Saturday, November 1, 2008

Kal K. Korff - does anyone really give a shit about this clown?

Does anyone care about Kal's lunacy any more or are we all just tired of it now that he has thoroughly been exposed by this blog as the bozo he always has been? Write your thought in the comments section. Did Conniving Kal make an appearance on Xzone Friday night or do you just not care?

I really believe that Conniving Kal has been righteously exposed here for the delusional nitwit he is.

61 comments:

Anonymous said...

So was Kooky Kal on McConnell's two-bit show tonight or.....? If so then what did the fruitcake blab about this time?

Anonymous said...

What you're in effect saying KIAI is: is there any point in persisting with his blog any longer.

To which I reply: YES!

Sure, you don't need to post new stuff every day, or even every week. But it is essential that Kalvin knows that if he ever crawls out of his hole again, this blog and its readers will be right there to slap him down again.

Yes - there will be fallow periods. But you could always, from time to time, dip into the following for material if you feel the need to keep your engines warm:

www.expats.cz/prague/showthread.php?t=139631&page=1&pp=10

and


http://zpravy.idnes.cz/diskuse.asp?iddiskuse=A080130_092738_anglictina_bar

Anonymous said...

Agreed.

But we must all be vigilant. That online article about the Colonel ripping off Vojtek and the iPod shop has now disappeared from the net. Surely someone could have taken a screenshot of that?

Then there are the YouTube videos that Kal has deleted - the one about him ordering up an "audit" from KPMG, for example. Or the one of him in a scruffy, sleeveless t-shirt where he is promising to "go after" OJ Simpson and bring him to justice (you can see a snippet here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KdderX2dfA).

Anonymous said...

Yes, please keep this blog active! It does a great job of summarizing all of Kal's lunacy in one place, especially since he likes to rewrite history.

Anonymous said...

Kal uses that freeware to make his sites. You get what you pay.

Anonymous said...

Latest from Kal's site:

Hamas Finishes Encirclement of Israel - Ready to Strike!

Hamas — yes, THAT terrorist group, has effectively finished their plan to surround Israel with their armed militias and proxies. Now that they have done so on three sides, with Syria bedding down in Lebanon and receiving new arms from Russia, Hamas is now ramping up their caches of arms and lining up thousands of rockets to launch on the Jewish state, especially not if — but WHEN — war with Iran breaks out over their development of a nuclear bomb. Here are photos of what Israel is facing, and the danger is much worse than what these few photos show.

Israel remains the ONLY country facing the threat of attack from thousands of rockets in the Middle East.

November 1, 2008

Anonymous said...

"...it is essential that Kalvin knows that if he ever crawls out of his hole again, this blog and its readers will be right there to slap him down again."
---Yes, spot on. He is a revolting human being, as witness his betrayal of that grand old man and true philanthropist, Mr Sedlacek. He must indeed be "slapped down" as often and as hard as necessary. You are scum, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Obviously, the jig is up for Kal. He knows it.

Kal *was* on McConnell's show last night, but it seemed like just two more guys talking about the Obama/McCain thing...as if we need any MORE blather about that. To be honest, I fell asleep. But Kal's voice has a way of doing that. Or maybe it was Rob's. Either way, they weren't talking about anything interesting.

What's very annoying is to hear McConnell constantly refer to Kal as "buddy." Yeah, yeah Rob, we know you' guys are in bed together; you don't have to rub it in our faces. You *could* maintain a tiny semblance of objectivity. But no.

And *still* no word from McConnell on the status of the examination of the cookie crumbs...err, "nanobot" components.

You'd think that any decent lab would be able to come up with at least a yes-or-no analysis of them by now...

b-i-f

Anonymous said...

Rob McConnell has no interest in being objective where Korff is concerned. McConnell is just pissed off that nobody wants to go on his show and confront Korff about all this nonsense and McConnell simply won;t get his hands dirty and doesn't have the nuts.

With that, McConnell will call Korff his buddy from here to enternity and it really is much easier for McConnell to fill an hour slot with that idiot Korff than to try and find a quality guest who would offer something more intellectual than Korff's blathering.

Anonymous said...

