashion which will be moderated.

Brit_in_Prague said...

A small (but significant?) notice spotted on Kalvin's Facebook wall:

Kal is no longer listed as "in a relationship".

Tell me, "Colonel" - was there ever a "relationship" to begin with (as in a real relationship, as opposed to the abusive kind that you appear to have conducted many times with credulous, very young women)? Or were you just lying again?

You piece of shit. By God, if you ever came near my daughter I'd kill you without a second thought...

Anonymous said...

Face Book post from today... Read this very closely... This guy has issues:

"Hi everyone, sorry I have been away but have been very busy. I'll pop up again shortly after I finish getting some more stuff done in a few days, gotta focus and get some time sensitive stuff done. Catch you soon!"

FN

Anonymous said...

FN - call me daft, but it looks like simply more of his drivel to me. s What "issues" can you divine from this latest piece of nonsense?

Anonymous said...

Kal's not in a relationship anymore? Did he do something to make his right hand mad?

Anonymous said...

FN here. You're right. I was reading into this 6 beers deep... :^)

Dummies site is still down. He's still collecting friends on FB in his quest to "legitimize" his humanity....

Nothing to see here but I can't stop....

FN

Jimmy D said...

Don't go looking for hidden depths in Kalvin. There is no beginning to his talents. He is the man who rose without trace...

Skwonk0matschtick said...

Facebook has "chat shows"?? Obviously MR. Korff meant a moderated public chat, but because he is a complete fucking idiot who has absolutely no functional knowledge of how computers and the internet work. That is the only term in which his inept mind can relate to it as. Shows are on television, Mr. Korff, and you are not.

I do however applaud MR. Korff's new web portal. He may have kept the Billy Meier fruitcakes from slapping his dull, stupid face around temporarily. But the end result is that if you search KAL KORFF on Google now the only returns which come up are pages, forums, or posts made by his critics. The level of FAILURE is epic, amusing, and so typical of how STUPID, UNEDUCATED, INEPT and PRONE TO FAILURE Mister Kalvin K. Korff really is.


Thank you for finally cleaning your fucking useless garbage of the internet, MR. Korff! Now if you can only clean yourself off YouTube and Facebook we will be getting somewhere.

Anonymous said...

He hasn't published his web page. You don't sign in to joomla to visit a site. the screen that comes up is his log in. The reason it says check back shortly is because There's nothing to see. Joomla is a program to create web sites. There's no place to get a user name and password to view anything. Even if he gave someone his password to joomla I dont think it would be in the format of a webpage as this is software package for creating it! maybe I'm wrong but I don't believe so!

Skwank0magschtick said...

Nahh point well taken, I didn't know what it was either and figured MR. Korff had made a login to regulate who could & couldn't see his pages. However it worked the silence has been golden.

Anonymous said...

Well, many times in the past, useless Kalvin has advertised items for sale in his "online shop"(for example, how about a nice Billy Meier thong for your favorite girl?) while omitting to give details of how one can order and pay for such items.

Maybe this is more of the same?

Anonymous said...

I'm just picturing it now - all those Korffers standing in cyberline to register for this online chat.

I wouldn't like to be little Kalvin right now. Things just continue to get really bad for him...

Anonymous said...

Actually, I think he will probably continue his rants on Facebook. By using Facebook he gets more feedback from others that are unaware that he's a complete pathological liar. With all his shalom and praise yahweh bullshit, he attracts suckers who think he has good intentions. It's quite revolting actually. I really think he adopted the jewish religion so he can claim vitimization for anyone who critizes him. For instance he posted on Rob McConnell's x-zone facebook site "Rob, your are a FRAUD and your full of HATERED and INTOLERANCE". When you challenge Kal on his bullshit he insinuates that you are anti-semetic. I think his conversion to judaism is a complete ruse.

Anonymous said...

Kal is a Jew by his own proclamation, just like he proclaims to be a Colonel. One mandatory requirement to be a true Jew is for males to be circumsized, regardless of age. Not to mention the Bar Mitzbah ritual, etc.
I guess he presumes that since his distance ancestors were Russian, then German Jews, that he qualifies, even though his father and grandfather were active KKK party members.
Poor dumb naive Kal is so 'pleased and humbled' that he has so many new 'friends' on Facebook (all of whom he solicited in the first place!). But you notice that they soon wise up after reading his crap.
'Is this guy strange, wierdo, or a complete whacko nut?' Yup. So, bye-bye 'friend'.

