Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Desperate Kal Korff back with phony lawsuit threats

Looks like Kal K. Korff has come uncorked again and is back to his old game of dishing out bogus lawsuit threats to those who have exposed him. Kal has grown so desperate that he has chosen to claim that he will be going before a judge to make a sworn statement about his self alleged role in the O.J. Simpson murder trial and civil lawsuit. Perhaps someone might inform Kal as the legal consequence of false swearing. Of course we shall never see this supposed sworn statement because as usual with Kal it is his rather large mouth doing all the driving and we all know how Kal likes to make claims but then never has anything to prove those claims. Kal says it is up to the person making the claim to prove it yet Kal only applies those rules when it is convenient for him to do so.

Kal has come unglued over this whole O.J. Simpson claim since he has been unable to prove his self claimed involvement while others have done more than sufficient work debunking Kal's silly claims. Now Kal is back to threatening a lawsuit against Paul Kimball and Kal is so desperate for attention that he has thrown a childish fishing line in a poor attempt to bait Paul Kimball into a debate. hahahahahahahaa This is of course way after Paul Kimball's shredding Kal's claim of being an 'expert witness' in the O.J. Simpson civil trial. Poor old dumb and desperate Kal Korff is so angry over this that he will do anything to attempt to misdirect everyone from the fact that Paul Kimball made Kal look like an utter asshole which Kal is.

Instead of licking his wounds and acknowledging that he was never an 'expert witness' of any kind Kal has to 'get even' with Paul Kimball at any expense no matter how much embarrassment Kal brings upon himself with these continuing empty threats. No one has ever bought into your over the top legal threats Kal and for someone like you who says he has a high IQ it is clear you have not figured this out by now. Kal your Internet terrorism is not having any affect on anyone other than bringing all massive laughs at your childish antics and immature attempts to 'get even' with people.

So now Kal is AGAIN threatening to sue Paul Kimball. This would be funny as it has been in the past were it not for the fact that Kal has threatened to sue a number of people and has NOT ONCE FOLLOWED THROUGH. Kal you need a new gimmick to toss out there. How about you threaten to file a complaint against someone with their boss? Right! You've already done that ages old threat repeatedly and a complaint has NEVER been filed. Then how about you threaten to expose everyone who points out the obvious problems with your claims and say you could do this by claiming you have a twenty-five million dollar budget and some production deals? I forgot that you did this too. What about the nanobots? Silly me I remember this claim was BULLSHIT too.

And why is it that Kal wants to debate everyone? Everyone knows Kal won't show up and that he is just a huffer and puffer with no substance and nobody takes Kal for anything other than the flaming joke he is. And I saw that Kal is caliming that yet another book is coming out in just a mere four hours. that was of course hours and hours ago and here we are yet again with nothing from Kal but more and more of his big mouth jacking away with endless promises of this and that and this. Blab blab blab blab. How many more BOGUS photoshopped book and dvd covers are you going to treat us to Kal? How many more times will you promise something in just a few hours and never deliver? You're like a joke that's been told a million times over Kal, old and not at all funny. What a sad miserable existence you lead with no real future, no more book publishing deals, no college degrees, no real sense of self or identity, always blaming everyone else for your problems and misfortunes. How terrible it must be for you to wake up and crawl through the day in your pointless existence only being able to live in a fantasy to get through it instead of having to act like a reasonable and responsible adult while the people you target and harass with your fifth rate pettiness and childish threats have the lives you so desperately want to have but never will and all because you just can't help being a complete lunatic asshole.


Anonymous said...

Kal isn't going to sue anyone. First of all, he doesn't know how to, and secondly, he has to prove actual damages or the case will be tossed as frivilous.

Meantime, a few observations:

a) His website, shows 28 websites, whereas his site shows 36sites.

b) Last week, he was in Prague, next, he was in Oregon for the holidays, today he is 'on the road'.

c) His latest postings were on 25 Dec., just after midnight. I saw the first one at 6:45 EST on Dec. 24! Had he been in Oregon, it would have been posted at 3:45 PST. 00:23 was the exact local time in Prague!

d) His brother's lawsuit was filed on Feb. 25 this year. No trial date has yet been set. (How does one file an appeal before a trial verdict has been rendered?).

