Well lads I thought I would post this piece of bullshit written by Kal and posted to the nation Master website. Quite a laugh of a read I must say. My comments included and as always i appreciate your comments on this rubbish. Don't miss out on the new video from Santa in a floppy hat where Santa roundly trounces Kal!!
Kal K. Korff, (born Steven Thomas ) is the President and Chief Executive Officer of CriticalThinkers
Armed with an IQ of more than 200, known worldwide for solving numerous mysteries, whether they are criminal, historical, scientific, or even “paranormal,” Kal Korff is an Author, Broadcaster, Columnist and Investigative Journalist known for his hard-hitting exposes and doing original research. Korff's enormously popular column, "Kal's Korner", appears at least three times a day in print and is read by millions around the world each week in several languages. In addition, "Kal's Korner" also appears on the popular syndicated radio program The "X" Zone Radio Show, hosted by famed Canadian Broadcaster, Rob McConnell.
Kal is too fucking stupid to have anything above an average if not subpar IQ. Kal uses the researchof others as his own and has not been writing for any newspapers for years and years after getting FIRED from a free ad laden paper handed out. And his stuff was never read by millions around the world it was read by bored people during the rail rush. And we all know how Kal was kicked off xzone radio.
Kal Korff has pioneered original concepts and techniques in several fields of study. These include archaeology, artificial intelligence, computing, criminology, forensics, graphical user interfaces, historical research, human interface design, hypermedia, multimedia, nanotechnology, physics, and weaponry.
Show me one thesis or original research paper written by Kal on any of the topics he claims. Kal can barely manage to wipe his own arse. We also know that Kal's computer claims are lies.
Kal has written and has had published more than 4,000 articles and materials in 64 magazines and newspapers around the world. Since 1975, he has lectured to more than 300,000 people in the United States and Europe.
No Kal has never written 4,000 articles. You see Kal has his own brand of math he uses to arrive at these outlandish figures. His math is called lying.
A passionate and driven researcher, Korff has worked for companies such as Atari, Xerox, Apple Computer, Claris, The Boeing Company, and was a security-cleared Senior Systems Analyst, Level III, at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory during the original U.S. Government-funded Strategic Defense Initiative or “Star Wars” program.
More rubbish from Kal. What Kal won;t tell you is that he was NEVER directly employed by LLNL and he NEVER worked on the Star Wars program. Kal's work at Apple and Claris was just more bullshit.
A Broadcaster, Lecturer, Producer and Teacher, Korff devotes his life to humanitarian causes and issues of universal importance. Kal’s original insights and expertise have allowed him to contribute content or appear on virtually every major talk show and TV network, including ABC, CNN’s Larry King Live!, FOX, Discovery Channel, MSNBC, National Geographic TV, Entertainment Tonight and NBC’s Leeza. Additionally, Kal has been featured or quoted in scores of newspapers and magazines, including the San Francisco Examiner, the Washington Post, U.S. News and World Report, Metropolitni Expres, Skeptical Inquirer, San Jose Mercury News, Indianapolis Star, Skepter, Stanford Daily, Oakland Tribune, Yakima Herald, Phoenix New Times, Fortean Times, Saga, Omni, The Prague Post, True, Plus, the South China Daily.
Since when was stalking, lying, and acting like a crazed dick considered humanitarian? It is true that Kal weaseled his way onto some shows and in some newspapers. Kal actually said that one article in the San Jose Mercury that exposes him as a complete buffoon wasn't real because there is a picture showing Kal wearing glass and Kal claims he doesn't wear glasses and therefor the article is a fake. What????
Rewriting and Correcting History by Making It
Kal Korff first made history in June of 1976 when he was a teenager and became the youngest person ever known to develop a fully functional design for a nuclear "doomsday" weapon. His concentrated Plutonium-based, high vaporization yield atomic bomb project was entered into the local science fair as a "physics experiment", as was his other science project on extraterrestrial life. Both of Korff's entries won. Shortly afterwards, Korff's design was "secured" and he began taking special College Prep or CP classes in high school. Kal Korff finished high school in three years, and returned during his fourth year to graduate with his classmates.
