Sunday, March 24, 2013

Korffing Blast from the Past Right up Korff’s Ass

Remember back on November 11, 2011 when Korff made the public pronouncement that he was now an “official, accredited military correspondent” for a “media giant” he claimed to work for, which nobody could find without employing deep web searches?

And just how many “articles” did this “official, accredited military correspondent” write or get published on his “media giants” web site to support this new title?

Try as we might we haven’t found a single one. More to the point, taking into account Korff’s new “title” one rightly would assume that Korff would make news, or post news regarding his field work to fulfill this new title.

Not so. Korff has posted exactly ZERO field reports, or any other kind of report having anything to do with any combat or war, or paint-ball game or split-ball match for that matter. ZERO.

It should be noted that this is the last time Korff mentioned Big Don Ecker in any meaningful way and it is the last time Korff mentioned his book, or series of books, and their impeding release or publication date, which by the way, has never happened.

It should also be noted that this was the last time Korff made reference to his “still down and never to be seen again” personal website. A website which was hosted by a hate group, a group which hosted "Korff like" material (anti gay, general hate speak,) for free until their server got hacked, an act from which these "professionals" could not recover from, forcing them to go out of the "free web hosting of hate material and Korff-like hate speak," business.

The web never forgets Korff and we will never stop.

Korffing Syndicate


Anonymous said...

Wow, this new post is like the companion piece to the e-mail ass-hat sent to Royce Meyers III back on Friday, September 08, 2006.

So much information and yet no information at all. At least no truthful information.

Another great thread KIAI.

This blog is back on fire!

Korff, poor little man-child Korff. These guys own you.

Brit_in_Prague said...

This is Korffing of the highest order.

FN is to be congratulated.

Anonymous said...

If I were an Iranian mullah I'd issue a fatwah against Kalvin Karlton Korff. Just for being Kalvin Karlton Korff.

Anonymous said...

Nice to see the Polish spam deleted so promptly ...

Anonymous said...

You are lying scum, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Somebodies been up to this blog.....

Kal Korff: It's predictable that the lamestream media is being selective on the tenth anniversary of the war to remove Saddam Hussein from power. They IGNORE, deliberately, summaries of some ten million captured documents which prove that Saddam was much more involved in funding and carrying out terrorism than even the few instances the media bothered to cover. He paid a bounty of $25,000 per suicide bomber to kill Jews. I can go on and on and I do present many of the key documents in my upcoming book series which goes to the publisher this year - finally.


9 years ago, a bit longer, Korff said this book, or series of books, would be released. 3 years ago Korff said the manuscript was being "hand delivered" by "Captain Franks":

A year ago Korff said chapters we're being "peer reviewed"....

Lies, lies, lying liar.

Anonymous said...

Just a few highlights from this classic Korff, fully delusional rant.

Date: Tue, 18 May 2010 15:23:50 -0700

In JULY, Captain Franks is coming to see me, and he will take custody of the Secret Wars project/manuscript.


* Franks is a Face Book friend of Korff’s

and the person Korff used to help float his iPad’s for Peace scam:

and the name he used to float his manuscript delivery as well.


He will be here for several days, then he will fly back to the United States and he will deliver it to Prometheus Books.

I mentioned before that there is a VERY good chance I WILL be hauled before a Congressional Committee when the book comes to market. I WANT to be "vilified" and have them try to "crucify" me because I'll eat them for lunch per se.

The expected outcome of this is, "Get Korff in here, I want him under oath before my Committee" and that is when the fur flies and the larger "cause" is served.


Is there a Hollywood version of Kal Korff? Yes there is….

Simon, the fake Secret Agent-Man from the movie, True Lies

Anonymous said...

Of course Kalvin Korff is an Idiot! He always was an idiot, is an idiot now and most likely will always be an idiot. Some things JUST ARE. Mars is red, Venus is cloudy and Kal is an idiot!

Anonymous said...

