Saturday, October 11, 2014

Kal Korff, cleaning up the world one turd at a time

WAG FaceBook Update Korff posted this on his wall today. 
Korff is not in the photo, Korff stole this photo from here - LINK

Korff has not yet Liked or Joined this Facebook page for the project, now he will. 

This is a very good article on this effort LINK. As you read this brief article, put your Korffing hat on, you will easily recognize why Korff has jumped on-board and is attempting to hijack this project.

Any opportunity for Korff to spread his lies and massage his ever growing ego, he will gobble it up. Kalvin wants nothing more than to be somebody. This is one of the reasons he moved out of the USA. Korff was the opposite of a nobody in the USA, he was outed as a known liar, a fraud, a lunatic cyberstalker and a guy who couldn't get laid if he paid for it... so he lied about that as well.

Keep it up Korff, we will never stop. Your internet shadow will forever show the truth and reflect your behavior. Forever and until the end of time. Think about that Kalvin. Long after you waddle off this globe, the results of your behavior are but a click away for the world to see.

So proud, so humble.

49 comments:

Anonymous said...

So honored, so humbled, so obese, so the liar, so the thief.

Anonymous said...

Ah! A new thread on lard ass! Cool!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, did any of you korffer's dig up any information on tubby's book? Wow, over a month Past Due. I bet his bill's are all past due also.

Hey Turd Boy, whatever happened to that $25 Million dollars that Sheik coughed up to finance the S-3 bunch? Did you spend it all on fried food?

LOL!!!!

"They Weren't Green" said...

How honorable to be so humbled.

niedermeyer said...

lol at the wicker brooms. doesn't home depot ship to India? "daily initiatives" might be GETTING THOSE PEOPLE REAL FUCKING BROOMS ASSHOLE

Anonymous said...

someone should join that group and warn them ahead of time of Kal's plans to hijack their initiative for his own craven purposes

F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

Good idea.

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

Here's another FaceBook page directed at a project like this. Kind of confusing which one is which but the two FB pages listed on the thread seem to be right...

https://www.facebook.com/DACLEANIndia

and there's also this website, they list out their leaders, Korff is not listed:

http://www.indiaredefined.org/

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

Korff has been posting cartoons, Apple related bragging links and ZERO information on his book or series of books or on his humbled and honored appointment (lie).... to be a very important part of the otherwise proper and it's about time to stop shitty and pissing in the streets, Clean Up India project.

Fail.

Anonymous said...

Almost 40 days, the smell of failure continues.

Anonymous said...

Kal is so desperate to cheer on Apple and keep dreaming about bei,g a major player for them that he'd suck Steve Jobs's dead dick just to work in the cafeteria at Apple.

Jimmy D said...

Hmmm. What's that stench?

Anonymous said...

it's the cheese building up under Korff ever expanding belly gunt.

Anonymous said...

You are a very dim-witted man, Mr. Korff.

Anonymous said...

WAG Looks Back - Korff's lunatic behavior is a constant and will be until he waddles off this planet.

So let us look back a short time to the latest lies of Kalvin Karlton Korff. Let us all also keep in mind that none of these promises; these self imposed deadlines, were met. ZERO.

BTW, this first claim kind of, sort of happened. Korff had a company based in India build him a web site, www.nobleworldschool.com to help him float his school scam. He was never “building and setting up” a school of any sort. No, he was launching yet another web site to help him further his newest lie and scam.

Feb. 22, 2014: Kal Korff: HI everyone. Happy to report that I have arrived safely at our destination. I am near the border with Tibet. Will be doing some stories and some administrative troubleshooting work from here, and also some community projects. Am honored to be asked to be a part of this, I feel so blessed.

June 5, 2014: www.nobleworldschool.com, Creation
Date: 08-Aug-2013

June 8, 2014: Kal Korff: Hi everyone. I have a (I hope) "good news" announcement to make on a personal and professional note: My next book will be out in some THREE MONTHS, or 90 days roughly.

