Apple under investigation by Department of Justice and the SEC for defrauding consumers. Butt of course don't bother Kal with the facts because his mind about Apple is made up. Poor dumb desperate Kal. Only 4 video views. I'm not surprised and it will only get worse for him.
Keep dreaming you creepy fuck Kal. That picture of Gal Gadot is as close to her ass as you'll ever get. That picture is as close to Krav maga as your fat ass will ever get too. Where is your big book deal? Where did your special secret services go? Where is your $25million that your Saudi sugar daddy supposedly gave you? Where are the movies you said would premiere? Where did Martina Tycova run off to in order to escape you and your crazy bullshit? Where are your honey traps? How do you explain Michael Horn seemingly being more sane than you? Where are all the fraud charges and lawsuits you promised? How did Art Bell's asshole taste when you had to kiss it on worldwide radio with millions listening? What did you do to fool that India paper into believing a word you told them about your BOGUS background? Will ever pay back the people you stole from in Prague? Where is the evidence you claim you had about WMDs? Did you ever have common sense? Do you know that the internet has thoroughly exposed your lies Kal? How did your CONVICTED FELON brother who tried to run over the cops wind up BACK IN PRISON? How did you feel when you were the reason your CONVICT brother lost his lawsuit? How does it feel knowing you are the ass end of endless jokes where you grew up? How does it feel KNOWING that the team at Claris FOUND OUT that you were a LOUD MOUTH PHONY? I could go on and on and on and on with the endless list of failures that is your loser life.
MarketWatchDowngraded Apple faces 'saturated market' for iPhonesYep. It isn;t getting any better for Apple. DOJ and SEC investigations into Apple lying and trying to fuck their customers over with a battery scam. Production of the iphone x severely cut because of poor sales. Apple owing billions to Ireland. Apple sending jobs outside of America. Apple's new homepod doesn;t even have a basic bluetooth feature. Smoke from an iphone battery sent two workers to the hospital. In test after test the Samsung Galaxy 8 outperforms the iphone. I also saw Kal's false remark that Apple invented the smartphone. That is 100% bullshit after I did some searching. Turns out that IBM created the first smartphone and did it long before Apple. Nokia, Motorola, and Samsung have vastly sold more phones than Apple. Is Kal so obsessed with making everything he likes the best? He certainly will lie about it.
Oh no. More problems for Apple nut hugger Kal K. Korff. The latest in a string of problems from Apple is that now the iPhone 7 has issues connecting to cellular service! What good is a phone if you can't get service?? LMFAO But Kal won't have to worry since he only has an iPhone 6 Poor dumb Kal.
LMFAO Kal is on an Apple tirade once again proving he reads this blog every day. Kal, you stupid little fat man. Here are some more headlines for you, Kal, you dumb bloated sack. Yes there are all recent news reports. Come on Kal go ahead and find more favorable stories for your Apple nut hugging you repugnant little pig. You're just too easy Kal. LMAO"Apple is 'Looking Into' Reports of Incoming Call Delays on iPhone X""Apple shares fall more than 10 percent from record high""Apple Will Make iPhone Throttling Optional. Lawsuit Plaintiffs Say “Too Late”""Apple Faces Class Action Lawsuit Over Meltdown And Spectre Bugs""After 'batterygate', Apple is now facing dozens of investigations and lawsuits""Firm that won $450M iBooks pricing case against Apple files class action lawsuit over iPhone throttling""Apple Facing Huge Fines in French Probe Over Planned Obsolescence in iPhones""iPhone slowdown scandal: US authorities launch an investigation""Apple now faces more than 30 class-action lawsuits for slowing down iPhones""Apple under investigation by the Italian government over planned obsolescence""SHAREHOLDER ALERT: Bronstein, Gewirtz & Grossman, LLC Announces Investigation of Apple, Inc. (AAPL)""Apple under investigation for pay to play Qualcomm""2017: Samsung snags 24% of phone market, Apple second place with 14.7%"
Yeah it only took Apple 11 years to FINALLY beat Samsung for a mere 4th quarter. Samsung, Nokia, Motorola have all OUTSOLD Apple overall and will continue doing it. I still don't get this Apple obsession Kal just can't seem to shake. He reminds of a rabid football fan who will always say their team is the greatest even when they have a losing record. For someone who claims to be a critical thinker it is pretty clear Kal is not. I have an iPhone and you don;t see me making rabid and repeat posts on Facebook about it like some lunatic.