I also listened to the xzone last night. Nothing much exciting except when a caller was trying to have his say and Kal kept butting in. Rob had to admonish him several times, as in 'one at a time'. Kal seemed a bit hostile, and was speaking in a high-pitched tone. Sounded like he did on several of his YouTube rants.
Speaking of which, have you noticed that he no longer does any YouTube or other original videos on his website? (Must have lost his camera somewhere in his travels through Europe?).
I have been able to locate some of his older, now deleted, YouTube videos. The one where he sells his 'stolen' iPods and laptop for instance, but no luck so far on the defamatory OJ Simpson or Paul Kimball ones.

Digger

Anonymous said...

I offered to go on X-Zone right on this very website, if Rob would make some kind of arrangement wherein if we caught Kal in a monumental lie he would leave the X-Zone airways forever. I got no response on it...

Anonymous said...

There are 3 vids up on YouTube from McConnel's radioshow. "Kal's Korner" Checking it out now.

Anonymous said...

Without Kal Korff, some of you here would not have a life. It's sad that Korffing is more popular than sex for some fanatics. But is this sick or is a lunatic who runs around like a teenager with a Dr. Evil plan? Korff has scared the hell out of me at times. And sometimes I think he is pretty James Bond; but mostly he is a great source or entertainment. I'm glad we have some sort of a watchdog though!

Without Korff's larger-than-life agenda, this blog would have no reason to exist. I love Korff like I love a Godzilla movie. Please don't stop giving us the pepperoni.

Anonymous said...

THREE NEW POSTS FROM THE RETARD:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtv19Z3fsWA

The Great Man gives his sage views on the presidential election, nuclear weapons, terrorism and geopolitics.

Anonymous said...

I just looked at those YouTube clips of McConnell "interviewing" Korff. It is shameful. A disgrace to journalism.

Anonymous said...

LOL what a loser. If I gave half a shit about listening to some dysfunctional idiot talk about the election and how it will impact the war on terror I'd just go see the weed guy, at least there would be some weed to enjoy. Seriously, if Kal K. Korff is contented being a functionary of some scamjob paranormal satellite radio show and reliving his life rather than doing anything new that's his affair. Just as long as the crackpot idiot Super Duper Services crap is jettisoned and he manages to not disparage those men & women who really have served in the war on terror I don't care what this douchebag says or does.

Still looks like his camera situation isn't resolved, we've got a digitized "lecture" video and some of X-Zone's exciting video feed showing Rob McConnell sitting at his desk. LIke, wow.

Anonymous said...

Careful now Brit...else you and David Biedny wind up being defendents in a lawsuit for threatening Korff with 'physical bodily harm'! - LOL

Anonymous said...

KIAI - You've asked the same question a couple times and we hear you.
Law of diminishing returns. You exposed the guy, hard and fast. He cried and rebeled to a few folks - as a direct result of this (your) blog. Now, the value is running thin on returns.

And just because you pause, doesn't mean you have to delete the blog. I think it's far more important that this KIAI blog be available, for whenever someone is searching for more info about Korff.

Don't you think already Kal has pleaded to get on a news show and some producer's assistant did a quick Google of Kal Korff ---and found this blog? How cool is that?
That should be reason enough to leave it available.

As far as keeping it 'active' - again, take a breather, update it less frequently, e.g. once a month.
Maybe develop a mailing list for us to know when you do get around to posting.
Make it available via RSS, so we can 'subscribe' it (if I understand the tech right; who knows?)
Maybe share the burden to some of the more contributing folks, i.e. Francis, Brit, 'anonymous', me?). If we rotated, either by adding us as members or we just mail you an entry, that lessens your load.

Hope that helps. Just know we appreciate the entertainment.



I just 'watched' (listened to) the 3 youtube videos of McConnel's show.

Yes, Kal gets defensive and fast. It's his nature and shouldn't be a surprise to anyone here.

And who was that bumbling f*ck, "Bill from Ohio"? The guy had a tougher time expressing a lucid thought into words than Kal.

Anonymous said...

Let's get one thing straight. As long as bullshit like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsXqERNiBnI

is still polluting the internet, this blog still has a purpose. I need a speech to text program so I can generate a series of transcripts of these speeches and Q&As in front of an empty room. WHAT is he talking about here?

