Sunday, November 23, 2008

Proof that Kal K. Korff IS an IDIOT!


He is amazing! He is incredible! He is unbelievably fucking stupid! He is one of the most inept people ever allowed to breathe and waste precious oxygen! Yes! It is the one and only Kal Korff! And this deplorable dipshit Kal is back in full throttle crazy mode once again embarrassing himself the best way he knows how - by opening his mouth and speaking!

You might have heard a bit of news about some pirates in Somalia taking over tankers and other types of boats. These pirates once captured a Russian freighter full of tanks and held it for ransom. Well shiver me timbers maties! Kal Korff has an answer to this world problem too!!!!

What incredible application of technology has Kal invented to deal with this crisis? What diabolical plan has Kal and Martina and S3 cooked up to stop these pirate thugs? Will Kal and Martina and their special commandos from the local McDonalds take a swim and board the pirate ships tossing nanotechnology laced McNuggets at pirate scum? Arrrrggggggg! Will Kal take off his asinine cowboy hat and don a pirate hat to go under cover? Will Kal sell iPods to the pirates in hopes of bridging the gap to peaceful relations while pocketing a few bucks? Parlay! What will Ka do if he is undercover with the pirates and they seize a ship full of iPods?

No no no no no. Kal has a much better plan. Kal K. Korff wants the world to fund a fleet of suicide drones to kill pirates by ramming their ships and flying into the pirates themselves! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Brilliant! My god there is no one else in the world that has considered this possibility except Kal????? And what better way to do it by using a drone that......hey, isn't this idea already being done? In the words of the ever so inept Kal Korff "duh!"

"In my new upcoming trilogy series on terrorism, Secret X Wars, I show how drones and unmanned vehicles of all kinds, even drones as small as insects, are being used to hunt down and eliminate rogue elements." so says Kal of his book that Prometheus Books IS NEVER GOING TO PUBLISH! This book of Kal's is on par with the new Guns n' Roses album with the only difference being Axel Rose's record will actually see the light of day.

Is this latest lame brain idea from Kal the most blatantly retarded thing Kal has uttered in a long time? On a side note here Kalvin you really do need to get a dictionary and look up the word utter and udder and try to discern the two for proper use when writing you blathering miserable lump of shit.

Of his sinister plan to rid the pirates from our world Kal said "The difference between our suicide bombers and theirs, is that we use machines and operate under justice — they use human bombs and fight against universal laws." Kal, a first grader could put a more cohesive and deep thought on a piece of paper with a crayon.

The inept Kal goes on with "If we make a point to develop and deploy a fleet of unmanned drones, optimized for fighting pirates, not only is this economical and effective, the world's nations could contribute to a collective fund to pay for all of this; they can also be designed to ram any ship, and of course sink it."

So let me see if I have this correctly Kal. We pay to design the drones, build the drones, send the drones out and let them ram either a ship or a pirate and this will save us money? This might just be silly little me, but don't you think it would be more effective to design and construct a drone with a multifaceted weapons system so it could take out multiple targets instead of just one target at a time? This might also save money by using the same drones over again instead of smashing them to bits in a suicide run, don't you think?

But the brilliant lunacy of Kal is not complete without having Kal state the obvious for all to read and then laugh their asses off. Kal in all of his glowing brilliance and deep rooted toilet intelligence says "Problems which are always avoided, always get worse." No shit Kal?

Just when you though this IDIOT could not get anymore idiot Kal lays it all on the line to exceed his former stupidity.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kal is supposed to be an expert on terrorism and some sort of tactical planning genius? My ass. Kal lives in fantasy land with these nutty ideas he pulls out of his ass.

Kal is a boner said...

Wow this is just some great and inventive and highly creative thinking by Colonel Fucktard. No wonder no one takes Kal Korff seriously.

Drones, eh? Not like the military hasn't been using these things for years. Get a job Kal you loser.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Kal has thoroughly researched this subject and is familiar with the Kettering 'Bug' , a flying torpedo, that was in operation during WWI - that's 1918 folks!
Or maybe the Sojka III drone, currently being built in the Czech Republic!
Kal, the wheel was invented a long time ago.

