Saturday, July 27, 2013

Blast from the Future

We ported this over from our Facebook Wall.

With pride we present a new post from the once and always great and powerful Korffer Brad Hudson.

Bradley Hudson posted this to our Kal Israel Facebook Wall on July 27, 2013

Well, we're 114 days away from the 50th Anniversary of the assassination of JFK on November 22, 1963, and seeing as how "solving" this mystery (only 29 years after the Warren Commission said the same thing Kal did) led to Kale’s appearance on Larry King for the 30th Anniversary was the zenith of Kal's "career" (ever tell your FB friends that profile pic is 20 years old, Kal?), will Kalvin K. Korff (aka Kal Israel, Krav Maga master, Colonel of the Kidon Unit of the Israeli founded Special Secret Services, award winning journalist, and Savior of the Earth, the Solar System, the Milky Way galaxy, and, what the hell, the galactic Local Group as well) be able to resist the Sirens song, begging him to slither out from under his Indian rock to bask once again in the glory he so "rightfully" deserves and take his deserved place amongst Einstein, Newton, Copernicus, and a host of others in the Pantheon of those that changed the course of humanity?

Not a chance in hell. Korff-Watch 2013 is officially on, and since I'm a lifelong resident of Dallas I'll be glad to glance around Dealey Plaza whenever I'm driving by, but I doubt I'll find Korff hiding in the Grassy Knoll, or anywhere else in a 2000 mile radius of the Texas Schoolbook Depository.

But be on high alert, fellow Korffers, the chances of the "Colonel" reappearing are at an all time high.

By the way, does anybody know who India's answer to Larry King is? I'm sure "Kolonel Krackpot" is angling for a guest spot as we speak.

A reply from our own Facebook Kal Israel

Bradley Hudson thanks for checking in and leaving such a wonderful note! But please watch yourself my Korffing friend. Kal K. Korff will threaten to sue you (again) and threaten to call your place of employment (again) and never follow through with any of these threats (again and again and again)... Thanks for the countdown update. I think the Korffing Syndicate may have to ready a new thread for the blog in celebration of Korff's, as you rightfully state, zenith. Korffing for a Korff Free Internet. Kal Korff is an IDIOT

And again, Bradley Hudson

Lol. Nah, Kal's long since given up making any kind of threats towards me ever since about 5 years ago when he asked in an email "how Satori Group would feel knowing one of their employees used unsolicited anti-Semitic hate speech online towards an Israeli citizen". I replied to him with our toll free number and told him to feel free to call anytime to speak to the firms owners. Since Satori was an ad agency owned by me and my wife.

As you can see, when Korff was presented with a resolution to his issue(s) or threat(s); here's the phone number, here's my address, appear on my radio show to debate this, etc. Korff would run away after making excuses as to why he couldn't follow through with the final and public, face-to-face resolution.

After the Korffing Syndicate took control of Korff's URL's; and, took control of his internet video presence and we launched the Korffie Leak web site, Korff went away, for the most part. No more threats, no more claims and lies (again, for the most part). Why? Because we followed through with our resolution to his lying problem. Korff proved himself as too much a pussy and man-child to stand up and prove his claims (or apologize for his threats and lies) in public, like a man.

Past classic Brad Hudson Korffing Posts can be found in these threads:


Jimmy D said...

I'm having me a wonderful summer, Karlton.

I bet you're not.


Anonymous said...

Korff, you fucking TOOL ... we OWN your sorry lying and thieving ASS! You get the picture yet asswipe? YOU ARE OWNED. Better call the fucking clowns at S3, get Lt. Martina and Warrant Officer Avim on the ball there Kolonel Asshole. Time is ticking away fat boy...

Jimmy D said...

Found any teenaged girls to terrorize in that Indian slum of yours, Korff? Any overly-trusting philanthropists?

Actually, I imagine that there are plenty of rich pickings in that swirling mass of desperate humanity to which you have been forced to relocate.

I loathe you with a passion, Korff. I will never stop stalking you.

Stop_LYING_Korff!!! said...

Kalvin, I'd love to hear your views on this one:

Anonymous said...

The Prague Post - the weekly rag at which Karlton was "Chief Information Officer" and "Chief Technical Officer" [actually, he briefly penned a short-running and much-mocked IT column before they realised he was a fraud and sacked him)- went out of business today.

Care to comment, Karlton?

Anonymous said...

"he briefly penned a short-running and much-mocked IT column before they realised he was a fraud and sacked him"

Isn't that the life story of that moron?

Anonymous said...

About the new JFK story....

Kal Korff: This is OLD news, nothing new. I specifically addressed this myth and exposed it on November 22, 1993 while being the main guest on a special one hour show on CNN's Larry King Live on the 30th anniversary of the murder.

I remain amazed at just how low the American "media" will stoop to constantly recycle garbage.

There's no excuse for this. What passes for "journalism" nowadays should be run out of town.

Anonymous said...

So, when you do a search on this Larry King show, from November 22, 1993, you get a string of results. Check the top ten, go to cast and crew and you tell me what you see....

And then try and find a video of this episode on the internet:

Written by Kal K. Korff:

Kal Korff received international fame and acclaim when he appeared on a special episode of CNN's Larry King Live on November 22, 1993 on the 30th anniversary of Kennedy's murder and showed how Kennedy was killed and finally proved who did it. Kal's work has since been replicated.

Anonymous said...

It's interesting that over half of this post from many years ago is a:

pure bullshit

Kal K. Korff is President and CEO of TotalResearch, a company dedicated to studying universal mysteries and concerns.


TotalResearch was not a company. It was a hobby, a hobby fully finded by Kal K. Korff and only Kal K. Korff.

He has appeared on such TV shows as CNN’s Larry King Live and Fox’s Encounters.


He is the author of Spaceships of the Pleiades: The Billy Meier Story (1996) and The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know (1997), both from Prometheus Books.


He is a former senior systems analyst at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory on the “Star Wars” program


and is a recognized expert and pioneer in computer-based multimedia systems


who helped develop Apple Computer’s revolutionary HyperCard software — the ancestor to the Internet software Browser.


He can be reached at 16625 Redmond Way #254, Redmond, WA 98052.