DG

Anonymous said...

Is it true that his father and grandfather were active KKK party members? Do you have any info on this that would be entertaining? It does seem likely considering the three k's in kal's name. I have seen this posted before but I didn't know if anyone had concrete evidence of this.

Brit_in_Prague said...

From the Great Man's website - posted on 6 April:

"Note: The following is the written version of President Barack Obama's speech given on Prague on 5 April, 2009 at Prague Castle, in the Czech Republic. During this week, fact checking commentary will be inserted to keep people fully informed on the important issues President Obama spoke about during his warm welcome in Prague.

Stay tuned..."

Well, I've stayed tuned, "Colonel". But more than one year on, I've yet to see any "fact checking commentary.

You lying, lying, lying piece of dung.

Brit_in_Prague said...

I should have mentioned ... posted 9 April ****2009****

Anonymous said...

Klassik Korff: Some readers comments...see - http://zpravy.idnes.cz/diskuse.asp?iddiskuse=A080130_092738_anglictina_bar

Lest we forget how udderly dumb the "Colonel" really is.

You are illiterate scum, "Colonel".

Anonymous said...

Anon...re KKK

I can't recall the source at the moment, but several years ago I had read where Kal's father was a card-carrying KKK member.
From public records:
Kal's father is Kalvin Kern Korff.
His twin brother is Karl Kern Korff.
Kalvin's 3 children are:
Kal K. Korff
Kyra Karmen Korff
Kurtis Kern Korff.

The KKK's abound in that family!

DG

Anonymous said...

Korffs Face Book crap:

Kal Korff ~ Just remember that the SPEED OF LIGHT was likely much FASTER in the past. This means that the universe is NOT as "old" as it SEEMS to be today, because light was FASTER in the past than it is now. "Millions" of years seem like "billions" when they are not. Science will have some "adjusting" to do as time goes forward and light continues to slow down.

And:

Kal Korff ~ “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Hebrews 11:6.

Hey, fucking idiot, read this before you make such stupid remarks:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_
of_light

FN

The Unknown Korffer said...

"... the SPEED OF LIGHT was likely much FASTER in the past. This means that the universe is NOT as "old" as it SEEMS to be today, because light was FASTER in the past than it is now. "Millions" of years seem like "billions" when they are not. Science will have some "adjusting" to do as time goes forward and light continues to slow down."


LOL if Little Kalvin's Face Books buddies didn't know he was a complete fucking retarded idiot they do now after that one. Classic example of someone with absolutely no background in a subject trying to sound like an expert & coming off looking a step below Mr. Moose on the brains ladder. We could not have done a better job of making him look like a pompous, uneducated dillweed if we had tried.

Keep up the great work Kalvin! I'm rooting for you. Put up more pictures for your Face Book buddies wearing some of your hats. Beats looking for a job at any rate.

Anonymous said...

You stupid turdworm, "Colonel".

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: There's God's Laws of Time and murphy's laws of time, and we keep choosing murphy!

..................................................

When I were a student in Grade School, we was taught the difference between 'was' and 'were', 'is', 'am' and 'are'.
I are sure I got it right. Them am easy to remember, even though they's confusing for Kal, the English expert.

Digger

Daniela_Abrahamova said...

I believe little Kalvin has settled for making his Facebook page his own virtual website.

For example, of late he has taken to presenting - for the delectation of his adoring public - videos, photos and whatnot as his own personal "discovery".

Makes sense - it doesn't cost him anything, and I'm sure finances are pretty tight at the moment.

George Adamski said...

...I think I have found Kal-Israel's antimatter-universe Bizarro-world clone!!!

http://www.hsswt.com/

Anonymous said...

The turdworm's latest FB entry:

Kal Korff Hi, does anyone know a "Lashaunda Bently"?? Please let me know if she is one of your Facebook "friends" — thanks! - Kal
5 hours ago ·

View feedback (3)Hide feedback (3)

Stopthetrain Rightnow Not me
5 hours ago.

Linda Dehne Buhr Nope...if she had anyone in common with you...it would indicate that.
5 hours ago.