"If everybody helps just one person, just one person, just one, because that's the minimum you could ever help, well, everyone would get helped, wouldn't they?"

Dayyyuhh, I guess, I mean, yeah, OK. Though honestly I have no idea what the point of this lecture would have been. That we haven't seen anything else like it is proof that this blog is doing it's job. Let him post all the digitized videos of his former lectures as he wants, they serve to lend comparison and underscore that this speech to the Israeli "delegation" was a complete put on or hoax of some sort.

Anonymous said...

Was just looking at Kal K. Korff's secretxwars youtube channel, and did you notice that he has the same backdrop for both his JFK lecture videos -- supposedly taped in Britian -- and the Billy Meier lecture videos, supposedly taped in Switzerland? Both backdrops are collections of covers of the Fortean Times publication, which is of British origin. I have of course not bothered to watch these "lectures" since I do not enjoy being lectured to about bullshit that doesn't matter. Was Fortean Times sponsoring this lecture circuit, or is he lying about the lectures taking place in 2 different venues? If you look closely the backdrops are identical in both places as are the lectern setups, with 2 microphones and the distinctive cover with the word WAR behind and above his right shoulder (left side of the screen facing us). Either these lectures are taking place in the same hall with the same setup or they broke the stage down and took it with them on tour, kind of like a rock band.

So ... Kal K. Korff traveled with the same stage setup including the same background? To Switzerland? And Martina Tycova produced these even though they were apparently made before they began their liason? Why does something not seem right about this, as if HE IS LYING ONCE AGAIN about basic statistical information about himself and his videos? Poor Kal K. Korff. He can't do anything without appearing to lie and make shit up to try and give himself propz. Nice pink shirt too.

Anonymous said...

Well, I won't feel I have a handle on this momentous election result until the Great Man has pronounced on his crappy, malware-ridden website. Come on, "Colonel" - at this moment in history we need a bizarre, illiterate, nonsensical rant. Don't disappoint us!

Anonymous said...

Uh, wow, Kal. You live in a fantasy world of pink flowers and bunny rabbits, don't you? Kal's biggest problem is that the world isn't perfect for him and this is the real source of all his craziness.

Anonymous said...

Colonel Korff's statement in full:

CONGRATULATIONS President Barack Obama


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Written by Kal Korff - Op Ed

Wednesday, 05 November 2008 04:33

Dear World,

I wish to extend on behalf of myself, and CriticalThinkers, http://www.criticalthinkers.org/plugins/content/definitionbot/messagebox_info.pngUFO WatchCat and every other entity that I either own, or am privileged to be a part of; OUR sincere congratulations to Senator Barack Obama for his victory in becoming the President of the United States of America.

As an American myself, I always remind everyone, that EVERYONE is an American.

This does not matter who they are, nor where they live.

For an "American" is NOT a single nationality, an American is NOT a person who is of a single religion, or necessarily any religion at all; instead, an American is an IDEAL, just like the country of America itself, it always has and always WILL represent a DREAM.

A dream where people can be free, where they can enjoy freedoms and the right to prosper. A nation where everyone is equal under the laws, there is no "privileged ruling family," NO dictaotrship; no calls for genocide and intolerance, — America ideally is about what ideally, humans beings should be about.

As our new President now takes his rightfully earned office, and swears to protect and uphold the Constitution of the United States, let the WORLD know that the GREATEST PROBLEMS President-elect Barack Obama now faces are challenges which are UNIVERSAL, THEY ARE NOT "JUST AMERICAN."

As early as January, 2009, by deliberate design, the terrorist sponsoring regime in Iran, who founded Hezbollah to murder Jews and other "infidels," — this means Americans, and who now also funds Hamas, WILL begin assembling their NUCLEAR BOMB.

It is THE FAULT OF THE WEST, AND THE FAILURE OF THE FREE WORLD, who are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for this crisis. It was THE WEST who GAVE IRAN THE MEANS TO DEVELOP A NUCLEAR DEVICE, and now Iran will seek to USE it against Israel and against the interests of freedom and democracy.

This is because the regime in Iran believes that democracy "is the product of Satan."

