Monday, August 8, 2016

Kalvin's Myth About Money

A Korffer asked if they have a McDonald's in India. Well, lookie here, right in Kalvin's new home-town of Chandigarh. Of course Kalvin  has already been there many, many times. Your girth don't lie.


More empty promises and trolling FB for attention and praise.



More terrible attempts to stay relevant.



Here's the link to the original tripe if you must:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD_pvZgWcX0

16 comments:

niedermeyer said...

IS IT REALLY STUPID?

Anonymous said...

once again, obviously sitting at a table or desk in a small room with solid walls offering no sound absorption, using a low definition webcam type device, utilizing a simple matt/composite tool to superimpose kalvin's sweaty face onto a low resolution graphic, this one animated to look like a busy broadcast facility (the sound of kelvin's voice echoing off the walls does not match the size of the room suggested by the background image). the amateurishly constructed overlong introduction that just goes on and on and on and on, as if its intent is to confuse & isolate the viewer so they can be snake hypnotized by the stale dead eyes of a madman not trained in stage delivery ...

all hallmarks of a loser on you tube desperate for attention. 30-50 viewers is not validation. its failure.

Anonymous said...

30-50 viewers is not validation. its failure.

Anonymous said...

Solid boredom with a big bag full of who cares. I would advocate Kal go directly for the gold in a 12 part series of two hour episodes exploring his contributions to the world & hi lighting his many accomplishments. Including his work as a counterintelligence officer trained in special ops tactics.

Anonymous said...

Now that would be a ground breaking production.

Anonymous said...

WAG

On August 7 at 3:03pm Kalvin posted to his wall that Ep 1 of his "new" show was up and ready to watch.

How many people clicked the like button since then?

1

Anonymous said...

Damn, now it is past 700 days that the fat bastard still has no book or series of books, no so called radio show, no so called movie, and now a TV show? This turd really must have water on the brain or something, eh? What a total turd, what a mar-oon, what a pain in the ass. Of course I suppose we should thank him for keeping the hair dye biz solvent though.

Do they have McDonalds in India? Hey ... Supersize those fries darling, and yea ... while you are at it ... let me have another Big Mac ... oh and 2 Quarter pounders ... pleeeese ....

Anonymous said...

I love how Kal insists that he is doing television to people who know better but are too concerned about his fragile mental capacity to confront him on it. Like a little boy who insists he has a pet dinosaur. Who wants a melt-down over something so silly. "That's nice, dear. Now go wash up for lunch. If you are good I will make you a yummy brontosaurus burger."

Anonymous said...

Aww, the ex-kolonel can't stop being a debunker.

Anonymous said...

There is no television show, Kal, and you know it.

it won't work kal said...

kal could have had his own real legit television talk show or series or film projects etc right here in the USA with all the fixins if he just hadn't have lied, abused, conned, and manipulated so many people that he suddenly had to flee North America to hide out wherever he could find a hole wide enough to crawl into. if the price of being free of his loathsome presence in the legit broadcast media is knowing he is making squirrely little pinhead delusional idiot videos for you tube and calling it "television" or "movies" i'd say that's an even trade. in fact we even score as he looks SOOO stupid, trying to be all serious and authoritative.

it won't work kal. not now, not back then, not ever. you had your chance to be a media celebrity and pissed it away.

Anonymous said...

WAG

Kalvin's been off FB for 3 days. This after promising to finish his movie for rel;ease.

Oh boy!

Anonymous said...

Did kal happen to mention which theaters his movie would be playing in? india has all sorts of movie theaters. and did kal mention who was distributing it in North America? just wondering how many screens this will be on for opening weekend. And if all else fails where do we obtain the commercially pressed DVD release?


OR IS IT ALL JUST ANOTHER LIE

Anonymous said...

It'll be on KalTube.

Anonymous said...

So Kal's media giant can't afford a decent camera and mic set up??? Hahahahahahahahahahahah! Oh Kal you big dumb cunt.

Anonymous said...

they also apparently can't afford actual "guests" for kal to sexually harass on camera