Kal Korff Hi, thanks. There's been one person who keeps trying to make up fake people and become "friends" and I am not saying this person is this bozo again, but I don't want any games either. I mean if someone "gets through" they'll just be blocked anyway after getting caught, it really is a waste of time to play such games, but people do.
5 hours ago

Brit_in_Prague said...

Block people all you want from your pathetic Facebook page, "Colonel". But you won't be able to block us from the online chat and you won't be able to block our questions. And I, for one, intend to ask you some questions. The ones I have been asking you (via email and via this and other forums) for several years, all of which you have consistently refused to answer.

You liar and coward.

Anonymous said...

More atrocious English from the 'expert'! - Facebook comment:

Kal Korff: And compared to how many people in this world, how many of them are pilots? :-) And of the small number who is, how many of them are GOOD pilots? :-)
Yesterday at 8:53pm

Digger

Anonymous said...

You stupid tool, Korff. You lying piece of crap. Dear God, how I despise you...

Anonymous said...

Today's Korffisum off Face Book:

Kal Korff One of the areas I have studied over the years, is human sexuality. After my terrorism book series is out, I admit I have a book coming out on sex that several women know about who are on this list, whom I have interviewed for it during the years. The book in fact is a study of 25,000 women and what their preferences are, disappointme...nts, desires, etc. Basically, according to most women "men are clueless" yet women do very little to help men "understand" various issues and desires in the bedroom. Instead, both sides never fully talk about things, even though this is supposed to be special and only between themselves. It is ironic, and tragic, because relationships suffer.

Here's another interesting study, notice that the people do NOTHING to solve the problems, basic things like always waiting for the man to make the "first move," etc. While everyone is different, such dependencies cause disappointment. Bottom line is that one MUST MAKE TIME and TAKE THE TIME so have "skin time" with ...

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?
u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%
2Ftechnology%2Fnews%2F7672392%2
FWomen-blame-BlackBerrys-and-
iPhones-for-poor-sex-life.html&h=c
36b1


... 25,000 women... skin time. Oh what a fucking dummy.

FN

squankumotistich said...

LOL 25,000 women ... would that be the total number of models posing in the collection of skin books that Kalvin's former lady friend mentioned in a thread on here? MR. Korff sure does enjoy LYING to these Facebook friends of his. He loves Facebook because he knows his LIES will be seen by someone.

Daniela above mentions that this Facebook toilet has become MR. Korff's new virtual website and I can posit why: page view totals. We all know that MR. Korff was LYING and manipulating his hit counts for his pathetic, retarded web pages. Now he can see that he actually does get 1000 views a day as long as he pesters the right people, worms his way into the right discussion groups, ingratiates himself upon anybody with even the slightest commonalities, and is completely intoxicated by the attention.

Kal K. Korff is a liar, a manipulator, a predator, an uneducated buffoon, has absolutely no genuine friends or meaningful social connections, all of which result in the makings of a first rate Facebook loser. It is users like himself which make the place such a fucking sewer.

Anonymous said...

More from Dimwit:

Kal Korff ~ I'm finishing several articles now to send to the media, they concern the new Xpose books and some other topics, I'm honored that so far five different outlets have agreed to publish them, gotta now decide which goes where, web site relaunch almost ready... with downloads, he he.

FN

Jimmy D said...

You are wired to the moon, Kalvin.

For God's sake, get help...

Anonymous said...

Hilarious about-turn from Kalvin here (at the time of writing, his latest post on Facebook):

Kal Korff
It's always great to see when a politician raises their standards, here's a video about an impressive speech Gordon Brown gave, according to even his harshest critics: [ Kalvin gives link to this article: http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/may/03/gordon-brown-citizensuk-leadership-debate ]

Rl Price
Standards? Jeez................... Impressive Political claptrap maybe.

Kal Korff
I have no idea, was just passing along what they in the UK were saying was "impressive" — like the system in the USA, with both parties, I think in the UK it is also "broken" — just my opinion, but I think we need THIRD alternatives in both countries, since the status quo has only caused problems we are all in and the problems are WORSE then we are misled to believe. Greece is only a warm up, I am afraid. :-(

Anonymous said...

What a stupid, stupid, STUPID man you are, Korff.

Dear God, how I loathe you.

Anonymous said...