No, democracy is NOT the "product of Satan," it is the product of God's creatures, since human beings are supposedly God's creation, and NO "religion" claims "the Devil made people."

We face a world, as 2009 approaches, where we ARE NOW AT THE CROSSROADS OF OUR EXISTENCE AS A SPECIES.

IF THE HUMAN RACE DOES NOT FINALLY LEARN TO GET ALONG IN GENUINE PEACE, TO STOP THIS LUST FOR GENOCIDE, THEN WE ARE DOOMED AS A SPECIES AND RIGHTFULLY SO.

HUMAN BEINGS ARE THE ONLY LIFE FORM WHO ARE BLESSED WITH THE UNIQUE GIFT OF CHOICE.

LET US GO FORWARD, AND CHOOSE TO PROSPER, NOT BECOME EXTINCT.

Thank you,

Kal K Korff

Anonymous said...

Oh Colonel. How we have been waiting for your magisterial statement. Now we can move forward into this new dawn.

Anonymous said...

"As our new President now takes his rightfully earned office..."

"...WE ARE DOOMED AS A SPECIES AND RIGHTFULLY SO."

"Rightfully" seems to be his current buzz word, doesn't it?

And your crappy punctuation does rather detract from the gravitas of your statement, Kalvin.

Jesus, you are a retard...

Anonymous said...

Tonight, on XZone:

The ‘X’ Zone Congratulates President Elect Obama and Vice President Elect Biden

Segment 4: 1:00 am – 2:00 am EST / 10:00 pm – 11:00 pm PST:

KAL KORFF – How Europeans are reacting to the US Elections and it’s Affect on Terrorism

Anonymous said...

Remember what Prez Fox from Mexico said when asked about his people streaming across the border:

We are Mexicans and everywhere we go, we stay Mexican.

Anonymous said...

At least Kal didn't misuse the word 'butt' or spell amateur wrong again. lol But wait! I thought the new trend was to replace the letter 'c' with the letter 'k' because the world recognized the brilliance of Kal K. Korff and to give praise to his name for all the daring deeds of tracking down ufo people and terrorists and for his fantastic, unparalleled and unpublished terrorism book!

Please forgive me Kolonel Kock for mokking you endlessly and not konforming to your greatness you fukking kornhole. lol

Please, Kal, please take some writing classes and try not to assault our sense with your abysmal take on what English should be in your crazy world.

Anonymous said...

iPod resellers are of course uniquely qualified to speak as to the mindset of the entire population of Europe and their feelings about an election that they did not participate in. As to how the election results will impact on the war against terrorism I personally can think of nobody else in a better position to sum it all up for the world than an expatriate American hiding in Prague, Czech Republic from the legal troubles that they fled to Europe to escape. I am glad to see that noted paranormal journalist Rob McConnell is utilizing such formidable talent in helping his satellite radio show audience dig through the spin and propagandist approach of the mainstream media, and employing someone of such renowned expertise in a multitude of subjects as 36 year old Kal K. Korff to advise his listeners on the big picture issues that now face the world at this momentous crossroads.

O.0



No, seriously ... cackle giggle snicker ... LOL, hehe, OK, you got me, I'm just putting everybody on. d:

Anonymous said...

No, I'm with you. I can think of nobody that I rather listen to and be educated by, than the dynamic duo:

Kal and Rob

Let's get those nanbots wramed up Kal, we need to talk over Obamas mind set and skills before it's to late!

How about another chance to ask Kal and you Rob, a few questions? Like, what's with those nanobot parts Rob? You gonna just sit back and let this blog rip you apart? A Kal Korff cheerleader then, and now. "Kal, buddy."

Anonymous said...

"KAL KORFF – How Europeans are reacting to the US Elections and it’s Affect on Terrorism"
--"it's Affect". Jesus Christ....

Anonymous said...

"Colonel" - I am moved beyond measure by your address to the world (which contained hardly any punctuation errors). You are a statesman. If Obama has any sense, he will be offering you a post in his administration.

Anonymous said...

At the very least, the Great Man should have his military rank bumped up. I like the sound of "General Korff". And from there, it would be but a skip and jump to "Field Marshall Korff".