Kal can call it rewriting history but adults call it lying. Kal stole the story of the real A-Bomb Kid and it is a well known fact that Kal never built anything close to a bomb other than his own pathetic life.
Before he finished high school, Korff completed his first book: The Meier Incident: The Most Infamous Hoax in UFOlogy, (Towne Scribe Press, 1980) which sold out. He also became the youngest ever Columnist for Gambi Publications in New York, and wrote the monthly UFO Photo File analysis section of UFO Report magazine, which pioneered the first analysis of UFO-related photos and films by the modern computing processing techniques now common today. Korff worked with the Jet Propulsion Laboratory and Quantex Corporation, both pioneers in the computerized image enhancement field.
So if Kal is the first person to ever do these things or the youngest, why isn;t he some sort of world record holder?
On November 22, 1993 Kal Korff made history again when he appeared on CNN's Larry King Live! during the special 30th anniversary show dedicated to the memory of President John F. Kennedy, who was assassinated in Dallas, Texas, on November 22, 1963. After a 16 year study, Kal Korff received worldwide recognition for being the first person to actually solve JFK's murder. In honor of his historic achievement, Kal Korff replaced famed "Case Closed" author Gerald Posner, who was originally sought for the show. Korff appeared on Larry King Live! along with former House Select Committee for Assassinations Chief Investigator (HSCA) Gaeton Fonzi, and in a one-sided debate that everyone universally agrees Korff won, Fonzi's claims were effectively shredded by Korff and disproven in his comprehensive 16 year study. His win over Fonzi was so complete, that not a single caller telephoned in to speak to Gaeton Fonzi that night on Larry King Live.
Ah yes Kal's crowning moment where he conned his way onto the Larry King show. Kal claimed Larry wanted to do another show but larry's producer said it would never happen.
In late 1996 Korff made history yet another time when he played a key role as an expert witness in the O.J. Simpson civil defense case, which resulted in a conviction against Simpson via a guilty verdict. Korff used his unique expertise on Kennedy's assassination to help prep and brief lawyers who then successfully cross-examined and subsequently destroyed the credibility of Simpson's "photographic expert" and JFK "conspiracy buff", Robert J. Groden.
Kal was never an expert witness and never worked on the OJ Simpson case in any capacity. I seem to recall Kal claiming he worked for the prosecution during the criminal trial too. I'd ask Kal to prove it but he can;t because it never happened.
On July 4, 1997 Kal Korff made history still again. In a historic all day broadcast live from studios at MSNBC headquarters in Redmond, Washington at Microsoft; NBC headquarters in New York; Roswell, New Mexico; the Jet Propulsion Laboratories in Pasadena, California; and from the planet Mars, literally -- all live and all day -- Kal Korff appeared on TV as a special, featured honored guest with the Mars Pathfinder landing team. On the show with Korff were Captain James McAndrew of the United States Air Force and author of the two Roswell UFO investigations for the United States Government and United States Air Force, and Colonel Joe Kittinger, a genuine American hero who still holds the world's record for the highest altitude parachute jump.
And I'm sure if we asked Captain McAndrew and Colonel Kittinger who you are they'd say "Who?" Stop living in the last century Kal.
In July of 2006 the largest Czech daily newspapers in the European Union published several exclusive stories which blew open and subsequently proved the long standing rumors that Kal Korff is also a Captain in an elite unit known as the Special Secret Services or (S3)[1]]. Korff focuses specifically on counter terrorism operations, penetration, disruption and take down initiatives, and is also involved in execution. Additionally, Korff helps expose and prosecute consumer frauds.
What Kal means to say here is that the largest free giveaway advertisement filled newspaper in the Czech Republic had an article written by Kal in which Kal claimed to be a colonel in an organization that does not exist.