Another sharp volte face from The Great Man's Facebook wall:

Kal Korff
Here's a short video of an alleged UFO seen over Fremont, California, where I used to live. Many friends of mine will remember "UFO" sightings which looked like this from the 1970s and 80s....we investigated many of them, worked with people like Paul Cerny of the local MUFON group, many other fine people. Posted here a...s an fyi only, I haven't studied this imagery in detail. [The fuckwit gives a link to: http://ufo-news-club.ning.com/video/ufo-over-fremont-california?xg_source=facebookshare ]

Dennis Kirstein
nice special effect. or why the cameraman filmed the unspectacular night sky?

Kal Korff
Hi, I don't know anything about this, just got it sent to me and posted it as an fyi. When I saw an object years ago I had no camera, felt like an ant and took in all eleven minutes of it.

Jimmy D said...

PLEASE READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


For some reason, I suddenly remembered an edition of Kal's late, unlamented English language column that feature the world "foudroyant". I looked it up and found it on Google. For good measure, I've also posted "Wierd Words part 2".

Incredible. Quite astonishing. A fasinating snapshot of a disordered mind.

Don't forget, this column ran in a free newpaper that was handed out at the entrances to Prague's Metro (Subway to New Yorkers, Underground to Londoners). I well remember the baffled expressions on the commuters going to work that day.

http://zpravy.idnes.cz/weird-words-in-english-1-0vs-/anglictina.asp?c=A070613_110810_studium_bar

http://zpravy.idnes.cz/weird-words-in-english-2-0vw-/studium.asp?c=A070614_121243_studium_bar

George Adamski said...

...BREAKING NEWS !!!

...KalIsrael's partner in secret SAPSTOE 'klandestine aktivities' is back in the news as things continue to get really bad for him......

George Adamski said...

...link is here:

http://www.poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100503/NEWS/5030332

Anonymous said...

Thanks Jimmy D. That is an absolute classic! Did this newspaper not have editors, then? Or at least someone on staff who spoke enough English to say "Whoah - who is this maniac?"

"When something hits you foudroyantly, this means that it took you by surprise or came up unexpectedly. Example:

"The doctor said to stay away from people who have the flu. The current virus making everyone sick is very foudroyant."

Daniela_Abrahamova said...

"Foudroyantly".

Yes, I remember him coming up with this one. Unbelievable that his editors didn't kick him off there and then. Unbelievable that he lasted, what - two, three years?

The readers' comments for those articles were always jam-packed with abuse from outraged readers - both Czechs and native English-speakers.

To this day, I simply cannot understand how he was allowed to churn out this drivel for so long.

Anonymous said...

"Foudroyant"?

Hmmm.

What a frickin tool.

Jimmy D said...

From the tool's facebook wall:

Kal Korff Hi, I just got off the phone with Senator Joe Lieberman's office, it's quite common for me to just pick up the phone as an officially accredited journalist and be able to cut through the red tape ;-) -- I was told that Lieberman is putting together a new law WHICH WOULD STRIP ANY AMERICAN OF THEIR CITIZENSHIP IF THEY A...RE CONVICTED OF BEING A MEMBER OF A TERRORIST GROUP! What does everyone think of this?

Jimmy D said...

Bwahahahaha!

"I just got off the phone with Senator Joe Lieberman's office, it's quite common for me to just pick up the phone as an officially accredited journalist and be able to cut through the red tape ;-)"

You liar, "Colonel". You goddam bloody liar.

Anonymous said...

More Korff sadness and funny shit:

Kal Korff ~ Going to lay down, it is 0523, gotta take my power nap, or my iNap as one of my new Facebook friends says :-) See everyone in 4-5 hours after sleeping my usual amount, if I live to be 100, I don't want to spend 8 hours each night in bed and say I spent 33.3 YEARS sleeping my life away. I have plenty of time to sleep when I'm gone. :-))

FN

Anonymous said...

Why does the "Colonel" keep such odd hours?

sqjuinkamotchiticx said...

Why does the "Colonel" keep such odd hours?

Prime indication that there is no woman in his life, he has no job or reason to be well rested, and prefers sleeping during the day when the troubling solitude of night won't cause anything resembling a conscience to pester his thoughts with how shitty, empty and forlorn his existence is. One is tempted to feel sorry for the wretch until remembering that Kal K. Korff is an cyberpath, he has brought this reality unto himself, and is reaping what he has sewed by being such a bloated, worthless dickhead.