Kal is WRONG about Apple Watch. Fitbit has more users than Apple Watch. Moron.
I see Kal is STILL being an Apple cheerleader. Too bad poor dumb Kal won;t admit the truth that Apple has struggled for YEARS to finally beat Android phone sin sales for a single quarter. Nice job Apple and it only took eleven 11 years. LMAO Desperate Kal will only post the good things about Apple because Kal has uneven standards. Butt of course he does. Too bad this won't get any better for Kal who does not know that the majority of police forces around the globe use Android based phones like Samsung. Shucks. LOL
Nobody listens to Kal's shit segment for that weak ass xzone flying saucer show. No listens and no likes. The new one will be the same. Lame. Wasn't that dolt Kal calling himself a bureau chief for xzone or something? A chief of one. hahahhaa Kernal Kal Korff fails again. hahaahhaa
HomePod getting bead reviews and it can't keep up with Alexa. Apple is building a data center in China. Nice if Apple to continue not supporting US jobs and business. You can also thank Apple for dealing computer chip stocks since the iPhone X sales have massively dropped. They made too many iPhones and can't even sell them at discounts. Apple stocks took another loss today after their stock was rated as neutral. Apple only has 2% of the phone market in India and its sales are weak in China. Sorry to say that Kal is spinning Apple stories.
Low hanging fruit. If you have 100 "listens" a week you'll be #1 on the XZBN joke.Kal Korff - BREAKING NEWS!Hi everyone. I just received the LISTENERSHIP RATINGS for my radio show Kal's Korner, which broadcasts on XZBN, and in syndication on CNN, Sirius, TalkStar, and many other networks where it is repeated 13 times a week, or twice a day. My show started at BOTTOM in the ratings when it debuted from Abu Dhabi in the UAE in August 2017. I am humbled and shocked to report that it is NOW NUMBER 7! I sincerely thank Mr. Rob McConnell, the Executive Producer, for making this dream come true and this whole thing possible. THANKS to ALL OF YOU for listening. Soon, the show will be on TV, and I'll start having incredible guests. THANKS AGAIN!
Bottom feeding loser stuck in a 3rd world country because he's too chicken to face up to his past. And not being missed by anyone.
Korff is too slovenly and unappealing looking for commercial television. his face is malformed, he is grossly obese, dresses like a slob and has the greasy pock faced complexion of a person who gets little sun, no exercise and compulsively overeats. no programming director in their right mind would want to put that face on actual television and that goes before the readily available evidence of delusional psychosis.So, more Youtube. Fucking idiot.
From Kal Israel's FaceBook account:André Skondras to Kal Israel5 hrs · A reminder of what Kal Korff announced last year: "Happy to report pre-production of my new movie is almost done, will be filming in India, Dubai and Europe. Official press event in February." ;)
Yet another Not Listened To audio file of the week....https://www.spreaker.com/user/xzoneradiotv/kk20180213ep18emmiddleeast
Two hours of some delusional drooling obese pock faced flabby fuckwit loser wannabe professional liar, hiding out in a squalid 3rd world country from his past which no longer welcomes his presence, talking to himself in an empty room about shit that was reported by actual journalists last week.Pass.
Kal, you poor desperate delusional twat. "Apple's wearables business nearly size of Fortune 300 company, CEO Tim Cook says" Since Apple's CEo is saying it then it must true. Kal, you really are fucking dumb. MacBook is FOURTH, not first. By the way Kal did you know your beloved Apple is going to buy computer chips from COMMUNIST China? Gee kal didn't you just get through ripping China in one of your third rate lame articles where you repeated what you've heard others say to make yourself seem intelligent? Kal K. Korff supports Communism. Yes kal your favorite company is a Communist enabler. Way to go dumbass. Amazon Echo blows the shit out of that piece of shit Apple HomePod. HomePod costs 35% more and cannot compete with Echo. Period. Do you know Kal that Apple has to allow the Chinese government access to monitor iPhones in China and that iPhones only has 2 spots int he top 10 phones sold in China with the rest being Chinese produced phones? Oh and Apple is NOT the top phone in China. Apple only has a 5.2% share of the Chinese phone market. Apple OWES $16,000,000,000 to Ireland!! Keep sucking that Apple dick Kal and keep dreaming it will somehow get you somewhere Mr. Apple Phone tech Support operator. LMFAO So when is your movie coming out Kal? Never. Where is your revolutionary computer software? Nowhere to be found. Just like everything you claim your life is a meaningless overflowing bowl of shit.
