Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Balls....

August 26, 2016

We could go on and on re-editing Korff's videos, etc. We think not, we're as bored as the rest of you. We will assist Kalvin in making a better video, Kalvin, it's called the Law of Thirds, you dumb fuck. Look at the space above your bulbous head, you see that VAST amount of space above your head, the violates the Law of Thirds in video productions. At least get the basics right Kalvin.


Various Claims - August 24, 2016

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I'm Humble, Motherfucker!

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A Bigfoot Korffer chimes in.

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Credit to Henry B. May IV‎, link to his YouTube Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS9Z9Ij7Y1DkQh-oO0iuhAg

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Korff's audio, his words in this new video are so classic. Korff is talking about Korff. Klassic!

Anonymous said...

WAG

Kalvin posted this 8 hours ago:

Kal Korff 8 hrs · So Facebook says I am a "moderate" -- sorry to disappoint bozos who stupidly thought I was a "NeoCon" or a "Republican." Never have been, never will be. I DO ADMIT that I USED to be a Democrat, but I left the party during the last year of Bill Clinton's second term in office, feeling then (as I do still now all these years later) that America desperately needs a viable third party alternative since only two parties are wholly responsible for destroying this great country - the Republicans and Democrats. This is why I won't vote for either Clinton nor Trump this time around. I don't like election "choices" between two lousy candidates.


And who cares.... 2 people clicked the LINK button.

Moron.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I long for those days when blubber butt would scream and bounce off the walls!

David Biedny!!! I called the FBI because YOU ( and Biedny who was Jewish) THREATENED TO BEAT ME UP ... A JEW! YOU ARE ANTI-SEMETIC!!!!!

Kevin Randle, YOU ARE A COWARD BECAUSE YOU WON'T DEBATE ME! MY ANTI-ROSWELL BOOK IS THE BEST SELLING BOOK ON ROSWELL ...... EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Don Ecker, YOU SUPPORT TORTURE!!! (he supported water boarding) YOUR ATTEMPT TO LURE ME ON YOUR SO-CALLED RADIO SHOW IS A JOKE!!! I AM TOO SMART TO FALL FOR IT!!

I REPORTED ALL YOU HATERS TO THE FBI AND JUST WAIT ... I AM GOING TO SUE ALL OF YOU JUST LIKE I SUED BIEDNY, RANDLE AND ECKER!!!!!! Just wait ... YOU WILL ALL FIND OUT WHAT ASSET FORCLOSURE IS!!!!!!


Mommy, somebody on the internet doesn't like me ...... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

Klassic Korff Post Right There!

Anonymous said...

720 days Past Due on that book or series of books Tubby. Like, where is that book you lying fuck?

Anonymous said...

Kee-rist! He is one very Goofy looking Fucker!

No Kal, You Can't CyberStalk Me Either said...

I like how he tries to sound all gentle & friendly, like Mr. Rogers. Only its a psycho barely containing his rage.

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

how about an episode of Is "It Really True?" asking if Kal K. Korff was really ever a colonel in the Super Duper Services and if he ever really tried to claim that he was having Thanksgiving dinner "with the troops" on Facebook for attention. And if wearing US military rank insignia he did not earn as part of a Super Duper Services "uniform" was indeed stolen valor, even if he wore the insignia sideways like the fuckwit he really is


send that to your FBI for investigation

Anonymous said...

Poor dumb Kal. Remember that claim where he said he had $25mil from a Saudi prince? ROTFLMFAO Kal would be lucky if a camel let Kal suck its dick. Everyone knows you are a lying piece of shit Kal. You have no credibility Kal and you've burned every decent bridge you might have had and this is why you keep going to these other countries thinking you can escape it all and start over. Luckily you won't be able to victimize people as easily thanks to this blog and the internet. You lying coward Kal. How did Art Bell's dick taste the night you had to suck it and swallow on international radio in front of millions of listeners? LMAO You got owned by Art and we're talking about a guy who speaks into a microphone all night and smokes cigarettes in a trailer in the middle of the desert. LMFAO You fucking loser Kal. You never had $25mil let alone 2 pennies to rub together you broke fuck. Special Secret Services? Everyone knows you are a fucking pussy Kal and everyone knows you have to make up this kid fantasy bullshit because you're a little bitch. You make me sick you pathetic creep.

