Friday, February 18, 2011

Kal Korff rotten to the core

Steve Jobs is not looking for a blow job from you Kal. Please stop trying to suck Apple off. It will do you no good and they will never hire you again. You were a lowly tech support person who from what I understand snaked your way into Claris. But when your bloody lack of actual skill became known you apparently took the low road out of flood as quick as you could. ahahahhhhhhaaaahahaha

And not one lad you have threatened with police action has ever received anything from the police. Stop LYING Kal and stop trying to bully these chaps around with your bollocks about the police showing up. It will never happen because it is not true. The Czech police are on to you Kal. Be careful what you blurt out. ahahahhhhaaaa


Brit_in_Prague said...

You are lying scum, "Colonel".

Anonymous said...

kal-is-rael, you are a liar and a prize tool.

Brit_in_Prague said...

Kal "Israel" ... I'd completely forgotten about that piece of fantasy.

Colonel Kalvin Karlton Israel Korff.

'nuff said ...

Anonymous said...

Working on securing another piece of damning evidence to go along with the next release thread. You can’t hide Karlton.

Anonymous said...

Let's a take a minute and remember what the military expert wrote about Korff:

"I think you're dealing with a whack-job. I've done some cursory checking with my genuine sources and gotten nothing but laughter for the inquiry. The outfit he's claiming to be a member of just doesn't exist, except perhaps in his mind."

Anonymous said...

Poached from Korff's template web site - Feb 18, 2012

James Dalyrumple ("JimmyD") and Francis Underwood (F1Racer) Now Under Investigation by Police!

News - Latest

Written by Anwar Singh

Friday, 18 February 2011 05:46

Prague - Czech Republic, European Union

Two criminal Internet Cyberstalkers, Mr. James Dalyrumple (online name "JimmyD") and Francis Underwood (online name "F1Racer") are now under formal criminal investigation by Czech Police in Prague, for making repeated threats "to kill" American citizen Kal Korff. Korff is a journalist and author in Prague, and is active in the Jewish community there.

Czech Police officially opened their investigation into the two stalkers in December of last year, and have assigned two case numbers, one for each of the two men. A total of four Czech police officers have been involved in the investigation, a head officer has now been assigned.

Next week, a detailed report containing all emails, death threats, and their Internet postings from a web site both stalkers are greatly involved with, will be turned over to investigators and a chief prosecutor, as they prepare for action.

Both Dalyrumple and Underwood are greatly involved in a web site which has targeted Korff for years.

Anonymous said...

Poached from Korff template web site.

Kalvin Karlton Korff begins his 5 year mission.

“I’m a nut case Jim, not a world wide accredited journalist!”

CriticalThinkers Hires New Journalists and Columnists

News - Latest

Written by Public Relations

Friday, 18 February 2011 06:32 has hired several new journalists, who will be contributing content and providing hard-hitting, no-nsense Xpose stories. The first two new journalists hired, are Mr. Anwar Singh, who will be covering Pakistani-Indian relations and the fight against terrorism, and Ms. Dawnellen Pappalardo, who will be contributing hard-hitting Xposes concerning hatred, extremists and Islamofascism and the fight to stop these destructive forces. CriticalThinkers is also hiring a new Editor, to be named soon.

Singh will be reporting from Karachi, in Pakistan, and Pappalardo will be reporting from the United States.

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CriticalThinkers will be adding other columnists, journalists and content partners and contributors, as we begin our five year expansion plan.

Anonymous said...

according to Mrs Raverova's Uncle, the Czech Police have absolutely no idea wtf Kal is talking about. they ARE however, still on Kal for the Sedlecek/Ipod incident.

still free as a bird

Anonymous said...

thats Racerova not Raverova lol


The Unknown Korffer said...

Someone was mentioning that all Kalvin K. Karlton Korff has left is his books. I say all he has left is his fantasy make-believe life of delusional psychosis & ability to deceive. He might be able to fool one or two of his former middle school classmates into thinking he is someone important for a little while, but that's it, and eventually they will figure out that he's making it all up. Kal Korff is the most pathetic piece of shit I've ever come across.

Guys its a glorious early spring day with the sun shining, the snow melting and the college girls all out jogging in their spandex. Somedays it really is great to be alive and this is one of them.

Anonymous said...

Hey guess what? Kalvin Karlton Korff is full of shit.

Kal Korff: Hey guess what?!! My web site has been "attacked" and the GOOD news is, we KNOW who is behind it. :-) This was predictable and we were waiting. :-) I'm in Switzerland pursuing charges against Billy Meier. Full details on 28th Feb. My new show will not be on my web site, but another, these bozos won't win. There's too many places to post things, truth always prevails.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you used to write for the "media" and the "papers" in CZ.

