Are you really this dim-witted Kal????????

Please oh please oh plase make Kal K. Korff just stop! this is getting bloody fucking painful. This is from Kal's facebook page. I kid you not!!

" Jews are both a race and a religion, at least some of them."

"As far as I know by pure definition, it is NOT possible to be a "Jew" and NOT be religious." This gets better when Kal's uncle chimes in and tells Kal he is indeed full of it.

Now this may seem like a silly question but why in the hell would Kal ever allow people to find out who his family members are if he is so highly involved in fighting terrorists????? Kudos to you SAPASS for showing everyone just how utterly stupid you are.

How much more stupidity from that immbecile Kal K. Korff must we endure?? Kal you are simply one of the most ignorant blokes alive. I'd ask Kal how he reach such heights in stupidity but I cannot imagine being subjects to his brainless responses.

Kal K. Korff is a TOOL!!

Bloody hell!! I just read a bit of Kal's facebook and the guy is an absolute tool!! Here we have Kal K. Korff who claims to be some sort of computer expert who also claims to have worked at Apple and for the Claris Corporation. If Kal is a computer expert and involved in fighting consumer fraud and is some sort of terrorism expert how is it then that Kal K. Korff DOES NOT KNOW what phishing is??????? Kal's own words from facebook " Pardon my ignorance, but HOW does this Phishing work? I am aware of phony FB emails, etc., I always delete them. But from WITHIN Facebook? Whatever happened to FB's security?"

AHAHAHAHHHAAAAHAHAA!! Are you fucking kidding here Kal? No of course not because only a fuck wit numb skull dolt pretending to be something he is not would ask this sort of question. And we all know the apparent TRUE STORY behind Kal's ludicrous claims of being involved with some of these computing companies such as short employment and third party contract work and Kal's apparent stint as a phone tech support person all blown far out of proportion by Kal to reimagine himself as some sort of computer expert. My own computing skills are not very good but even I know what phishing is!!

And Kal does know how to inflate things such as making a telephone call to his Internet website provider into a "technical meeting" involving "we" which amounts to 2 people n the phone with one of them being Kal! And then Kal has this on facebook saying " Hi, Web site will be back online with NEW STUFF and new books READY TO BE DOWNLOADED on Tuesday, 14 April. Until then I will deliberately keep it offline, so that when it comes BACK online, its content and the FREE DOWNLOADS will be available from more than one Internet location, which will eliminate "game playing" by the parties being exposed. :-)"

The last line seems to be Kal admitting that Michael Horn bloke did indeed shut down Kal. And Kal leaves us with the ever so dependable deadline that he will of course without fail never meet.

I proclaim it to be so that Kal K. Korff is a TOOL!!!!

Kal Korff gets OWNED by arch rival!!!! ahahahaha!!

Well well now it looks like the mighty all knowing Special Secret Services and their star agent Kernal Crispy Kream Pants have been taken down by ahahah by ahhhhaaaa by a flying saucer believer!!! ahahhhaaahhhaaahahahahah

While Kal Korff tells his version on facebook saying his Internet website was suspended because of some computer issue or some other nonsense. Kernal Koward's arch nemesis and flying saucer believer Michael Horn is claiming responsibility for having Kernal Kreampuff's website suspended.

Goodness now just who do I believe here? A guy roaming Prague pretending to be a special agent for an organization he has clearly invented? Or do I perhaps believe a guy who promotes some flying saucer story? Goodness this is such a tough choice but I am going to have to go with the flying saucer bloke here.

I think Kal has been caught in YET ANOTHER LIE!! ahahahahhhhaaaahahaha So the Special Secret Services gets its ass kicked by a flying saucer fellow! ahahhhhaaahahahahha

OFFICIALLY SUSPENDED!!! Kal Korff website gets the boot!!

!!!!!!SUSPENEDED!!!! Well well it looks like one of two things have happened here now. That idiot Kal Korff has opened his fat mouth once too often and someone has shut him down or Kal failed to pay his bill. Hard to say which it might be. ahahahahahaaahhhaaa

I am sure this will evolve into some big story Kal will tell us all about how some terrorists got to his site and he had to cancel a debate because of it and he was uncover and you all know how Kal spins this nonsense up.

So where are the big bad special secret services now? ahahahahhhaaahahahaa For a bloke who claims to have all of these connections and this huge iq and all the rest it sure seems odd that someone could just unplug Kal's festering little website. ahahahhhaaaaahahahaha It looks like Internet website terrorist Kal K. Korff will have to rely on facebook now. Perhaps the website is just the beginning and facebook is next? ahahahhhaaaa Where is your secure Isreali Internet website server now? ahahhhaaaahaha

You are a joke Kal.

Facebook fun with Kernal Kolon

I do think instead of pointing out the obvious and repeat rantings of Kal Korff that I would start doing something more fun like taking Kal's own words from this facebook like this dandy I found today "They don't gave genetically modified stuff here, not as many chemicals nor preservatives. When I returned to the USA years ago for a filming, I ate what I used to and didn't feel well. Couldn't believe I ate what I used to, but then again I didn't consume anything everyone else doesn't"

So they don't gave eh? ahahahahahhhaaahhhahahahaaa

Now my writing and grammar is deplorable but then I do not pretend to be a teacher or a writer like Kal pretends to be. And before Kal syas he is a writer because he had some books published last century and hasn't done anything new since this does not make one a writer. I tried to wade through Kal's terrible writing in his column and a book. It gives one a headache and diarrhea the writing is so horrible. Does anyone else have a Kernal Kornhole facebook moment to share? ahahahahahahaa I am sure ther are too many! ahaahhaaa

Kernal Kondom should write a book on excuses

This idiot Kal Korff should consider a future in writing a book on the world's most idiotic excuses for everything as Kal can only do one thing to keep his imaginary world in line and that is to make excuses for it all. Kal wrote on facebook that a man in a car was parked outside of his home. Of course Kal says that he really doesn't have a single home but has many places to stay because he doesn't stay in one place for security reasons. ahahahahaha what a load of goat shit. Now little Kolonel Krinkle says he has found out who this mystery person was and wrote on facebook "

Hi, found out the guy yesterday who was "spying" on us is with the U.S. Secret Service, was an "Advance Man" because Obama is coming to Prague soon. I've deleted the photo since it shows his face. They "check" on me ever since I gave intel about Iran's plans to nuke Israel, gave it to Israeli's first. At least THEY tak...e it serious, many in USA think we can just "talk" Iran out of it. It's delusional. Mystery solved."

