Kalvin Korff is a IDIOT

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

I Feel Numbnuts....

WAG FaceBook Update – Korff’s been off FaceBook for 7 days, and here he comes again, promising a TV show on his trip and then using the death of someone who is actually somewhat famous to ride that person’s accomplishment as he trolls for attention.

Kalvin says he feels numb. I know from personal experience, Korff has no feelings.

Fuck you Korff.

April 21, 2016

Kal Korff : Hi everyone. I am very sorry, please accept my sincere apologies, for not being online these last few days. I had to unexpectedly travel across India. I am now back and several thousand kilometers later, will be putting together a TV special on the trip I was honored with to travel all the way to near the Nepal border to document.

While I was away and unable to have a decent Internet connection, I learned of the passing of one of the greatest men I have ever known, former Apple/Claris CEO William Campbell, "Bill" Campbell, who was always an inspiration to me.

I will NEVER forget the impact he had on me and others. To be around him was truly inspirational, legendary in fact. Like Steve Jobs, a very good friend of his, he had that aura of incredibleness that is indescribable. You had to be there to appreciate it, and I am forever honored to have been there.

I will also NEVER forget the time he honored me and called me on the stage at an all employees meeting at Claris Corporation, where I worked for 6.5 years, (Claris was a software subsidiary of Apple, I was on the HyperCard software development team, the ancestor to what is now today the Internet, as well as in other positions such as Tech Support), and he honored me because a customer had written him a letter thanking me for the tremendous support I had given solving a really obscure technical problem. I will always be humbled by the fact that he held me up at this meeting as a living example of what distinguished Claris and Apple from every other company.

Bill was always approachable, and always let you know what he thought. It is going to take me some time to recover from this loss, I feel numb.

A living legend, he was humble, always honest, a man of incredible integrity and loyalty that Steve Jobs and others always appreciated and will never forget.

I will NEVER forget what it was like to work under him, to talk to him, to bask in his light. For he had that aura of incredibleness that as I say, you had to be there to experience it.

I know that I share the grievous loss my fellow Apple/Claris employees, who LOVED working for "Coach" -- Mr. Bill Campbell.

A Global Media Giant?

Sunday, April 17, 2016

"I'm Going To Block You For Being A Dick..."

We throw 2 thumbs way, Way, WAY up to the work of the Korffing Syndicate. Kalvin Karlton Korff pokes his nose into another Facebook group and those members start posting our material to highlight Kalvin's lunatic behavior.

In response, Kalvin lashes out, "AD HOMINEN!!!" "My KRITICS!!!" "ACCREDITED!!!" "BEST SELLING!!! "I WILL DEBATE YOU!!!" "I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE!!!" "BULLSHIT!!!".

Sunday, April 10, 2016

Kalvin Karlton Korff Banned From FaceBook Group!

Monday, April 4, 2016

Lies, evasiveness, distortion, smearing and video tape

In September 2015 Kal Korff made the following remark:

"What I do know is that barring something unforeseen, this [his upcoming docudrama about the Hill case] should beat the other production to market.” I’m not quite sure to what other production he was referring, but this production surely has beaten his production to market. I’m still waiting for the second sneak preview which would be out in about a week as he had announced on February 21.

When I addressed this issue in an early March discussion, he weaseled his way out of it by saying:

“Preview will be coming soon, date not set yet, and we have filmed scenes for the longer Director’s Cut or Special Edition, which will be likely one hour longer …”

Most of you, probably, have already seen the 1st preview which was hilarious. This segment below at about 4:19

corresponds with the segment below at about 0:52

which is from Kal Korff’s upcoming Hill movie, but I have been asking myself what this segment has got to do at all with the Betty and Barney Hill case, except for the fact that it is perhaps nifty publicity for the organizer of these beauty pageants who also happens to be the producer of Kal Korff’s movie starring Kal Big Ego Korff and two Indian models.

Korff recently decided to ban me on social media after he clearly realized that he was unable to factually address my solid and structured relevant observations I had repeatedly brought up in our frequent lengthy discussions on social media which first started late last May.

My relevant observations even using his own words were always countered by him with his usual lies, evasiveness, distortion and smearing. The fact that he has blocked me seems to show the actions of a very irritated and mean individual in defeat unable to factually disprove my very relevant observations.

This situation reminds me of email discussions with a Belgian UFO debunker several years ago, who continuously made all kinds of irrelevant and baseless remarks which I was able to rebut each time relevantly and factually (= realistically), in the end he sent me an email informing me he didn't like discussing with me anymore and asked me to remove him from my (Belgian) list which I did without hesitation and without losing any sleep over it. He was just pretending that he knew it all, but when one looked closer at his theoretical statements they simply vanished into thin air.

Kind regards,

Korffer André

Monday, March 21, 2016

Korffer Andre WINS!!!!

Cowardly Korff Lashes Out - André Wins Again!

Here's proof that Korff is cutting and pasting much of the "movie" he claims to be "directing". Re-watch the Korff "directed" preview and then watch these videos to see where Korff took much of his material from. Video 1 @ 4:21 / Video 2 @ 2:48, 3:38, 5:12 and 5:18. The lies and confabulation kontinue. Big thanks to Korffer Andre for bringing this to the Syndicates attention.

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Happy 54th Kalvin

The Accredited Journalist and the Citizen Reporter - LINK

Happy 54th Kalvin - LINK

Princess - LINK / Wife - LINK

Is this a man who needs another pizza?