In 2007 Korff is expected to make history still further with his three book series called Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots, which will be published by Prometheus Books in 2007 and is considered to be the definitive work on terrorism yet written. Volume II of the series is regarded as the final word on the Munich Massacre at the 1972 Olympics, and it exposes George Jonas' bestselling, iconic work Vengeance and Steven Spielberg's Munich as literary and theatrical frauds.
Kal has been trying to get this "book series" published since last century and Prometheus Books has made it clear they will not be publishing it. It is rumored that Kal is on the watch list of Steven Spielberg's security team.
Secret Wars is the result of a five year series of literally secret operations. It is also presently being made into a Reality-based TV series, which is also truly historic, where Kal Korff’s "many secret lives” are choronicled for viewers who will also be able to see and actually participate in, helping bring terrorists, con artists and other criminals to justice. Consumers will also actively participate in many exposes of so-called "leading UFO personalities."
I lost count of the number of television shows Kal has failed to deliver.
Currently, Kal Korff serves as the duly elected President and CEO of CriticalThinkers, a metaorganizational "think tank" dedicated to conducting strictly original research in the areas of science, technology, history, philosophy, religion, political and social issues and humanitarian causes. CriticalThinkers has more than 200 alliance partners around the world.
Critical Thinkers has exactly 1 alliance partner and that would be Kal himself. The San Jose Mercury News exposed Critical Thinkers as a small group of crackpots.
An experienced Executive, Kal is also the former Chief Information Officer (CIO), Chief Technical Officer (CTO) and Columnist for the newspaper The Prague Post. He is the former President and Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of TotalResearch, Vice-President and is a co-inventor of the world famous “BookBrowser” online information system.
Kal is not an experienced executive other than being one in his own mind.
As a Captain in the Special Secret Services or (S3)[1]], Korff focuses specifically on counter terrorism operations, penetration and disruption initiatives, and is also involved in execution. Additionally, Korff helps expose and prosecute consumer frauds. His three book series called Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots, will be published by Prometheus Books in 2007 and is considered to be the definitive work on terrorism yet written. It reveals the first details of Korff's longstanding work in counter intelligence, which was first disclosed by the Czech media in July of 2006.
Kal's fantasy was disclosed by Kal in a newspaper he wrote for. If Kal truly helped expose and prosecute consumer fraud then he would have to issue his own confession and turn himself in.
Criticism and Controversy
Kal Korff is the author of seven books, Final Verdict: JFK’s Murder SOLVED!, Spaceships of the Pleiades: The Billy Meier Story, and The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don’t Want You to Know. Some claim his work is either government disinformation, "brilliant," or poorly researched. Korff is not a "believer" in UFOs, like many in the UFO field, but admits seeing one in front of eyewitnesses and has written two definitive works on two of the most popular UFO cases of all time: exposing the Meier UFO cult and Roswell.
Kal did get a few books published and most have been found full of errors and outright nonsense.
Korff's new TV series, Secret Wars, produced by Pavel Janousek and Saudi millionaire Sheikh Khalid Mohammad, among others, is currently exposing several top UFO researchers: Paul Kimball, Royce Myers III, Dr. James Deardorff [2], Billy Meier cult "spokesman" Michael Horn [3], Stanton T. Friedman, David Biedny, etc. [4].
Another lie by Kal and there has never been a television series of any sort.
"In just 7 pages in his 1995 book against the Meier case I found 9 false or unsupported claims, 13 errors offact, 12 misleading impressions, an irrelevancy, and 3 innuendos or false implications. That was in his section dealing with the Talmud Jmmanuel [5] (pp. 36 & 78-83), which document I've researched thoroughly but Korff seems not to have even read." by Dr. James Deardorff.