Anonymous said...

Today's Face Book Korffisum:

Kal Korff In my new six book series on terrorism, I expose how FB absolutely shares data with especially the Obama administration, since the co-founder of FB CREATED Obama's entire online schtick and his group they have now.

The reason this is cited it NOT for conspiracy issues, I am not a conspiracy type at all, but to show that the idea of privacy is a ... See Moredelusion.

I also cite other past examples such as when AT*T voluntarily gave Dept of Homeland Security and CIA and NSA its phone records, and Western Union for decades, voluntarily gave the NSA EACH DAY A COPY OF EVERY CABLE SENT OVERSEAS!

This is WHY with all this info and data mining, the "we got lucky" terrorist attacks which missed in Dec and just a few days ago are INEXCUSABLE, as well as not finding bin Laden.

Literally half the guys in intel do not want him found, they say it is good for longterm presence and cause, others do, and realize that people (Americans especially) will think the war is "over" after he is caught or killed.

They GENUINELY do not get it.

This is because despite having all info available and ore than we can imagine, our beloved "leadership" refuses to discuss WHY they hate us and until the WHY is communicated, understood, acted on, this war will remain asymmetrical, and it will never be won.

FN

Anonymous said...

The incoherent rantings of a delusional madman. And he doesn't even realize it.
And now he's paranoid about some of his 'friends' on FB who he thinks are not 'real' so he blocks them. I guess he's just too dumb to realize that people do play games, and that has him somewhat confused.
Yes Kal, people do play games and are not always who they claim to be. You are a prime example of that, aren't you?

Digger

Anonymous said...

Kalvin, if you can get by on 5 hours' sleep per 24 hours and function properly, then good for you. Former UK prime minister Margeret Thatcher famously got by on even less.

But she used to go to bed at midnight - not mid-afternoon/early evening.

Try it sometime.

Jimmy D said...

More pathetic FB boasting -

Dawnellen Pappalardo
I tried to friend several famous people and have been rejected....Gee...Is it something I have said or posted? :)
3 hours ago.

Kal Korff
May I ask who you tried to "friend"? You can email me if you don't want to go public. I do know several "celebrities" — I also have many home and mobile numbers.

Udderly Foudroyant said...

I propose that the word "foudroyant" enter the Korffing lexicon.

Kult, KIAI and other bloggers, pls take note. (Maybe you could stick up a permenant, direct link to that particular piece of boneheadery?)

For myself, whenever anything in future earns my particular approval or enthusiasm, I will describe it as being "udderly foudroyant".

Daniela Abrahamova

Anonymous said...

Foudroyant?

You fucking tool, Korff.

Anonymous said...

You're a liar, Korff. Do you hear me? A liar. Every time you open your braying trap, lie comes out.

You are scum.

Daniela said...

We really should be messaging Kalvin's "friends" pointing them in the direction of this and similar blogs, the turdworm's ludicrous English columns ("foundroyant", etc.), and so on.

And perhaps leave a message on the turdworm's FB wall itself, after he has told everyone that he's gone to sleep.

Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

I think this young lady nailed it dead center! A comment on Facebook...

Konstance Kafadiris: dark spicey catsup on pasta? are u that broke Kal?

Brit_in_Prague said...

Kalvin's latest FB offering:

Kal Korff: Yesterday, I saw a woman bend over to feed her dog. She had a mini-skirt on, and well, I could see everything. No complaints, she was commando style on top of this! :-) Two kids came running by me, chasing each other, grabbing my legs. If I stayed there enjoying my view of God's creation, I'd be in their way. If I moved..., I'd lose my perfect view. I chose the kids. Now, ALL of my MEN friends say I was stupid. Bozos!

What a grubby little scumbag you are, "Colonel".

George Adamski said...

....I just want to wish Dot Joss a Happy Mothers Day, as I am quite sure KalIsrael didn't....

....and no one blames her for Korffie's behavior....

Anonymous said...

You are irredeemable scum, Korff. There is no hope for you, you lying, mad son of a bitch.

George Adamski said...

....apparently Kal's fine efforts promoting his MANY books on Facebook are bearing fruit:

"Facebook Faces FTC Complaint
Privacy groups tell the Federal Trade Commission and Congress that the social network is violating consumer protection laws."
http://links.techwebnewsletters.com/ctt?kn=56&m=34864027&r=MTQwMDc4OTg0OAS2&b=2&j=NzMyOTIxODYS1&mt=1&rt=0

Anonymous said...

