Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Man Goo, DNA and Little Kalvin's

That's gotta be one stinky pull-over. Kalvin wears this one, and only one pull-over in all his videos. I'd mention the underwear issue but as we Korffer's know, Kalvin doesn't wear any, he doesn't want to take the chance of... sourering his... well... you know... his DNA. Of course, Kalvin has wasted so much of his gold plated man goo into tissue paper and whatever else is... handy... that it really shouldn't matter anymore. In any case, Kalvin is creeping up on his middle 50's so I think any little Kalvin's (God, please no) is pretty much out of the question.

Korff: "I MUST be a biological father, especially since my family's DNA (which has the unique Ashkenazi genetic markers DIES) and this is NOT acceptable."


I'm Konfused, Kal said...

New broadcast? When is you tube broadcast and where?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Another new show from the mighty and the powerful, Kalvin Karlton Korff!

Please, God save us.

Anonymous said...

Regarding this new "show",

43 seconds of this "show" is Kalvin, then he replays an already produced video.

And again, is this "show",

You have 47 seconds of Kalvin and then he replays an already produced video.

Now I'm all for less Kalvin but really, how lazy is this guy.

I'm konfused, Kal said...

so he STOLE somebody else's videos? and again use of the terms "broadcast" and "television" for an mp4 format video uploaded to you tube.

when and where is you tube "broadcast"?

The Unknown Korffer said...

Instant Korffing:

Korff: "I MUST be a biological father, especially since my family's DNA (which has the unique Ashkenazi genetic markers DIES) and this is NOT acceptable."

Ashkenazi, as in Avim or "Avimi" for short?

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

After all these years Korff is still nothing more than a lying Tub Of Shit Mouth Breather going No-where, Doing Nothing, with Nothing on his Horizon. Wow, think about that!

Korff, go see a Doctor that practices in Mental Health. Perhaps just possibly you might save the last few years of life you have ... or not. I could FUCKING CARE LESS but it is up to you Moron.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kalvin, see what happens when you're an asshole your whole life and then you see death coming at you.

maybe it's time to cowboy up you lying motherfucker.


The last words of Steve Jobs -

I have come to the pinnacle of success in business. In the eyes of others, my life has been the symbol of success. However, apart from work, I have little joy. Finally, my wealth is simply a fact to which I am accustomed.

At this time, lying on the hospital bed and remembering all my life, I realize that all the accolades and riches of which I was once so proud, have become insignificant with my imminent death.

In the dark, when I look at green lights, of the equipment for artificial respiration and feel the buzz of their mechanical sounds, I can feel the breath of my approaching death looming over me.

Only now do I understand that once you accumulate enough money for the rest of your life, you have to pursue objectives that are not related to wealth.

It should be something more important:

For example, stories of love, art, dreams of my childhood.

No, stop pursuing wealth, it can only make a person into a twisted being, just like me.
God has made us one way, we can feel the love in the heart of each of us, and not illusions built by fame or money, like I made in my life, I cannot take them with me.

I can only take with me the memories that were strengthened by love.

This is the true wealth that will follow you; will accompany you, he will give strength and light to go ahead.

Love can travel thousands of miles and so life has no limits. Move to where you want to go. Strive to reach the goals you want to achieve. Everything is in your heart and in your hands.

What is the world's most expensive bed? The hospital bed.

You, if you have money, you can hire someone to drive your car, but you cannot hire someone to take your illness that is killing you.

Material things lost can be found. But one thing you can never find when you lose: life.
Whatever stage of life where we are right now, at the end we will have to face the day when the curtain falls.

Please treasure your family love, love for your spouse, love for your friends...

Treat everyone well and stay friendly with your neighbours.

Stolen Valor said...

Dinner with the Troops, Kal. Dinner with the Troops.


Anonymous said...

Moron Korff even wore the colonel emblems the wrong way.