Conniving Kal K. Korff HIDES data to cover his tracks

I put up here a bit ago about Kal K. Korff haivng deleted a video showing him in front of a KMPG office where Kal said KPMG was in the process of auditing Kevin Randle's flying saucer work.

To no surprise Kal has DELETED all this data from his You Tube website and from his "critical thinkers" Internet website in what can only be an attempt to cover his tracks since it has come to light that this AUDIT NEVER EXISTED to begin with! How convenient that this information has now "vanished" and cannot be viewed by consumers. But not all is lost thanks to this Xzone radio show!

Posted on the Xzone blog is Kal's own announcement about the audit! Kal really stuffs his own foot in his mouth by saying he would make another announcement with KPMG about this fantasy audit! I'm sure Xzone will not erase this important data but I decided to copy and paste it here.

KPMG to Audit and Certify Kevin Randle's False Roswell Claims
March 14 2007: United Arab Emirates, -- Tel Aviv, Israel.
Sheik Khalid Mohammad, the gulf millionaire playboy who is one of the financial backers behind the new reality-based TV series "Secret Wars" which chronicles the real life activities of Captain Kal Korff of the Israeli-founded Special Secret Services (S3), has hired the firm of KPMG to begin an immediate forensic audit and investigation of UFO researcher Kevin Randle's numerous claims and writings about the purported Roswell "UFO" crash of 1947.
"Mr Kevin Randle has made very serious and completely false allegations against our main star, Mr. Captain Kal Korff. Such lies are also a libel and slander against all of us, especially myself as a financial investor. Since Mr. Randle claims he has 'the truth' and even had the ego large enough to name his book 'The TRUTH About the Roswell UFO Crash' I have decided to order a forensic investigation into Mr. Randles numerous statements and wild accusations." the Sheik said in remarks prepared in advance and communicated by his translator.
"The UFO field is in serious trouble. We will spare no expense to expose before the public and even bring to justice in the courts if necessary many of the lies and slanders and blood libels that are often and eagerly spread by many so-called 'experts' in this field who have the public and the media fooled concerning their intentions and their motivations.
"It is an honor to document all of this for the world to see. It is something that should have been done many years ago. Unless KPMG cannot finish their task on time, we plan to release this audit exposing Mr. Randle's very poor research in time for the 60th anniversary of the Roswell UFO anniversary exploitation festivals."
"Furthermore, we are now sending out hundreds of 'freeze' notices to TV networks, producers and the media. If they wish to now interview Mr. Randle about Roswell, at least they will now be forewarned. We are also doing the same with other UFO researchers concerning other cases. We will also reveal instances where it seems as if Mr. Randle just made up what can only be called lies, and manufactured his Roswell 'evidence.' We have the proof now, and have had it for years in fact."
"KMPG will be contacting Mr. Kevin Randle at the appropriate time. Mr. Randle will be asked to formerly cooperate with this credibility audit, or he will face very serious legal actions and consequences. We will be announcing with KPMG shortly which office of theirs will be granted centralized jurisdiction to proceed with their forensic audit against and of Mr. Kevin Randle."
"Finally, we would like to thank Mr. Paul Kimball of RedStarFilms in Canada for continuing to provide us with material that we can expose in front of the world. Until Mr. Kimball published Mr. Randle's legally troublesome comments and lies, therefore also incurring additional legal and credibility problems himself, we had no intention of dealing with Mr. Kevin Randle at all.
Randle's claims were first exposed last century by Captain Kal Korff, who has written the best-selling Roswell UFO expose of all time. Mr. Randle has even admitted that several of his favorite Roswell 'eyewitnesses' were liars, -- just like Korff proved last century, and showed in his book The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know.
"Our next announcement concerning Mr. Randle will be made in conjunction with KPMG."
Posted by xzonenation at 10:18 AM

I hope to be not the only one who sees right through this laughable bit about Kal's "Israeli" founded organization receiving funding from a Saudi! TO me this is just the most ludicrous thing ever. And didn't Sheik Khalid Mohammad behead terror victim Daniel Pearl and plan the 9-11 attacks? Hmmm I wonder if Kal just pulls these names out of that big stupid hat he has taken to recently.

