Sunday, April 11, 2010

Kal K. Korff is a TOOL!!


Bloody hell!! I just read a bit of Kal's facebook and the guy is an absolute tool!! Here we have Kal K. Korff who claims to be some sort of computer expert who also claims to have worked at Apple and for the Claris Corporation. If Kal is a computer expert and involved in fighting consumer fraud and is some sort of terrorism expert how is it then that Kal K. Korff DOES NOT KNOW what phishing is??????? Kal's own words from facebook " Pardon my ignorance, but HOW does this Phishing work? I am aware of phony FB emails, etc., I always delete them. But from WITHIN Facebook? Whatever happened to FB's security?"

AHAHAHAHHHAAAAHAHAA!! Are you fucking kidding here Kal? No of course not because only a fuck wit numb skull dolt pretending to be something he is not would ask this sort of question. And we all know the apparent TRUE STORY behind Kal's ludicrous claims of being involved with some of these computing companies such as short employment and third party contract work and Kal's apparent stint as a phone tech support person all blown far out of proportion by Kal to reimagine himself as some sort of computer expert. My own computing skills are not very good but even I know what phishing is!!

And Kal does know how to inflate things such as making a telephone call to his Internet website provider into a "technical meeting" involving "we" which amounts to 2 people n the phone with one of them being Kal! And then Kal has this on facebook saying " Hi, Web site will be back online with NEW STUFF and new books READY TO BE DOWNLOADED on Tuesday, 14 April. Until then I will deliberately keep it offline, so that when it comes BACK online, its content and the FREE DOWNLOADS will be available from more than one Internet location, which will eliminate "game playing" by the parties being exposed. :-)"

The last line seems to be Kal admitting that Michael Horn bloke did indeed shut down Kal. And Kal leaves us with the ever so dependable deadline that he will of course without fail never meet.

I proclaim it to be so that Kal K. Korff is a TOOL!!!!

34 comments:

Jimmy D said...

I've said it before, I'll say it now, and I'll say it again (and again, and again):

You are lying scum, "Colonel". Vermin.

The Unknown Korffer said...

By now Little Kalvin's good buddies on Face Books have almost surely realized that Kalvin thinks they are actually paying attention to him, that he takes updating on Face Books as seriously as a full time job, and that he needs psychiatric help from someone other than one of Carl Jung's relatives.

B.Hudson said...

I think I'll offer to host Kal's site IF he comes clean on a few things. No more SSS crap , no more BS.

I've got no dog in the fight between him and Meier, plus I'll have access to call shenanigans on his traffic claims.

I wonder if Kal will go for it? Just come clean, remove all the crap about Ecker, Randle, Meyers and Kimball and I'll host the thing for free.

Anonymous said...

How's that Thesis coming along, Kal?

Anonymous said...

A 48 year old computer expert with an IQ of 219 doesn't know what online 'phishing' is? Probably doesn't know what spams, scams or trojans are either. (With a capital T, a Trojan is what men put on to a certain body part before....).
I can hardly wait until Kal's 'new' website is back up on the 14th. It shouldn't take Michael J. Horn too long to get that one suspended also!

Digger

Jimmy D said...

Kalvin, when and if your crappy website is up and running again, I'd be most grateful if you could steer clear of events in Poland. If you use this tragedy to big yourself up in any way, I am going to be mighty angry.

I actually work in Poland at the moment (and by the way - I haven't seen any sign of the "police surveillance" you recently claimed that my residence was under), and I am in no mood for any of your bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Did Kal actually claim Jimmy D was under police surveillance? LMFAO!! Kal, you festering pile of lying bullshit. No one takes you for anything other than the absolute joke you are. We are all laughing in your face, Kal. LOL! LOL! LOL!

Jimmy D said...

He sure as hell did. Mind you, he also said that of F1 Racer, and we haven't heard from him for a while. Maybe I should be worried:(

He also said I would shortly be receiving a visit from the Superduper Secret Services (see a couple of strings ago - the one entitled "Facebook fun..." - for details).