Or better still, "Field Marshall **VON** Korff"!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, do be sure to let us know if Obama offers you a post in his administration, Kalvin.

"Field Marshall". I like the sound of that!

Anonymous said...

Commodore Korff? We have to keep the 'k' sound in it and it wouldn't be right not doing so. You know, for words like crackpot, crazy, coo-coo and the like? Commodore Crackhead Korff.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Korff is on Obama's list...his secret service security watch list of nuts.

Anonymous said...

LOL that's funny, by fast-tracking himself to Colonel in his single minded obsession to one up Major Kevin Randle, SAPSTOE Kal K. Korff has left himself no credible room for advancement within his Super Duper Special Secret Services. Where DO you go from Colonel, except to General? And how is anyone going to believe that Kal K. Korff is a General. Even The Bionic Man never got beyond Colonel, and he at least had a real TV show.

Maybe he could be ironic along the Avimi (or "Avim" for short) Askenazi route and go for Einsatzgruppenfuhrer.

Anonymous said...

George Thorogood drinks alone.

Kal Korff lectures all alone.

Watching that "lecture" video is funny and frightening at once, especially when Kal acts like he is pointing out someone in a room. Uh, wow, yeah, creepy.

Anonymous said...

Kal K. Korff swollows and we all know Martina has a bigger package than Kal.

Anonymous said...

I see Korff is now selling out and in no small way with his own enemy Mikey Horn. Kal says he and Horn will be selling debate DVDs. Wow Kal has grown desperate and must be about to fall on his face if he's going to sell out his beloved "consumers" by allowing not only himself but Mikey Horn to profit from this. Kal has always been a sell out but he has never had the balls to admit it. Didn't Kal tell Mikey Horn to fuck off a while back or something? What is really sad here is that Mikey Horn will exploit the shit out of Kal who isn;t stupid enough to realize Mikey will turn this all around on Kal and make Kal look like more of an ass than he already does. Is that possible to make Kal look like more of an asshole? Kal gets played like a fiddle by Mikey Horn. Too bad they outlawed gay mariage in California, those two make a lovely couple and I'm sure Kal could cook up a gret meal for his hubby.

Anonymous said...

Well, in the comments on the last post, J. Allen Hynek wrote:

"....after viewing... I find that poor Martina is actually attractive...

...the REAL investigative breakthrough would be an uncensored interview with her...


I will post it on 5 November..."

---so where is it? I'm all agog!

Anonymous said...

Yes, please, post it already.

Anonymous said...

Kal, as usual, is a bit slow on most things. For example, he put up on his website today a letter written by David Letterman. Nothing new, since that letter was written and publicised about 6weeks ago!
In other news, I saw that Kal didn't make his scheduled appearance on the xzone show yesterday morning. Not surprising.
And this latest enterprise with the Michael Horn vs. Kal Korff 'debate' on DVDs selling for $29.95 + S&H is a laugh! With his line of BS, he'd do better trying to sell chest freezers to the Inuits in the Yukon territory.

Anonymous said...

Hi,

I can't find it, but I know that article was written by someone else, many months ago. I'm sure of it.

Let's see if we can track it down.

Anonymous said...

I've been saying it for months now, Korff and Horn are like fire and water. It's only a matter of time before one stabs the other one in the back. In Horn's latest dvd production he offered a segment to a skeptic, naturally Horn immediately recanted on the dvd. You can bet your ass something similar will happen and both men will try to make the other look bad. That's what they've been doing for years.

Anonymous said...

Those two crackheads deserve each other.

Anonymous said...

Poor Kal, must be a rough life when youve been exposed as a total raving mad lunatic


F1 Racer
aka
Francis Underwood

Anonymous said...

"I can't find it, but I know that article was written by someone else, many months ago. I'm sure of it.

Let's see if we can track it down."

---I think you're probably thinking of an interview with one of Kalvin's former female sidekicks, Michaela Kocis. I too have read that interview. Ms Kocis no longer has anything to do with the "Colonel". So let's leave her out of all of this, yeah?

Anonymous said...

I just love the stilted porn-film dialogue at the start of this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59gL5WBnga8

You're fucking nuts, Korff....

