And on with the latest from our good friend FN who continues to EXPOSE the LIES of Kal K. Korff............
Korffing Assumption Document
October 30, 2011
Why is Kalvin Karlton Korff responding to this blog?
Assumption: Kalvin is responding directly to this blog because he hopes that the people who continually poach his Face Book Wall might finally become so annoyed with his lies that they will break their silence and confront him directly on his Wall.
Conclusion: True.
Outcome: This will not happen. Korffers are too smart to fall for this grade school trick. Kalvin amuses us far too much to pull the plug on one of the best outlets we have to keep tabs on Kalvin and right the lies on a daily basis.
Editorial: You see Kalvin, the worst thing you could have done was to join Face Book; and that was in a childish response to F1 Racer making a fake Korff Face Book page, so sweet.
The second worst thing was to try and foist the phony SYNDICATED ACCREDITED INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER JOURNALIST lie upon the “open” world.
Telling your lies on youtube and that pathetic template web site was bad enough, but somewhat closeted; doing it on Face Book, and then telling a lie so easily checked upon with a simple Google News Search has been your undoing.
Keep it up Kalvin. Our amusement will end when you stop lying.
END
(More Korffing Assumption Documents to come)
28 comments:
How to become an internationally syndicated journalist in just a few easy steps.
#1. Read some articles on a topic of interest in actual publications, written by real life (not fantasy life) professional journalists. Make sure they actually have real credentials, training and education in journalism.
#2. Paraphrase articles and slightly reword and reorder everything so that the plagiarism isn't totally obvious. Be careful not to include any original research, new information or make any attempts at actual insight or analysis. Leave this to the pros!
#3. Post articles on Scribd. Since it's on the internet, it's international. Wow, aren't you glad you didn't waste your time going to college or working your way up the ranks at real news organizations!
Kal's "vile" is full of the same thing that's in his skull. That's right, Kal's vial is full of air. No "nanodust" in either container, because it's as imaginary as Kal's (pick a number) book deal or his team of international lawyers.
Kal's silly bullshit is vile, however.
It's pretty surreal, some yutz named Kal Korff coming to a blog named "Kal Korff is an IDIOT" for inspiration and the only attention he manages to attract these days, all the while referring to the blog as a website while he tries to pass himself off as an IT consultant. It's almost as funny as his Paintball Hero career.
If Kal's lips are moving or his (stolen) keyboard is rattling, he's lying. Which makes it "udderly" hysterical when he carries on about honesty, integrity, truth, or other such concepts he has no real understanding of. It's all so sad, I'm going to have to go look at photos of puppies for a while.
Korffing Assumpation Document
November 8, 2011
Why has Kalvin Karlton Korff dropped all reference to his claims regarding planting nanodust on the Indian – Afghanistan border?
Assumption: We could assume a few things here.
1. That Kalvin has moved on to more important things. But no, that couldn’t be it; Kalvin moved away from the USA to pursue this activity.
2. Kalvin might have been instructed to go to deep, deep, deep covert cover and stop all this Face Book and Youtube release of information as well? No, that couldn’t be it because “they” would have had him pull all of his old “case sensitive” internet material as well.
Conclusion: Kalvin stopped all reference to anything regarding his supposed terrorism fighting activities including his nanodust claims because a number of CZ-based Korffers told Afghanistan governmental officials that there seemed to be a person (Kalvin) messing about their borders, placing an unknown substance in their soil, and making grandiose claims on video and on Youtubve (smart guy that kalvin).
Upon hearing this, these same officials put the fear of God into our favorite genuine idiot and Kalvin then ceased all reference to any terrorism fighting he might otherwise brag about.
Editorial: As this episode proves out, Kalvin Karlton Korff, when directly confronted with his lies, and confronted with more than words, will run away from those lies, his own country and his manhood, such as it is.
This episode also proves out the reason why Kalvin has dropped all reference to his previous, fake and fully fraudulent internet persona, Fighter of Terrorism, only to take up a new, fake and fully fraudulent persona; Face Book / Scribd Syndicated Investigative Journalist.
END
(More Korffing Assumpation Documents to come)
(raises hand)
why would he need to be using night vision for his video showing the "viles" while STILL IN PRAGUE???
Kind of looks like he's doing crack on a police surveillance video.