If Kal is one thing he is an expert on being delusional. The best really.

This person writing on Kal's facebook suggests after Kal tries to faltter her by writing she is in his book and will send her a copy "I would love a copy but I don't recall providing you with my address.I know this is a strange question Kal but has anyone ever suggested you might have Aspergers?" ahahahahahahahhhaaaa Oh and please DO NOT GIVE KAL YOUR ADDRESS!! You never when Kernal Kouchbag will show up at you rdoor looking for a place to stay. ahaahaahhhaaa

And in classic response Kal leaves his usual excuse topped off with some connection to some famous person saying he was examined by a relative of the famous Carl Jung. ahahahahahahaa Sure you were Kal sure you were. but this person writing on facebook hit something right on the head about Kal and wrote "Kal why do I always feel like your answers, which should much simpler is somewhat like a manifesto, including a plug for your books almost everytime you respond? I love to chat on facebook but I'm looking for more fun word play not such lengthy and preachy responses.I feel like your answers are geared toward anyone else who might be reading them!"

But Kernal Krap has to top off all response and wrote "I thank you for your concern and love, honestly, but as I said, I am finishing seven years worth of non-stop work, reason WHY I have not had any relationship with a woman for about five years. No time and I certainly want one. But then again, I'm crazy, right?"

Bat shit crazy Kal. Bat shit nutso! ahahhhaahaaaahaha So I suppose we can count on Kal focusing more on his facebook page because he is more likely to get attention from car wreck watchers. And I see Kal has once again blown himself on meeting his own deadline for publishing anything. ahahahahahahaaaahhaaa

Kal just cannot stop wioth the bullshit lies!!

I love love love this facebook now that Kal has discovered how useful it can be to him so he can shamelessly and endlessly share his delusions for all to see. Kernal Kornhole wrote "

Hi, what a busy day. Hope all is well. I enjoyed the Spring whether for a bit, got to take a cool pic (even though he didn't like it) of a guy in a car who was sitting out there parked, for days, obviously watching "something." I took a pic of his license plate, I'll have my police contacts investigate. I DO get "watch...ed" occasionally because of my CT work. I'll report back IF there's an "issue" otherwise I won't."

ahahahahahahhaaa!! what nonsense! ahahahahaahhaa It gets funnier when someone going by the name of Michele Risso who is an obvious fan of Kernal Koward chimes in and Kal writes back " Yep. I publish in my new six book series on terrorism some surveillance photos which were taken and mailed to me. Not being paranoid. Since I am a Colonel and do counter-terrorism and counter-intel stuff, I expect this, goes with the job. Normally they inform me, so to be safe I will have it checked. Please don't worry, no evidence to do so. But thanks for the love and concern, much appreciated." Sure. Thanks for the love and concern and I am sure Kal is thanking his lucky stars he has lured this poor sucker into his fantasy world. But it just gets better with Kal's little fan who says it is likely someone from this Internet blog or Kult of Kal spying him and Kal wastes no time in trying to make himself out to be the ever so high ground trailblazing better person " I have no idea, I don't read their web sites, and we let them stay "on" and don't file complaints because it keeps them in "front" of us per se. Since I am a "special guest" here and no one knows my address (because I have none where I stay at, which varies based on what I do) it is highly unlikely this is true.

I noticed the car last week, and since I was out today, snuck up on it since I also have had such training, caught the guy hurriedly putting his "gear" away so I wouldn't see it, and stood back at the rear of his car, pretending that I was "looking at something."
Predictably, he got out of the car, and that's when I took his photo and the license plate. I will have it run through my contacts, and I'm not worried. ... See More
I DO have a bodyguard, but I have not used this person's services recently, I am trying to get a "normal" life and will retire after my upcoming tour as a Colonel.
Now you have more info than you wanted, but you know me :-)

ahahahahhhaaaahahahahahaha!! Kal is CONveniently retiring as a colonel! ahahahaha So would this be the volunteer colonel or the full fledged colonel with a pension? It seems to change from month to month with Kal. ahahhhaaahahahaa And there is plenty of proof that Kal is LYING when he says he does not read this Internet blog or Kult of Kal or F1 Racer. ahahahahahaha Liar liar pants on fire Kal! ahaahhaaa But the laughs do not end there since we all know once Kal goes on a roll he cannot keep his big mouth shut or in this case his hands off his keyboard! "If the haters you refer to "spied" on me and wrote about it, they would be accurate instead of lying all the time. And where this guy has been hanging out, whoever he is, it is NOT my residence. I really don't have one by deliberate design, and it is not possible for someone to cover everywhere I stay and all that I do unless they plant something directly in my person and they haven't done that. :-)"

This is why we have had random sightings of Kal on the tram without him knowing it. Maybe a bill collector is following Kal? And Kal has police contacts?? ahahahahahahaha doubtful. this facebook Kal has is just providing never ending comedy. Keep it up Kernal Klump! ahahahaha