Anonymous said...

Kal, why don't you do some REAL research before you post false info on your website.
FYI, the original so-called
'David Letterman letter' is found here:

www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53028

Digger

Anonymous said...

Thx Digger. I knew it.

Anonymous said...

I have just sent KIAI details of an email exchange I've just had with our crackpot "Colonel". I'm hoping KIAI will use it as the basis of a future post.

Anonymous said...

One thing is sure,people who believes in Billy Meier lies are stupid

Anonymous said...

My 14-year-old child needs a trustworthy and competent English teacher. Know of anyone who fits that description, Kalvin?

Anonymous said...

http://thebiggestsecret.online.fr/ufo/billy_meier_smoking_gun.htm

Anonymous said...

Meier's model was built using the lid of a garbage can, some kitchen utensils amongst which some kind of aluminium bowls, carpet tacks, possibly some christmas tree decoration balls, and various other objects that are not clearly identified.

Anonymous said...

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread277472/pg1

Anonymous said...

ok sorry

Anonymous said...

This blog is sometimes funny; and then sometimes a Sith temple. Korff and his radio may seem fooling at times, but he must be coming from somewhere. I personally think Korff is the product of the Billy Meier case.

Doesn't it seem strange that the character Korff seems as a larger-than-life superhero, as the Luke Skywalker character that Horn says Billy is like? Although I think Horn is scary from time to time, he is no Korff. I have never seen Horn threaten an investigation, audit or lawsuit. IMHO, Korff is acting out a self-created Meier anithesis to save the world. But who is right? And who is the bigger Meier fraud?

Anonymous said...

The real scary thing is that Korff did, in part, do some decent work on the Meier case. On the other hand you can bet your ass stuff in there is exaggerated as Korff always does.

Anonymous said...

It's impossible to discuss Kal K. Korff and not talk about Billy Meier. Kal K. Korff's whole claim to being a "legitimate" researcher rests on his "work" in "exposing" Meier -- you know somebody is full of shit when every third word you type about them has to go in parenthesis -- so don't be so hard on the guy for going off on the subject here. He's found a haven where his disgust with the appalling level of fraud in the paranormal interest field is welcome.

One of the first cracks in my own dam holding back the floodgate of concern over whether Kal K. Korff was a blathering idiot or not was somebody else's post somewhere on the internet that raised the very legitimate point that Billy Meier's claims are so absolutely stupid, absurd & ridiculous that the whole idea of "exposing" him is like trying to expose the Tooth Fairy. If you believe Billy Meier you probably would be willing to believe in anything.

A tangential consideration on it is, if you can feel proud about "exposing" the Tooth Fairy as a fake then what won't you feel proud about doing? That's why every last little event in Kal K. Korff's baffling life ends up in boldface print on his website: KAL K. KORFF TIES SHOES, MAKES FROZEN WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST. Everything is a press announcement made by a 3rd person, referring in breathless awe to the most mundane and idiotic things. Since Billy Meier is Kal K. Korff's lowest common denominator he can only move up in the world.

So one summer after he dropped out of high school (do we even have a verified H.S. diploma for Colonel Cupcake?) Kal K. Korff found out about Billy Meier, sold his bike and went to Switzerland to "expose" the hoax. It was the formative experience of his adult life and set the pattern for everything that has come after it. All those TV show appearances and newspaper clippings and bogus lecture tours are ALL hinged, in part, on his legacy in regards to Billy Meier, who certainly is one of the five worst liars in UFO/paranormal history.

If it wasn't for Billy Meier we probably wouldn't be here discussing Kal K. Korff at all since no other UFO hoax is so absolutely retarded enough for him to "expose" it on his own. Now we are even hearing that Kal K. Korff is going to join forces with Meier's merchandising rep to sell DVDs -- DVDs of WHAT?? Didn't Kal K. Korff expose them as dunderheaded liars or what?

So let the guy rant about Billy Meier, it is an extension of the Kal K. Korff mythos and we definitely want people coming here and telling the world what they really think about all this. You can't talk about Kal K. Korff without talking about Billy Meier, and you can't talk about Billy Meier without talking about Kal K. Korff.