Actually, the Nanodust spreading mission was to the Pakistan border, not Afghanistan. This is even worse for the Kernal because Pakistan actually has a functioning government and has a powerful intelligence agency, the ISI. Of course, since they are not complete fucking morons, they wouldn't waste their time on Kal and his laughable bullshit! Anyway, this was an easy mistake to make because Kal has spread such an enormous amount of bullshit over the years, you would have to have quite a memory to keep track of the smaller details of even half of it.
I actually did send all of Kals nanodust BS to the Pakistani Embassy. I got a polite " we will look into it" email.
I guess they nailed KKKal
F1 Racer
"...Pakistan"
Yup, that would be it. Oops. As you said, there's so much bullshit spewed that it's hard to keep it straight.
And like you said, it doesn't matter.
I will say that I think my assuption papers are proably more right, and truthful than his lies... :-)
If that makes any sense?
Keep on Korffing.
FN
Korffers, can you hear that? Me neither.
Nobodies listening, nobody cares.
Syndicated... Shit! Ha, ha, ha!
Keep counting Korff, nobody else is.
Dummy.
Kal Korff: Hi, there are now over 8,000 hits for the 78 articles I have posted that I've written during the past couple of months. I'm really honored and humbled from your interest, kind words and support. As a writer and journalist and fellow human being it means a lot to me. I will post more of them in the next few days, I admit I am always behind in doing this. I have some hard hitting exposes coming on the Occupy Wall Street Movement, China's 3,000 miles of underground nuclear bunkers and tunnels, on Iran, on Obama, the scandal of the Berkeley project regarding Global Warming, etc. Hope you enjoy them and thanks again everyone.
As a writer and journalist and fellow human being it means a lot to me.
So Kal feels the need to persuade his flock that he is a human as well as a journalist? Somebody has issues.
Just to keep you up to date Korffers,
This Korff URL, supporting another Korff lie that never really took off...
Free iPads for peace, the Peace Museum in Dayton, Ohio, you know, that one....
This URL will be available very soon, just like ufowatchcat.com did a few months back and a Korffer swooped in and grabbed that one.
http://www.priyamitra.org/
This URL "seems" to go nowhere at this point. A preemptive web site index page (that’s all there ever was by the way) deletion by Korff I suspect.
I assum that there might be an upcoming Assumpation Paper to follow this activity?
Okay.... Lying lair.
What reporter (name me a single REAL reporter) who constantly crows (lies) on Face Book about their SYNDICATED articles and that they will be published in an unknown newspaper.
ZERO
Again any visitors to this blog, do a Kal Korff Google News Search for ANY date range.
ZERO
Stay vigilant. Publish the truth about Kalvin Karlton Korff; our genuine idiot.
Kal Korff: Hi everyone: I am honored to report that my expose titled - Iran's Nuclear Bomb: The Bill Clinton Connection, will hit the newspaper tomorrow.
kal Korff: Hi everyone, here's my promised expose of the link between U.S. president Bill Clinton and Iran's nuclear bomb.
one day, kal, you're going to slip up, get caught, sent back to america and thrown back in the loony bin where you belong. you're crazy as a fruitcake and a menace to the internet.
let me qualify that last comment. i don't wish to engage in a perverse back-channel dialog with korff via here and could care less about what he types on facebook his website or anywhere else. i only want to inform kal that the inevitable will happen. he will slip up, he will get caught, he will find himself sent back to america when the fun all finally ends. the newspaper reporter thing is just another attempt to delay the inevitable. he couldnt fake a paramilitary group funded by isreal. he couldn't fake a tv show with his iphone and youtube. he may think he's effectively faking a newspaper and may have gasped a few extra months breathing room with it. but he'll get bored of this trick too and slip up. its just a matter of time.
You are lying scum, "Colonel".
Apologise publicly and in full to Mr S*dl*c*k for your theft of his honor.
Do that, and I will quit masterbating to your photo everday.
---I appreciate your point, anonymous. I may well appear obsessive to you. But I believe that Kalvin must be confronted with his crimes and their consequences - every day. He must not be allowed to forget them. This is why I keep banging on about this particular point.
Korff devastated a fine man. He has never gotten over what Korff did to him. For this, I truly belive that Korff is irredeemable scum.
Jimmy D,
If poosible, can we get Big Don Ecker together with Mr S*dl*c*k ?
E-mail, Skype, phone call?
I think something more needs to be done.
FN
I doubt it,
Mr S a/ hardly speaks any English, and b/ doesn't wish to revisit this painful incident. Quite apart from anything else, he feels humiliated, and has no desire to widen or extend this perceived humiliation.
