Sunday, September 5, 2010

PHONY "colonel" Kal Korff OFFICIALLY REPORTED TO MOSSAD!!!!


Kal K. Korff has been OFFICIALLY REPORTED as a PHONY Israeli agent to the intelligence agency MOSSAD!! Kal EXPOSES himself in his own and newest video on you tube. Kal himself has on the video a picture of him at the US embassy in Prague where Kal claims to show a security guard his Israeli Special secret Services identification to gain entry into the embassy. Bollocks! What Kal is actually showing the security guard is his old media identification from when he worked for some free rag newspaper given away on the rails. I have this from a credible source close to Kal.

Kal has now been OFFICIALLY REPORTED to Israeli's MOASSAD agency as an IMPOSTER!!! You too can REPORT KAL AS A PHONY ISRAELI AGENT HERE. Be sure to provide Kal's website address, Kal's facebook page address and Kal's youttube account address. Just as the picture shows a clown in a fake uniform we all know that KAL K. KORFF IS A PHONY!!!! How many more times does Kal have to be EXPOSED????? Kal should watch his back because the world knows these chaps from Mossad do not wanker about!!!

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Going down Korff.

Anonymous said...

Korff changed the header on his template site to state that Michael Horn will get legal papers on September 7th regarding the Meier case.

I'm ask Horn on the 8th if anything came in.

Any bets on this? Ha, ha, ha!

Just like RMIII, who NEVER got any papers, and F1 Racer, who never met the police, etc., this will not happen.

Keep us happy Korff. Never change.

You loon.

Anonymous said...

http://tinyurl.com/26nvw9f

:D

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Hi, hasty update: Long promised PREVIEW is EXPANDED TO 3 HOURS. I'm being moved tomorrow for security/privacy reasons, just an FYI. We cover in the preview: Obama, Islamofascism, Muslim Brotherhood plans, Nazi links, hatred, extremism, CONspiracy hucksters and Xpose many; UFOs, "Bigfoot," JFK's murder, 911 nonsense, Iran, Afghanistan, new products. MANY people in the show. Air date 9/10 — PERFECT TIMING, praise YHWH.

Kal Korff:

Thanks again everyone, please do NOT worry. Again, I get moved here and there it is normal. Part of the job per se. Gearing up for the 9/10 launch, it is perfect timing and I am grateful to YHWH for these few delays, there is always a reason for everything, at least four actually, and sometimes we forget this, and get caught up in what we always want, instead of what is actually better for the greater good.

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous said...

Kal moved for security reasons???? More likely he's been evicted. Fucking bum. Get a job dickwad.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Leaving now to go move, I'll check in later tonight after I get settled. I now know when I will be leaving the Czech Republic to go do more assignments, it's overwhelming at times, but no real complaints. Never a dull moment, but life's too short to be "bored" — I've ALWAYS felt this way. THANKS everyone, again, from the bottom of my heart, glad you like the new expose video we released and that you agree with it. 6 hours ago
___________________________________

45 views so far. Quite the hit Kalvin. I can see why your "handlers" would felt the need to move you....

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Finished moving, getting back to work, as usual, too many things to do and not enough time. Now analyzing more reports re the "humanitarian" flotilla in Gaza that brought havoc weeks ago, got a nice "heads up" INTEL report that the UN commission "investigating" what happened (as if there is a "doubt") WILL BE ANOTHER GOLDSTONE report, which means "blame Israel" and full of bullpachen.

sqdqhgibkkjkaamopstic said...

What a fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

The great Colonel and Commander of a Kidon unit has to be moved for security/privacy reason??
Where are all your troops Colonel?

I'm getting the distinct feeling that Kal is now being 'cared for'.

Digger

Anonymous said...

45 views. Kal never ceases to astonish me with his utter bullshit. Kal is so full of shit his eyes used to be blue. Way to go "colonel" dickweed. You stupid fuck Kal.

Anonymous said...

Just got through reporting Kal to Mossad. These guys don;t fuck around Kal. If I were you I'd move off the planet. Pissing them off is never a good idea. And you know Kal that it is a very very very bad idea to impersonate a Mossad agent or pretend that you are involved in Israeli intelligence. Kal you just keep proving how fucking stupid you really are.

Anonymous said...

Alerting the police... Here we go again...