Each and every one of the above statements of Kal proves that he is an absolute LIAR of the highest order!!

Merry Christmas Kal, wherever you are.


Anonymous said...

Over 24 hours later and still no book release from Colonel Crackpot. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good old Kal is certainly reliable when it comes to dishing out complete bullshit. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Kal back to his old antics and threathening to sue. How predictable.

I started a thread about Kal Korff on the Above Top Secret forum;

Merry Christmas Kal.

Squonkamatic said...

This idea of "suing" someone just on the basis of Kal K. Korff's own wounded ego has been and always will be ridiculous. First there is the assumption that Kal K. Korff has the means to retain a lawyer who could win such a case for him in the first place. Then there is the assumption that said lawyer would find enough merit in Kal K. Korff's temper tantrum over the OJ Simpson case (can you imagine the look on the face of a lawyer being asked to take this seriously) to agree to represent him at the potential expense of their own reputation. Add to that the assumption that this legal whiz would be able to find a court willing to hear such a complaint and give it the time of day. All of that of course would be presumed before even having a judge or jury actually find in favor of Kal K. Korff and not laugh him out of the courtroom without an admonishment to never waste their time with something so absolutely frivolous & stupid ever again.

Finally there is the of spoken reality that KAL K. KORFF HAS NEVER SUED ANYBODY OR BROUGHT LEGAL PROCEEDINGS AGAINST ANOTHER PARTY FOR DEFAMATION/SLANDER EVER, NOT ONCE. He's a fartnknocker making more bullshit up in a vain attempt to avoid reality once again. He's a total complete absolute moron. No judge would ever be willing to hear any of this and would openly laugh before dismissing the case. It's ridiculous and retarded to even discuss it any further, though I realize that is sort of the purpose of this blog.

The only useful facet of this new drama is that once more it underscores how time and time how the discussion of whatever phenomenon is at hand becomes a discussion about Kal K. Korff. This isn't even about the Juice, his crimes or his victims, it's about Kal K. Korff and whether Kal K. Korff has actually done what Kal K. Korff has claimed that Kal K. Korff has done. It further trivializes the crimes and the fates of the victims and is a disgusting display of selfish arrogance that should only be regarded of a source of ongoing ridicule. It's sort of like the Brady Bunch: "Marcia Marcia Marcia, it's always about Marcia!"

Anonymous said...

I have an idea. Im going to start my own blog and write as much libelous and scandalous things about Kal I can, stuff that wont get printed here.

I want Kal to try and sue me so I can expose all of his lies and bullshit.

f1 Racer
Francis Underwood

Anonymous said...

Kal will never sue anyone.

When you see a lawyer about filing suit, the first thing you have to give him----unless it's a "slam dunk" personal injury lawsuit like getting hit by a drunk driver----is a check for the retainer, and that retainer is typically in the thousands of dollars. Kal doesn't appear to be flush with cash, so I doubt he could afford to sue someone even if he had a legitimate reason to do so.

He would also need to find a lawyer willing to handle his "case," and that would likely be a BIG problem. A competent attorney would recognize his claims were ridiculous, that he would look ridiculous by filing such a suit, and that a judge in a bad mood might well sanction him for filing a frivolous suit. Only a desperate "ambulance chaser" would take Kal's case.

By filing suit, Kal would open himself up to discovery and deposition by the opposing attorneys. While it would be great fun to have Kal answer questions under penalty of perjury about his membership in the "Special Secret Services"----and to have to produce all documents about that and his other claims----I suspect even Kal knows that would be like drenching himself in gasoline and then deciding to have a cigarette.

In short, this is just another hollow threat by a man who is obviously deranged.

Anonymous said...

What is particularly amusing is when Kal threatens to sue someone he always says he is going to do it in Europe and cites these ridiculous laws, such as all he has to do is prove you are wrong about something.

If that wee the case anytime I was wrong about geography, then I suppose a teacher in Europe could sue me. Kal clearly has no elementary knowledge about the law or what is actually involved in suing someone.

I also have noticed when Kal starts to say something bordering on or crossing the line into libel, Kal will always call it an "op-ed" piece and quickly proclaim it to be constitutionally protected speech. But when others do the same they are committing libel, slander, defamation, and whatever else Kal can imagine.