Quoted from Facebook today:

"Michele Risso - Yes, we Americans call it showing decency when looking away.You need to grow up Kal you obviously lack common decency and courtesy, no matter which one of your usual "spins " you put on it.Fuck you!"

Loving it! Kal's getting back some of his own medicine.
No need for me to comment. His 'friends' are doing just fine.

Digger
Digger

The Unknown Korffer said...

What was he trying to prove, that he isn't gay by bragging about getting a free upskirt view of some random woman's unclothed genitalia? Gee! What a swell guy.

I also do not understand where the children grabbing his legs comes in, other than an urge to inadvertently make himself sound even more like a pervert & prove why he's single and without prospects. Nice work Kalvin!!!

Anonymous said...

Pervert seems to be one good description of Kal. Bizzare is another.
That posting on FB for all the world to see about him peeking up a women's skirt to admire 'God's creation' tells you how whacked out he really is. Of course, he hasn't seen one of 'those' since Martina took her camera and left him last year.
And now I see where his FB page no longer exists. Did he terminate it, or was he 'booted'?

Brit_in_Prague said...

TIME FOR A NEW POST, KIAI!

One way or another, that "upskirt" FB post seems to have done for the fuckwit.

I wonder what madness he'll dredge up next...

Anonymous said...

Check out: http://en-gb.facebook.com/pages/Kal-Korff/112948538742298?v=desc

Another Korffing resource....

Squnknomatioic said...

LOL, it is gone! :D Kernal Kornhole probably deleted it in a fit of narcissistic rage after having been publicly PWNED once again by Michelle Risso. Either that or the Billy Meier fruitcakes slapped him off yet another venue. Some SAPSTOE wunderkind (how can you be a wunderkind at 50?), getting his lunch handed to him by a woman he'd welched out on twenty years ago, disgruntled family relatives who have grown impatient, and a UFO worshipping bunch of human Pop Tarts. Complete total human failure! and if he did delete it that means Kalvin K. Korff's fraud couldn't even last five months on Facebook in the glare of public scrutiny.

Anonymous said...

M.I. Exclusive Interview w/ Kal Korff May 30th 6pm E interview by Jeffery Pritchett and Staff and Audience..

www.mabusincarnate.com

The Controversial Often despised Kal Korff! We will get into why and his thoughts about why. With making sure to ask such questions about problems with Jeff Ritzmann and many others as well as getting into the topic is there redemption and forgiveness in Ufology?

Author of 42 nonfiction books which investigate/solve mysteries, address vital social/historical issues.

Analyst, IT Specialist, President & CEO CriticalThinkers, Lecturer, ColoneI: Kidon Unit Commander Counterterrorism, YS3. Researcher, Sayanim.

www.kalkorff.com

Technical: To be a part of this event simply go to our home page and you will automatically be put into the Chat Room. No need to sign up or anything like that to be involved unless of course you would like to come mingle with us on our forum to discuss many great topics. The Audience is also welcome to ask questions in an orderly fashion which will be moderated.......

42 books! Ha!

FN

Jimmy D said...

Squonk - he hasn't been on Facebook five month. He's barely been on FB for five weeks...

And speaking of the esteemed Ms Risso, check THIS out:

http://en-gb.facebook.com/pages/Kal-Korff/112948538742298?v=desc

Sqanbkonomnotic said...

Ah! I thought he'd started that up in January. It seems like forever at any rate. Meanwhile in an apparent desperate bid to stay credible with this Jeffery Pritchet chap, MR. Korff is apparently hard at work tonight with his Joomla templates promising a re-launch of his web sewer "within a few hours" ... zzzZZzZzz.

Jimmy D said...

Squonk, you were right - he joined Facebook in January: http://kultofkal.blogspot.com/2010/01/kal-korff-on-facebook.html

Time flies...

Anonymous said...

Check it:

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.
php?id=100000997356970
&ref=search&sid=
1009235521.576757038..1

FN

Anonymous said...

And another?

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.
php?id=100000652692402
&ref=search&sid=
1009235521.576757038..1

FN

Anonymous said...