Digger

Anonymous said...

Kal has posted on his website he is going to do a pay-per-view 'expose' of all his critics. Add this to the list of Kal's utter bullshit.

Kult of Kal said...

"...he is going to do a pay-per-view 'expose' of all his critics"

Add this to the other desperate ways Kal tries to scratch up some food money. Fucking pathetic.

Maybe I should do a pay-per-view of myself eating breakfast.
Or maybe a pay-per-view of my wife and I talking about what groceries to buy.
Or maybe a pay-per-view of me bringing up Kal's website and laughing my ass off.

Anonymous said...

219 IQ Korff seems to have forgotten that there are already UAV's that can fire (Hellfire) missles. There's no need to crash drones on pirate ships. Perhaps he didn't get the special secret services memo on that. Avimi (Avim for short) should be reprimanded and demoted.

Anonymous said...

The Law of the Sea Convention places limitations on daring action. Under Article 100 of the convention a warship has first to send an officer-led party to board a suspected pirate ship to verify any suspicions.
..................................

The above is quoted from the UN Charter on International Law of the Sea.
I'd love to see the reaction from the UN when they read Kal's brilliant proposal! Har-Har-Har!!

Digger

Anonymous said...

Kal is a pretty naive guy who clearly has no real grasp on how the world actually works. Then again what the fuck am I expecting from a crazy guy like Kal?

Squonkamatic said...

Nanobots and Kamikazi drones. This guy does come up with brilliant, original ideas stolen/borrowed/absorbed from others which can be found in any library or just by doing Google searches. That Kal K. Korff takes credit for them himself without acknowledging that they came from other people who actually thought them up is what makes him such an insufferable, self serviing asshole.

Anonymous said...

Kal, please run off somewhere and die. You're an embarrassing, predictable, miserable lump of shit, laughing stock the world over. No one takes you seriously. No one cares what you do. No one would give a shit if you fell off the face of the planet tomorrow. You're a joke, Kal. Do the honorable thing and end your pathetic existence now. Please.

Kal is a boner said...

Anyone see this?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,457626,00.html

Go ahead and let Kal consult the world on how to handle the pirates and this is the sort of shit we'll start seeing.

Leave terrorism to the experts nad professionals, Kal. The last thing we need are more wanna' be fucking idiots like you leading to more fuck ups.

If we need a terrorism pro we'll call anyone other than you. But if we need a complete fuck up, we got your number on hand and will call right away, Kal.

Anonymous said...

Glad to see that Kal Korf is still reliable when it comes to being delusional. I also noted Kal is still blaming the same people for the same tiresome stuff going on year three. Get a life Kal and stop stalking people.

Kult of Kal said...

Interesting article about how to spot to sociopath:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/markeaston/2008/11/spotting_a_sociopath.html


You read it ...you'll see Kal clearly fits the descriptions. Scary stuff.

Anonymous said...

"Pay-per-view" exposes by Korff. Yeah right Kal! I'm gonna spend my hard earned money on you doing what you always do, bitch and discredit people like a delusional maniac. Fuck off Kal!

Squonkamatic said...

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Anonymous said...

Kal is moving his website. Probably can't afford those high GoDaddy rates. Yes, I'm being sarcastic about the rates. lol!

Saw Kal claiming his Kevin Randle "software" is coming out. lol! If Kal was really interested in making this available he'd just post a list of the "1000 mistakes" he claims to have found. Time to face life Kal and ADMIT you DO NOT have 1000 mistakes to list. This is just like Kal having 10,000 English phrases for Czechs that have never surfaced.

Anonymous said...

Colonel Fuyckface didn;t keep a promise? I'm shocked! HA-HA-HA-HA!

Kal is a boner said...

Korff's m.o. is to not follow through on 99% of what his mouth promises. If someone made out a list of all the mistakes Korff made or promises he hasn't kept it would amount to terabytes.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff is a fuckhead