Kal K. Korff is an internet terrorist

A recent comment here has alerted me that our very own little and insecure internet terrorist Kal K. Korff has thrown a bit of a legal wobbler in a very very very long line of legal threats. It is really clear to me at least in my opinion that Kal is much like a terrorist waffling on about this and that. I personally and reluctantly would give a real terrorist more credit than Kal because at least a real terrorist isn't a waffling wanker and actually delivers from time to time. Real terrorists are twats and richly deserve a bullet in the skull. Internet poseurs like Kal are a dime a dozen. Kal isn't the first idiot to wear some store bought military surplus uniform while trying to convince someone or anyone that he is involved in some sort of secret intelligence agency. As if anyone involved inthat line of work would besom public about it squarely painting a bullseye on his arse. Total pants and he knows it but just won't admit it because what else does Kernal Kolon really have? Nothing apparently.

It might or might not make you wonder why Kal would emulate many traits of a terrorist like making threats in order to have some chap take a certain course of action or posing in voideos making demands and threats. Yes Kal's tactics and internet terrorism amount to sod all but ultimately Kal's threats of exposing this and that and suing this person and having them arrested and charged and the like all under the guise of consumer protection and truth really do amount to nothing less than terrorism. Ironic that Kernal Klutter does the very thing he claims to fight against. Yes yes yes we all know how daft Kal's utterly ridiculous claims about fighting terrorism are but there is a mountain of irony to be had with Kernal Kornhole.

Luckily Kal's smokescreen of being someone important with some sort of actual authority is readily seen through by even the most daft. Hello Kal we all see right through you and everyone knows you've completely fallen off your trolley.

Quote of the year about Kal must go to that Kevin Randle lad who said "Sometimes you just have to risk the wrath of the unwashed to make an important point." ahahahahhhaaa The mutt's there!! ahahahaaahhhaa

Kal can't even succeed at being an internet terrorist! Try anew reality show Kal where the life of a lone nut pretending to be a colonel in an imaginary organization is shown as the lone nut stumbles through life in a delusional haze. It could have comedy and drama and show the darker side of life of those pretending to be something they are not and never will be. Seriously Kal people love that sort of stuff. Just be your everyday ranting and stark raving self and the fame you so desperately seek might be yours. ahahahahahhaahhaa

Kernal Hornblower EPIC FAIL!!!

If you can count on Kal K. Korff for one thing it is his uncanny ability to never deliver as promised. It is the one bloody thing you can count on the fool for. Yes yes our own barmy Kernal Kolon has maintained a flawless record of NOT DELIVERING as promised. Utterly ace!!

Crazy Kal has failed to deliver on everything from promised lawsuits and criminal charges to calendars and books and beauty products and new gigs and and and and you get thepoint I think.

There hasn't been one thing Kal has ever followed through with that he has promised that I am aware of. All utter codswallop from Kal. Delusions of grandeur as I see it and I don't think that Kernal Krazed will be stopping any time soon so long as someone and I mean ANYONE will pay him a meager speck of attention.

So there Kernal Hornblower where are all the books and DVDs and lawsuits and criminal charges and the rest of your nonsense to be found? As with the rest of Kal's utter bullocks none of it is to be found other than in the imagination and fantasy life of Kal.

Kernal Troll slithers out from under his rock

So I see the bloody raving lunatic has finally slithered out from the rock he has been hiding under. It was just a matter of time lads. Just a matter of time. And it is bloody clear the fool reads this blog. Kal has no real existence without us. Kernal Klink has to seek justification for his very existnece through "friends" on facebook and has to come here to this blog to find the one thing that he must have as a constant in his sad life.........an enemy. Someone to focus upon.

I have taken note with Kernal Kream Pie's shift to focusing on hot button topics to get attention from anyone. Kal is desperately reaching out to anyone he can get to be his "friend" on facebook. But Kernal Kornblower's excuse about a facebook investigation makes not a lick of sense. Why would his account be gone for so long if someone else was being investigated? ncie try Kal but no one is going to buy into a thing Kal says.

interestingly enough now the banal little creep is agin trying to impress all with his announcement of a pending talk show. ahahahahahahahahhhhaaahahaha Anyone can get an internet show these days even a buffoon like Kernal Krack Krawler. So it looks like we are back to the same bloody rubbish Kal has been pulling out of his arse for years now which is more boating, more promises and little to no delivery.