Rack up another claim from Conniving Kal that has been shown to be FALSE.

One big WACKO letter from Kalvin Korff!

I found this fine, fine piece of literature authored by none other than Kalvin Korff. I found it in the same place Kalvin claims that the two San Jose Mercury News articles had been pulled from because Kalvin proved the article were "bogus". Kalvin didn't prove anything and the articles are STILL there! This letter is from Kalvin to his arch nemesis Royce Meyer and the letter provides tons of information for me to pick through and expose Kalvin with! Some highlights in this NUTTY letter include Kalvin wobbling on with tales of nanobot assassins, flying saucers, terrorism spies, Kalvin's IQ, terrorists trying to kill him, Kalvin leaking information about one of the 9/11 terrorists, terrorists trying to kill Kalvin, and more BULLSHIT than a ranching pasture could hold!!! Kalvin is deluded at best!!! This letter is ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC NUTTY KALVIN!!!

I have removed the letter from Kalvin because it is too weird and long to put here because of how blogger does its format. You can find the letter at the forum of some of other Kalvin's arch nemeses. Just scroll down a bit and you will see it in all of its amazing lunacy! For those have not seen this video, it sums up Kalvin Korff rather succinctly.

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #10

Kalvin Korff wrote in his now defunct Expres article on September 11, 2006 that he had proof of weapons of mass destruction being developed by Iraq. Big and brave Kalvin even published a photo of this proof despite the CIA saying it didn't want the photo published. These are Kalvin's words mind you.

Can you imagine the revelation that Saddam Hussein had labs developing weapons of mass destruction? Can you imagine if Kalvin actually discovered this evidence? Kalvin would have made global news with such a discovery!

But since that time no one has heard a thing about this proof. Though Kalvin did say the information would be released in his terrorism book, which we all know IS NOT BEING PUBLISHED!

Kalvin is just trying to market his book with this ridiculous claim because we all know if were true that Kalvin would slather himself in the media attention he would have received. Here is Kalvin again caught making spectacular claims and not living up to his word to prove it. Be sure to read the bit about the United Nations weapons inspector who was in Prague giving a lecture. Kalvin happened to get a media pass through Expres and cornered the poor guy, Kalvin likey babbling like a fruitcake and conspiracy nut with this well educated and respected United Nations weapons inspector wondering where security was and what he was going to do with this nut job Kalvin.

I personally think that Kalvin is a disgrace to all military troops fighting the good fight and those soldiers who have given life in service of their country. I also think Kalvin insults the good names of those killed on 9/11 when Kalvin pretends to be fighting terrorism.

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #8

In yet ANOTHER of the never ending FAILURES of Kalvin Korff, here we see Kalvin in one of his mind numbing video rants claiming to show the world nanotechnology components.

Kalvin rants and rambles about yet another newspaper article about him being false and Kalvin continues to decry the San Jose Mercury News article that EXPOSES him! Kalvin rages on in the second part of the video rant claiming people involved in the San Jose Mercury News article were coming forward with statements saying the article was bogus and that a chap named Royce Meyers knew the article was bogus and conspired to circulate it! So I suppose back in 1994 all of these dastardly people got together and were out to get Kalvin Korff!

Where, oh, where does your lunacy and fantasy end Kalvin?!?!?! So Kalvin, when do we get to see all of these people who are supposedly coming forward to prove the article was bogus? Your video was put up on youtube.com May 11, 2008. It is now nearly three months later and Kalvin has ONCE AGAIN FAILED to prove anything.

In this video Kalvin evens claims to proves he has nanotechnology. Kalvin shows a small bottle he says contains nanotechnology components saying, "So I remind people that nobody can just pull nanobot components out of one's butt, it is not possible. But if one is legitimate in telling the turth it is possible and I was telling the truth all along."