These obvious incongruencies from Kal show just how warped his little world truly is. Kal is right all the time and it is ok for Kal to harass, slander, libel, and defame others with his lies but it is not ok for people to criticize him in any healthy manner or point out the patent absurdity of his ridiculous proclamations. Criticize Kal and you'll doing something illegal, but when Kal slanders and threatens people he is righteous.

There is no arguing winning an argument with a crazy person.

Anonymous said...

"I have an idea. Im going to start my own blog and write as much libelous and scandalous things about Kal I can, stuff that wont get printed here.

I want Kal to try and sue me so I can expose all of his lies and bullshit.

f1 Racer
Francis Underwood"

This is the best idea I have seen here. Kal, rich or poor, has only got limited funds. Give him a bigass target and a sure thing. Make Kimball and friends look like a love pat.

I would suspect that someone could smear Korff and nothing would come of it. Fans of this blog might really have some great laughs if it got freaky. If Kal really went after you, like you say, you could expose his BS once and for all. Kal might even end up in jail. I say go for it! If you have nothing to lose if you don't have any money to start with. You might even get famous and get a real book deal. Who knows, but it seems this might really work to call Kal out.

Anonymous said...

If you need any help, if we can find material, research, make calls, etc., to help out your cause, I'm all for it.

Blog away my friend, blog away.

Anonymous said...

From Amazon: A review of "Secret Wars"

Ummm, What Book?, October 4, 2008
By B. Hudson "Space Ranger" (Mars) - See all my reviews

Normally, when one reviews a book one must first readit. I'd love to do that for this review, but contrary to what it says at the top of this page, this book has never been published. Moreover, Prometheus Publishing has publicly stated that they WILL NOT be publishing this book, ever.

I guess that makes "Secret Wars" like remote viewing: it doesn't exist now nor will it in the foreseeable future.

Anonymous said...

More from Amazon. How cheap is too cheap?

The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know by Kal K Korff

(Mass Market Paperback Mar 7, 2000)

Buy new: $6.99

48 - Used & new from $0.83

Anonymous said...

Here we are two days later and STILL NO BOOK from Kal as promised. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
Kal you are a petty joke at best. How long has Kal been promising to publish Secret Wars for now????? This dickwad doesn't miss a beat. I cannot even imagine what it must be like to live life as Kal lives it. Kal doesn't care how low he stoops or how much he embarrasses himself or how much of a moron he is. Must be nice to not have to deal with reality. Kal, you're a piece of trash and i keep waiting for someone to throw you in a pit.

Anonymous said...

Behold! My new libel Kal blog!

No censorship! feel free to libel, threaten, and otherwise harrass Kal all you want on my blog!

F1 racer

Anonymous said...

can we Anonymous on that blog? I can't figure out how to make that work.....

Anonymous said...

Sorry! forgot to set the blog to anon posts. Its ok now you can flame libel or threaten Kal now in the warm embrace of anonymity


Anonymous said...

Kal's latest book is now coming out today............never mind it was supposed to come out 4 hours ago and that was three days ago. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now Kal says his book is going to be broadcast and that a "major journalist" is involved! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Here again is Kal claiming that "maor" people are involved and he never names them because like Kal's imaginary S3 these people do not exist! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, just like his four book "trilogy" was going to be printed "later this year" years ago. Korff has no credibility.

squonkamatic said...

It's fascinating to see that while Mr. Israeli Super Duper Secret Spy Services was dicking around back home in Oregon the Israelis were preparing and launching the most significant military operation against Hamas ever. He didn't know about it and he certainly didn't have anything to do with it. This is one of the reasons why the Super Duper Services claim is a crock of steaming horse shit: The Israelis have actual security & defense issues to deal with and don't have time to waste on UFO frauds or people with whom an insignificant loser like Kal K. Korff may have created a personal conflict with.

Though I expect that now after posting these thoughts here we will be treated with a response from Kal K. Korff bragging about the significant role that his own intel work played in carrying out the strikes against Gaza. This while he was back home in either Oregon or Prague, depending upon who's time stamp you believe, having his book "published" by Kinko's. You'd think that someone holding the rank of Colonel in the Israeli intelligence services would have been a bit closer to the action, but since the whole Super Duper Secret Services claim is bullshit, there he was linking music videos to his web pages in his boxer shorts and flaming Paul Kimball for denying his OJ Simpson involvement while the bombs were dropping.