Kal Korff:

Hi, THANKS for ALERTING police about a man named James Dalyrumple (not to be confused with Rumpelstiltskin), who created a web page to "hate" me, where people can "report" me to Israel for claiming I'm "with Mossad." Since I NEVER made this claim, because I'm NOT, nor am I an "Israeli agent," (NEVER said I was!), on Friday we debut a new show called The Haters, we'll publish his stalking letters/threats.


and


Ali Butt:

you are becoming popular.

Kal Korff:

It means I am doing something RIGHT :-) This will be EASY to "deal" with, especially PUBLISHING this guy's threats and stalking letters. He has been under observation for years, and it is ONLY right to hold him up as an example of how NOT to be. Thanks!


If you had him under observation, why did you have to be informed by someone else what he was doing?

Liar.

>>> on Friday we debut a new show called The Haters, we'll publish his stalking letters/threats. <<<

My God man, do you think this matters to anyone but you? You bask in the yellow light of your own ego and dysfunction.

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!! You have 57 views Korff. So, each and every person who watched this shit sent you an e-mail? Not true. I didn't and many more Korffers did not as well.

Liar.

You had no idea that it was that bad!?! What? Some secret agent. Mussad's coming for you Korff.


Kal Korff:

Hi, we have now received 58 emails SUPPORTING our Xpose of a well known UFO guy, we are glad you like it, and said it's long overdue. We agree. THANKS again for your support. I also thank you for sharing further "insightful" stories about this person, I had NO idea it's this bad sometimes. Live and learn, or for some, live and refuse to learn. The video at my web site: kalkorff.com, Is It REALLY True?, Episode 30.

Anonymous said...

"I'm not a member of MOSSAD. I never said I was."

Really...

From your Face Book profile:

Sayanim (Hebrew for volunteers)

... a unique and important part of the Mossad's operation.

http://www.nogw.com/download/2006
_sayanim.pdf

Anonymous said...

I have a copy of your video saved Kal where you wrote that you were showing a security guard your Israeli identification to gain access into the US embassy in Prague. You are CAUGHT LYING AGAIN Kal and by your own words. No surprise here at all Kal that you have EXPOSED YOUSELF! Good to see this blog has got your attention. Dick.

Anonymous said...

Moassad now has a copy of your video Kal. Just give it up and admit to your impersonation of an Israeli intelligence agent and maybe Mossad will forgive you for being the fake you are. And I can guarantee you that no real Israeli agent would ever deal Iran or Saudi Arabia. You really are that stupid aren't you Kal.

Anonymous said...

Korff, can you spell; deluded?

Kal Korff:

Here's a sober REMINDER of the Holocaust, which many people still "deny" — this is from Auschwitz. I will be going there soon when I leave the Czech Republic soon to start the tour, and do some Ops to go get some more "bad" guys. But NOT with Mossad! As when I saw Dachau, there's no way I'm not going to cry and ball my... head off, and being Jewish is NOT the reason. I am HUMAN and understand the EVIL of genocide.

and

Kal Korff:

I am so glad you got to see it. If I had the power, I would force every American student as part of their education, to go to at least ONE death camp, spend at least six months in another country to learn and appreciate America as well as what is has done right and wrong. Honestly, living outside the USA for nearly 11 years now, especially behind the former Iron Curtain in a country that was once ruled by Hitler because it was given to him in the name of "peace" and then given over to Stalin, for no valid reason; but returning home after I finish some "things" in Afghanistan, I am going there now, found out two days ago, have been telling my Mom and family; I do not regret a single moment of it. It has made me a BETTER American and I can now share firsthand many things with most Americans, who unfortunately will never leave their own country nor even own a passport, despite us being an immigrant nation.

>>> after I finish some "things" in Afghanistan, <<<

Raise your hands up, who believes this?

>>> and I can now share firsthand many things with most Americans, <<<

Korff, if you show your face in the states again, each and every place you try to "share" your "things" with you'll be shouted down.

Stolen valor, Mossad.

We will not forget.

Neither should you.

Please come back Kalvin, we need you in the states.

Anonymous said...

Kal will be going nowhere or doing anything. Just more of his imaginary 'secret' missions.
About all he can afford is tram fare to his favourite watering hole for a couple of cheap beers now and then.

Jimmy D said...

"As when I saw Dachau, there's no way I'm not going to cry and ball my... head off..."
---"ball" you head off?
You illiterate buffoon, Korff.
Let this be added to "udder" and "vial" in the lexicon of Korff-speak.

Jimmy D said...

