Facebook fun with Kernal Kolon

I do think instead of pointing out the obvious and repeat rantings of Kal Korff that I would start doing something more fun like taking Kal's own words from this facebook like this dandy I found today "They don't gave genetically modified stuff here, not as many chemicals nor preservatives. When I returned to the USA years ago for a filming, I ate what I used to and didn't feel well. Couldn't believe I ate what I used to, but then again I didn't consume anything everyone else doesn't"

So they don't gave eh? ahahahahahhhaaahhhahahahaaa

Now my writing and grammar is deplorable but then I do not pretend to be a teacher or a writer like Kal pretends to be. And before Kal syas he is a writer because he had some books published last century and hasn't done anything new since this does not make one a writer. I tried to wade through Kal's terrible writing in his column and a book. It gives one a headache and diarrhea the writing is so horrible. Does anyone else have a Kernal Kornhole facebook moment to share? ahahahahahahaa I am sure ther are too many! ahaahhaaa

Kernal Kondom should write a book on excuses

This idiot Kal Korff should consider a future in writing a book on the world's most idiotic excuses for everything as Kal can only do one thing to keep his imaginary world in line and that is to make excuses for it all. Kal wrote on facebook that a man in a car was parked outside of his home. Of course Kal says that he really doesn't have a single home but has many places to stay because he doesn't stay in one place for security reasons. ahahahahaha what a load of goat shit. Now little Kolonel Krinkle says he has found out who this mystery person was and wrote on facebook "

Hi, found out the guy yesterday who was "spying" on us is with the U.S. Secret Service, was an "Advance Man" because Obama is coming to Prague soon. I've deleted the photo since it shows his face. They "check" on me ever since I gave intel about Iran's plans to nuke Israel, gave it to Israeli's first. At least THEY tak...e it serious, many in USA think we can just "talk" Iran out of it. It's delusional. Mystery solved."

If Kal is one thing he is an expert on being delusional. The best really.

This person writing on Kal's facebook suggests after Kal tries to faltter her by writing she is in his book and will send her a copy "I would love a copy but I don't recall providing you with my address.I know this is a strange question Kal but has anyone ever suggested you might have Aspergers?" ahahahahahahahhhaaaa Oh and please DO NOT GIVE KAL YOUR ADDRESS!! You never when Kernal Kouchbag will show up at you rdoor looking for a place to stay. ahaahaahhhaaa

And in classic response Kal leaves his usual excuse topped off with some connection to some famous person saying he was examined by a relative of the famous Carl Jung. ahahahahahahaa Sure you were Kal sure you were. but this person writing on facebook hit something right on the head about Kal and wrote "Kal why do I always feel like your answers, which should much simpler is somewhat like a manifesto, including a plug for your books almost everytime you respond? I love to chat on facebook but I'm looking for more fun word play not such lengthy and preachy responses.I feel like your answers are geared toward anyone else who might be reading them!"

But Kernal Krap has to top off all response and wrote "I thank you for your concern and love, honestly, but as I said, I am finishing seven years worth of non-stop work, reason WHY I have not had any relationship with a woman for about five years. No time and I certainly want one. But then again, I'm crazy, right?"

Bat shit crazy Kal. Bat shit nutso! ahahhhaahaaaahaha So I suppose we can count on Kal focusing more on his facebook page because he is more likely to get attention from car wreck watchers. And I see Kal has once again blown himself on meeting his own deadline for publishing anything. ahahahahahahaaaahhaaa

Kal just cannot stop wioth the bullshit lies!!

I love love love this facebook now that Kal has discovered how useful it can be to him so he can shamelessly and endlessly share his delusions for all to see. Kernal Kornhole wrote "

Hi, what a busy day. Hope all is well. I enjoyed the Spring whether for a bit, got to take a cool pic (even though he didn't like it) of a guy in a car who was sitting out there parked, for days, obviously watching "something." I took a pic of his license plate, I'll have my police contacts investigate. I DO get "watch...ed" occasionally because of my CT work. I'll report back IF there's an "issue" otherwise I won't."