An empty bottle. Impressive. Maybe impressive for an idiot like Kalvin Korff who might actually believe he has nanobots. Not so impressive for those who require more than Kalvin's word. Now I'm curious if anyone ever received those nanbot components since Kalvin promised he would send them out to prove he really did have them. Of course, this is the same Kalvin Korff who has endlessly said his book is being published "later this year" when it is in fact NOT BEING PUBLISHED. Better watch out all, Kalvin Korff might mail you an empty bottle! Oh, goodness.

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #7

Now after watching Kalvin Korff's publicly embarrassing and desperate attempt to cover up his being EXPOSED by a newspaper article from 1994, let us look back to a date where yet another FAILURE of Kalvin Korff's takes place.

On May 26, 2007 Kalvin announced that he would be releasing a new line of books about this Roswell flying saucer business on the anniversary widely celebrated by the town of Roswell, New Mexico.

Kalvin stated on his website that he would be releasing a "historic and unprecedented" nine book series about the Roswell flying saucer. This was last year Kalvin made this announcement and this supposed book series would showcase "new evidence" and would "shock everyone."

Kalvin wrote on his website "The first volume, which analyzes and exposes the skeptical writings of noted UFO skeptic Philip J. Klass, is scheduled for release the first week of July, on the anniversary of Roswell."

Hmmmmm. Where have we all heard a claim of a book being published and never seeing it? I wonder where? Oh, wait a moment, I remember now. It was Kalvin Korff who promised to show the world a video of him mailing the manuscript of his new terrorism book to a publisher. And what does a book on terorism and this "new" Roswell flying saucer series have in common? Both have NEVER been published!

Everyone knows Kalvin's terrorism book IS NOT being published by Prometheus Books. So where is this 3,500 page compilation Kalvin bragged about releasing on the sixtieth anniversary of the Roswell flaying saucer? Kalvin, you're only two anniversaries late now. Word is that Kalvin hasn't "published" his books due to the copy machine at the local 7-11 having been broken for some time now.

Yet ANOTHER in a LONG line of the HUMILIATING and COUNTLESS FAILURES. Oh, it doesn't end here. Oh, no! I just received an interesting email with some photos showing just how poor Kalvin's flying saucer research really is. Those will be available for all to see shortly!

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #6

Continuing to take a look at the many FAILURES of Kalvin Korff, one must wonder what ever happened to all of these supposed police complaints Kalvin says he has filed. Kalvin claimed he filed complaints with police and the FBI against certain individuals.

A chap named Mac Tonnies was supposedly reported to the FBI by Kalvin. An Internet poster using the name BritInPrague and another poster using the name F1 Racer have supposedly been reported to the police by Kalvin. A fellow named David Biedny, an Internet user named DownWithKal and another user named George Orwell also are said by Kalvin to have been reported to the police, along with another Internet user named Zenatycizinec.

The question is why would Kalvin tie up the resources of the police with such petty complaints? What I find laughable in all of this is that Kalvin, the supposed tough guy anti terrorism agent, is crying like a two-year old kid to the police over Internet posters. Kalvin and his supposedly vast network and superior Special Secret Services, an organization supposedly hunting down international bad guys, can't even find out the identities of a few Internet posters and Kalvin has to run to the police? Hahahahaha!

Kalvin may have filed complaints with the police against a few people and the police probably had Kalvin's craziness on their radar miles away. Have any charges been filed? Has anyone been arrested? Is anyone in jail? The answer to all of those questions is a resounding NO. And why is that? It is because no one has committed a crime and it is Kalvin simply wanting to be a vexer and cause problems for the people who oppose him or call him out on his FALSE claims. Kalvin has also claimed he would report people to the governments in the counrty they reside within.

