Sunday, February 20, 2011

“I’m getting married to an Indian Princess! Yippee!!!”

Well there lads our very own FN has done it again!!! Read on lads to see more of poor dumb and desperate Kal K. Korff EXPOSED!!! ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! The photo is just sickening. I wonder how Kal paid her? Perhaps with a free ipad? Maybe he promised her an autographed paperback from him was worth a lot of money. hahahahahahahaaa!!!! Read on now what our fellow FN has revealed!!!!!

Here’s the breakdown on this whopper of a lie.

About a year ago, while Korff was still communicating with “Tina” before he had a melt down after Tina’s daughter called out Korff as an egotist, telling him she “didn’t give a shit about his real or made up terrorist fighting activities”, and after Korff “played” Tina and the daughter in a manner we will deal with at a later date, Korff fought back by sending out this e-mail salvo in the effort to make Tina jealous.

e-mail edited for length (of course) but not content, of course.

Subject: from Kal, quick update, hope you are well
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2010 20:57:30 +0530
CC: Tina’s Daughter
To: Tina

Message 1: Tomorrow I will be meeting with Princess Kumar of India here, she has requested an appointment. After I return from field testing the nanodust I have created at the Pakistani-Afghan border, (you know, the stuff - Tina’s Daughter named removed - "doesn't care about"), I will meet with Princess Kumar and find out what she wants. Turns out the Governor of this region next to Pakistan here is a Jew, India's first in government. Ever since Mumbai attacks, Israel and India are best friends now. The Jew thing is taking off here, it is truly YHWH's blessings.

Message 2: I have accepted a wedding proposal from Princess Kumar of India. I had no idea. YHWH has truly blessed me. Praise YHWH. I know that this news may not please you, but I MUST do what YHWH has commanded. Kal

(Side Note: Korff makes huge mistake here; he claims that he created the nanodust in the field, in his traveling lab, between paintball games, evidently.)

Now, that’s a whopper of a message from our favorite Walter Mitty wanna be, Kalvin Karlton Korff. I’ve done a bit of research into this claim and here’s what I uncovered.

From the beginning of this ruse, Korff got the very foundation of the lie, wrong. Kumari means Princess, this is the feminine usage of the word, Kumar is the masculine usage of the word.

The definition of the word Kumari: Gender: Girl ~ Origin: Sanskrit ~ Meaning: Youthful ~ Origin: Indian ~ Pronunciation: ku mah ree)

The term Kumari is commonly added to a female name as the middle name and as a term of affection. Many women have the name "Kumari" in their name for no other reason than sited above, and certainly not for a reason of royalty.

Further reading on Indian names and the name Kumar and why and how it’s used:

Knowing nothing of Indian culture, a web site was contacted and the admin was very helpful.

Here’s what the educated admin had to say about my query into Korff’s claims.

My original e-mail:


What a wonderful website! I’m researching the claims of a person, and he’s mentioned a “Princess Kumar of India”. This person is living a fantasy life; always making wild claims, etc. I’m working on his background in the hopes of writing an article on him, maybe a short story, maybe a screen play? I’m not sure where this may lead? Below you will find a message he sent to a contact of mine. If possible, could you elaborate on his claims? Is there a Princess Kumar of India? Has there ever been, at any time? This person is a Westerner, of dubious note. Would it even be feasible that a Princess from India (any Princess) would contact a man, a foreigner, or a fellow Indian, and propose marriage to him? Is this even possible in Indian society?

Thank you very much for your time.


----- Original Message -----
From: Kamat's Potpourri
To: FN
Sent: Saturday, December 18, 2010 6:32 AM
Subject: Re: "Princess Kumar of India"

Most certainly a fantasy / imagination.

This person may not be of Indian origin either -- Kumar is masculine name (Kumari would be feminine)

And the follow up e-mail

----- Original Message -----
From: Kamat's Potpourri
To: FN
Sent: Saturday, December 18, 2010 7:09 AM
Subject: Re: "Princess Kumar of India"

Proposal to a stranger, certainly not possible?

However, proposal to a foreigner, fellow Indian is possible by prior familiarity or arrangement.

BTW, there are no more princesses today. Not in India.

And here’s where Korff makes another damning mistake. Korff’s own words:

“Tomorrow I will be meeting with Princess Kumar of India here, she has requested an appointment. I will meet with Princess Kumar and find out what she wants. “

So, this Princess with the male indicator calls Korff and requests a meeting (presumably making the call herself?) and she gives no reason for the call or the meeting other than, “Please, Kalvin, and come out and see me.” I read this, if it were true as, no familiarity with Korff and no family arrangement.

A quick search on the web comes up with no Princess Kumar of India that would fit the bill as Korff states. In fact, the first result to come up is the definition of Kumar and Kumari. Korff should have done a little research before he boastfully made the claim and ultimately lashed back with this lie is his feeble and immature attempt to regain his manly hood after being so thoroughly trounced and put in his place by a teen aged girl.

A look at Korff’s Face Book page shows no mention of being engaged, a wife or children - Interested: In Women

As of February 2011, Korff has made no more mention or remarks about his Princess, his son from a previous, failed marriage, or any number of past claims; forever lost in the haze of lies that is the life and times of Kalvin Karlton Korff.

