Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Kernal Troll makes more meaningless threats


There is a time to call something stupid. there is a time to call something fucking stupid. And there is a time to call something really really really fucking stupid and that would be Kal Korff's continued threats of suing people and reporting people to the police and the FBI and the usual mumbling slew of bullshit that flows from Kal "Mister Threats" Korff's mouth. Kal is likely the biggest troll on the world wide web. Kal must have a place in the Guinness book of world records for making the most threats that never happen and also for most projects boasted about but never completed and likely a spot for author with most books never published.

In the most recent of tirades from Kal he nows claims to be filing police reports and a report with the FBI about this Mike Horn fellow. Oh and of course this shit cake Kalwould like to see everyone eat is frosted with yet another threat of a lawsuit. Wasn't that jackass Kal mouting off about having Mike Horn arrested and prosecuted along with Bill Meierr and all the rest?

Earth to Kal. Earth to Kal. THERE ARE NO LAWSUITS COMING FROM YOU. YOU ARE NOT HAVING ANYONE PROSECUTED FOR CONSUMER FRAUD. YOU ARE NOT HAVING ANYONE ARRESTED. YOU ARE NOT A REAL COLONEL. YOUR BOOKS IS NOT BEING PUBLISHED BY PROMETHEUS. YOU DO NOT HAVE A REAL TELEVISION SHOW. YOUR WRITING IS TERRIBLE AND SO ARE YOUR BASIC ENGLISH SKILLS. This is sad when I say that because my writing skills are shit to begin with. Earth to Kal. Earth to Kal. YOU ARE NOT LEADING ANY KIDON UNIT. THERE IS NO SPECIAL SECRET SERVICES OTHER THAN THE ONE YOU MADE UP. THERE IS NO 32 VOLUME SERIES EXPOSING ANYTHING. YOU AREN'T PROTECTING CONSUMERS OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DONE WHAT YOU DID TO SOME PEOPLE IN PRAGUE. THERE ARE NOT ANY LAWSYERS TAKING ACTION ON YOUR BEHALF BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO HAVE A JOB AND MONEY TO ACTUALLY PAY THE LAWYERS. Earth to Kal. Earth to Kal. KAL YOU DO NOT HAVE A TELEVISION DEAL. YOU DO NOT HAVE AND NEVER HAD A $25,000,000 PRODUCTION BUDGET.

Earth to Kal. Earth to Kal. You are a twit. You are a pretender. You are full of yourself. You are delusional. You are an IDIOT!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are lying vermin, "Colonel".

Jimmy D said...

I loathe you, Korff.

For the true heroes you dishonour by your lies and boasting.

For the people here - like V*jt*ch and M*ch**la and Milos "Fuck You" Bartu - you have hurt and cheated.

One day, somewhere in Prague, we will bump into each other.

I cannot wait for that day.

You are utter scum.