Naturally, Deardorff fails to mention he is NOT a qualified Biblical scholar recognized by anyone, and that no legitimate Biblical scholar takes Meier's "Talmud" seriously, especially Korff. [6]Deardorff also fails to also admit (deliberately) that he is an avid religious follower and "true believer" in the Talmud, and thinks it represents the last testament of Jesus Christ, despite the fact there there is NO ORIGINAL manuscript -- a fact Deardorff admitted to Korff. Deardorff is not qualified to "critique" Meier's Talmud, let alone any criticisms of it. Until the ORIGINAL manuscript for the Talmud is found, it remains a document with no legitimacy or verifiable historical provenance.
I don't know Dr. Deardorff but he has something Kal doesn;t have and that would be a college degree.
On the 1/11/07 'X' Zone radio show with host Rob McConnell [7] Korff briefly recounted his role as an expert witness in the O.J. Simpson civil trial, proving that his self-righteous "critic" Paul Kimball's claims that "Korff was not a witness," were false. Kimball was not present at the event, never talked to either Korff nor the people he interacted with, and has no firsthand knowledge of events. Kimball is not in a position to "critique" Korff's involvement, especially since several attorneys who practice law (Kimball never has and still does not), even from Kimball's own school have now come forth claiming that Kimball is wrong. Some of these people appear on camera in Secret Wars, and shred Kimball to pieces. Korff's involvement in the O.J. Simpson civil trial is "old news" (much to Kimball's subsequent embarrassment), and was first broadcast on several radio stations in Texas in the late 1990s while Kimball was still busy studying in school, as the the "X" Zone Radio Show broadcast subsequently proved. [8] The Dickerson broadcasts which chronicled Korff's involvement at the time of the Simpson trial many years ago, have now come back to haunt Kimball, who did no firsthand checking of his own, and never corresponded with Korff.
Kal was never involved in the OJ Simpson court case. Paul Kimball is a law school graduate. Kal has no college degrees.
The TV episodes in the upcoming Reality-based series, Secret Wars, document several operations that eliminate terrorists, and show how several self-proclaimed "leading lights" in the UFO field (Kimball, Myers III, Horn, Biedny, etc.,) were all fed information to test their integrity, honesty and basic capabilities of doing simple research by applying uniform standards of evidence -- and they ALL FAILED!
Seems here lads that the only one failing any sort of integrity test here is Kal. No rational responsible adult lies about being a colonel.
The sequences by the attorneys in Secret Wars exposing Kimball and Myers III are particularly brutal, and the Executive Producers have already indicated that they intend to sue Kimball, Myers III and their clique in court in the Fall of 2007, right after the first episodes of Secret Wars air before the public and are admitted formally into evidence, in order to obtain an easy summary judgment for libel, slander, and defamation of character, -- among other charges. The Executive Producers of Secret Wars do not have to show damages or malicious intent by filing against parties in the European Union, the judgments of which are automatically enforceable by treaty with the United States. Instead, the Executive Producers of Secret Wars only need prove that Kimball, Myers III, Horn, et al are wrong.
That's already been done.
The Executive Producers will put on trial, before camera and in court, the false claims and lies made against Korff by Kimball, Myers III, Horn, etc., and expose them before the viewing public.
Legal experts agree that once the first episodes of Secret Wars air in September 2007, court judgments against several parties will be a mere formality. Furthermore, viewers will get to see Kimball, Myers III, Horn and others sued. Legal paperwork concerning lawsuits to be filed against Alien Autopsy hoaxer Ray Santilli and Michael Horn for consumer fraud, are now being prepared by several attorneys.
Korff is represented by the largest law firm in the Czech Republic, European Union, which has international jurisdiction via its offices and partners worldwide.
Kal Korff has sued no one. Kal has not fild a single lawsuit or brought any sort of action against anyone he claims. Kal is not represented by the largest law firm in the Czech Republic. In fact Kal had to illegally impersonate a lawyer in a FAILED ATTEMPT to scare Don Ecker! Kal is a coward and he is not suing or exposing anyone. To this day Kal continues his mindless legal threats.
Kal, get some help, take some medication and try coming back to reality some day you sad little freak.