Anonymous said...

Kal calling Hillary Clinton a liar??? Congratulations Kal! You're a liar too! Difference between you and Hilary is she's relevant, has power, and she has money. You have none of those not to mention that Hilary would take a strap on and treat you like her own personal little bitch. Problem is you'd probably like it and ask for seconds.

Kal you are a sad artifact that has not evolved or adapted well at all. You are a pretender in every sense of the word and not in any sort of good way. Kal you are a liar and a thief and a hypocrite of the worst kind. Just be brave for once in your cowardly life and admit to all the wrongs you've committed. Apologize. Confess. I know this will never happen but with the right kind of meds you might actually have an epiphany. I know. Hard to believe that would ever happen but there is always a 0.0002% it could happen.

Everyone knows you are a liar and not a very good human being on any level. You tried to ruin people's lives with your need to get even and it has failed every time. Your poorly orchestrated and juvenile attempts to marginalize people you hate have all failed. Why? Because you are a low life just like your brother. It just happens you have never been arrested. That really is the only difference between you and your scumbag brother. In fact your brother is actually better than you because at least he doesn't try to hide the fact that he's a dirtbag and he doesn't pretend to be a decent person. You do Kal.

Not only are you a scumbag Kal you are a joke on every adult level possible. You have no college degree. You have no real or original success in your life. You had to resort to lying about your life trying to sell false accomplishments. You have had to ride the coattails of everyone else in a sad and pathetic attempt to somehow justify your awful existence. Everyone knows you didn't do shit at Apple or Claris and left the company as a disgraced liar and pretender. Everyone knows you were a sub paid and subpar computer contractor employee at LLNL who would have never gotten clearance to work there had you been checked out a little closer. You were a worker bee at Boeing. Everyone knows you tried and failed at being some sort of flying saucer star. Crash and burn again.

You just aren't really good at anything. Short of being able to breath on your own you are a failure on every other level. So just stop Kal. Just stop embarrassing yourself. Watching you do all of this silliness is just painful. You have to be close to hitting 60 and just to think for all those years you have been met with nothing but failure after failure. You can't even function on any sort of normal level in a foreign country let alone your home country. I'd ask Kal that you take a good deep and objective look at yourself but know that your narcissism and craziness just won't let you. Reality is Kal you are viewed as an oddity piece of entertainment who has had the tables turned on him and righteously so considering the number of years you tried to publicly burn people down for your own petty ego.

Anonymous said...

WAG

Another It It Really Total Shit, if you care to look.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcroI-Ca1Q

Investigate This, Korff said...

As unprofessional a delivery as 10 views would warrant. All "news items" covered are known Kal Korff obsession topics. My favorite part is when he explains what DNA means.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTUvkNstM14

I am however encouraged by seeing that some of the flurry of "DW NewsCaps" hosted by Kal Korff have ZERO views. Nobody is watching any of this. Not in India, not anywhere. Complete and udder failure by a vial amature. All we have to do is wait for Manish to get tired of enabling it.

Anonymous said...

more good news in that it looks like the much bragged about Kal Korff TV show has also tanked. no new "episode" in 2 weeks. guess word got around that he was a creep.

no movie either or movie trailers. just korff blabbering about burkinis (which are not worn by women in India), hillary clinton (who is an American political figure unrelated to India) and, lol, the loch ness monster.

par for the course. what a loser.

Anonymous said...

http://dailyworld.in/kal-korffs-biographgy/

Anonymous said...

note the misspelling in the link above, which is the correct link ... what fucking idiot posted that page, we wonder

Anonymous said...

another web page awaiting our attention


https://www.librarything.com/author/korffkalk

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the link. Yes, this needs a Korffing hand.

Developing....

Korffing SYndicate