ahahahahahahhaaa!! what nonsense! ahahahahaahhaa It gets funnier when someone going by the name of Michele Risso who is an obvious fan of Kernal Koward chimes in and Kal writes back " Yep. I publish in my new six book series on terrorism some surveillance photos which were taken and mailed to me. Not being paranoid. Since I am a Colonel and do counter-terrorism and counter-intel stuff, I expect this, goes with the job. Normally they inform me, so to be safe I will have it checked. Please don't worry, no evidence to do so. But thanks for the love and concern, much appreciated." Sure. Thanks for the love and concern and I am sure Kal is thanking his lucky stars he has lured this poor sucker into his fantasy world. But it just gets better with Kal's little fan who says it is likely someone from this Internet blog or Kult of Kal spying him and Kal wastes no time in trying to make himself out to be the ever so high ground trailblazing better person " I have no idea, I don't read their web sites, and we let them stay "on" and don't file complaints because it keeps them in "front" of us per se. Since I am a "special guest" here and no one knows my address (because I have none where I stay at, which varies based on what I do) it is highly unlikely this is true.

I noticed the car last week, and since I was out today, snuck up on it since I also have had such training, caught the guy hurriedly putting his "gear" away so I wouldn't see it, and stood back at the rear of his car, pretending that I was "looking at something."
Predictably, he got out of the car, and that's when I took his photo and the license plate. I will have it run through my contacts, and I'm not worried. ... See More
I DO have a bodyguard, but I have not used this person's services recently, I am trying to get a "normal" life and will retire after my upcoming tour as a Colonel.
Now you have more info than you wanted, but you know me :-)

ahahahahhhaaaahahahahahaha!! Kal is CONveniently retiring as a colonel! ahahahaha So would this be the volunteer colonel or the full fledged colonel with a pension? It seems to change from month to month with Kal. ahahhhaaahahahaa And there is plenty of proof that Kal is LYING when he says he does not read this Internet blog or Kult of Kal or F1 Racer. ahahahahahaha Liar liar pants on fire Kal! ahaahhaaa But the laughs do not end there since we all know once Kal goes on a roll he cannot keep his big mouth shut or in this case his hands off his keyboard! "If the haters you refer to "spied" on me and wrote about it, they would be accurate instead of lying all the time. And where this guy has been hanging out, whoever he is, it is NOT my residence. I really don't have one by deliberate design, and it is not possible for someone to cover everywhere I stay and all that I do unless they plant something directly in my person and they haven't done that. :-)"

This is why we have had random sightings of Kal on the tram without him knowing it. Maybe a bill collector is following Kal? And Kal has police contacts?? ahahahahahahaha doubtful. this facebook Kal has is just providing never ending comedy. Keep it up Kernal Klump! ahahahaha

Kernal Troll makes more meaningless threats

There is a time to call something stupid. there is a time to call something fucking stupid. And there is a time to call something really really really fucking stupid and that would be Kal Korff's continued threats of suing people and reporting people to the police and the FBI and the usual mumbling slew of bullshit that flows from Kal "Mister Threats" Korff's mouth. Kal is likely the biggest troll on the world wide web. Kal must have a place in the Guinness book of world records for making the most threats that never happen and also for most projects boasted about but never completed and likely a spot for author with most books never published.

In the most recent of tirades from Kal he nows claims to be filing police reports and a report with the FBI about this Mike Horn fellow. Oh and of course this shit cake Kalwould like to see everyone eat is frosted with yet another threat of a lawsuit. Wasn't that jackass Kal mouting off about having Mike Horn arrested and prosecuted along with Bill Meierr and all the rest?

Earth to Kal. Earth to Kal. THERE ARE NO LAWSUITS COMING FROM YOU. YOU ARE NOT HAVING ANYONE PROSECUTED FOR CONSUMER FRAUD. YOU ARE NOT HAVING ANYONE ARRESTED. YOU ARE NOT A REAL COLONEL. YOUR BOOKS IS NOT BEING PUBLISHED BY PROMETHEUS. YOU DO NOT HAVE A REAL TELEVISION SHOW. YOUR WRITING IS TERRIBLE AND SO ARE YOUR BASIC ENGLISH SKILLS. This is sad when I say that because my writing skills are shit to begin with. Earth to Kal. Earth to Kal. YOU ARE NOT LEADING ANY KIDON UNIT. THERE IS NO SPECIAL SECRET SERVICES OTHER THAN THE ONE YOU MADE UP. THERE IS NO 32 VOLUME SERIES EXPOSING ANYTHING. YOU AREN'T PROTECTING CONSUMERS OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DONE WHAT YOU DID TO SOME PEOPLE IN PRAGUE. THERE ARE NOT ANY LAWSYERS TAKING ACTION ON YOUR BEHALF BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO HAVE A JOB AND MONEY TO ACTUALLY PAY THE LAWYERS. Earth to Kal. Earth to Kal. KAL YOU DO NOT HAVE A TELEVISION DEAL. YOU DO NOT HAVE AND NEVER HAD A $25,000,000 PRODUCTION BUDGET.

