Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Kal Korff is a petty tyrant and victim and OWN WORST ENEMY


Imagine just laying all blame for every single bad thing that happens to you on the doorstep of another person. Imagine just about every dealing you have a with a human being going right down the drain. Image now if you will always thinking you are right and believe everyone picks on you. Imagine being Kal Korff and that is what life is like.

Poor, dumb and bloated Kal just cannot seem to catch a break! First Kal can't get his book published. Next Kal has to be a no show at the debate with Kevin Randle because he says there is a terror threat. Kal's brother gets shot because the cops are all involved in a conspiracy and his brother was just an innocent hitch hiker..........no wait, his brother wasn't a hitch hiker......well I suppose the story Kal gives depends on the day of the week. Then we have Kal involved in some purported theft and fraud from business owner Milos Bartu. Next Kal is claiming that Vojtek is someone dishonorable.

In one video Kal put up on the Internet Kal actually calls himself a victim. Notice the single thing that a lot of people have pointed out here and elsewhere about Kal. That one single very consistent thing is that everyone but Kal is always in the wrong. Everyone else is the bad guy except for Kal. Every failure or problem is everyone else's fault except Kal's.

Kal Korff called himself a victim in one of his Internet video babble sessions. Go back and look through Kal's videos. There is one where he is giving that lecture to an empty room but acts like it is full. You know the one where he thanks the Israeli delegation for being there? Yes, that crazy ass video! During this video Kal mentions that some guy he used to work with "stole" his girlfriend.

Kal blames Milos Bartu for bad business dealings. Note that Kal in his video suddenly has a problem with Milos and then suddenly Kal has been investigating Milos! ahahahahahahaha If Kal only knew how utterly stupid his excuses are.

Kal is beyond and reproach or question in his twisted little world. Nothing is ever his fault and all others are to blame for everything that befalls him. Like a child who gets caught stealing and blames the police, his friends, or maybe his siblings for every bit of it, Kal's behavior follows much in the same fashion when he encounters people who won't just lay down for him or shower him with praise at his beck and call. Notice how all of Kal's past dealing start off where everyone gets along well and Kal says nothing but good things about them? Next thing you know it all goes to shit and Kal is now out to get everyone and it is never Kal's fault! Never his fault according to Kal and we all know how much you can't rely on Kal to give you the straight story.

What is utterly disgusting and reprehensible with Kal is all the childish threats he hands out. He's going to sue you! He's going to have you prosecuted! He's going to contact the government of the country you live in! Kal's going to have you labeled as a racist! He's going to expose you! Kal is going to call your boss! Kal is going to take another oath! Kal will make the earth rumble around you! Kal will get you and your little dog too!!

Stop being such a fucking victim Kal. Pull yourself up off the ground for once and stop being such a pussy about everything. Stand up, look people in the eye, and be a man for once in your pathetically drab life. Try wiping your own ass for a change instead of blaming everyone else for the stains! Good lord man! Stop being a coward, a vexer, a victim and a petty tyrant! Really Kal, you are a PETTY TYRANT who foists his short comings and personal problems on other people and blames others for every single bad thing that happens not only to yourself but those around you!

Take a look in the mirror and you'll see what the source of all your problems are! No stupid, not the reflection of the towel hanging on the wall.........I'm talking about you!! Yes Kal, you! YOU are the source of all your own problems You are your OWN WORST ENEMY! Kal claims to have a high IQ and to be an analyst but I find that hard to swallow because he can't even evaluate the true root cause of all his problems. Himself! Stop blaming others you ridiculous, cowering, childish, whimpering, utterly pathetic and disturbingly obsessive little man.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not the most articulate posting for this blog, but it is to the point. I personally believe all of Kal's sufferings are at his own hands.

Anonymous said...

I nearly pissed my pants from reading the word "ignoramus" - damn, that was funny.

thanks.

Anonymous said...

And here I thought Kal was so-o-o busy writing his 6-volume, or was it 4 or 9-volume? SecretxWars book for Promotheus that he wouldn't have time to even keep up with his site, let alone botch it up the way he's done now.
Meantime, he's also been very busy in Switzerland working with Martina on 'The Great Debate' DVD between he and Michael Horn.
I wonder if Michael knows this, since I noticed the following on another Billy Meier related UFO
site:
..................................
"Michael Horn: Yes, indeed, the anonymous, unqualified armchair experts sure come out to greet ya on this one.

