Kalvin Korff is an IDIOT

I might have put this up at some time, but you have to read this entertaining bit by a chap named Paul Kimball who is one of the flying saucer people Kalvin appears to be quite obsessed with. This Paul fellow eloquently slaps Kalvin right in the face.

Kalvin gets double slapped by another fixation of his named Kevin Randle. This is all over some flying saucer stuff but it indeed hilarious to watch Kalvin get all worked up on youtube.com, state something as fact and then get his own arse handed back to him.

In this particularly embarrassing and very public incident, Kalvin makes claims that a particular person's picture did not appear on the front page of any newspaper anywhere during the year 1947. This Kevin Randle fellow, wtih class and honor mind you, bitch slaps Kalvin into orbit. Read all about it here and have yourself a good laugh, once again, at the expense of Kalvin. And this Kevin Randle chap, who happens to be a REAL ranking officer in the military and a doctorate holder, is the same lad Kalvin wants to debate! I think were this a boxing match, Kalvin would get knocked out seconds after the bell.

This is all over that Roswell flying saucer bit. I know not much about this flying saucer business. Since I've decided to find out all about Kalvin Korff and put it for the public to see, I have read a bit more about it. Interesting stuff, great for conversation, but I just don't buy into it.

Now we've all hear Kalvin going bugger over someone supposedly making a false claim or a mistake, which is grounds for Kalvin to SLANDER and LIBEL people by calling them liars and frauds.

Kalvin should then be fully prepared to live up to his own standard. So I do suppose that since Kalvin has made a false claim and stated he searched all the newspapers for this, then Kalvin Korff by his own standards would be considered a FRAUD and a LIAR who is GUILTY of committing CONSUMER FRAUD for MISLEADING the public.


Is that about right, then?

Kalvin Korff accuses Steven Spielberg of TERRORISM!

Kalvin Korff just claimed that his book on terrorism exposes Steven Spielberg for the alleged inaccuracies in the movie Munich. I kid you not! While Kalvin may try to misdirect you by saying something different, the intention and meaning in Kalvin's words and actions clearly paint Steven Spielberg as some sort of terrorist!

Kalvin Korff also keeps alleging that his book on terrorism is going to be published by Prometheus Books. Kalvin Korff, based on the information I have directly from Prometheus Books, your book IS NOT going to be published. This would make you a LIAR, Kalvin. Once again, KALVIN KORFF'S BOOK IS NOT BEING PUBLISHED BY PROMETHEUS BOOKS AND IS ON HOLD INDEFINITELY.

Kalvin, you come off as a spiteful, delusional asshole dissatisfied with his own life, someone who vents the frustration of his own short-comings on others who are successful, accomplished, and happy. Kalvin targets people who disagree with him, or those who have beliefs that do not fit into Kalvin's perfect little fantasy world.

What have you done for the world, Kalvin? What? From everything I can see, Kalvin has written a few books, done some lectures, was on some television and radio shows, put up some embarrassing Internet videos of himself rambling (your mommy must be proud, Kalvin), and not much more.

Kalvin, you haven't done shit except that which serves to feed your delusional ego. All you've done Kalvin is try to capitalize on whatever bandwagon you could jump on. Your timing for subjects like flying saucers, bigfoot, JFK, and terrorism all seem to come at the height of their popularity, though your sad attempt at capitalizing on the computer field fizzled and you are a bit late for the terrorism bit. Oh, did I forget to mention that the world now knows Prometheus Books IS NOT PUBLISHING YOUR BOOK? Guess I mentioned that already.

The people Kalvin attacks and targets (which is exactly what it is and to call it anything less is disingenuous) have contributed far more to society and the world than Kalvin could ever hope to accomplish in one-hundred lifetimes with his meager existence. Take a good look at the people Kalvin attacks and you will see they are everything Kalvin always wished he could be.

Kalvin Korff could not accomplish what Steven Spielberg has if Kalvin were given 1,000 of his own miserable and lowly lifetimes. Compared to Steven Spielberg, Kalvin Korff isn't a nano speck of dog shit.

And for Kalvin Korff to lump a great man like Steven Spielberg in with terrorism is beyond reprehensible. It is despicable, cowardly, and a desperate act from a desperate lone nut who is starving for attention. I hope Steven Spielberg lets his army of lawyers give Kalvin some attention. Kalvin likes to threaten people with legal action and if Kalvin really had a high IQ, he'd know better than to SLANDER and LIBEL Steven Spielberg with this trash. Unlike you Kalvin, Steven Spielberg has REAL lawyers and he has REAL MONEY to pay for their services unlike your imaginary $25,000,000.00 budget.

Everyone sees you for the fanatical fruitcake and spiteful pig you are, Kalvin. Shame on you Kalvin for spitting on the name of Steven Spielberg and all he has accomplished through his fantastic works. Shame on Kalvin the coward.