Proof that Kal K. Korff IS an IDIOT!

He is amazing! He is incredible! He is unbelievably fucking stupid! He is one of the most inept people ever allowed to breathe and waste precious oxygen! Yes! It is the one and only Kal Korff! And this deplorable dipshit Kal is back in full throttle crazy mode once again embarrassing himself the best way he knows how - by opening his mouth and speaking!

You might have heard a bit of news about some pirates in Somalia taking over tankers and other types of boats. These pirates once captured a Russian freighter full of tanks and held it for ransom. Well shiver me timbers maties! Kal Korff has an answer to this world problem too!!!!

What incredible application of technology has Kal invented to deal with this crisis? What diabolical plan has Kal and Martina and S3 cooked up to stop these pirate thugs? Will Kal and Martina and their special commandos from the local McDonalds take a swim and board the pirate ships tossing nanotechnology laced McNuggets at pirate scum? Arrrrggggggg! Will Kal take off his asinine cowboy hat and don a pirate hat to go under cover? Will Kal sell iPods to the pirates in hopes of bridging the gap to peaceful relations while pocketing a few bucks? Parlay! What will Ka do if he is undercover with the pirates and they seize a ship full of iPods?

No no no no no. Kal has a much better plan. Kal K. Korff wants the world to fund a fleet of suicide drones to kill pirates by ramming their ships and flying into the pirates themselves! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Brilliant! My god there is no one else in the world that has considered this possibility except Kal????? And what better way to do it by using a drone that......hey, isn't this idea already being done? In the words of the ever so inept Kal Korff "duh!"

"In my new upcoming trilogy series on terrorism, Secret X Wars, I show how drones and unmanned vehicles of all kinds, even drones as small as insects, are being used to hunt down and eliminate rogue elements." so says Kal of his book that Prometheus Books IS NEVER GOING TO PUBLISH! This book of Kal's is on par with the new Guns n' Roses album with the only difference being Axel Rose's record will actually see the light of day.

Is this latest lame brain idea from Kal the most blatantly retarded thing Kal has uttered in a long time? On a side note here Kalvin you really do need to get a dictionary and look up the word utter and udder and try to discern the two for proper use when writing you blathering miserable lump of shit.

Of his sinister plan to rid the pirates from our world Kal said "The difference between our suicide bombers and theirs, is that we use machines and operate under justice — they use human bombs and fight against universal laws." Kal, a first grader could put a more cohesive and deep thought on a piece of paper with a crayon.

The inept Kal goes on with "If we make a point to develop and deploy a fleet of unmanned drones, optimized for fighting pirates, not only is this economical and effective, the world's nations could contribute to a collective fund to pay for all of this; they can also be designed to ram any ship, and of course sink it."

So let me see if I have this correctly Kal. We pay to design the drones, build the drones, send the drones out and let them ram either a ship or a pirate and this will save us money? This might just be silly little me, but don't you think it would be more effective to design and construct a drone with a multifaceted weapons system so it could take out multiple targets instead of just one target at a time? This might also save money by using the same drones over again instead of smashing them to bits in a suicide run, don't you think?

But the brilliant lunacy of Kal is not complete without having Kal state the obvious for all to read and then laugh their asses off. Kal in all of his glowing brilliance and deep rooted toilet intelligence says "Problems which are always avoided, always get worse." No shit Kal?

Just when you though this IDIOT could not get anymore idiot Kal lays it all on the line to exceed his former stupidity.