Once again, my fine feathered friends, please step up to the plate and substantiate your claims. And, while you're at, pray tell let us know what a REAL UFO case is with REAL irreproducible evidence.

After 30 years of investigating this case - and sharing the stage with a world class astrophysicist who endorses it - I suggest that you get yourselves up to speed as to what's credible and what isn't.

And, while you're doing that, don't give up your day jobs.

P.S. If there was anyone with any professional stature, any credibility in this field who'd like to take me on in a debate, please belly up to the bar.
February 3, 5:36 PM"
..................................

Read the p.s. Kal!... TWICE!!

Your friendly 'terrorist',

Digger

Anonymous said...

Kal,
Further to your most recent video: it's cold in Prague at the moment, so you wear a fur hat - fair enough.
But why do you wear it inside? Have you had your heating cut off?

Anonymous said...

Blog updated,

It seems ole Kal has a long friendship and work relationship with none other than HOLOCAUST DENIER Jeff Rense.

check out www.rense.com and do a search there for Kal Korff.

F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

Korff's nemesis (well, one of them) Paul Kimball spent some time tracking Rense: http://www.rensewatch.blogspot.com/

Apparently Kimball made an appearance on Rense's program a few years ago without having listened to it or reading Rense's website (not all that unusual for a filmmaker), but then had a look and was appalled to find out after the fact what Rense was all about.

Anonymous said...

Yeah. Where's colonel Kolumbo on this one? If Korff really wants to aim at someone and be right for a change he should confront the imbeciles at www.rense.com.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Colonel Milky Licker's relationship with this Rense guy was before Colonel Crackhead converted to a religion that better suited his fantasies?

Anonymous said...

Kal's double standards are no new thing, really. He rails against Dr. Randle for his work, yet Brad Sparks gets a hall pass from Kal. Kal runs his mouth about Myers, Randle, etc., as parties to "consumer fraud", but leaves Rob McConnell alone when the X-Zone is chock full of charlatans.

By that standard, of course Kal screams "hate crime" every time F1 or myself sends him an email that dares to call his claims into question, but Rense gets a free ride. It's just Kal being selective: McConnell and Rense have air time that Kal craves, Sparks still somewhat defends Kal, of course they won't be guilty of any crime.

Kal has always had a double standard. An article in a newspaper he feels praises him is "proof that he is who he says he is". An article that calls into question his dubious qualifications is obviously a piece of fantasy, written by an author who didn't consult with Kal. Myers is "guilty until he proves otherwise". Accusers of Kal have to prove their point as "it's all in the public record" (as if science fair ribbons are somehow cataloged by the Library of Congress).

If Kal ever took a logic class his head might explode.

Right now we are witnessing the final act of a man who'd world is caving in around him. He can't publish a video without us using it against him, he can't write any "press releases" for his site because those are ripped to shreds by people on this blog minutes after they are posted. The internet, which Kal once saw as his ticket to fame, has turned against him, used by amateur sleuths to poke gigantic holes in Kal's claims.

Most people would see that they can't get away with lies, yet Kal seems to think his way out is to make them bigger and bolder.

And that's why so many of us relish watching his demise...


Brad Hudson
Dallas, Texas

Anonymous said...

It is sad to see average web users destroying Kal who claims to be an "internationally recognized author and analyst" among many other ridiculous and unsubstantiated claims. Just take a look at this absurd biography as I pick it apart piece by piece...

KAL K. KORFF - Kal's Korner - Armed with an IQ of 219, according to the Omni Magazine's World's Hardest IQ Test;

Kal claims to have never said he took a magazine IQ test but this is right off of the X-Zone's website!

known worldwide for solving numerous mysteries, whether they are criminal, historical, scientific, or even "paranormal,"

I suppose I could say that I am known worldwide for exposing Kal's ludicrous claims simply because people in other countries read this blog and my posts in the comments section.

- Kal Korffis an Author, Broadcaster, Columnist and Investigative Journalist known for his hard-hitting exposes and doing original research.

Kal is an author only in terms of the meaning of the word, not the spirit of it. Hard hitting? There som many holes in much of the "research" Kal claims to have done it is preposterous!

Korff's enormously popular column, "Kal's Korner", appears at least three times a day in print and is read by millions around the world each week in several languages.

There is a big difference between being wildly popular and widely ridiculed as a complete idiot. Read by millions in several different languages? Prove it. Oh, wait! That column doesn't exist anymore because Kal's column was canned!

