Saturday, February 14, 2009
Happy Valentine's Day Kal you loser!
So what will Kal Korff do on Valentine's Day? Maybe take Martina out to Burger King whil ehe dins on a vlaue meal and she is only allowed to buy anything ninety-nine cents and under? Perhaps Kal will while he stomps through a graveyard taking pictures of ghosts lift some flowers off a grave for that girl he's been watching for a while now. But I doubt it. Poor dumb Kal can't even keep a former fellow coworker from "stealing" his girlfriend! I'm not being mean here and those are Kal's OWN WORDS from his OWN NUTTY VIDEO where he pranced around an empty room pretending to give a speech. Yes Kal I am so very sure the "Israeli delegation" you claimed was present was so very concerned that some guy swooped in and took your "girlfriend" right out from under your nose. ahahahahahahahahhahaa
I think Kal is likely spending this romantic day alone dreaming and well doing whatever it is that a fruitcake like him does when he is alone. YUK! I don't even want to think about it!
Kal is likely tucked away in his apartment scheming new ways to get even with his "kritics" and dreaming of becoming someone of importance like he was in the good old days when he was publishing shitty literature, jumping to conclusions, regurgitating the works of other people and weaseling his way onto to television shows because really making the Leeza show was just a monumental moment in our history that no one will forget and ---wait --- Kal was on Leeza???? Oh Kal how your glory days are gone. No more real media, no more books being published, no more lecturing in places where there are actually REAL PEOPLE in the audience, where did it all go wrong Kal? WHERE? I'll give you a hint here Kal --- go watch your own videos though I think if someone were to come up to you and smack you in the head you still wouldn't get it you crazy little twit you aren;t even good enough to get on the Jerry Springer show! ahahahahahhaa What that's Kal? You didn't know about Jerry Springer's producer turning down your offer to come on the show and expose the truth? ahahahahahaahahh
I'd send that lonely babbling bastard Kal some chocolates but he's so inept he'd pobably take an hour unwrapping a piece only to choke on it. Speaking of choking I hope Kal doesn't overwrench the chicken on this glorious day.
Kal Kal Kal. Oh my where did it all go so wrong for you? Where?
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY KAL YOU LONELY LITTLE NUT!