You are a joke Kal and everyone knows it except you.

Banal and facile

Weeks after announcing he would have a new revamped website and a job at an unnamed newspaper Kal K. Korff has once again done the impossible by again not delivering on a single promise or deadline. Bloody! How the hell does one guy fail so often????????????

No more facebook for Kal to lure new victims with as it appears Kal has been given the boot from facebook. It also appears that Kernal Kornholeblower will not be making a scheduled facebook chat and without explanation as to why. Not that anyone really gives a fuck about Kal for anything other than his pure hypocrisy and the fumbling and bumbling antics that can be both dizzying and entertaining.

Don't tell Kernal Kornnuts this, but insanity is doing the same thing over and each time expecting a different result. Kal please just belt up you blinkered dolt.

A quick review if you will of Kal's lamest hits including promises of several new books, new videos, a talk show, a radio show, a magazine, a newspaper gig, consumer fraud lawsuits, and let's not forget the ever grand and classic Kal K. Korff causing the loss of his own brother's lawsuit!! ahahahahahahhhhaaaa

Banal and facile. ahahahahaha

Farewell to Kolonel Kornhole?

For anyone happening by at this late juncture news has been received that Kal K. Korff may have been given the top end of the boot out of Prague. Through all of Kal's cock ups and idiocy he has somehow managed to get a hold of some mugs and fool them into believing his rubbish.

Right now there is no set in stone information about whether Kal has been sacked from Prague or not. I hear visa problems can really be quite a pain in the rump for those flaunting around without the required credentials.

It appears that someone heard an American roughly fitting Kernal Kornass got tossed and some are under the belief it may by Kal. I hope someone can check with the consulate office to find out if it is true or not. Is it really true? ahahhhaaahahahahahahaa

I have a bad feeling that when Kal is found to be backin the states if it is true he has been booted that there will be a lot of people anxious for him to return so they can likely sue him or serve him with stalker papers. Kal will learn fast that you can't waffle on in the states like he has in Prague. The little world wide web terrorist may finally be at an end of his brazen bullying and we all know that Kernal Nitwit is a coward afraid to directly face people.

hopefuly Prague will be idiot free with the rumored sacking of Kal.

Where art thou Kolonel Krust???????

It looks like our dear old idiot and ego maniac Kal K. Korff has made like a ghost and disappeared!! Kernal Kolon has also made his facebook profile disappear as some have noted here. Did Kernel Kornflakes get tossed from facebook as he had from his own website server? Has Kernal Klump finally flipped out completely? Where is Kernal KooKooKooKoo? Does anyone really care? Likely not outside of the entertainment provided by Kal and his lunatic ramblings.

A few interesting rumors are floating around including Kal has been deported or has been locked away in the loony bin after running around naked in the streets of Prague screaming "I AM A COLONEL!!! MY NEW BOOK ON TERRORISM IS COMING!!!!" Of course now these are just rumors but I find it rather odd Kal has just fallen from the face of the World Wide Web without so much as a fart.

And there is of course Kal announcing that his website would be back in full swing but in keeping with Kal's usual arse to face operations Kal has fallen short on delivering yet another promise. Who knows what has happened to Kal and it would not surprise if the barmy dolt has gone right off the deep end.

Conniving Kal cons way onto chat

Here is something I read on Kal's facebook "

Hi, YES I WILL be appearing on Jeffrey Pritchett's online chat show here in Facebook at the end of May, I hope everyone is able to tune in and will ask me "tough questions." I plan to ask Jeff some myself, not tough ones, only friendly ones, I look forward to exchanging views and talking to as many of you as I can. I w...ould like to thank Jeff for his kind invitation."

Since Kal got kicked off Xzone radio and no one else will pay this mouthy little creep any attention I am sure Kal has been out fishing for a new sucker to pass off his rubbish onto. I think a few lads out there need to warn Mr.Pritchett about Kernal Kornhole.

I have also been reading Kal's facebook and this utterly ridiculous opinions-facts rubbish Kal is trying out on people. Kal needs to stop trying to sound smart or enlightened because he is neither. Kal claims that one cannot be Jewish without practicing the Jewish religion. Where exactly is this a fact and not an opinion? Keep opening that fat mouth Kal and looking all the more fool each time you do. ahahahahhhaa