I can just imagine his report cards when he was a tot.

"Kalvin does not work well or play with others."

Hey Kalvin, sound familiar?

Anonymous said...

Korff you're scummier than the rebel scums that shut down the power generator on the forest moon of Endor!

Anonymous said...

Anyone have any ideas for some new threads.

We got an e-mail asking us to focus on the valor angle.

We will do an updated thread on this but...

Any ideas?

FN can only do so much.

Anonymous said...

Wait, aren't you on record as having a child already?

We didn't make this up... That's what you told Tina. Remember Tina...

Korff: "I MUST be a biological father, especially since my family's DNA (which has the unique Ashkenazi genetic markers DIES) and this is NOT acceptable."

So, if we are to believe this post, Korff has been humping and pumping his brains out trying to get his "wife" pregger with his demon seed.

Over a year of Korff porn... How's that been working for you Korff?

I expect to hear, and very soon, that Korff's "wife" is pregger... you know, like when he told Claris that he had brain cancer and he would have to leave and when he told people he had a son but, then (see link above) he did not.

NOVEMBER 18, 2011

Next year we will try to start a family, Prague is a great city to start this new chapter of our marriage in, we already have picked the name out for the child, I just hope we are not on travel when it is born, I want our child to be born in Prague if possible, but it will be an American and Indian citizen as well. :-)

Anonymous said...

I have an idea for a new thread,
let's talk about how scummy Kal is.

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha!

Anonymous said...

Morning Kalvin! Looking forward to another day of lying and stealing? You worthless piece of garbage.

Happy Red Mogul Balloon! said...

kal's reports from the Eastern Front dried up after he got kicked out of the paintball club for being obnoxious, overbearing, pompous and grabby


Anonymous said...

Evening Kal! looking forward to a dinner of Cheetos, cupcakes, pop-tarts and Czech beer with a shinny foam head? Will you be following that up with a nice stoking of your tiny cock and balls to the chubby chaser internet porn site? Slimy piece of worm-ridden filth.

Anonymous said...

"Slimy piece of worm-ridden filth."

Lyrics to a new Korff song....

Anonymous said...

Kal K Korff, English teacher.....

"Humans are the only life forms with the unique gift of choice, we must use it wisely. If we continue to make the wrong choices, we will eventually extinct ourselves."

"... eventually extinct ourselves."

His teachers who are his Face Book friends must be so very proud.

Anonymous said...

"... eventually extinct ourselves."

Well the name of this blog IS "Kal Korff is an Idiot".

Nuff said ...

Anonymous said...

Korff posted this today. Notice that Korff is taking credit for doing this work, or for having something to do with this work but...

We all know that when Korff is doing something, like threatening people or making claims, like iPads for Peace, etc., Korff can't shut up about it.

So, Korff is lying about this. How do we know he's lying about this? Well, besides his lips moving, all Korff has done is post links on Face Book regarding global warming.

Just like his lying lie about his military reporter claim, which resulted in ZERO articles or field reports, Korff has posted ZERO articles on field reports regarding his personal research and work regarding the global warming issues.

He is lying.


Imagine that.

Thank God this blog is here to set the record straight.

Korff, asshole, we're waiting for you to do something about this blog, or the web site, or the youtube channel, or the Face Book page.

We're waiting idiot. Come get us. Pussy.

Kal Korff: This is loooooong overdue of course.

I am honored and happy to report that much behind the scenes work to FORCE scientists to FACE FACTS (like that over 90% of the climate "models" have been wrong!) is finally paying off.

The amount of arm twisting and engagement which has had to been done almost defies words.

The answer to this question is BEYOND OBVIOUS, but GW nuts won't face reality. Instead, they'll just continue to lie and say this is this is the work of "deniers."


Anonymous said...

He posted this follow up 15 minutes later when nobody responded to the first post.