Earth to Kal. Earth to Kal. You are a twit. You are a pretender. You are full of yourself. You are delusional. You are an IDIOT!

I love this facebook stuff!!

So I go and read Kernal Kornhole's facebook page and see he has credited himself as the author of 42 books. ahahahahha I'm still laughing at all of this education rubbish Kal lists. Kal K. Korff does not have a college degree and his list of education appears to be MISLEADING CONSUMERS into believing he has some sort of scientific education. But Kal has said one truth about himself and that being he is the president of a "metaorganization". One of the meanings of the word "meta" is "self" and this is very much the truth about Kal because nobody would be stupid enough to believe that Kal is a success CEO of anything including himslef! ahahahhhaaahahaha

Kidon unit commander? ahahahhhaaahahaha It must be easy taking orders from yourself when your delusional enough to believe you are an army of one! ahahahahahaa

You are a crackpot Kal. A delusional loser living out his remaining days scurrying around the trams and streets of Pargue in a desperate attempt to justify your existence to yourself. You are not a Kidon unit commander or anti terrorism specialist. Your Secret Wars book will never see the light of day from any legitimate publisher and the only way you have been able to publish your "books" is through pdf on your website. You do not have a team of lawyers or any lawyers working for you and you are not going to sue anyone. If all the talking you do amounted to a lawsuit you would have sued every man, woman, child and insect on the planet by now. You do not have any television shows and what you try to say are television shows are feeble amateur self filmed jokes showing how truly screwy you are and how full of hate and jealousy you are about the people you are utterly obsessed with. You are not an analyst of any true caliber and it doesn't take much to figure that out. Your desperation to project your own hate and self loathing on flying saucer fruitcakes by trying to say they are the same as terrorists is sad and easy to see through just as you are. You are not an intellect and can keep listing nonsense on your facebook profile trying to convince people otherwise.

What you are Kal is a sad lonely and utterly desperate lunatic who missed out on his chance to be someone years ago and you are utterly desperate to make up for that past by trying to make the present as tolerable as you can while pretending you have any sort of real future and that anyone gives a shit about what you think or do. Remember that one meaning of meta is self and you are all by yourself Kal. The people you pretend to righteously rail against laugh at you and so do others because no one in their right mind would ever take you seriously. No one takes the court jester seriously and Kal you don't even rank as a court jester these days.

Dear world I give unto you Kal K. Korff. Tool, fruitcake, pretender and all around idiot. ahaahhaaahahahahahaaaaahhhaa We are not laughing with you Kal. ahahahahaha Oh no we are not! ahhhaaahahahahahahaahahahahah

Kal Korff blows Horn

I do not think it would be that far fetched but that is not what Iam talking about. Kernal Kolon Licker is letting out more hot air out of his big ass with more announcements about another lawsuit and releasing more books and stopping this Meier fellow and it is just more of the same nonsense Kal has been blowing out his own ass forever.

If Kal could turn talking into money he would then be the wealthiest man in the world. Instead all Kal can do is babble like a buffoon while shoveling out more bullshit than a bull farm. While I think all this Bill Meier flying saucer business is utter nonsense at least it appears that Bill Meier and this Horn fellow can at least follow though on delivering products. A 32 book volume from Kal? Oh please spare me! Kal can't deliver anything resembling an actual 32 volume set considering Kal cannot deliver on any number of his promises. And please take your pick of promises. arrests? Lawsuits? Complaints? Consumer fraud cases? 500 book deal? Video showing Kal delivering a manuscript? New products? New job as a editor? This list could go on and would be bloody fucking long but I think I will stop right there because there is no use going on when Kal cannot deliver.