Why would Kalvin do any of this? Kalvin does this simply to attempt to induce fear. We are all raised to know that if you are reported to the police, then you are in trouble. This is a simple sociological and psychological principle ingrained in us all. Just ask Kalvin's brother Kurtis Kern Korff who is serving forty-months in prison. Kalvin counts on people to crumple under the weight of his threats, be it Kalvin threatening to sue, reprot you to the police, or his empty threats of exposing you in the media. There's another word for this type of behavior - it is called TERRORISM, the very thing Kalvin claims to stand against yet participates in on a regular basis.

This isn't the first nor the last time Kalvin will do whatever he can to cause problems for those who have simply disagreed with him or called him out. This is just Kalvin and his "have to get you back any way I can" syndrome.

Kalvin, you're a coward and always have been. Now run along little dog, tuck your tail between your legs and run home to mommy. And Kalvin, filing a false report with the authorities is a crime. Be sure you aren't breaking the law and filing false reports with the police or you might find yourself staring through some jail bars.

Kalvin Korff accuses Steven Spielberg of TERRORISM!

Kalvin Korff just claimed that his book on terrorism exposes Steven Spielberg for the alleged inaccuracies in the movie Munich. I kid you not! While Kalvin may try to misdirect you by saying something different, the intention and meaning in Kalvin's words and actions clearly paint Steven Spielberg as some sort of terrorist!

Kalvin Korff also keeps alleging that his book on terrorism is going to be published by Prometheus Books. Kalvin Korff, based on the information I have directly from Prometheus Books, your book IS NOT going to be published. This would make you a LIAR, Kalvin. Once again, KALVIN KORFF'S BOOK IS NOT BEING PUBLISHED BY PROMETHEUS BOOKS AND IS ON HOLD INDEFINITELY.

Kalvin, you come off as a spiteful, delusional asshole dissatisfied with his own life, someone who vents the frustration of his own short-comings on others who are successful, accomplished, and happy. Kalvin targets people who disagree with him, or those who have beliefs that do not fit into Kalvin's perfect little fantasy world.

What have you done for the world, Kalvin? What? From everything I can see, Kalvin has written a few books, done some lectures, was on some television and radio shows, put up some embarrassing Internet videos of himself rambling (your mommy must be proud, Kalvin), and not much more.

Kalvin, you haven't done shit except that which serves to feed your delusional ego. All you've done Kalvin is try to capitalize on whatever bandwagon you could jump on. Your timing for subjects like flying saucers, bigfoot, JFK, and terrorism all seem to come at the height of their popularity, though your sad attempt at capitalizing on the computer field fizzled and you are a bit late for the terrorism bit. Oh, did I forget to mention that the world now knows Prometheus Books IS NOT PUBLISHING YOUR BOOK? Guess I mentioned that already.

The people Kalvin attacks and targets (which is exactly what it is and to call it anything less is disingenuous) have contributed far more to society and the world than Kalvin could ever hope to accomplish in one-hundred lifetimes with his meager existence. Take a good look at the people Kalvin attacks and you will see they are everything Kalvin always wished he could be.

Kalvin Korff could not accomplish what Steven Spielberg has if Kalvin were given 1,000 of his own miserable and lowly lifetimes. Compared to Steven Spielberg, Kalvin Korff isn't a nano speck of dog shit.

And for Kalvin Korff to lump a great man like Steven Spielberg in with terrorism is beyond reprehensible. It is despicable, cowardly, and a desperate act from a desperate lone nut who is starving for attention. I hope Steven Spielberg lets his army of lawyers give Kalvin some attention. Kalvin likes to threaten people with legal action and if Kalvin really had a high IQ, he'd know better than to SLANDER and LIBEL Steven Spielberg with this trash. Unlike you Kalvin, Steven Spielberg has REAL lawyers and he has REAL MONEY to pay for their services unlike your imaginary $25,000,000.00 budget.

Everyone sees you for the fanatical fruitcake and spiteful pig you are, Kalvin. Shame on you Kalvin for spitting on the name of Steven Spielberg and all he has accomplished through his fantastic works. Shame on Kalvin the coward.