Anonymous said...

Good point about Colonel Numbnuts wasting time on UFOs, Bigfoot, and the Nigerian e-mail scam while Israel launches a bloody strike against Hamas. If Kal had any balls he would go to Israel and would be on the front lines instead of being a coward hiding in Prague. The real Israeli military would laugh in Kal's face. I guess this proves how much Kal is really dedicated to his converted heritage.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff is a disgrace to the true Israel and a slap to the face to those who have died! Pretender!!!

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff is the real world Walter from the big Lebowski, except the fictional character had more guts and brains than Kal. lol

Anonymous said...

Kal Korfffff is the Austin Powers of ufology......

Anonymous said...

No way is Korff Austin. Powers is way too cool. Korff is the "Fat Bastard" character from the films.

Anonymous said...

"It's fascinating to see that while Mr. Israeli Super Duper Secret Spy Services was dicking around back home in Oregon the Israelis were preparing and launching the most significant military operation against Hamas ever."

You fail to understand what a brilliant diversionary tactic that was! The Hamas leadership was thinking, "Colonel Korff is in Oregon, so we can relax! Israel will do nothing until he is available for duty!"

That's why Hamas was caught napping! Brilliant work as always, Colonel Korff!

Anonymous said...

Kal posts on his site that his latest book would be out later that day. That was on December 25th. 3 days later and still no book. lol You can always count on Kal not being on time and never delivering the goods.

Squonkamatic said...

That's why Hamas was caught napping! Brilliant work as always, Colonel Korff!

Yes! I see the wisdom in your post! I also suspect that the Israelis secretly deployed Colonel Kal K. Korff's NANOBOT COMPONENTS to target their weapons systems for maximum effect, since obviously on their own they would not have been capable of such precise use of military force! This is what SAPSTOE work is all about, and Colonel Kal K. Korff is definitely one SAPSTOE on the go. I believe we can look forward to having mighty Colonel Kal K. Korff's devoted staff reveal soon on his wildly popular websites that the Colonel will be decorated with Israeli service medals for his role in the Gaza operations, and that we might even get a YouTube video of the decorated Colonel addressing an assembly of Israeli dignitaries who traveled to Prague to thank him for his role in this highly successful operation.

The Colonel can tell them how honored he is to have been selected for these prized commendations and citations, swallow loudly several times into the throat mike as he interacts playfully with his rapt audience, and then outline his next mission for Israeli defense services in exposing the SLANDER and LIES of Paul Kimball, David Biedney, Royce Meyers III and "Major" Kevin Randle, who's collective ongoing consumer fraud is a much bigger threat to world stability than some third rate terrorist organization like Hamas or the rogue state of Iran.

Anonymous said...

Korff's Vol 1 book is ready for downloading on his site.....

Anonymous said...

I sense a KIAI review coming shortly. Unless F1 beats him to it lol

Anonymous said...

....surprising Korfffff's 'book' was late-to-press, as he always seemed to be a guy that suffered from 'premature releases'....

Anonymous said...

It looks like Kal K. Korff took a bunch of court documents, cobbled them together with some court photos, all the work of someone else, went off about why he hates Biednny, Meyers, and Randle and tossed them all into a pdf. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! No publisher would waste their time with this silly, mish mosh shit that doesn't deserve to be called a "book." Golly it sure takes brains to plagiarize. Nice job Colonel Numbnuts you fuckup wacko. And what was this nonsense about scripting out the defense attorney's closing statement??????? No lawyer would ever go for that ever and this is just more proff of what everyone already knows - Kal K. Korff is a fucking nut and liar. He's a liar because he never admits that his brother was found guilty and this is because this make Kal wrong and Bidenny, Randle, and Meyers right. Kal K. Korff is a coward, a liar, a fraud, a pretender, and a complete fucking nut.

Anonymous said...

Did I just really waste my time going over this latest bullshit from Korff? This latst bit from him is just more evidence of his faltering mental condition and his lack of skill as a writer of any sort.

Kal Crackhead korff said...

My take on Kal's 'book': barf gag fart I've found more interest in reading shit smears on toilet paper.

I. Am. Kal. said...

Digger, F1Racer,

Both of you guys -- please contact me on

I need help and I need a temporary channel outside this site.