Kal Korff: I am extremely happy to report that after months of working quietly behind the scenes, factoring in everything from people's egos to the politics of various governments, that the IPCC and other global warming alarmist "champions" are NOW FINALLY ADMITTING that their DATA WAS WRONG, and that "global warming" has largely taken a PAUSE during the past several years.

Now, this is NOT to say that we should not continue to reduce greenhouse gasses.

If anything, the fact that some 92% now of the climate models were WRONG, PROVES that the Earth is far more resilient than alarmist have falsely claimed.

I can go on and on, but while these alarmists are now FINALLY admitting that their DATA IS WRONG, what MUST be done is to STOP polluting and get off of emitting greenhouse gases because over time it will cause and does cause problems for the environment.

This can be a "win-win" as long as we advance on the engine of pure truth.

Anonymous said...

Regarding Korff's self published .PDF files on

It's been almost 6 months since the last .PDF was posted.

BenghaziGate - 10 / 24 / 2012


Mar 19, 2011, almost 2 years since his last video was posted.

2 long years after we shut Korff down.

2 long years since Korff posted a video bragging, threatening, promising...

Korff, it hurts so good.

Ask your "wife" for a hug and a kiss to heal those wounds to your ego.

Live by the internet, shut down by the internet.

Anonymous said...

Working quietly behind the scenes = hanging around on Flake Book with his cheap pre-paid Obamaphone hoping to steal attention away from his former schoolmates who have actual lives/families/friends/accomplishments etc etc etc.

For all intensive purposes, Kal. For all intensive purposes. You fuckup.

You Stole Their Valor, Kal said...

"Volunteer Analyst"

Anonymous said...

You Stole Their Valor,

Yes, another trick used by Korff to attempt to change history. After the Korffie Leak web site was launched, Korff changed this up to read "volunteer analyst" from the previous "analyst".

Of course, Korff's web site has been down for a very long time so this "adjustment" was made on his Face Book profile.

And yet, Korff's only internet options are Face Book, a social network Korff cannot be social on, in any real personal way and his account, which, by it's very nature, is a locked down, vanity (and free) site with zero interaction between Korff and his single (that would be one) follower.

Korff cannot afford personally and to pay for the server space to host a personal web site.

Korff can't afford to pay for am unlimited cell phone contract, he uses a "pay as you go" contract.

Korff can't afford to tell his Face Book "friends", who he holds in contempt... the name of his wife, where they were married, or any real personal information a proud and loving husband would want to share.

Because of Korff's behavior over the internet, Korff is in a life long, self-monitored and Korffing Syndicate monitored lock-down mode.

Share too much and his personal life will become unglued. The Korffing Syndicate will pounce on Korff's information and stop at nothing to ensure that Korff's family, friends and place of business are made aware of his past.

Keep in mind that this behavior would mimic Korff's own behavior from the past; calling and e-mails to places of business, sending out unsolicited communications, etc.

Damn fine life Korff.

Trapped in a 3rd world country with only Face Book and a pay as you go cell phone to converse with family, friends and.... life.

Life over 50 can not be pleasant for out Village Idiot.

At this age, and at this point in life, one would hope for a proper life, with a proper wife proper personal interaction with other adults.

Korff will never have this, and because his own behavior.

Life is good for the Korffing Syndicate Korff.

How about you?

Anonymous said...

As you've noticed Korffer's, "somebody" has been hitting up this blog with spam.

Might be Korff, who knows? In the end, we will not stop. Even if they pulled this blog down, we've archived the whole hing, every post and every thread.

There is no winning Korff. There is no stopping the Syndicate.

Anonymous said...

"Good evening. My name is Kal Korff. I am a Colonel in Counter-Intelligence."

Well Korff, you are a delusional piece of shit. That is what you are. A Colonel, what a HUGE FUCKING JOKE. And, come to think of it ... KORFF you are a HUGE FUCKING JOKE. Oh yea buddy-boy ... we won't forget. Not even a little bit you fucking thief. Not one little fucking bit. Seems to run in your family, for what? Over a thousand years? Oh yes, I remember that boast too.