Could someone please explain this FB page to me:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=100000652692402

I always assumed it was a spoof site. Now the owner has just sent me a message telling me I've been reported to FB for harrassment.

Anyway, I see Martina T is in the list of friends.

Odd...

Jimmy D said...

Still waiting for the police to arrest me, by the way, "Colonel".

According to you, they've been staking out my apartment since April.

Lying scum.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

It WON'T matter, and Microsoft is desperate. If I owned MS stock I would SELL IT since they're now going to WASTE another $500 MILLION dollars trying to be more "innovative" than Apple. It's a delusion, Apple was just named the greatest INNOVATOR OF THIS PAST DECADE and this is TRUE!
___________________________________

Korff, answer me this Butt Man; What OS is used by the majority of the world, and the majority of the security and governmantal services?

Drink the Apple Kool-Aid fuck nutz.

Anonymous said...

>>> http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=100000652692402 <<<

This is Korff's other site. He started this one before his most used one, January 2010.

There is some kind of minipulation going on now. Martina WAS NOT listed on his secondary page as a friend until VERY recently.

Could be that Martina's profile is really Korff, or both of them, or altogether fake.

Also, the content of this page is very different than that of his other one.

Easy enough to check it out, somebody e-mail Martina directly:

rc.prague@gmail.com

In the end, Korff has a lot of time on his hands for a secret agent man. Posting material on 2 Face Book sites, moving, writing books, and making videos...

No time to save the world.

Anonymous said...

Korff's main Face Book profile does not list Martina as a Friend yet. A little hacking on his page tells "me" that he's trying to ferret out the person"s) poaching his material off Face Book and posting it here.

Good luck with that cumpter expert.

He's "hidden" his Friends total as well. Easy enough to get past that as well but don't tell Korff! Ha!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php
?id=100000652692402#!/profile.php?
id=100000836016995&ref=ts

Anonymous said...

I see Kernal Dimbulb is going to cry and "ball" his head off... did he mean bawl or is he going to fuck his head off. Either way it would be an improvement.

Anonymous said...

I thought you were moving, or going to save the world, or some such something or another...? Can't keeo the lies in line can you Korff! Ha, ha, he, he...

Kal Korff:

Heading now to go view final video sequences for the 3 hour preview of new show which airs this Friday, 9.10.2010. If you look at this video, it is a flavor of what is coming, but much more intense. Gonna be up all night, but it is crazy like this schedule wise til we launch. See everyone soon. If you think this video is hard hitting, wait til you see the three hour preview.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7
rLytx8uirE

Anonymous said...

'Michael Horn gets served papers September 7.'
Kal finally told the truth. Mr. Horn today received a copy of the L.A. Times, the San Francisco Herald and his local newspaper.

DG

Anonymous said...

DG, you're oh so close! But that's very funny and clever, something Korff never, and connot... be... :^)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sorry to bug you again Michael. Korff posted this on his page, and the time has run out on yet another threat and promise:

Billy Meier UFO CULT SPOKESMAN, MIKEY HORN, GETS SERVED LEGAL PAPERS ON SEPTEMBER 7TH.

Just want to get you on record.

BTW, we've sent videos of Korff, posted by Korff, which showcase him posing as a member of Mussad. This might end up interesting....

Thx Michael for your good nature and understanding,

FN
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sure, you can tell the parasite that he's obviously a lying, threatening little bully. You contacted me and no one "served" me any papers...of course.

The words for him are impotent little twerp.

Best,

MH
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Like him or dislike him, at least Michael Horn will give us the poop on our fav lozer. I never talk about the Meier case with Michael; we just keep it everything Korff.

I do think Michael enjoys this blog and we Korffers and the work we are doing.

I do know one thing for sure....

Michael Horn laughs at Kalvin K. Korff... Mightily and heartedly and with much humor.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Talentless, friendless, uneducated, incompetent buffoon. I wonder what the basic sentence is for impersonating an Israeli intelligence agent back in Israel, presuming they can fit his fat ass into a diplomatic pouch & get him the fuck out of Prague. Then again they can just wait for Colonel Cupcake at the airport in Kabul when he goes to finish his Super Duper Services mission. He won't be difficult to miss, look for the pudgy boy wearing the US colonel's wings on his bargain rack leather jacket from Sears being assaulted by US GI's for wearing fake rank insignia.