In addition, "Kal's Korner" also appears on the popular syndicated radio program The "X" Zone Radio Show, hosted by famed Canadian Broadcaster, Rob McConnell.

Kal appears in the worst time slot imaginable when only Circle K clerks are awake and tuning in. Kal might call it appearance, others call it what it really is: Air filler.

Kal Korff has pioneered original concepts and techniques in several fields of study. These include archaeology, artificial intelligence, computing, criminology, forensics, graphical user interfaces, historical research, human interface design, hypermedia, multimedia, nanotechnology, physics, and weaponry.

I challenge Kal to provide one scientific peer reviewed paper he has written and had published. I'd like to see Kal provide a specific, verifiable example of each of the above claims for each of the above fields. Kal made the claim so using his own logic here it is up to him to provide the independently verifiable proof to back the claim.

Kal has written and has had published more than 5,000 articles and materials in 64 magazines and newspapers around the world.

I'm calling complete bullshit on this one. Someone hit a library anywhere in the world and see if you can dig up a citation for any of these alleged 5,000 article and 64 magazines. This doesn't include any of the newspaper clippings Kal collects.

Since 1975, he has lectured to more than 300,000 people in the United States and Europe.

I again challenge Kal to prove it.

A passionate and driven researcher, Korff has worked for companies such as Atari, Xerox, Apple Computer, Claris, The Boeing Company, and was a security-cleared Senior Systems Analyst, Level III, at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory during the original U.S. Government-funded Strategic Defense Initiative or "Star Wars" program.

The Atari and Xerox claims I've never heard of. I think enough research has been done to show that Kal's claims of the positions he says he had are boastful at best. Kal could prove all this by providing a signed waiver so someone could check out all these claims and see exactly what it was Kal did or did not do at these companies.

A Broadcaster, Lecturer, Producer and Teacher, Korff devotes his life to humanitarian causes and issues of universal importance.

A teacher? Kal is not a teacher and has no educational degrees beyone high school that are known. A broadcaster and producer? Sorry, YouTube.com doesn't cut it. And for a guy who claims to be devoted to "humanitarian causes" I certainly would like to see what Kal has done about global hunger, homelessness, disease, and the rest of it.

I don't think many people would find ufos or bigfoot of universal importance. Most assuredly I don't think most people would find threatening others with lawsuits and arrest very humanitarian.


Kal's original insights and expertise have allowed him to contribute content or appear on virtually every major talk show and TV network, including ABC, CNN's Larry King Live!, FOX, Discovery Channel, MSNBC, National Geographic TV, Entertainment Tonight and NBC's Leeza.

Here's a little secret Kal probably doesn't know - TV cameras love having a nut on. It is especially good for ratings. note that Kal has not been on any major network or program for years and years now?

Additionally, Kal has been featured or quoted in scores of newspapers and magazines, including the San Francisco Examiner, the Washington Post, U.S. News and World Report, Metropolitni Expres, Skeptical Inquirer, San Jose Mercury News, Indianapolis Star, Skepter, Stanford Daily, Oakland Tribune, Yakima Herald, Phoenix New Times, Fortean Times, Saga, Omni, The Prague Post, True, Plus, the South China Daily. -

Kal lists the Sna Jose Mercury News. This is interesting in light of one of Kal's video tirades where he claims the newspaper duped him and doctored a photo of him wearing glasses.

This biography of Kal's proves *nothing* other than Kal was on some television shows, some radio, and was quoted in some papers. It does not validate or provide any irrefutable evidence of Kal's self claimed background and achievements.

Kal Korff: 0

Bloggers and others: Too many to count.

I do think we are on the verge of watching Kal go into a complete meltdown.

Anonymous said...

One would also think that Kal K. Korff would avoid association with Jeff Rense, one of the pioneers of the 9/11 "truth" movement of idiot dingbat conspiracy theories that Colonel Korff's own work as a counter terrorism consultant has worked to disprove. Rense is named in specific by the well known Popular Mechanics study of the 9/11 attacks as a proponent of the pro-conspiracy wingnut group. One would think that if Kal K. Korff's thinking were to be consistent he would be accusing Rense of slander and libel for not agreeing with his conclusions.

http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military_law/4199607.html?page=3

Anonymous said...

The Atari and Xerox claims I've never heard of.

Kal K. Korff probably had to fill the paper well on a Xerox copier once, and may have helped someone attach their Atari 2600 to a television set so they could play Asteroids. In his lexicon this would amount to having worked for those companies in a functional capacity.

Anonymous said...