Anonymous said...

Kal's site is still SUSPENDED! LMFAO!

So Kal is threatening people now with police surveillance and visits to people's homes? Fuck you, Kal. If you ever show up at my house you'll regret it. Like many other people were a nut like you to show up at my home I would righteously fuck you up.

Kal doesn't have the balls or the means to come to anyone's home, let alone track them down. You're pathetic Kal, a pathetic piece of trash. Kal, don't ever let your gaping hole of a mouth write checks your ass cannot cash.

What a piece of shit.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Kalvin K. Korff just loves lying and threatening people. He must get a pleasure from telling a lie that is analogous to sexual excitement, and his enjoyment of issuing vague, meaningless threats is well documented on his disturbing You Tube videos. He is a cyberpath, a stalker, an online menace, and in need of psychiatric help.

DOTJOSS Industries said...

..you are ALL wrong!!

...the SUPPOSED "account suspension" is SIMPLY a GENIUS viral marketing ploy for the new iPad by it's INTERNATIONAL co-creator, KalIsrael Korff....

...that is WHY the release of Kal's multi-volume book was delayed!!!
...ONLY the iPad has the technomachismo to handle it!!!!

...and KAL defines 'technomachismo'!!!!!

Brit_in_Prague said...

I loathe you, Korff. Dear God, how I loathe you...

Anonymous said...

Still suspended and the 14th is here and Kal has once again missed his own deadline. At least Kal is consistent in not delivering shit as usual. What a fuck tard.

Anonymous said...

Yep. Kal blew it with both lips as he usually does.

Anonymous said...

Kal has been too busy on Facebook. He thinks all those sexy young ladies he has become 'friends' with actually want to be a friend. They have other motives, but poor Kal is so dumb and desperate he doesn't know any better.
He's also very busy now learning the Hebrew language. That, in addition to the other 7 languages he knows. Oddly though, in spite of his 4 years of studying German, he didn't respond to a simple comment in German by a commenter on his Facebook Wall.
Of course, we all know his expertise in English. LOL

Ich spreche nicht zeyer gut Deutsch...

Parle le Francais? Oui

Se habla Espanol? Si

Caio

Hoko muka luki

Sayanora...

Sorry guys, just having a little fun.

Brit_in_Prague said...

German?

That reminds me of a sketch from an old British TV show from 10 or so years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bq_dkPkQUU

Poor, dumb Peter O'Hanrahanrahan.

Poor, dumb Kalvin...

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha - Thanks for the memories. "Nichten lichten" - he's a UK version of Kalvin, isn't he?

That takes me back. I really miss British humor.

More Peter O'Hanrahanrahan/Kalvinesque bullshit here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RpFPCDgeI4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDKQliH1awY&feature=related

And funniest of all, this take on 9/11 from the original radio show (before it transferred to tv): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPWgodul_E&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Kal does not speak German fluently even though he claims to. There was a UFO researcher from Germany who spoke to Kal in german at a conference. Kal had no clue what the guy said to him. LOL!!!

And Kal's website is no completely down.

Sqwanikowskowitz said...

Yeah I'm getting a DNS search form from my ISP when trying to locate any of the known Korff sites, so the URL currently has no redirect to an IP.

Kal has been too busy on Facebook. He thinks all those sexy young ladies he has become 'friends' with actually want to be a friend.

LOL they're probably mostly chat bots! I wonder how many of MR. Korff's 52,312,615 friends list contacts that he brags about are actually humans. The terms schlemiel and putz come to mind.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin's spelling guide:

http://gawker.com/5506871/the-illustrated-tea-party-dictionary

Anonymous said...

You useless no-mark, Korff.

Do you honestly think that all your "friends" on Facebook have really signed up to sit (metaphorically) at your feet and lap up your sage words.

You buffoon.

Anonymous said...

This is funny! On Jan 10th, Kal joined the x-zone nation on Facebook. He then posted this. "Rob you are FRAUD and LIAR who practices HATE AND INTOLERANCE."
ahahahahahahahahaha

B.Hudson said...

