Thursday, May 18, 2017

Good choice, you bulbous fuck.










 

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, tubs of shit is gonna PROVE EVERYTHING in his upcoming book? Gee-Sus KREIST! How many times is this fucking moron gonna try to pass that off? He is really a FUCKING maroon ...

Anonymous said...

bwaahahahhaaahahahahahaha!! I am sure Kernal Korff is on the job. The guy is a fucking joke. He was made to apologize to millions on national radio when he said he had info on Art Bell and would expose him. Turned out there was no info as promised and it was so very satisfying to hear Kal pucker up and kiss Art Bell's ass. Yep this is Kal's usual bit where he claims to have some fantastic information and it never ever materializes just like all the books he promised to publish and a million other things. In other words he is delusional as shit and too predictable. What fucking lame ass excuse will Kal give when nothing materializes? None. He will just move on to the next delusion.

Kal Korff is a liar. said...

Kal Korf claimed to have had Thanksgiving dinner with US troops in 2010 for attention on Facebook. Kal Korff is a liar.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin Karlton Korff is a liar!?! Say it ain't so. bwaahahahhaaahahahahahaha!!

Anonymous said...

That valor stealing twat Kal K. Korff is a worthless shit smear with the credibility and integrity of a junkie at a methamphetamine lab. How has worldwide media attention and fame eluded Kal since he has such depth of insider knowledge regarding current politics? Because he doesn't and everyone including his Facebook friends know what a delusional cunt Kal is. He's a complete ass plug.

KORFF DISGRACE said...

Lying about being married to stave off speculation that KAL KORFF MAY BE CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL OR PEDOPHILE with his fake Noble World School playing "Headmaster" with little uniformed boys. Sickening.

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Anonymous said...

"Shituation." Kal needs to stop trying to be witty or funny. Now fat ass Kal is on about the bombing in Manchester saying what he always says. He saw it coming, butt of course. But we all know cowardly Kal has never done a thing to fight terrorism. Kal's never served in the armed forces, he's never been a cop, he's never worked for any intelligence services. Kal is a pathetic moron who has stolen valor from real heroes. Kal has gone through his entire life being a coward and liar and carefully choosing those he went after. Ufo idiots are such easy targets and Kal truly thought that was the path to fame and fortune. Kal started down that path once he realized how incredibly pathetic his computer skills were and his fantasy of being someone important at Apple came crashing down on him. All of Kal's fault, butt of course! One might think Kal would have learned to stop lying by now with his various ruses that have failed and been exposed. No not Kal. He really believes he's smarter than everyone else. That and his childish ego will always be his downfall. Nothing like being your own worst enemy.

Anonymous said...

Hot Damn! Gang, we are closing in on ONE THOUSAND DAYS of being FUCKING PAST DUE ON THE VILLAGE IDIOTS book or series of books on TERRORISM!!

FUCKING ONE THOUSAND DAYS!!! Whom ever still can get to that fucking lard ass on FakeBook should ask him in a very public way, Where IN FUCK are your books?

Where in FUCK is your Betty and Barney MOVIE?

Where in FUCK is your RADIO SHOW?

Where in FUCK is your TELEVISION SHOW?

Where in FUCK is KOLONEL KALVIN KORFF OF THE SPECIAL SECRET SERVICES?

Where in FUCK is the information on HUNTING NEO-NAZI's in GERMANY?

Where in FUCK is the information on YOUR A-BOMB HUNTING IN IRAQ?

Where in FUCK is photo's of YOUR INDIAN PRINCESS WIFE?

Come on Gang, put the screws to this fat assed, blow hard, phony fucking fraud. That is past due also.

Anonymous said...

No pictures of him and his mum on holiday. I'm sure mum paid for it all. Or perhaps Kal laid the bill on Daily World trying to impress mum? If that be the case then I wonder what Kal's employer would do to him? Hopefully it turns out mum paid for because if Kal did steal from a business in India then surely even his fat twat knows he'd be locked up in a prison there. 1,000 days late? So much for deadlines. That cunt Kal isn't very good at anything at all. Brilliant.

Anonymous said...

Just watched the vid and we all know Kal would love to suck the dicks of all mentioned! LMFAO Think about how Kal hates them all and what you really have is a case of sexual desire gone awry. Kal simply wants to suck and swallow every drop of those he truly envies.

korffed it up said...

Has Korff begun exhibiting evidence of an obsession with Ariana Grande yet? She is a cutie in those kitten ears, and I bet she read the Annie Leibowitz book. AND considers Colonel Kevin Randle (US Army, Retired) a more credible source of information on Roswell than any other writer save Stanton Friedman.

He could lecture Arianna and her fans about the REAL truth about Roswell, his insider access to terror intel and the successful nano projects which made Kal a trend-setter in the IT community. Nothing like a flying saucer expert to relay hard hitting facts about global terrorism. Why the two subjects are pretty much the same. An expert in one is an expert in the other. No need for any specialized training, education or service required.

I Luv Kal said...

Books? Books??? Okay, I'll play. Hmm, let me think ... some huge fat assed Troll recently said something about his writing a new book on and about Obummer spying on Trump and ETC. ... Any word on that new book? Hmm??

For years and years, when bored, I have witnessed this sad little fat excuse for a human being making all kinds of promises his huge fat mouth made that his (although EXTREMELY FAT ASS) his "humming bird" ass could NEVER cash ... Kalvin Karlton Korff ... the mental moron that will never learn, never truly go away, and lives in a Third World Shit-hole because if he lived anywhere else ... his fat ass would be getting drilled in some shit-hole prison, because they would lock him up ... you know ... kind of like his Dirt Bag Brother ... Yup, the apple does not fall very far from the tree ...

Anonymous said...

he could send ariana email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email,email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email after email, each in an increasingly hysterical tone ...


until that Cease & Desist order. the meanies

:(

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha!

Anonymous said...

Hey Kalvin, where's the Obama book, that is now 24 total days late...

What a minute, where's the "article" on the speech you said you'd write after you claim to have heard this speech back on Apr 5, 2009.

You know this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lcpg6yQ0Yw

You useless bulbous fuck.

I Luv Kal said...

Kalvin K Korff, truly a "Sad Sack, overflowing, "Bucket of Shit". Reading some of the additions to this thread from the front page, my head hurts. This fat little man-child really is a very special kind of stupid. Right, Mr. Accredited Journalist?

Anonymous said...

I Love I Luv Kal!

Anonymous said...

Kai is getting desperate again. He has nothing. The story about the flecks of manure in the ice is the kind of thing that will drive normal people to Unfollow.