July 27, 2014: There is so much to do on so many fronts, I'll also be starting the smart classes shortly we are launching at Noble World School where I am also the Principal, this school exists in a very underdeveloped area of India and is the FIRST school in this region to have iPad centric classes and agreements with dozens of schools so that Indian children can learn with their "study buddies" online together.

August 13 2014: Kal Korff: BREAKING NEWS! This is for people who have an interest in my next two books coming out as early as next month and by the end of this year: I have just viewed the final cover for one of these upcoming titles and have signed off on it, it has also been reviewed legally and passed. As soon as I have release dates I'll let everyone know.

October 11, 2014: Kal Korff, breaking news, the Clean India Appointment Lie.

Anonymous said...

40 Days of Failure.

52 Years of Failure.

Past, Present and Future, built on...

Failure, Lies and Deceit.

So honored and humble.

Jimmy D said...

Looking forward to the dirtbag brother string, FN.

Jimmy D said...

What is the publishing equivalent of "straight-to-video"?

Straight to PDF?

Straight down the toilet?

Or maybe incineration would be the hygenic solution?

Anonymous said...

Now there's a possible money-making scam for you right there, Kalvin:

toilet paper.

Anonymous said...

Straight to PDF?

So true.


The DBB thread is slowing taking shape... Like Korff's obeseness.

FN

Anonymous said...

Stolen valor.

Anonymous said...

I agree that a proper stole valor thread should be done.

I will say that if any Korffer out there wants to help, I ask you to put together the material for a new thread; old info, new info, another presentation of any information.

Sent me the data and I'll format it and post it.

As it's most always been, this blog and its related web site and youtube channel have been authored by a single person with spotty help from interested others.

I understand why this is and I'm on board with this situation, I'm Korffing for life, so far so good.

Any help putting fresh data together would be greatly appreciated.

kiaiblogspot@gmail.com

We will not stop, ever.

Brit_in_Prague said...

"The DBB thread is slowing taking shape... Like Korff's obeseness."

The amorphous blob.

In other news, just back from a Joan Baez gig in the Lucerna concert hall here in Prague. Lucerna, Kalvin ... does that take you back? Just Joanie, a percussionist and a multi-instrumentalist backup guy who played (I counted) seven instruments.

Didn't you become a virtuoso concert pianist at some point in your career, Karlton? I find it hard to keep with your talents....

Bring on the dirtbag brother. Bring on the stolen valour thread. Bring it on!

Anonymous said...

Claim 133: Claimed to play keyboards, produced a music CD_ROM and was going to put on a music concert. Never happened, any of it.

Kal Korff: I LOVE violin music. I have always regretted when I stopped playing it after a year of doing so in the fifth grade. I hope to return to it someday.

And, while I can't find it, Korff claimed he was composing all the music for his youtube videos.

Anonymous said...

Garageband is not an instrument.

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha!

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: Hi everyone. Just wanted to quickly report that the Clean India Program is going great so far, we're filming videos of people getting their pledges, sharing their thoughts. It's always great to meet new people, make new friends. I'll post some videos in a few days. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

"amorphous blob".

I like it ...

Anonymous said...

You don't film video Wide Load.

So humbled, so honored.

Anonymous said...

Stop lying please, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin Karlton Korff, the obese, continuously lying, delusional, amorphous blob.

This is the amorphous blob with an IQ of 219, according to the defunct Omni Magazine. The ass-wipe with a genius level IQ-ed son. The fuck-up that women used to "bid" on for celebrity dates! The potato head who designed an a-bomb when he was 14 fucking years old! One of the only guys in the world who jumped from being a captain to a kolonel in one fell swoop in the Special Secret Services! The only amorphous blob in the Special Secret Services with a "fucking Super-model" for an aide! Why Korffer's, this is the fucking guy who single-handedly infiltrated the "tight as a tick" Billy Meier compound where he called himself "Steve"! This fucking amorphous blob even had himself video-taped having his potato head SHAVED on You Tube so he could infiltrate neo-nazi's in Germany! What a fucking Guy!