I gotta tell you, Korff has some real issues. I mean, if you look at this picture, here he is with his Israeli Super Secret Special Services arsenal.

http://hiwaay.net/%7Ejethridg/graphics/collection.jpg

I don't think a man with this sort of firepower should be trifled with. I think Michaela Kocis is just a player hater, and knows nothing of the True Kolonel Kalvin Klein Korff.

Anonymous said...

Kal's biography has long been problematic, especially since every biographical sketch on the web was written by...Kal K. Korff.

Nice explanation, Squonk. I can see Kal now... "Hey, I hooked his Atari up, so that's just like me working there".

Remember, folks, Don Ecker researched Kal's claims about working at LLNL. First, there is no position "Senior Analyst, Level 3". The only thing Don could find is that Kal might have done so IT work there as an employee of another company. He was never employed directly by LLNL. as for Claris & Apple, Kal answered customer questions concerning software over the phone. Interestingly enough, Kal told people at Claris that he was leaving because he had an inoperable tumor. He also told people that he was moving to Seattle to do a radio show like Coast to Coast and he was going to run Art Bell off the air. I guess that must have been some radio show, broadcast from the hardware room at Boeing. If my sources are correct, Kal's job at Boeing was little more than an entry level IT gig as well.

Kal has never held a security clearance of any type. He has no educational background to qualify him for anything outside a basic IT job, and using his website as an example it is clear he's not qualified to do development work, either. Our company does web development (along with a host of other internet related advertising work) and if someone applied for a development position with us had submitted kalkorff.com as part of their resume they would have never received a call back much less been offered a job.

Kal is nothing more than a BS artist. Unfortunately for Kal, most BS can be proven as BS in little time, thanks to the internet.

Sadly, Kal is 47 and he has no career. No company in their right mind would hire him for any job with all the baggage he carries. Even if he brought in a completely legit CV no one would bring him on because who can really say he's not lying whenever he speaks?


Brad Hudson
Dallas, TX

Anonymous said...

Kal K. Korff is 47 years old!?!?!?! You have got to be fucking kidding me with that! A 47 year old man running around acting like this is embarrassing to witness. You have to wonder how the rest of this guy's family acts! How sad and pathetic to see someone that old doing this sort of nonsense. That's just wrong.

Anonymous said...

Kal K. Korff
born 13 March, 1962, Alameda, CA

Anonymous said...

"You and your band of hateful lying friends FUCKING ASSHOLES are about to get what you deserve, each of you including your hateful friends at KKIAI blog and Brad and that terrorist Digger who CONTACTED AND THREATENED MY FAMILY. I am tired of this and I am going to end it NOW"
......................................
(I really wasn't going to do this, but since Kal likes to play games, I'll go along for the ride.
Since I suckered him into my little trap, I'm going to spring it). Level #1 of the game is:
A challenge to Mr. Kal Korff -
You have 7 days hence to provide me, via this blog or other means, or on your website, the (first only) names of your family members that I have contacted and threatened. Upon receipt of said names, I will personally send, along with my sincerest apology, each of the ladies a dozen fresh roses, and to each of the gentlemen, a box of the finest Cuban cigars.
Should you fail to provide subject names as requested, I will be forced to move the game up to Level #2.
The choice is yours, Sir.

Digger

Anonymous said...

He really does love having his cake and eating it too with those San Jose Mercury News articles, doesn't he? One one hand they are a resume feature, on the other hand they were liars guilty of fraud for misrepresenting Kal K. Korff (at the time) as an unemployed 31 year old computer geek obsessed with paranormal phenomena. Did he ever solve the Loch Ness Monster by the way? I always liked that mystery, it brought me a lot of idle fascination when I was maybe 10 to 12 years old. But see, the things that might idly fascinate a precocious 10 to 12 year old kid are serious subjects to Kal K. Korff. And he makes it his job to totally ruin whatever fun might be had in the harmless diversion to be found in them, as Paul Kimball phrased it so perfectly.

What satisfaction it must be, walking around knowing that you have single handedly ruined all the fun for everybody in a harmless diversion from our droll lives, and made a few bucks off it or gotten to click heels with Larry King. Kal K. Korff is like a wet sock on the imagination of humanity, and the way he justifies being such an unforgivably self-centered funwrecker is to claim that he's protecting consumers from fraud. This is a guy who'd probably write a hard hitting expose and go on the lecture circuit proving once and for all that the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus are just frauds used by parents to libel their children with slander and lies, all so he can put it on his fucking dipshit made up resume and act like he's god's gift to fucktards the world over.

