Thursday, November 13, 2008

Kult of Kal

Have I grown tired of the FUCK TARD in the picture to the left? Yes. Is this blog suffering from my lack of interest in what a fanatical FRUITCAKE calling himself Kal K. Korff does these days? Yes. Do I suffer from narcoleptic seizures at the mere mention of the name Kal K. Korff? Yes. Do I feel as though there isn't anyone with even a low level of intelligence taking Kal K. Korff seriously (minus dipshit Rob McConnel) on any level? Yes. Is Kal K. Korff the biggest FREAK of a lowly LOSER I've ever seen? Oh my, yes!

With that I give you a new place set to continue exposing the utter insanity of Kal K. Korff. I give you KULT OF KAL!

I might be up to putting something here every now and then. However, for the most part, I feel as though that dolt Kal K. Korff is a waste of my time. I could be changing litter in the cat box, watching snow fall, napping, staring at a spot on the wall, or any other number of similar things are far more stimulating, intelligent, and more important than that waste of a human life Kal K. Korff. To think good people die every day while Kal K. Korff is still drawing breath. Kal is God's BAD JOKE on us all.

DO not give up on all things Kal K. Korff. Most certainly some should march on making others who might be ensnared in Kal's bottomless pit of insanity and bullshit aware of exactly what sort of pile of shit Kal K. Korff really is. Really, who the fuck at his age runs around PRETENDING to be an officer in a make believe organization who wanders around Europe posing as an authority on the English language as he skips around selling iPods?

Kal K. Korff pretends to be a champion fighting against fraud. The truth he avoids is that he has the ethics of a pedophile in the middle of a elementary school playground at recess. Kal is as bad as the people he has a hard on for.

I will pop up every now and then as I have said. Thanks to all who chimed in here with information on Kal's nefarious activities and his spotted past. Don't let the piece of shit get away with his delusional bullshit.

All hail the KULT OF KAL!

20 comments:

BritinPrague said...

KIAI - well done, thou good and faithful servant!

You have done humanity a huge favour in starting this blog.

Go well.

BritinPrague said...

...but I must say - I'd rather KultOfKal had simply taken over the reins of this blog and continued it (rather than starting a new one). Oh well.

You're very quiet these days, "Colonel"...

I. Am. Kal. said...

KIAI, All,

I have to explain why I started a 2nd blog, "Kult of Kal." (I'll just write KOK after this) It's for a different purpose than KIAI.

KIAI has huge entertainment value for us, but I think the average Joe (who never heard of Kal) might not read through the many posts.

KOK will be a simple record of Kal's BS. Maybe think of KOK as a distilled version of KIAI.
A "Just the facts, ma'am." website.

Potential employers/managers need to stumble upon a website that tells his BS and lies quickly and objectively. I dream that every time Kal looks for a job, the hiring manager searches Kal's name on the Internet and understands immediately who they're dealing with...and says "Ahhh, no."

So, in short, I agree with britinprag - I would sooner help with this blog, continuing its good purpose: calling Kal out on how f'ing retarded he is. He needs to hear it, and he needs to hear it every time he opens his mouth.

Hope that helps explain. I definitely don't mean to knock KIAI 'out of business'. The opposite, rather - it needs to stay available to find!

I. Am. Kal. said...

Daniela - "You've got mail!"

Anonymous said...

Thx for the work. I'll be moving over now for more of the same. I love it.

Daniela said...

New message on my email from kalkorff@kalkorff.com :

"ODPOVĚDI NA VŠECHNY VAŠE OTÁZKY NAJDETE V NOVÝCH EPIZODÁCH "Je to OPRAVDU pravda?" - což je dokument.seriál v produkci Martiny Týčové."

Which means "You will find answers to all your questions in the new episodes of "Is it really true?" - which is a documentary serial produced by Martina Tycova."

Well, Kal sure as hell couldn't have written that. So it looks like he DOES have some kind of Czech collaborator, at any rate.

The plot thickens...

Anonymous said...

Link please....

Daniela said...

"Link please"

Take a look at daniela.abrahamova@hotmail.com [you have to fill it all in in the user name field - including the "hotmail.com"

The password is "kalisanidiot"

Anonymous said...

As posted above - '...the plot thickens'.
Kal was scheduled to be on the xzone radio show today, but guess what? For the second time in two weeks, again another 'no-show'!
(Probably drunk again, or still in the sack with a new lover, since Martina seems to have taken her cameras and left his abode!).

BritinPrague said...

Well, I think IAK and KIAI should agree to somehow share the administration of this blog. I think that a site that stores in one place a timeline of Kal's stellar career and a catalogue of his antics is a good thing. But this blog serves a very valuable purpose too. Squanty - what do you think, Squonkamatic?

Anonymous said...

I agree. The blog is here, so why not give it over to someone understanding it's reason and meaning and lets carry on....

Anonymous said...

Something must be cracking. Rob needed Kal to fill in that time slot, now Kal is too busy with saving the wrold to give over one hour to Rob.

So interesting.

Also, I've sent Rob at least 6 e-mails asking him about those nanobot parts. Nothing. He's gone silent on the subject.

BritinPrague said...

Could you please supply an email to McConnell?
Then we could all email him:

"Dear Mr McConnell, you promised to get those 'nanobot components' that Colonel Crackpot sent you analysed. Where are the results? When will we have them? Love and kisses..."

BritinPrague said...

KIAI - please get in touch with Kult of Kal and agree to cooperate on this blog. Please.

Anonymous said...

McConnell, Robert A.
The 'X' Zone Radio Show
5554 Lewis Avenue
Niagara Falls, ON L2G 3R7 CA
905-359-7700

xzone@xzoneradio.com
xmediagroup@hotmail.com

Daniela said...

I have just sent the following query to Rob McConnell. I won't hold my breath...

"Dear Mr McConnell,
I was wondering if you had received the results of the test you commisioned of the alleged "nanobot" components that "Colonel" Kal Korff sent to you; and if so, when you would be publicising them.
Thanks and kind regards,
Daniela"

Anonymous said...

Good work. And the waiting continues.....

Even through the new 007 movie is getting mixed reviews, I'm still going.....

Anonymous said...

I was beginning to lose interest in Mr. Korff, but after seeing the latest rampages on his website yesterday and today, I may just stick around.
Man, he sure went ballistic again for some reason. What a bunch of tripe! Such an emotional outrage.

I. Am. Kal. said...

Good to hear Kal's active again. I hate to visit his site, though -- such a long time to load (and infect).

FYI to all, I requested (& hoping) KIAI allows me to co-author on this blog. He's made us all addicts, so I'm hoping to help keep us all happy.


Meanwhile, I have already included KIAI as a co-author on the KoK blog. If anyone else would be interested and would contribute, send me your gmail address - I'll add you immediately.

Daniela said...

Regarding my query to Rob McConnell, I have just received the following one sentence response:

"I will be releasing the finding shortly."

Stay tuned

PS There was also an attachment which I was a bit leery of opening - so I haven't!