Korffy, no you fucking amorphous blob, we won't ever stop you piece of shit! You fucking brought all this on your own flabby fat ass and pie-hole ... not us. You really did think you could get away with your babbling shit and no one would call your fucking delusional ass out .. but we did. And years after we shut you down we keep it up because you have much to answer for ... and you not being a man but the mental IQ of a little boy ... we are right fucking here to remind you ... daily. Fuck You, you fucking amorphous blob piece of shit! Fuck You ...

Anonymous said...

Amorphous Korffous

Anonymous said...

42 days of failure to add to a lifetime of failure.

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

Nothing new to report.

The failure continues.

niedermeyer said...

i wonder what it is about the "shooting video and will post it soon" lie that gets korff's rocks off. every scam features it at some point.

Anonymous said...

You are right. Just something to keep the people "interested"... As far as Korff, he needs to be thought of as a reporter, so he must tell people he will be reporting.

Anonymous said...

You are right. Just something to keep the people "interested"... As far as Korff, he needs to be thought of as a reporter, so he must tell people he will be reporting.

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS KALVIN KORFF IS A FUCKTARD

Anonymous said...

Kalvin K Korff went "Full Retard/Fucktard" many, many years ago. Simply look at this ass-wipes record!

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS KALVIN KORFF STOLE VALOR

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

From Korff's FB Profile:

RELATIONSHIP
Married

FAMILY MEMBERS
No family members to show

So proud, so honored, so humbled.

Anonymous said...

44 days past due on that book Lard Ass. Where is that book you've been promising for years? Is there a book or is this like everything else you say and promise? Korff, we KNOW you are lying because that pie hole of yours ... moves! What a piece of worthless work you are, you Fat Ass.

Anonymous said...

You are filth, Korff. You are vermin. You are the dregs. How can you look at yourself in the mirror?

"They Weren't Green" said...

How humbling, what an honor.

Anonymous said...

As a long term Korffer, proud to be part of the Korffing Syndicate, I kind of like this count up timer. It helps keep me current with just how much time passes by after a lie.

In some ways I'd like to see a count up timer for a few more claims and lies but, this book lie has been the most constant lie Korff has ever told... well, maybe not.

ABC

Anonymous said...

Well tubby, you are now 45 days past due on that promised shit (oop's I mean book) that you blathered on about .. for YEARS. Tell me, have you ALWAYS been totally full of shit? Have you always been a liar? When did you decide you LUV-ed fried food? What does the hovel you live in smell like? Do you shit in the street like everyone else? Is toilet paper easy to buy there, or do you use old newspapers? Boy, I could keep on like this but I really do have better things to do than talk to a total fucking delusional moron. Jus' saying ...

Anonymous said...

Wide Load, that days are ticking away as you stay silent, once again... Making promises you you no intention of fulfilling... making promises for no other reason than to get your Facebook friends to post something nice to you... "You go Kal!". "Can't wait to read this!" and then...

Nothing. As always. No book, no series of books, not even a Dirt Bag Bother .PDF book.

Nothing.

From a nothing human.

You smell that Korff? It's the smell of your waste of space, rotting from a life of lies.

Kal Israel said...

While browsing the web site of Korff latest scam I noticed this:

Noble World school
Opp. District Jail, Salempur
Road, Deoria, UP — 274001
Phone: 05568-226000
www.nobleworldschool.com

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Does 'opp. district jail" mean the school is opposite a jail? Say it ain't so...

I don't lie Korffer's, Korff "school" is right next to a large scale jail! Oh my freaking God!

http://wikimapia.org/6301152/District-Jail-Deoria-UP-India

And this, a web search of this area doesn't show Korff's scam school. Gee, that's not nice at all....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deoria,_Uttar_Pradesh#Schools

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