Anonymous said...

Kettle black... on this April Fools Day.

Kal Korff: So says the man who once admitted that "supply side economics" was basically a fraud and who also just made up numbers and lied to the American people.

Anonymous said...

Close down your FB account, Karlton. Then we'll have nothing else to write about.

It's the only way.

Jimmy_D said...

You know, I believe that the reason why Kalvin's YouTube videos are still up there - the reason that he hasn't pulled them in shame and embarrassment - is that the dumb son of a bitch has forgotten the password.

After all, he had two YT accounts before the current one, and they were never pulled ... I believe for the same reason.

Anonymous said...

I believe you may be right....

Anonymous said...

super duper service

Anonymous said...

I have some new interesting news, I'll see how it plays out and post a new thread in a few days....

Anonymous said...

Turn off your Facebook, Kalvin. It's the only thing left we have to write about.

Delete your account, Kalvin.

Stop_LYING_Korff!!! said...

Worthless evil lying vermin. Fuck off and die, you wanker.

Anonymous said...

Kal you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler! . You should be frozen in carbonite, shipped to Jabba's palace and raped by a mob of Gundark's.

happy red mogul balloon! said...

colonel kal k. korff and his israeli tactics, indian princess wife and camera hidden in a flower pot! your own words, kal!


Jimmy D said...

Did you give up lying for Lent, Karlton?

Oops, I forgot - you're jewish (snigger).

Anonymous said...

Well Kal is an Idiot blog users, I see Kal is STILL a blazing Idiot! Hmm, can't say I am surprised. Nope, not surprised at all.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kal, how is that dirt bag brother of yours? He still making the local news?

Anonymous said...

Kurtis Kern Korff


Jimmy D said...

Y'know, there used to be a mugshot of Kurtis that dated from his first arrest (at least, the first that we know of). He looked slim and handsome and much younger (even though it predated the photos in by a couple of years).

Prison really aged him.

Still a total dirtbag, of course. KKK's ma to Slob McConnell on the interview posted on the freekurtis site. "They treated him like a throwaway person. He is NOT a throwaway person."

Well I'm sorry, m'am - that's just what he is.

Anonymous said...

word is getting out amongst kal's former classmates that he uses a free obamaphone.

Anonymous said...

A little bit of research shows that the so called "Obamaphone", which is real and has been "in operation" since before Obama took office, cannot be used overseas.

As best as we can tell, you must use a US cell carrier in the USA. Your cell coverage will not work out of the USA, or not very much past the US cell coverage and border.

And, Korff doesn't really keep in touch with his classmates. Why?

Because of this blog, the Korffie Leak web site:

And a simple Google search of the name; Kal Korff

Korffing Syndicate

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Whoops! sorry, had my 'sarcasm' disgronifier set at a low level -- was just trying to find humor in a super duper secret volunteer analyst colonel having to rely on pre-paid or other budget line fonez service for marginalize low income individuals who don't have real jobs & are unproductive leeches feeding off whatever they can find cast into the gutter of life. who more qualified for obamaphone than kal korff? i'd imagine someone with his pull could just get an overseas exemption via one of his connections at the State Department. Whatever it is he's up to we all know one thing: it's a scam of some sort. Best cheers!

Brit in Prague said...

I wonder how much Kalvin is worth:

Brit_in_Prague said...

Has the pygmie pronounced on the passing of a giant, Baroness Thatcher, yet?

Anonymous said...

He's been very quiet of late. Not to worry, he'll be posting Obama material like the mad man he is, very soon.

Many, many months since any Korff'ish postings on Facebook or or Youtube from our Village Idiot.

That media giant in India must regard him very highly... to pay him his rubies for doing nothing, just to have that fat white guy around telling tall tales and amusing them to no end.

Ha, ha, ha!