So you go right on blowing Horn there Kal. Go on railing against the people you obsess over. Go on living out your fantasy and trying to impress facebook people who would all move right along and not bat a wink if you died tomorrow. Go on trying to turn everything into hate because you are such a small man. And know Kal that no one takes you seriously. There are 3 Kal camps and the 1st just laughs at the imbecile. The 2nd takes pity of Kal and his crazy antics. The 3rd is a mixture of the first two camps. Kal is too caught up in his fantasy to realize that the people on facebook are just along for the ride and are not truly his friends. But don;t tell a madman that. Just let him continue blowing Horn. ahahahhhaaaa

More meaningless legal threats from Kolonel Kolon

Why oh why oh why does nothing ever change with this fruity little madman Kal Korff?? Is Kal so stupid that he can't come up with anything else a bit more original than the same tired and useless and imaginary volumes of books and these fantasy lawyers and lawsuits and police threats that do not exist???

Event he mad hatter had more sense than this drooling moronic waste known as Kal Korff. Misery does love company and I think this Mike Horn chap and Kal Korff are fitting company for each other. And what precisely does Kal think he is oging to do to stop Mike Horn and this Meier fellow? Kal had a hard enough time with this facebook dilema and not following thorugh on any of his promises that it is crystal clear Kal is completely incapable of stopping anyone from doing anything. This mad little chap Kal couldn't stop an old woman from getting on the tram.

For bloody sake just look at the idiot's picture here. Kal"Israel" as he likes to fantasize about being is just a nut. Mad as a hatter. Kal appears so inept that he likely cannot even obtain a license to drool. In my absence I see Kal has continued on his rambling tirades about all things Paul Kimball, David Beedney, Royce Meyer, Kevin Randle and the rest of those Kal seems utterly and sickly obsessed with.

I see Kal's maifesto he calls a book about terrorism as not been published by Prometheus Books as he has promised on many many many occasions. ahahahahhhaaaahahaahaaa And as usual I see Kal cannot keep his own self imposed deadlines for books and video and anything else for that matter. ahahahhahaahahhhaa

This is all of just the same old same old Kal Korff and his utter inability to keep nonsense from bursting out of his mouth like water from a broken pipe. That combine with Kal's delusions can produce some insane stories that are clearly not true. Oliver North? John Ritter? Apprehending terror suspects in Germany? A 500 hundred book deal? 26 and now 32 volumes about some flying saucer nonsense? ahahahahahahahhhaaahahhhaaa Rubbish rubbish rubbish and utter rubbish. And to think that Kal K. Korff actually thinks there is someone stupid enough out there to believe that this supposed I-Pod and laptop stealing moron who can't seem to hold down a job would be capable of anything other than the rambling nonsense he too often provides. A colonel in some intelligence organization? Kal wouldn't make it as a shoe shiner let along an officer in some organization. Now Kal is a "volunteer" when he has repeatedly claimed he had a pension and was being paid? All of this is so patently absurd that one cannot help but laugh cautiously at such warped bullshit.

And what madman would be complete without an audience of those watching in laughter?? Hence Kal's facebook "friends" as he likes to refer to them and it would be only a delusional fool who would consider people watching his continued public breakdown as anything resembling a friend.

No one is laughing with you Kal. No one.

Kal Korff's e-reader scoop!!

For the first time ever I give you the public a worldwide sneak peek at Kolonel Kolon's fantastic and most technologically advanced e-reader that we have been hearing about for months now. Unlike all of Kal's other promises that go unfulfilled it looks like Kal has really delivered on this one this time around!!! I give you the k-Pad!!!!!!!!!

Kal keeps the laughs rolling on!!!

I see the belligerent madman is still the manic dickhead he has always been. I see too the freaky anal sniffer still is living the delusion he is going to lead a legal battle on behalf of consumers. Rubbish. Utter rubbish. ahahahhhaaaahahahaahahha!

A rather pathetic and desperately lunatic could only continue living in a such a fantasy world expecting anyone to believe him. I also find it amusing that Kal is in boast over the number of facebook friends he has now. All of these people are there for one reason only and that is to watch the roller coast ride come straight off the rails!! ahahahhhaaahahhaahaha!!!!!

More volumes and volumes of books and more jobs at newspapers and more of the same rubbish over again. It has been said that insanity is repeating the same process over with expectations that the ensuing result will be different. Say hello to Kernal Kolon! ahahhhaaahahahaaaaahhaha!!!!!!!!!