Kal just posted the dedication page of his "first volume" on the Meier group.

Shockingly it's full of syntax and grammar errors, with a nice sprinkling of fabrications.

Geez, Kal, real books have EDITORS, although if you had an actual editor I'm afraid there would be a run on red ink after he was through.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Kal is so 'humbled' that he now has 350 'friends' on Facebook.
I guess poor dumb Kal didn't notice that one of the new scantily clad ones (French Doll) is a lesbian. Hmmmm...

Anonymous said...

Kal K. Korff = L-O-S-E-R

Kal, just take a hard look at your "writing" sometime. Seriously. Nobody is interested in reading such marginal writing.

Where the hell did you learn how to write, Kal?!?!!? There are children writing book reports that outshine you as a writer.

The Unknown Korffer said...

KalKorff.com • CriticalThinkers • UFO WatchCat • Martina Tycova.com • KalsKorner.net

Kal Korff's Web site, CriticalThinkers.org, UFO WatchCat and other sites are now being upgraded and ready to offer content for immediate downloading. Please check back shortly.


Looks like Little Kalvin is intending to use Joomla to keep his website contents private to registered users only, and thus escape the legal wrath of the Billy Meier fruitcakes. It won't work, Kalvin.

Korey Kalff said...

..it demonstrates how truly pitiful Kal is that he cannot best Paul Kimball, who is visible here on the left in the I-am NOT bald-Ron-Howard-wannabe baseball cap.....

...the 'standards' in edgescience are low indeed....

Korey Kalff said...

http://ufocon.blogspot.com/2010/04/cant-mac-tonnies-rest-in-peace.html

Vallee said...

BREAKING:

Kal-Israel Korff Uses SAPSTOE Connections to Ensure Exclusive Apple Products Distribution Rights for His Home Country!!!!!

...'Israel puts airport block on iPad'

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/aee3fe24-48e9-11df-8af4-00144feab49a.html

Daniela_Abrahamova said...

Two words, Korff:

Stop lying.

It really is that simple.

Squiollokmatizitic said...

Heck if MR. Korff wants to wall off his website behind a zoomla registration portal, I say FINE! Keeps it off the rest of the web where it can clutter up the free exchange of ideas. If he wants to confine himself to Facebook, where you have to be registered and on his friends list to see his twaddle, and this new zoomla thing where I presume he would have to approve the registration to see his pages, GREAT! Its an improvement at any rate, and reveals his true intention of having a one way flow of information that he controls.

Anonymous said...

Dear God, you really are a fucking tool, aren't you Korff?

Why don't you do the world a favor and end it all, you madman?

Anonymous said...

As far as visiting you in Prague, I KNOW FOR A FACT, that my wife would much rather visit her own child. Not a nephew, even one she dearly loves, and she does love you. She has her own son, her own grandchildren and those are put before any nephews or nieces she may have. And that is as it should be. So, when is the last time you got on a plane... See More and visited your family, pretty much years ago. And you visited YOUR OWN siblings and mother. And that is as it should be. I'm sorry Kal but Gina and I have our own life and if we choose to not visit you in Prague, well it's because we have other priorities in our life. We'd love to see you however, it's not a priority. You are the one who has chosen to leave your country. I guess then you should be the one to spend the money and travel to see yours. You are the only one who has NO OTHER RESPONSIBILITY. Everyone else has their own families and responsibilities You have no one but you. That's not an argument you will win Kal. Sorry.
.........................................

That is a direct copy of part of a response to Kal on Facebook.
Seems like Kal just can't get along with anyone, including his own close family members.
Unlike Youtube or his non-existent website, Facebook is a 2-way street. Comments welcomed.

Digger

The Unknown Korffer said...

Ouch! Though since Kalvin supposedly moves between several undisclosed locations due to security concerns he has mention on his own Face Books updates in the past I wouldn't think he would have anyplace to entertain family visitors at for any length of time. Its funny how lies and exaggerations are usually laid bare by the smallest little slip-ups and from the most unlikely of sources.