In an earlier rant on another thread, I rhetorically asked if maybe it wasn't time for the professor to come home to California and start producing actual television shows, which would have been the natural progression for his career if he hadn't systematically alienated everybody in the industry during the 1990s. Maybe that's why Prague held such allure (that and stalking college aged Czech women, that is). He stepped on the wrong person's toes and was more or less told that he'd never work in that town ever again, and went as far away as he could under the mistaken impression that he'd be able to bullshit his way back into his prime all over again. And it didn't happen, unless a free metro daily, free web hosting solutions and YouTube count. They don't.

Anonymous said...

A most interesting observation:
Go to www.redstarfilms.blogspot.com
and note the YouTube links on the left.
Now go to www.kalkorff.com
and note the YouTube links there. Notice any distinct similarities?
(Hint: the overlays).
Very original, KopyKat Kal!!!

Anonymous said...

Kalvin,
We need more stuff to laugh at.
Please post some more jaw-dropping videos.
Thanks!

Anonymous said...

While I see the similarities between Paul’s site and Korff’s, I’m sure we, and the world (Hello World, to coin a KKK phrase) can all agree that the lay out of Paul’s blog, the manner in which the information is presented, the maturity of the material and, the spelling, utterly out shines KKK, slow loading, bloated, and over-all, terrible web site.

How's that for a run on sentence?

Fuck Nut

Anonymous said...

From the public records of the State of California:

Kalvin Kern Korff
married Dorthy Juanita Joss - July, 1961

Kal K. Korff
born 13 March, 1962

No explanation needed.

Digger

Anonymous said...

Kal "Copycat" Korff

Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Maybe Kal hopes th throw on a skirt and get a date with Paul Kimball. Kal must be blushing.

Anonymous said...

I first started to positively despise Korff when he conned Prague's Mr S - a man who radiates decency and kindness. I wish someone had saved the YouTube clip of Korff and Mr S signing a "five-year contract" - I realise in retrospect that this was Korff's way of "proving" to the world - and maybe Mr Bartu and Cable and Wireless? - that he was an important member of Mr S's nationally-known philanthropic organisation. Mr S (like most people his age), meanwhile, doesn't have a great command of English, so most of what Kal said and claimed on that video would have been double dutch to him.

That was one concrete incident. But it's his constant habit of (as people on this blog have put it) "trivialising" well-publicised events to big himself up that have finally tipped me over the edge.

A prime example was when Benazhir Bhutto was assassinated. Critical Thinkers naturally sent their condolences to the people of Pakistan, but reminded them that "Colonel" Korff had "warned" them many times that they had a problem with extremism. As if anyone in Pakistan had ever heard of him.

However, the "trivialisation" that finally persuaded me that Korff was irredemable vermin was his attempt to associate himself with the recent case in England of a small boy who was murdered after suffering prolonged, horrific abuse - allegedly at the hands of his mother. I say "allegedly" because once charges have been pressed, no-one (under English) law is supposed to report anything apart from that which goes on in court, and no-one is allowed to identify the accused if the judge in the case so rules. Korff immediately published a picture of the alleged murderer and torturer on his website, together with her name, and (in his first recorded use of the 'f' word) vowed to travel to England and answer the consequences for breaking the court-imposed anonymity.

The implication, of course, was that his super-secret service had employed the powers and skill at its disposal to track the woman down.

The reality, of course, was that he had found the name and photo elswhere on the internet.

You are pond scum, "Colonel".

Anonymous said...

"Mr S (like most people his age), meanwhile, doesn't have a great command of English"
--- I meant "...like most CZECH people his age..."

Anonymous said...

DotJoss is not a registered business entity in the state of Oregon and is therefor operating ILLEGALLY! All businesses in the state of Oregon are required to register with the state and acquire an employer identification number from the IRS.

http://www.filinginoregon.com/

This means DotJoss isn't paying taxes which is a CRIME! Care to explain this, Kal? Or is this just another business name you've made up? And what did happen to the line of women's beauty care products you were trying to get going with martinatycova.com? I guessed alleged supermodels past their prime don't sell all that well, do they?

Anonymous said...

Look,

We could all blast this next posting apart, and care NOTHING for KKK's criminal brother, HOWEVER this "article" is rife for a closer inspection regarding its wording, structure, use of the English language and most of all, what KKK is trying to insinuate...mental illness, drug use, etc.

