Monday, July 15, 2013

Kal K. Korff Kontinues the Lies

We thought we would put up a new thread while we process a very large Korff related database that has been sent to us by a new member (and very public figure) of the Korffing Syndicate. This new material will take a massive effort to sort through and collate into something manageable and easy to navigate.

Kal K. Korff is going to go ballistic after we release this material. Korff will have no way to respond to this information (with his response left unmolested) unless he plays ball with the Syndicate. If Korff attempts to use FaceBook, Youtube or any other type of social media, we will take that material and edit in the truth. Korff's attempt to set his record straight will fail. Korff will lose, yet again.

July 15, 2013 ~ Kal K. Korff
“I’ll write an autobiography if I need the money.”

You might want to get that book, or series of books on terrorism, haters and consumer fraud, and that Obama book, and that 9 volume Roswell book series, and that 32 volume Billy Meier book series published first before making yet another promise (positioned as a joke but we all know it’s not meant as a joke) that will ultimately be broken.

Kal K. Korff, “This was my fourth book.”

Korff is referring to his book, "The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know” published in 1997. This is not his fourth book. Korff didn't author 4 books. Korff wrote a pamphlet on the Billy Meier case called “The Meier Incident - The Most Infamous Hoax in Ufology!” while still in high school.

After graduating from John F. Kennedy high school, in 1980 (not in 1979 as you claim) Korff wrote another book on the Billy Meier case, “Spaceships of the Pleiades” published in 1995.

Korff then wrote a book on the Roswell UFO crash called, “The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know” published in 1997.

The last material Korff wrote that made it into a proper book was the forward to the book, “The Making of Bigfoot: The Inside Story” in 2004. It has been reported that Korff assisted author, Greg Long, in researching material for the book but Korff did not “author” the book, or “write” the book. Korff wrote the forward to the book, period.

So, Korff's claim that “The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know” is his fourth book is a lie. And easy to prove and blatant lie. Another HUGE lie is the lie Korff floated stating that he had a contract to publish 500 books, from various publishers (all working together, another first, to pool their money and efforts together so they could afford and handle the task of publishing such a large and important amount of material). Korff also elaborated on this lie with another lie; 2007, "CriticalThinkers has now ACQUIRED Knihovnik Press. This means that I, Kal Korff, am now a publisher."

Kal K. Korff continues to refer to his “wife” as a thing (with no name or any reason to exist than to be Kal K. Korff's wife. And Korff still refuses to share a photo of his “Indian Princess” with his  Facebook “friends”. His Facebook  friends remain heartbroken to not lay eyes on Korff's Indian Princess.

Kal K. Korff continues to show his hatred towards gay people.
Korff was asked to answer for this hatred and Korff remains silent.

Kal K. Korff continues to use a photo of himself (from the
last century) on his "articles" posted by his media giant.

Kal K. Korff still living in the 1990's (posting photos decades old) and hanging onto his past meager accomplishments and minor celebrity when he could still get on television and fool the people that he, Kal K. Korff was the "go to" UFO expert. Korff’s last public media appearance of any kind was in 2002, on a UK-based radio station. It’s over Korff, embrace the now, and embrace the fact that you are a has-been and a hardly ever been.

Stay tuned for a massive release of material on our favorite Village Idiot.

Kal Korff ate my hamster.


Anonymous said...

Looking over at the Paracast Forum I see Paul Kimball stating in a thread from Feb. 2011, that he was still waiting to be served, 3 years later...

Now, that would be 5 years later.

Korff, you're really wired to the moon!

My God, from 1997 to 2010 (and still today although much less activity); making dozens of threats and claims and ZERO we're true.

No iPads for Peace, no lawsuits ever followed through with, no TV reality shows, no radio shows, no book or series of books on consumer fraud.....

And now, living in India, eating "fresh food for less than it costs in the USA" (of course it's covers with fecal matter but nevertheless...)

As one of Korff's favorite characters from television's past was prone to say, "Fascinating."

Anonymous said...

"Kal Korff ate my Hamster" .. God, that is choice!! LOL !!

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: They should in large numbers blame our politicians more than they do, there are other factors of course. Including personal responsibility.

Anonymous said...

Well, it looks like this blog has finally died....

No more interest in this Korff person?

Anonymous said...

Guess not...

Anonymous said...

Korff now claims that he was nearly killed on a number of occasions while he was living in the north west of the USA.

Not just the single time as previously claimed but now, many times.

He posted some other interesting info about this new claim (regarding that old claim), info that we are researching now.

In short, a mugging did take place near where Korff was living, Korff then used that real event and then inserted himself into that event and claimed that it was he, Korff, who was assaulted, the gun jammed, etc.

This elaboration of facts to support a claim, a lie, is a common practice Korff has been using since high school.

You lie once again Korff.

Kal Korff: I have been the victim of armed attacks myself. I know what it is like to have people try to come into your house to KILL YOU and they are doing it because they know you have no weapons. I will never put myself in that position again, especially living in places around the world which are far less "safe" than the "safe" neighborhood I once lived in where I was almost killed several times.

Bless The Beasts And Children said...

Hopefully Jeffery Lipard will tear him a new one for yet another attempt to paint himself heroically via insertion into current events. As for not being interested in Korff it's the middle of the goddamn summer. If forced to choose between wasting time on Kalvin Korff or sitting on the porch with a beer watching the college girls roller skate up & down the block the girls will win every time. Check back in September maybe, we'll be here.

Anonymous said...

Good point Bless. I suppose I'm just mental over this dummy... :-)

In any case, notice Korff won't and can't post any information regarding what he's been doing and where he was going since 2010.

Korffers know why and Korff knows why.

Still going through this vast archive of new info, to be posted at the time of our choosing...

Remember that classic korff threat. Ha, ha, ha.

History by Year


Glarus, Switzerland
Innsbruck, Austria



Nottingham, England
Derby, England


Many trips to Budapest

Moved to Prague

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be happy to have the name KalKorff in any business venture, maybe they need an e-mail sent to them highlighting the fact that when you search out our idiot Kal Korff, their professional web site comes up in the search.... :-)