Kal Korff: I'm doing an interview with Czech media and the papers there, since I used to write for them, concerning the two cyberstalkers. Of course I will mention their names, it's public info, and give the Czech media the police reports. They're going public on Feb 28th, on a web site which will host my show.

Anonymous said...

You useless tool, Korff.

Still waiting for you to sue me. Still waiting for the police to burst through my door. Still waiting for you to even get my surname right.

Anonymous said...

There's a very long Face Book smackdown going on with Korff today. Way to long to post. Maybe I'll edit it down to just the fun parts? Like this one...

Jeff Prager:

Kal, I've been to your web page. I won't embarrass you by posting a link but if I were you I wouldn't come back and comment.

Anonymous said...

Decemeber 10, 2010

This is the first of 50 video Xposes which will be released proving that JimmyD and his "good buddy" extremists and haters do in fact lie to the public.

sqqwuqywetririkjghqwdlfrtoc said...

MR. Korff's flakebook buddies are finally getting wise to him being a psycho.

If he thinks they have not noted an obsessive pattern with this Jimmy D. & f1 thing he is about to have a very rude awakening. He may be aware he's lying about the Stupid Services thing but he is not aware that he's obviously gone psycho and that it's readily apparent to anyone following his daily melt-downs. And someone else said it before, that's not what flakebook is for and not why people go there. My estimation is that MR. Korff being totally ignored by all but maybe eight to ten of his rapidly dwindling "friend" list, and they are about to wake up & smell the coffee. Bout time too! First thing you should do when encountering someone online at place like flakebook is to Google their name to see just what you're allowing into your OL life. We're #2 on the list of Kal Korff destinations, you'd think they'd have caught on and confronted him over it by now.

Anonymous said...

Kal, nobody in the media would give a shit about anything you pretend to do. F1racer and Jimmy D are laughing in your face. The police are not doing anything to anybody anywhere with anything having to do with you. There people posting here who have contacts with the Czech police and the only thing your name is good for with the police is a laugh. You are a joke Kal. I wish F1racer would sue the shit out of your stupid ass for libel. But everyone knows you have no money so there is no point in suing you. How many years has Kal been doing the same stupid delusional bullshit? Too many.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: Thanks, everyone, for sending in your many questions for me to answer on the show. We are also collecting them from other web sites. Please keep sending them in, all questions will be put into group and chosen at random for them to be answered. The show airs the 28th of this month. THANKS for all of your support.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin Karlton Korff, Apple ass licker, lies to his Face Book friends again!

A quick web search easily proves Karlton out as a liar and fabricator of facts.

Korff: "Apple invented Copy and Paste last century"

Although the mechanism was already in widespread use in early line and character editors, Lawrence G. Tesler (Larry Tesler) popularized "cut and paste" in the context of computer-based text-editing while working at Xerox Corporation Palo Alto Research Center (PARC) in 1974–1975.[2]

Apple Computer widely popularized the computer-based cut-and-paste paradigm through the Lisa (1981) and Macintosh (1984) operating systems and applications.

Stop_LYING_Korff!!! said...

Stop lying, "KalIsrael".

Just stop lying...

Anonymous said...

Just to ensure that Karlton doesn't try and weasle out of this lie.

Lawrence G. Tesler (Larry Tesler) invented copy and paste...

BEFORE he went over to Apple in 1980...

while working for Xerox Corporation Palo Alto Research Center (PARC) in 1974–1975.

Larry continued working on his PREVIOUS invention using the Lisa (1981) and Macintosh (1984) operating systems and applications.

Got that Karlton. No room for error with you. You little creep.

Anonymous said...

How about lying to the world that you do have a child...?

Kal Korff: As usual, Jackson is being an exploitive opportunist. He'll never "protest" against Obama because he's a racist. If Jackson REALLY wanted to "serve God," he would spend more time with his illegitimate child, who was the result of cheating on his wife, which is against the teachings of Christ and YHWH.

Anonymous said...

Talk about a phony public persona...

I'm sure your son... wait, what son...?

Face Book

Billy Ray Cyrus in GQ: My family is under attack by Satan, I'm 'scared for' daughter Miley.

Kal Korff: What a bozo claim. I'm sure the devil gave her all those millions and now is behind her deliberately trying to be "sexy" now and shed her always phony "innocent" public personae.

Anonymous said...

So now he's obsessed with little Miley Cyrus too? How many orders of protection does the world have to take out against Karlton Kalvin Korff?

Anonymous said...

He's been very busy...

Kal Korff: Quick Update: In addition to the Czech police now handling the two cyberstalkers, the FBI and Swiss police are also now "handling" Billy Meier himself, and someone else whose name I won't mention here. Details and police reports to be public on Feb 28th. They CANNOT stop this.


Kal Korff: Thanx for asking me why I didn't bother with Jeff's "test" question. Simple: I don't play "test" games. His question was NOT relevant. I DID make a technically accurate nuke bomb design at age 16, got an award for it, had he bothered to check the papers for 1978 he would have seen it. I stood on principle, he refused. Those who think I "ducked" the issue don't understand logic, it's predictable some claim otherwise.