Nut Job seems to have bolted from Face Book? Search for him and his "old" page seems to be gone.... Maybe Horn has gone after him there as well?

FN

squillomotoic said...

Wouldn't surprise me at all! While MR. Korff is a threats + intimidation gamer, Mike Horn and the Meier people have proven effective in making the hosts of MR. Korff's bile enforce their own rules of conduct. Any threats or harassment on Facebook directed at anyone is a violation of their terms of service. They took credit for having MR. Korff's "web hosters" remove him previously, I would presume they were hammering away at Facebook for them to do the same all along. Someone should see what Jeff Prichard might be announcing as far as his big chat session with MR. Korff. If he doesn't have a Facebook account anymore he would need to use someone else's to participate which would be a good sign that Facebook banned him.

Anonymous said...

Facebook violations:

Nudity or pornography
Impersonating me or someone I know
Racist/Hate speech
Targets me or a friend
Direct call for violence
Excessive gore or violent content
Spam

Daniela_Abrahamova said...

You are very sick, Kal.

Go back to the States and your family. Face whatever is coming to you there like a man, and then once that's done, seek the medical help you so obviously and urgently need.

Brit_in_Prague said...

As noted in a previous string, Kal's uncle chimed in on Kal's wall to tell him he was full of it.

Kal's uncle's FB page is here: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001096307482&v=wall#!/profile.php?id=100000712125625&ref=sgm

And bless my soul if one of his FB friends isn't Dorothy Toone (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000712125625#!/profile.php?id=100001096307482&v=wall) - Kalvin's poor, long-suffering ma!

The Unknown Korffer said...

It has now been three days since Kalvin's Joomla portal promised a website re-launch "within hours".

Hours are hours, young grasshopper, and days are days. Some CEO.

Anonymous said...

I think we might as well give up on Mr. Kal K. Korff.
His family already has, his ex girl friends have, his old UFO type contacts have, and on and on.
No more Youtube "Reality TV', no more web site(s), no more Facebook, nothing...

Brit_in_Prague said...

'It has now been three days since Kalvin's Joomla portal promised a website re-launch "within hours".'

You do this a lot, don't you, Kalvin?

Brit_in_Prague said...

For example from your website, over a year ago:

"Note: The following is the written version of President Barack Obama's speech given on Prague on 5 April, 2009 at Prague Castle, in the Czech Republic. During this week, fact checking commentary will be inserted to keep people fully informed on the important issues President Obama spoke about during his warm welcome in Prague.

Stay tuned..."

Well, I've stayed tuned ... but your "fact checking commentary" has yet to appear...

Brit_in_Prague said...

For example from your website, over a year ago:

"Note: The following is the written version of President Barack Obama's speech given on Prague on 5 April, 2009 at Prague Castle, in the Czech Republic. During this week, fact checking commentary will be inserted to keep people fully informed on the important issues President Obama spoke about during his warm welcome in Prague.

Stay tuned..."

Well, I've stayed tuned ... but your "fact checking commentary" has yet to appear...

Brit_in_Prague said...

...then there was your announcement in January that ("...as we predicted months ago...") a new English-language newspaper would debut "within weeks" ... with you as Editor!!!

Five months on, we're still waiting.

Why do you keep making these kinds of promises that you have no possibility or intention of ever keeping? Do you think we will forget about them?

You nutjob.

sqyuoiljkqwwgnmktic said...

Making promises that are never kept = lying. Kal K. Korff is a liar. He is also humiliated and exposed as someone without even an act to get together by this Facebook banning. No way he deleted the page himself, not after all of that nonstop validation.

Has Jeffery Pritchett made any comments on his page about a substitute guest for his chat gathering?

Anonymous said...

>>> Has Jeffery Pritchett made any comments on his page about a substitute guest for his chat gathering? <<<

None as of Friday, May 14, 2010.

FN

Mesha B said...

who's Kal Korff.. I see from the responces this wanna-be poser is just whats stated"A BIG FAT LIER", on everything and anything that comes out of his mouth. I belong to UNC ( Ufo - news- club ). Why on earth would he mention that site...Maybe he's that AKA - Chummy guy..with all the bull sightings from the begining of 2010. And likes 12 yr old girls cuz like he left a statement asking if I was fine. Not knowing i'm a kid.thats like ewwww way gross. You Lieing SICKO FREAKO.....

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