---I appreciate your point, anonymous. I may well appear obsessive to you. But I believe that Kalvin must be confronted with his crimes and their consequences - every day. He must not be allowed to forget them. This is why I keep banging on about this particular point.
Korff devastated a fine man. He has never gotten over what Korff did to him. For this, I truly belive that Korff is irredeemable scum.
I can't simply believe that this man is devastated in any way. This is horse shit and the threats of violence need to end as it doesn't help the cause. And the fact that you know that he will never apologize to this man makes you come across as a stalker like he is.
..perhaps the Kernel's 'viles' are also radioactive???
VIENNA (AP) — The U.N. nuclear agency is reporting "very low" — but higher than usual — levels of radiation in the Czech Republic and elsewhere in Europe.
http://news.yahoo.com/nuke-agency-reports-unusual-radiation-europe-134506410.html
My God, what a HUGE liar. A GIANT lying liar. And a waste of lying space at that.
There are so many better liars to be found.
I'll ask again Korff, what newspaper? A single link Korff.
The Google News Search function does not lie.
You, on the other hand, do.
So much amusement.
Kal Korff: Here's the link again to my expose article which got published in the newspaper exposing Democrat Bill Clinton, and how he and George Tenet (then CIA Director) gave Iran the actual blueprints to a nuclear implosion device.
Wait, I thought Kalvin was syndicated, now it's just "the newspaper"? Syndicated columns appear in multiple publications simultaneously. You are not "syndicated" to just one single newspaper, or your syndication agency isn't syndicating anything.
I guess the fantasy is being refined, and now the preferred vision is of Kal Korff working busily away with the printers ink on his hands at the newspaper where his articles are published. Mom must be so proud!
Kal Korff = Liar + Fraud
Dumbass. One of Kal's three great claims to fame. Exposing Billy Meier (about as difficult as exposing Santa Claus), being on Larry King (pimping this very error laden attempt, quickly escorted off the set and NEVER invited back), and "solving" the JFK assassination. Right.
The first time I heard of Kal Korff was when I
saw a video he had done called “Final Verdict: JFK’s Murder Solved!” My having personally studied the JFK assassination for over a quarter of a century and having bought and read through a complete set of the 26 volumes of the Warren Commission and studied the findings of the House Select Committee on Assassinations, I wanted to know just how Kal Korff had managed to do what no one else had done, including two Government inquiries. Rather than to go into great depths of the fiasco pertaining to Korff’s video on the Kennedy case – I’ll just share a quick example of his inability or a lack of desire to learn the subject matter before making definitive
claims about something.
In the opening minutes of the ‘Final Verdict: JFK’s Murder Solved’ video … Korff mentions a little girl in “red pants” who is seen on the Zapruder film. Korff then gives her name as Linda Kay Willis and tells us what she said about the shooting. Linda Kay Willis had testified before the Warren Commission. I should tell everyone that the girl Kal Korff is talking about seeing on the Zapruder film was Rosemary Willis, not Linda Kay Willis. Rosemary is Linda Kay’s sister. Rosemary did not testify before the Commission, nor did either sister have on pants during the Kennedy assassination. Korff was in error because he did not know his subject matter well enough before trying to appear as an authority on it!
Kal Korff wrongly identifies the little girl in the Zapruder Film and mistook her for wearing pants
So Kal was wrong and had it published for the whole world to see. What else in his "solution" to the assassination is fucked up, wrong, based on misinformation and stupidly in error regarding basic fundamental facts? And if this is so fucked up, what about Kal Korff's other "original research".
Nobody would allow this shithead klutz to publish newspaper articles, syndicated or not. Your newspaper would quickly become a laughing stock and lose credibility as a source of accurate timely information. Your mom may be fooled into thinking you work at a newspaper, Kal, but nobody else in the whole fucking world would. Dumbass.
the real test of the larry king incident would be, did they ever repeat it? goes without saying that KAL KORFF would never be invited to appear on a legitimate television show more than once, unless the reason was to demonstrate what an evil demented little scumbag he is (i.e. Encounters - The Hidden Truth and all those other high caliber Fox UFO specials which KAL KORFF regards as significant).
but was the larry king episode repeated? not just the next day or over the weekend to fill up a 30 minute scheduling hole, but say every year on November 22? or even just once the following year?
No.
Face Book Korffing Update
Korff's been off Face Book since Saturday.
Special OP's no doubt.
Lying lair.
sulking after being confronted by a friend list drone who wanted to know precisely which english language newspaper. not an unreasonable question, unless it is being asked of KAL KORFF :D
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