Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Need a translation for this

Could someone please translate this page? I know it appears to be about Kal being an alleged THIEF and alleged LIAR where he was accused of STEALING and committing FRAUD. Any help would truly be appreciated!

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

For the first time in fifteen history Cables and Simms Ltd. noted the possible collusion of one customer. His name is: Kal Korff.

Kal Korff (American, a journalist) are introduced as associate companies ProVás Agency Ltd. 22.4.2008 First off the lack of value of goods and paid him cash, the document was issued at his request on the company ProVás Agency Ltd. Second, 22.5.2008 went for more supply 47,250 USD, again with the document at the same company, this time to maturity, but never, even after many failed to pay the urgency.

We contacted a representative of the company Agetura ProVás Ltd. Mr. Vojtěch Sedláček in the domain that is the person entitled to repayment of debts. Mr. Sedlacek we have confirmed our suspicions - Kal Korff is not and never has been their colleague, only in the past carried out by an external agency in teaching English.

We Konforntovali Mr Kala Korffa with these facts and warning that the fact we. Were constantly pushing the date of payment (or repayment of outstanding goods), and finally Mr. Korff came to threats to our address - from giving to the Tax Office, Police of the Czech Republic, U.S. amabasádu, haunting known lawyers to threats from an alleged associate of the Israeli secret service .

In examining the cases we have acquired the belief that it is very likely that similar "problems" with Mr. Kale Korffem may be more bodies in the Czech Republic. If you need or interest to address the matter with us, please contact us credit@cables.cz.

Case Cables and Simms s.r.o. versus Kal Korff is strictly one reason - to draw attention to the potential bad payers, and to compel him to settle obligations or returning goods. Any other activities of the master ABSOLUTELY us not

. It is a list of goods and their serial numbers, which is still held by the cables and Simms Ltd. and which will be reported to the Police of the Czech Republic and the Apple service database that could be identified.

Anonymous said...

That isn't all of it. It looks as though the article was updated at one point as I noticed a reference to a mailing address in Oregon for what appears to be someone named Dorothy Toone. Who is this person and what is her connection to Kal?

I.Am.(Not).Kal said...

I'll translate the update/missing piece....

Warning: Kal Korff - dodger?
12.09. 2008 | Cables years Simms Co.

UPDATE (3.12.2008)

Goods has not yet been paid.

UPDATE (23.9.2008)

Kal Korff asked about the invoice for the goods to another person to deduct VAT (exports outside the EU) in the name of Mrs. Dorothy Toon, c / o DotJoss, 993 Bailey Drive, Oregon, USA 97527. She was exposed to advance invoice and sent to his address ...

I.Am.(Not).Kal said...

I think it's pretty clear who is Dororthy Toon, or "Dorot" as Kal often refers to her.... that is KKK's mommy.

She remarried.

And our big thanks to Cables & Simms for printing mom's name and address. :)

Anonymous said...

So deadbeat Kal sent the invoice to his mother so she could pay it?????

Anonymous said...

What a total piece of shit Kal is.

I think Ill call his mom


F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

Korff lets his mommy pay for all the Mac hardware? What a joke! Mr. Special-Secret-Service Agent/Colonel with his $25 mil budget runs to mommy for money... What a tool, incredible.

Anonymous said...

Kal's mother:

Dorothy J. Toone
993 Bailey Dr.
Grants Pass, OR 97527-5305
(541)956-9396

Digger

Anonymous said...

Kal's father:

Kalvin Kern Korff
70 Sarcedo Way
American Canyon, CA 94503
(707)643-0502

Digger

Anonymous said...

Now Kal is claiming his piece of shit Pdf file was a trap to ensnare his critics! HAHAHA! And now Kal is going before yet another judge to make a sworn declaration that he is a colonel!! HAHAHA! Wasn't he supposed to do this like a few years ago or something? Kal also mentions that he is supposed to be acting as an expert in some court case. If the attorney on the other side does a simple internet search for Kal's name they will have a field day trouncing Kal's crazy ass! HAHAHA! How many more times can Kal keep claiming to be publishing a book and getting all this interest? You know what they say about insanity, that the person keeps doing the same shit expecting different results but never gets them. HAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

Bailiff: All rise. Court is now in session.
Clerk: Mr. Korff, please raise your right hand. Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give is the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God.
Korff: I do
Judge: Mr. Korff, your petition states that you wish to verify your claim of being a Colonel in the Special Secret Services. Is that so?
Korff: Yes, your Honor
Judge: Please present your evidence to that effect.
Korff: Here is the affidavit I wrote confirming it.
Judge: OK, do you have any further independent evidence from the organization to verify your claim?
Korff: No, your Honor
Judge: Any other persons that can verify your claim?
Korff: No Sir
Judge: Then without further substantiating evidence, the petition is hereby denied. Case dismissed.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wonder what kind of games Korff is playing. Glancing over his website this morning it seems that he's also "baiting" people. That in turn makes me wonder what Kal is expecting from his supporters but also his antagonists. If Korff is a chaotician then I must congratulate him, if he expects in the final run to have some audience that says 'ok, I understand what you're about' then he really needs to magicly conjure something out of his hat. The road he takes now leaves him very options.

Anonymous said...

*insert "few" in last sentence*

Anonymous said...

Message for Kal:

Mr. Korff, I would like to purchase some of your Nanobots for scientific research purposes. However, due to the current stock market situation I am a little strapped for cash at the moment. However, I have this lovely world famous bridge in Brooklyn that I would trade for 100 each Nanobot units. I will contact you privately if this is agreeable to you. Please advise.

Sam X.

Anonymous said...