Everyone else - all will come out when ready.

Kult of Kal

Anonymous said...

off Korff's site:

>>> 12,100 DOWNLOADS on 41 Web sites! CLICK IMAGE TO GET YOUR FREE COPY! <<<

Now it's 41 web sites! I suppose he's had a few people post "links" on their sites....?

I checked. While there are many web sites which link, or mention Korff, the vast majority are not pro Korff, as one would expect.

41 sites.... What an idoit.

Hey Kal, please copy and paste a "book" together for me too.

Why give this important information away for free Kal? Oh, that's right, because nobody would pay for this cobble job.

Lastly, Kal now states that his "Secret Wars" will be published in 2009 as a... tada! 6 volume set! Whoopee!

Somebody needs to call that publisher again and ask them what the "new" status is of this book series release.......

Anonymous said...

Dec 29, 2008

from the critical site:

>>> 13,294 Downloads on 46 Web Sites <<<

from the Kal Korff site:

>>> 12,100 Downloads on from 41 web sites <<<

Critical Thinkers lists "web sites" = 35

Kal Korff lists "web site" =

I'm not good at math but I can't get any of this to add up?

Please help a guy out!

Anonymous said...

I have a hunch those 13294 downloads have to be divided by the 46 websites, then you get 289 - a more reasonable number.

Anonymous said...

Anyway to locate and identify those 46 websites?

SonofaBadger said...

Did I really just waste 10 minutes of my life scanning the 147 pages of "Volume I"?

Lord, I need help.

Korff, however,appears to be beyond help at this point. Who wants to contact Kurtis Korff's appointed counsel and ask about Kal writing the entirety of his closing argument??

Anonymous said...

Contact the lawyer.............

Anonymous said...

The website stats posted by Kal get even more hilarious. From it is now 12,100 downloads from 41 sites. From is is now 13,438 downloads from 46 sites. Jesus fucking Christ Kal, try getting your math straight you twit. I didn't download the book because I just could not bring myself to the pain of trying to wade through Kal's horrible writing.

Rick said...

I just punished myself by reading through that piece of shit Kal Korff has the nerve to call a book. All Kal has succeeded in doing is showing the entire world that he has the literary skill of a fern. I've seen better written research papers from high school freshmen and more honesty from a pedophile in a schoolyard.

This book (I cringe at ever using the word to describe this piece of trash Kal Korff has rigged together) is the sort even a "print it yourself" publisher would be embarrassed to print.

Essentially all Kal has done is taken a PowerPoint presentation compiled by someone else, some court documents compiled by soeone else, some court photos taken by someone else, a few Googled articles written by someone else, and has mixed them together in a and discombobulated 147 page poo fest.

Kal spares no room in dragging Kevin Randle, Royce Meyers, and David Bideny through the mud by making one of the farthest stretches I have ever seen by trying to tie them into a police shooting they have nothing to do with, all because apparently they dared to have an opinion or made a comment about it at some time. Kal should be prepared to get sued because were I ever mentioned in that manner my lawyer would sue Kal for every last i-Pod, third grade science award, and newspaper clipping he owns. Why someone hasn't sued that lying slanderer Kal Korff at this point is puzzling.

This thing Kal has put out is so incredibly painful I would rather take a wire coat hanger, straighten it, and use the hook part to remove my own brain through an ear than subject anyone else to this babbling ball of bullshit Kal Korff has concocted.

Kal Korff is not an author, a researcher, or an investigator of any sort of caliber, and he really never was. If you go look through his previous works you will see books with large fonts, oft used capital letters, liberties taken with previous works and no credit given, and a million other amateur marks consistent of someone who has no extended education or real experience in literature or research.

I'm an opponent of the Billy Meier case, but Kal Korff's Meier book is chock full of mistakes and baseless proclamations led not by research, but by Kal Korff's own ego and desire to steer the evidence toward his own belief.

Kal Korff once had a little credibility, and I emphasize little. But through his own antics, wild claims, and publicly broadcast delusions he is only viewed, even by the skeptics who once supported him, as nothing more than a discredited wacko nutjob living on the fringes.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Well, close the blog, it's all been said...!

Anonymous said...

New shocking revelations about Kal, his brother, and his father!!