KKK would absolutely blow his ass gasket if someone was to make a similar "report" on him...

Hint, hint...

http://f1-racer.blogspot.com/

>>> Geiger has now been sued in a U.S. Federal lawsuit for illegally shooting Kurtis Korff

Poor, emotionally unstable Oregon Deputy Jim Geiger, who takes anti-depressants and sleeping pills in order to function. In what is now the second time in just two years, Deputy Jim Geiger has had his SECOND major car crash, after claiming he was "trying to avoid an animal," while other reports have Geiger "trying to chase a speeder." Naturally, recordings of this alleged chase have not materialized, — which is not surprising.

While Geiger was hospitalized for his mishap and suffered minor injuries, as usual he is emotionally fried and on the edge, — which is typical for him. Several officers have whispered for years that "Geiger isn't destined to be a cop, but he tries. He's going to get himself killed one day," — this is a literal quote from one of Geiger's colleagues, who talks at great length in an upcoming expose series (shown above) exposing Geiger which is now being penned for release.



Geiger Gets ANOTHER Trial! - Just Like he Wants It!

Although Deputy Jim Geiger has claimed that he "could never sit through another trial again" (as if such a decision were "up" to him!) concerning the illegal shooting of Kurtis Korff, Geiger WILL be getting his chance to do exactly this, since he HAS been SUED and only last week, the U.S. Federal Judge in the case RULED that there is "probable cause to proceed."

This now means that the Korff family, who were victimized by Geiger and his false statements he made under oath, will soon be hauling him into court for a third time, — only in this round Geiger is being charged with complicity in the illegal shooting and cover-up in the case of Kurtis Korff.

UFO WatchCat "psychically predicts" that Geiger will have a THIRD car "accident" in the foreseeable future, just like we predicted his second one, and even his earlier first incident, after which Colonel Kal Korff sent Geiger a personal note, wishing him well.

Developing... <<<

Fuck Nut

Anonymous said...

Notice how Kal speaks in the third person in his "press release" where it is "UFO Watchcat" (presumably the oft mentioned, rarely seen Martina) who has "predicted" (quotes in original) the second "accident" (again, quotes in original) and predicts a third. By using quotes it is as if Kal is saying that these are not accidents and that someone is behind them trying to mete out justice, that someone being Kal K. Korff.

But Kal has attributed the actual prognostication (I'll give you a minute to look that up, Kal) to UFO Watchcat, so if he was ever questioned about oh, I don't know, attempted murder of an officer of the law, that he can easily say "Hey, I didn't say that, someone else did". It's quite obvious, though, that Kal wants everyone to believe that he is somehow involved in these accidents himself, trying to give his S3 identity a little more "oomph".

Kal is really stretching at this point. I just hope the state of Oregon attorney attempts to subpoena Kal. Oh, the hilarity that will ensue....


Brad Hudson
Dallas, TX

Anonymous said...

>>> Oh, the hilarity that will...

utterly

... ensue....

Ha! :-)

Fuck Nut

Anonymous said...

Get this shit! Konniving Kalvin is such a Dip Shit.

Here we go again with KKK shouting from the roof tops that another, as yet unproven, IA Complaint is, wait for it, on the way to whomever it is, blah, blah, blah...

This, even after he’s never published or proven that there was a FIRST IA Complaint.

Read the words of Kol. Dip Shit VERY closely kiddies...

>>> Royce Myers III Gets NAILED AGAIN! - NOW SECOND Internal Affairs
>>> Complaint being Filed!

>>> Friday, 06 February 2009 23:09
>>> Written by Public Relations

>>> UFO WatchCat has CONFIRMED that security officer Royce Myers III of
>>> Eugene, Oregon, is now going to be the recipient of a SECOND Internal Affairs
>>> complaint, to be filed "any moment now."

Once again, Kol. Dip Shit, is in the know, before RM III is even in receipt of the “non existent” IA Complaint. Gee, I guess Martina had a little time on her hands so she rushed out another document…

Or… maybe...,

Dot helped her son out..., again.

>>> "As we have told everyone for the past few years, Royce Myers III is a FRAUD
>>> where it concerns his various claims about 'UFOs' and being a self-described
>>> 'watchdog,' — where he misleads trusting consumers. UFO WatchCat was
>>> created to protect consumers from the claims of Royce Myers III. <<<

Please explain Krack Pot. What does your opinion of RM III UFO works have to do with what he does for
a living, Kol. Dip Shit? If this logic works, follow me here now, Kurious Kol. Dip Shit...