Khalid Latif: did you say "ducked" Kal or is Kal an Idiot?


Kal Korff: So far, 12 questions have been selected to be answered on my new show, which makes its debut Feb 28th. Thanks for sending in your enquiries, please continue to do so, especially the claims from my so-called "kritics," maybe they'll "learn" something, but I digress. :-)

Anonymous said...

More Face Book smackdown of poor little Karlton.

>>> The false claims and distortions on this web site are too numerous to list, <<<

Like you have a son.
Like you are giving away iPads.
Like this isn't a web site.
Like, like, like.....

Kal Korff: Khalid, you are citing a web site run by two stalkers who the police are now pursuing, this is a fact. You might want to quit while you're behind, unless you endorse extremists and haters who are being now investigated by police. Do you Khalid? I've only been telling people about this for months, and you have read these posts, you have no excuse.

The false claims and distortions on this web site are too numerous to list, and I won't waste my time doing so, I don't have to. The FACT police are now hunting these cyberstalkers is all the proof any objective person needs to see the truth.

It is too bad you refuse not to, but it is your choice.

Anonymous said...

No comment...

Anonymous said...

And where's our "analysis" of the Obama speech you SAY you saw and SAID you would post with comments, that you promised over a year ago?

Oh that's right, I guess this is another...

>>> The false claims and distortions on this web site are too numerous to list, <<<


Kal Korff: Here's a REALLY GREAT ANALYSIS AND COMMENTARY on Obama's latest stunt and budget games, the LA Times used to be so pro-Obama they would have made Goebbels proud. Please read this and post far and wide.

The Unknown Korffer said...

LOL yay, the science fair award ribbon again! This one's like shooting fish in a barrel and his claims about it have changed repeatedly.

I DID make a technically accurate nuke bomb design at age 16, got an award for it, had he bothered to check the papers for 1978 he would have seen it.

Didn't he claim it was age 14 in one of his YouTube videos? The one where he offered to allow anyone to forensically test his science fair award ribbon he got when he was 14. Was it 14 or 16, Kalvin? :D Then in the email he sent to Royce Meyers he also relates being called down to the principal's office where G-men were waiting to question him about his atom bomb design. I believe it was also the message where Kalvin claimed he was "The Atom Bomb Kid", pertaining to an incident which happened in 1977 and did not involve Kalvin K. Karlton Korff.

We need links to that YouTube video and the long, long, long rambling email he sent to Royce where he'd just gotten back with his mug of Czech beer, which I recall had been pasted into a discussion forum somewhere else but I cannot find the link (Paracast maybe?). He cannot even keep straight the age at which this miraculous accomplishment allegedly took place!

The Unknown Korffer said...

Found a copy/paste of the full email to Royce from Kal K. Korff right here on the blog, this is the relevant portion:

This is a matter of public record, and In have the news clippings, but logically they are not all on the internet, but as you may recall I am the "A Bomb Kid" the young bozo who designed a nuclear warhead (a doomwday device) back when I was 14. I got into trouble, especially after I entered it into our school's science fair, and one of the judges there had a degree in physics and it scared him. So Dr. Severson was called and then some feds came in and there was an investigation into how this kid could do this. I told them the truth, that I had figured it out. For me, it was a great exercise in physics. Problem was, the design was similar to a then-classified weapon called the neutron bomb. I had no idea.
So there was this investigation, they first thought that there was a leak from someone at lawrence livermore national labs, where I lived near, and my best friend's father was a physicist there and he was from Yugoslavia. There was no leak, I never even met my best friend's father! :-) I was also at that time lecturing on UFOs and other subjects and although I started lecturing at 13, I did it right after I met Stanton Friedman, and they thought maybe Friedman "tutored" me and I told them NO, and finaly they realize I did it myself.
So I told them, "If I can figure this stuff out, so can bad guys" and you should have seen the look on their face. They went from being white boys, to sheet white. They also didn't know HOW to handle the ramifications of this. So my stuff was taken and classified and I was told to shut up. I then basically "cut a deal" or "understanding" -- I told them that I am onto things and studying many different things that it seems to me the govt doesn't want people to know.
So i developed even as a young boy a "reputation" for solving mysteries and since age 11 I realized three things about me: I devote my life to original research, finish research left incomplete by others, or look at existing issues, try to make original or valuable contributions, and then move on to the next problem to solve.

So not just an atom bomb, but a neutron bomb! Golly! The story keeps changing depending on the audience. First it was at age 14 to try and impress Royce, now it's 16 to bond with "friends" on Face Book. Can't remember what he's told whom anymore.

Anonymous said...

Kal probably jerks off to those pictures of Miley Cyrus.