March 13, 2015 - Korffer Andre checks in via an e-mail he has sent out to his group....

Hi all:

Between now and June 21 Kal K. Korff’s docudrama “The Zeta Reticuli CONspiracy” about the Betty and Barney Hill case “will" be out for public consumption. The first sneak preview was aired last January, which was, as you all may know, very hilarious. On February 21 Kal Korff announced that the second sneak preview would be out in about a week. Well, so far nothing has materialized. When I asked him about it, again, in our regular discussions on social media, he sort of weaselled his way out of it, as he likes to do, by stating the following: "Preview will be coming soon, date not set yet, and we have filmed scenes for the longer Director's Cut or Special Edition, which will be likely one hour longer …” Not only am I waiting for the second sneak preview, but also for the new website he had announced last January.

As some (or perhaps most) of you may know, I’ve been helping out an individual who has been monitoring Kal Korff’s lying and egomaniacal behavior for some time now, so I’ve been spending a lot of time and effort writing up lengthy solid and structured rebuttals (which can be mentally exhausting) since I started my discussions with Kal Korff on FB in late last May, which have always been countered by Kal Korff with the usual distortions, evasiveness and smearing. Recently, he even threatened to block me (again) and report me to FB (which is the first time), which hasn’t happened. I told him that his threats of blocking and reporting me seems to show the actions of a very irritated and mean individual in defeat unable to factually disprove my very relevant observations.

The latest news update from Kal Korff on his FB wall re his upcoming Hill movie dates from March 9 when he posted this announcement including the picture below: "Hi everyone. Quick update on the movie we are making that exposes the Barney and Betty Hill "UFO abduction" case. As I have said, the data presented in the new movie is original material, data that has not been made public before, and can be verified by anyone wishing to do so, as all facts can be checked. Here is one set of docs, this is a report I did in eighth grade that was 213 pages long, :) the highlight of which was the Hill case. Betty Hill contributed material for it. Here's a photo of the report which was written back in 1976, I got an A+ grade on it :)” According to Kal Korff this picture “proves" his early Hill “research”, which is in fact a school project which he made in 8th grade in 1976 passing for real active research and all one can see is a picture of a portfolio with papers presented as proof for what? This picture is as hilarious as was his first sneak preview.

Kind regards.

André

Friday, March 4, 2016

Krav Maga My Ass!

We assist Kalvin to tell the truth.

Kalvin Karton Korff, living in the past.

Kalvin had hoped that he could

change his future by running off to India.

It didn't work and it won't, for the rest of his life.

Kal Korff claims to be a Krav Maga instructor. Kal Korff posted a video on his FaceBook wall as an example of real Krav Maga. Any real Krav Maga instructor would have known this video is a fake. This video proves that the video is fake and that Kal Korff is lying when he claims to be a Krav Maga instructor.

Korffer, Andre sent this confirmation into us after another Korffer made this video. Good work, Korffer's.

Gili Ganani, 19, a black belt in Krav Maga, appears to be striking powerful blows for female self-defense; in fact, it’s all staged ‘to raise awareness’

A female Krav Maga instructor on Tuesday posted what appeared to be security footage from a bar, which showed her beating up three guys who harassed her. The footage had been viewed over 200,000 times on her Facebook page by Wednesday evening.

But the apparent spectacular assertion of female protection turned out to have been staged — to encourage women to learn self-defense.

Gili Ganani, a 19-year-old Israel Defense Forces soldier, uploaded the video to Facebook with a caption reading: “I appear in this clip from security footage in a pub. I waited for friends, and some [people] decided to take advantage of the situation.”

In the video, Ganani is shown spurning the advances of a man at a bar. When she returns from the bathroom, the man grabs her hand, and she shrugs him off. He proceeds to grab her by the neck — at which point Ganani unleashes her Krav Maga skills and beats him up, as well as his two friends, who also lunge at her.

Thanks to my trainer Guy Dar KMM, who taught me how to get out of these situations,” she wrote. KMM stands for Krav Maga Maleh, or full contact Krav Maga.

The video then went viral, and by Wednesday morning, Ganani admitted it was fraudulent.

“It’s important for me to clarify that I am a black belt, have been training for many years in Krav Maga and am a certified instructor, but the clip is fake,” she posted, praising those who “noticed.”

Ganani said the purpose of the clip was to raise awareness “about the importance of self-defense for women and men.”

“Especially at this time, when every day we hear about harassment (and not only against women),” she wrote.

Read the Original Article at The Times of Israel

Well folks, Little Kalvin has moved away from his radio monologues (a radio show which he claimed was picked up for major syndication) and he's moved onto playing TV News Broadcaster for his Global News and Media Outlet. Would you like to watch more? We thought you might....

Korff's New YouTube Channel - Join and Comment
Korff's Global News and Media Outlet - Join and Comment

By the way, a number of Korffer's subscribed to this Global News Media Outlet's e-paper, using e-mail addresses NOT used for Korffing. So far, not a single person has received the e-paper. Way to go Manish, you've got a handle on this thing.

The Syndicate is very happy that Korff is re-energized and willing to put himself out there on video. We've been waiting for this entertainment to hit the web again since 2011. Look for Syndicate edited Korff videos to be posted soon.

A note to Kalvin, you may wonder why you haven't be able to stop our efforts. What we do is called satire Kalvin. Is it truth, fiction or a mixture of both or none? Your efforts are viewed in exactly the same way.

Deal with it.