What does this say about you and what you do for a living...? English teacher, writer of the cancelled Kal’s Korner Kolumn and acting as an in-home chef to the bone-heads who has been taken in by your bullshit.

Would anyone, knowing about Kal’s behavior on the web, really allow him in their home to teach their family English and to cook for them? Why not, what does his “hobby” have to do with his livelihood?

And let’s call a Krack Pot a Krack Pot, shant we?

This is Kol. Dip Shits hobby, it's not his living. No money is being made of that utterly shit web site and NOBODIES paying Kol. Crack Pot to help them fight the bad guys. He uses a pay phone to call the X-Zone for Christ Sake!!!

Anyway....

...what does his “hobby” have to do with his livelihood?

Exactly, Kol. Dip Shit. Even you, Kol. Krack Pot Extraordinaire, can act as you please on your OWN time AND hold down a paying gig and not have to worry about some fucking DIP SHIT harassing your employer...

Hint, hint...

>>> "As we continue to prove this, we look forward to publishing what will be the
>>> second formal complaint against him for his unethical behavior," said Kal
>>> Korff.

>>> Developing... <<<

To prove exactly fucking what, Kol. Dip Shit?

That what RM III does on his own time has absolutely nothing to do with his place of business and his livelihood.

Class A, Grade A, Number 1, brown sticky end of the stick...

(Thx for that illustrative phrase Don Ecker)...

Dip Shit.

BTW, didn’t Kol. Krackers say that he was going to come after all these KKIAI blog users? I see the words right here? I see the web site URL is still up?

... I see NO ACTION by Kol. Krack Pot.

KKK; Fighting the tines of windmills, alone, naturally.

With Love,

Fuck Nut

Anonymous said...

Maybe Kal's first so called complaint, if there ever was one, maybe that one got kicked to the curb for the joke it would be and Kal is now hoping to take a second shot at revenge?

Kal does not conduct himself in any professional manner at all. Professionals do not make things personal and Kal Kl. Korff has done nothing but make all his vendettas personal. Someone should tell Kal his laughably orchestrated attempts at revenge are a joke.

I Googled this cop in the car accident and while Kal makes it out to be something inappropriate by slanderously painting the deputy as incompetent, the truth of the matter is that the deputy was struck by another vehicle and he tried to avoid it! Here is something kal usually provides and that is the truth about what happened.....

https://private.oregon.gov/OSP/NEWSRL/news/11_08_2007_jcso_crash_hwy199_mp4.shtml

Never mind that this cop could have lost his life, that never crosses Kal's mind and instead kal right in to try to smear this cop by making him out to be mentally ill and incompetent. Kal can claim to wish this guy well all he wants but it is crystal clear that Kal only wants to try to marginalize this cop and anyone else Kal hates. Make no mistake about it. It is hatred on the part of Kal.

I hope Kal is reading this.....

"Sheriff's Deputy James Geiger pulled over a motorcyclist for no lights. Subsequently, Narcotics Detectives obtained and served a search warrant on the contents of Mr. Batty's backpack. Narcotics Detectives seized over $11,500.00 in cash, a little over 1 pound of methamphetamine, packaging material and scales used to weigh and sell the drug. There are 3,584 doses to a pound of meth. Each dose has a high end street value of $12.00. This seizure took a potential street value of $43,000.00 in methamphetamine off the streets of Grants Pass, Cafe Junction and Josephine County."

When was the last time Kal did anything good for a community other than misrepresent himself to get some ipods and a laptop? My personal opinion is that Kal did just that.

Kal brings no good into the world and only fills it with his hatred and jealousy of those who are living life. Stop living vicariously Kal and stop being such a hate mongering asshole.

Anonymous said...

Kal has to be one hatefilled little shit to start another "formal complaint" against Royce Myers. What's it been now, 3 years since RM3 didn't buy into Korff's fantastic claims? And still psycho Korff is taking potshots at Royce.

Another thing I noticed is that Kal-O-Bonga had some YouTube vids up partially titled "the MYTH of global warming". So it's a good bet colonel Barf is a bit konservative and doesn't believe in global warming. (I thought melting polar ice caps are convincing enough but we all know Korf-basket only uses those things including scientific facts when it suits his needs.)

Anonymous said...

"As we continue to prove this, we look forward to publishing what will be the
second formal complaint against him for his unethical behavior," said Kal
Korff.