You're likely in a LOT of trouble, Kal, and it sounds like your jig is about up. If I were you, instead of wasting time posting bullshit to Face Book to all the people you've been lying to there I'd be looking for a good lawyer familiar with Czech immigration laws & Israeli extradition policies.

You do realize you cooked your own goose with that last video, right? You're openly presenting yourself wearing a "uniform" bedecked with falsely appropriated military insignia and boasting of being a KIDON UNIT ALEPH COMMANDER, terms that are only associated with Israeli intelligence. You're SCREWED and I hope they throw the fucking book at you. The best part is that you did it all to yourself. You're an asshole and a loser and nobody likes you, believes you, or gives two flying fucking shits what happens to you. Even your own family has had enough.

Brit_in_Prague said...

Nah - I think the second KKK FB site is just someone having a laugh. Surely not even the real Kal would post a YouTube clip of twin sisters dressed as cheerleaders making out on the sofa.

Anonymous said...

I hope someone has saved a copy of that video before Kal can take it down. Kal has really done himself in this time. Kal has brought this all down on himself and this is what you get when you pretend to be something you are not. Kal should have just stuck with flying saucers and bigfoot. I knew Kal was stupid but this impersonating an Israeli intelligence official is beyond stupid. I guess Kal will finally get to meet some real spies now.

Anonymous said...

What ever did happened to your "secure Israeli server" Kal? LMFAO! Maybe you can write Mossad from that server and beg for mercy! LOL! Kal you just keep proving there is no limit to stupidity. Dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Blah, blah, blah....

Kal Korff:

BREAKING NEWS: Lt. Col. Wendelle Stevens, age 87, has passed away. Stevens was the original U.S. investigator, promoter of the Billy Meier UFO Cult and many other hoaxes, including pro-Nazi material. He had the largest known "UFO" photo collection in existence, which has since been plundered. I knew him personally since a teenager, we used to be friends, but I then Xposed him in my articles/books, and also broke the story about him being arrested and convicted for three counts of felony child molestation. Stevens' promotion of the Meier UFO Cult, which claims that the Torah, Koran and Bible are frauds and forgeries, ended our friendship. When Stevens was arrested by police, he contacted a friend of mine and me asking for a FAVOR to get him out of jail, saying he would spill "UFO secrets," if a "deal" could not be cut. Stevens wrongly "thought" (or was playing his usual games) that I was "CIA" and could "put in a good word" for him. Since I am NOT CIA, as I wrote about this incident in my book last century, I told Wendelle I would see what I could do, which of course was nothing. Since the original indictment against Stevens included SIXTEEN COUNTS of everything from molesting three girls who used his swimming pool, to filming and furnishing them with porno materials, even if I WERE "CIA" I would NEVER seek to help such an offender. Ironically, a NEW Xpose of Wendelle Stevens was being prepared for RELEASE THIS FRIDAY, it was and is part of the launch of the new preview of my show. Now if this material gets released, UFO CONspiracy nuts and Meier UFO Cult believers, will claim I am "evil" for doing it, and LIE and say I am exploiting Stevens' untimely death. It is a pure LIE to make such a claim, since the Xpose which is being released on Friday is merely a revised update to the CHAPTER I wrote about Stevens years ago in my book Spaceships of the Pleiades, the Billy Meier Story, which remains the bestselling Xpose of all time on the Meier scam. There is NO way this Xpose could be prepared this quickly, and computer logs and postings PROVE this has LONG been in the works and was finished MONTHS ago just after Meier UFO Cult spokesman Mikey Horn wrote some of you trying to stop you from being my "friend" on Facebook. Over 900 "friends" later now, obviously Mikey failed. Since Meier UFO Cult "believers" DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH and they bash religions and claim "all religions are evil" and LOVE TO HATE anyone who Xposes their phony guru, Meier, OF COURSE they are going to make a FALSE claim such as this, — ANYTHING but the truth. The Xpose update of Stevens WILL proceed, regardless. The ONLY thing which will be added to the END of it is a note that he has now passed away. May YHWH forgive him, and prevent others from lying about this sad affair, what Stevens was REALLY about, and may TRUTH always be preserved.

Anonymous said...

I'll just bet Kal and Wendell were good buddies when Kal was a kid. I wonder what Kal and Wendell did with their time together? This would explain a lot I think. Kal really needs to get his facts straight. Wendell did not let people plunder his photo collection. Wendell donated the collection and had it archived. Can;t you get anything right Kal??????