From Kal's site:

How to Get YOUR Nano Stuff

Here's the offer: FOR THE SUM OF FIVE HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS PER NANO PIECE, UFO WatchCat WILL SEND TO ANY PERSON WHO WANTS TO ORDER ONE, THIS NANOTECHNOLOGY MATERIAL, ALONG WITH A FULL DESCRIPTION.

The material has a GUARANTEE, — IF IT IS NOT "THE REAL DEAL" THEN YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL THE POLICE, who WILL promptly act and prosecute if the material is NOT real!

OF COURSE NO ONE WILL, BECAUSE THE MATERIAL IS GENUINE, AND WE WERE ALWAYS TELLING THE TRUTH.

Rob, where's the findings of your investication into that material? Kal says he sent you something, you said hew did to. Problem is, nobody knows what the material is?

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff does not have any nanobot components. This offer is ridiculous because nobody would ever trust sending Kal $500.00 after the i_pod and Apple laptop stunt he pulled. You want conjuring then here it is from Kal who is cooking up more of the same crazy ass shit so he can keep pretending his delusions are real. How is daddy these days Kal?

Anonymous said...

>>> BECAUSE THE MATERIAL IS GENUINE, AND WE WERE ALWAYS TELLING THE TRUTH. <<<

Because, Kal said so.

Sorry Kal, that just ain't good enough.

Rob? You need to help your buddy out here. He's sinking fast.

Anonymous said...

Sinking fast? The fool drowned a long time ago.

Anonymous said...

Anyone in the market for Nanobot components? Prices range from $0.75 to $3.95 each. Available in Europe from:
Solarbotics Co., BittyBot, or RobotMaker, to name a few.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone catch that little ploy that Kal pulled on Cables & Simms?
He listed an address as Dorothy Toon c/o DotJoss...etc. The address given is correct, being his mother's current address, but no such person as Dot Joss lives in Grant's Pass or anywhere near there, or never has. A Charles Joss family (with no one named Dot or Dorothy) lived there years ago, but is now in Iowa.
Kal's purpose? To deceive, by making one believe that his mother lived elsewhere and that it would be all but impossible to locate her!
Fact is, SHE lives at that address along with her current husband Val R. Toone!

Digger

Anonymous said...

While I'm on a roll here, did anyone catch Kal's live segment on the xzone program early Thursday AM? Highlights:

> He is sending Rob some more Nanobots.
> His new writings re his brother Kurtis's case will now consist of 7 (seven) volumes.
> He accurately predicted the Israeli airstrikes against Hamas months ago.
> He claims to have proof that a circle consists of 720 degrees, not 360.

Digger

Anonymous said...

What kind of son would drag his poor mother into all of this? I feel sorry for the lady having to put up with Kal's scheming and other nonsense. No son who truly loved and respected his mothr would ever pull such a stunt. Shame on you Kal for embarrassing your mother and family. Between Kal and his brother it is a must wonder how the mother hasn't had a stress related stroke or heart attack yet!

Anonymous said...

From Korffo's site: "You see, when people attack any AUTHOR of a book, myself in this case, as a PERSON, INSTEAD OF THE FORENSIC INFORMATION PRESENTED IN THE BOOK, THEY ARE GUILTY OF MISSING THE POINT."

Missing the point like Korffo's brother being locked up in prison doing 40 months for being a bag of shit convicted felon? Come clean now Korffo and confess to the world that your brother is guilty and he even pled guilty to being a convict with a weapon. Korffo needs to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth and we know that will never happen becausehe will have to admit he is wrong and an ego-maniacal asshole like Korffo can't allow that to happen.

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows and Kal makes it perfectly clear that he is absolutely full of shit and completely fucking crazy. Kal needs to get some extremely serious professional psychological help in my opinion. Even crazy people need to be accountable to a degree even an utter maggot like Kal Korff.

Anonymous said...

http://yogini.wordpress.com/2007/09/13/why-are-there-only-360-degrees-in-a-circle/

Anonymous said...

"From Korffo's site: "You see, when people attack any AUTHOR of a book, myself in this case, as a PERSON, INSTEAD OF THE FORENSIC INFORMATION PRESENTED IN THE BOOK, THEY ARE GUILTY OF MISSING THE POINT."

Excuse me Korff? How many "authors" did you directly attack, as a PERSON, not only criticised their work but also directly threatend with impending lawsuits? I suppose there's one standard for you and one standard for the rest of us, you fat hypocrite fuck.

Anonymous said...

Kal did everything other than simply present the info. Kal went to lengths to bash the people he calls his critics by attacking them personally and professionally. That thing Kal calls a book is nothing close to resembling anything close to a book. It is Kal raging on and raging against everything he thinks is wrong with the world. Kal needs to face the stark reality that his brother is guilty of committing a felony crime and his brother is rightfully serving out the sentence handed to him by a judge afer his brother was convicted by a group of peers.

Nothing Kal posts to the internet is going to change that. Nothing. Kal can rage on and make all the threats he wants. Notice how Kal claimed he was funding his brother's legal defense and that Kal supposedly went and did some sort of reconstruction at the crime scene? Kal claimed the lawyers were going to shred the prosecution? Funny how Kal's brother had to rely on taxpayers to fund his defense and Kal never testified in court about this supposed reconstruction. What happened to the nanobot investigation Kal? I thought Kal said his brother would be exonerated? So now Kal's brother has to sue the cops he tried to run over with a car? Kal preaches about people taking responsibility but Kal doesn't apply what he preaches to his own kin. I thought Kal said his brother was just an innocent hitch hiker? Wait. i forgot. Kal changed his story about that too.

Fuck off Kal you miserable piece of shit.