Who is he supposedly saying that to? That's what I want to know. Since Kal K. Korff obviously maintains his web ... I hesitate to use the words pages or site, whatever they are ... since he obviously does his own typing, is he informing himself of his thoughts on the matter? That's kind of creepy.

Jimmy D. is also 100% correct, we dropped the ball on the Vojtec Sadlacek videos which were just bizarre, you could tell that Vojtec didn't really understand what was happening but was congenial enough to play along. Look what good it did him. The whole "signing the contract" video was weird because the contract was never shown, only described to the viewer meaning we had to take his word for what they were signing, which could have been Yahtzee score sheets for all anybody knows. Kal K. Korff was certainly lying when he claimed to have had a contract at all with Vojtec's company let alone something spanning five years.

Kal K. Korff can rest assured that all of his videos will henceforth be saved by those who are following his activities and like with the last three installments we'll make sure that what he says comes back to haunt him when appropriate.

I'm not sure however that the Dot Joss thing is the way to go. She's his mom, she's trying to help, and probably doing so in a perfectly legal way. People run "businesses" all the time that aren't necessarily a registered tax collecting enterprise. With the way commerce works today over the internet with places like eBay and Amazon.com everybody knows somebody on the block who's an online vendor of one thing or another and not all of them have to register with state agencies or collect taxes. Rather than harp on her for doing what most anybody's mom would do for them, what's up with the "Kal Korff Delivers iPods" segment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mb5-ozX3kA

where he's sitting outside of his Kal's Korner Alliance Partner MacZone's Headquarters? Why isn't he INSIDE meeting with or appearing with representatives of what we can only presume is the same firm associated with Milos Bartu? Could it be that Kal K. Korff merely went there, sat down on a bench, and taped a video without necessarily even asking permission to do so? I thought Kal K. Korff was going to be a player in the import/export business -- why did he have to sit outside on a bench on what looks like a Sunday with no people around? And come to think of it, the only reference to MacZone is made by a text overlay. He could have been filming at a cookie factory for all anybody knows.

So he's using his mom as a stock mule, shafting local businesses who are confused by what it is he has in mind and temporarily duped into playing along, harassing this poor college in Oregon for daring to have Royce Meyers III on their payroll without his permission, haranguing people in the Pentagon about Kevin Randle's research which turned up instances where Roswell witnesses reported threatening behavior by 1947 Cold War era military personnel, interviews himself and has question/answer sessions with empty rooms, and lies about having developed nanobots that are not only visible to the naked eye, but were deployed in the field to gather counter-terrorism intel in Pakistan just like Michael Crichton described in "Prey". What a fruitcake!

Oh, and how's the PhD thesis coming along, professor? Can't wait till you post your abstract online, which we can presume is due at the end of your second term.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liRL7K42FYs

Kimball talks about UFOs and filmmaking on a REAL television program with a REAL interviewer that we can actually SEE!

In this clip, which Kimball just posted, he eXposes Kal's claims that Kimball is some sort of Little Grey Men believer as a lie, and also makes some very trenchant comments about the kind of "films" that Kernel Kuckoo makes and posts.

It's like Kimball is talking directly to Korff, without ever mentioning him which, having followed Kimball's blog for a few years now, is I'm sure a coincidence.

Anonymous said...

Kal, you slobbering angry little man who has to stand up on curbs to look taller, give it a rest why don't you.

Maybe Kal suffers from little man's rage, you know, where people who aren't very tall get all worked up and blame the world for their height. Buy some elevator shoes Kal or try standing on your toes a bit more. Stop acting so vain.

And Kal, you slinking little maggot, stop dragging your poor mother into this. You clearly have no respect for your mother. Kal, do you realize, in spite of what anyone else posting here has to say, that operating a business without a license is illegal? If Kal is duping mommy into doing this stuff for him, she could face some severe consequences. But I'm sure Kal knows this and doesn't care because he is in another country.

Kal, you are an imbecile and perhaps should just go crawl back under whatever rock you snaked out from under. Kal claims to be a law abiding citizen yet he is doing "business" with DotJos which is a company that has no business license on file. Kal will blast MacZone for various illegalities but is right at home doing "business' with mommy who sounds like she is operating an illegal business. Maybe this is just a business name made up by Kal and his mother is gullible enough to go along with wahtever nonsense he lays out.

Kal, you're a wretched piece of human waste.

Anonymous said...

I took the liberty of informing the proper officials about Kal's mom.

They say if you REALLY want to make someone go mad you target their family.

Mama Korff is fair game