Great! Now Kal will go on a Facebook Apple posting tirade because the fat fucker has nothing else better to do with his wasted life.
It isn't getting any better for Kal and his ass kissing of all things Apple. Looks like HomePod is damaging furniture by leaving a white ring that will not come off. Way to go Apple you fucking idiots. The only reason Kal clings to Apple so tightly is that he is living vicariously through a company that has something that has always escaped Kal's grip.....success. Poor fat dumb Kal. He just can't do anything right. The only reason Kal is in India is that it is the only country he can afford to live in.
There is a single Unicode symbol if texted to a Mac or iOS app that will crash the device. Just a SINGLE symbol. LMFAO
Apple Employees Keep Smacking Into Their New Headquarters' Glass WallsLMFAO Now that fat fucking idiot Kal K. Korff is claiming Apple owns 51% of the global phone market. ROTFLMFAO There's a reason Kal K. Korff is an IDIOT. Let's bother Kal K. Korff with some FACTS.Samsung controls 31.81% of the worldwide market for phonesApple only has 19.34%Huawei is 5.26% of the market and outsells iPhone and Samsung in ChinaXiaomi 4.85%LG has 3.48%All others have 7.52%Surely even poor dumb desperate Kal K. Korff can tell the difference between 31.81% and 19.34%???? Maybe not. The FACTS do not lie but Kal K. Korff does when he quotes articles favorable to what he likes. Kal has uneven standards. Here are some more FACTS for poor fact challenged Kal K. Korff. Android's OS is on 85% of phones worldwide. Apple? A mere 14.7%. So how is it that Kal laughably thinks Apple has a 51% chunk of the market? It doesn't. I'd like to see Kal be brave once in his cowardly life and post the truth but we all know he won't.Nobody bu Kal is stupid enough to believe the Apple hype. Apple did not suddenly take over 50% of the market overnight. Apple CUT PRODUCTION of the iPhone X because of poor sales. It doesn;t take a lot of critical thinking to figure out this is nothing more than Apple hperbole and Kal is first in ;ine to eat bullshit with a spoon becaue of his Apple worship.
WAG faceBook Update2 likes in 7 hours. Well done Kalvin, well done.Kal Korff: Hi everyone. I'm honored and humbled to report that in today's issue of Daily World newspaper, I have this full page Special. I wish this article were about something more pleasant, but obviously it's focused on the recent mass shooting. This article is not "politically correct." Instead, it is blunt as usual, minces no words. I sincerely thank Mr. Manish Tiwari, owner and Editor-in-Chief, for agreeing to publish this. As a longtime Journalist, it's always an honor to have such lengthy pieces published, and I'm grateful. As usual your feedback is always welcome.
Kal has no idea of honor or humility. That bulbous sack of shit is a delusional carousel spinning out one bullshit lie after another. So how does a supposed journalist put something out in public that was never true to begin with? Ask Kal who had to apologize to a worldwide radio audience of millions on Coast to Coast AM after Art Bell spanked Kal's lying ass hard. Pathetic Kal bowed before Art Bell and kissed Art's ass righteously. Don't ever forget that Kal you loud mouth little bitch. That's what happens when you open that big fat hole of a mouth.
Kal Korff: Hi everyone. Tomorrow I'll be recording another episode of Kal's Korner radio show, the subject will be the recent mass shooting and its aftermath. On Kal's Korner we cover everything from politics to the paranormal, we will also start featuring some fantastic guests in March! I'll post the link for the next episode as soon as I have it sometime tomorrow after it's recorded.
Kalvin Korff posted this today....Woman knocking out men / Compilation #5https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2HYK3dklLw&feature=youtu.beLook closely at a very of them, set ups for the camera. of course, kalvin has already been taken in by those before.
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