More truth, based on Korff lies, to come.



Anonymous said...

Well done!

Anonymous said...

Lashes out at Don Ecker today....

What's going on with Karlton lately? He's posting like a mad man on Face Book now....

Kal Korff: This is a good op Ed piece re America's policy of torturing human beings, which UFO CONspiracy nut Don Ecker supports, to name just one person. Obama has also continued our torture programs, while saying that torture is wrong. Isn't this great?

Anonymous said...

This is a very telling Face Book post friend Korffers. After 5 posts on Face Book, Korff “signs off” with this:

Kal Korff: I'm done reporting for today, see everyone tomorrow. Be well and take care, my friends.

All of his posts came by way of an iPhone. Karlton said he would be in Billy Meier land to work on his “police” action and law suit against the one-armed farmer of UFO tall tales.

That wasn’t mentioned in any of his 5 posts. His posts we’re poached news stories regarding current political news, etc.

“Now, let’s check in with our European Bureau Reporter, Kalvin Karlton Korff.”

Remember, Karlton moniker while appearing on the X-Zone radio show was “European Bureau Reporter” or something to that affect.

Karlton’s “new” and “upcoming” internet radio show will launch on February 28, 2011, or so he’s been shouting to the winds.

You wanna place a bet on “how” Karlton will position his “station” in life? His reason for being on that show?

Kalvin Karlton Korff, reporter to the world. Fighting one terrorist at a time, nano to nano, one iPad at a time.

Anonymous said...

Liar. Empty life.

Korff once said that his web sites had specific content at each URL. This was never true until recently.

In fact, on Face Book, Korff told a "friend" that his site was hacked and to just type in any of these, to access the information because, they all share the same information:

The only web site Korff maintains that does not carry over the same information is:

Korff quickly through up this copy and paste, template site, to support his whopper of a lie:

"I am the CEO of, which is dedicated to the world peace movement and promotes inter-faith, global initiatives to push the human race forwards. gives away FREE iPads to help promote PEACE, English language literacy, Computer literacy, and to improve cross-cultural understanding and interactions worldwide."

Korff stated that he was in partnership with the Dayton Center for Peace, and other similar outlets. There never was or currently is no Dayton Center for Peace in the City of Peace, Dayton, Ohio.

Korff had to throw up that template site because people like FN found out the truth and posted it here, to warn the world about yet another Korff lie.

What a life Korff has made for himself.

A friend to the world, one nano and one iPad at a time indeed.

Anonymous said...


That photo in this new thread is not his Indian girlfriend.

It's just some chick in the CZ unfortunate enough to have crossed path with Korff.

The photo came rright from Korff's Face Book account.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin Korff, the true meaning of torture.

Korff "signed" off and then comes back. Can't help himself.

Self aggrandizing punk.

Kal Korff: ‎180 people have now been killed by Ghaddafi as they protested peacefully, he used snipers. A few more people have been killed in Bahrain after Govt gangs opened fire. Just think folks, we have "friendly" relations with these govts, we support "human rights," remember?

Kal Korff: Yes we do torture people, and we have no valid excuse for tie. Torture is wrong, and even MORE so when it comes from Anericans, we are supposed to be better than this. Instead our political leadership are hypocrites, they can STOP torture anytime they wish, instead they CHOOSE not to. No one "forces" then to do this, instead they are eager to do so, spending millions to uphold and enforce what is immoral and illegal, based on what we put other nations on trial for, and sign treaties and "promises" never to do, such as agreements we make in Switzerland.

Anonymous said...

Wow, there's a HUGE Face Book smackdown going on on Face Book. I can't post it all here but, Khalid Latif, has posted, uncut and unedited e-mails Korff sent out to Tina and her daughter.

Oh my!

Many Korffers have seen the e-mails, but this guy posted them on a semi public web site. Nice work!

I'll leave you with this short exchange:

Khalid Latif: Kal.. a simple question... why do these people hate you?

Kal Korff: Ask them, I am not the one hating anybody. I do not speak for them, "think" for them, and do not know the parties now being pursued by police.

Korff goes on with a 707 word response, same old shit.

To which Khalid Latif asked a most focused question...

Khalid Latif: I ASK YOU KAL not "them"...!

I've sent the uneditied thread text to the admin for review.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Hahaha!! his fairy princess in The Land of Make-Believe. LOL Kalvin, you are a source of unending comedy. Maybe your warrant officer Cornflake S. Specially would like to drive the Super Duper Services trolley next time.

No rational intelligent person would ever concoct a story like being swept off his feet by an exotic Indian princess to try and piss off an alleged ex-girlfriend who wants nothing to do with you. This indicates that Kal Korff really has an IQ of maybe 88 - 96. I would characterize Kalvin K. Karlton Korff as a dullard or simpleton.

Hahaha! dumbass.

Anonymous said...

wow embarrassment! way to try and lie to someone smarter than you are kal, though that's pretty much everyone

Anonymous said...


That photo in this new thread is not his Indian girlfriend.

It's just some chick in the CZ unfortunate enough to have crossed path with Korff.

The photo came rright from Korff's Face Book account."

--- I think that this photo was from the same session as that in which Korff was photographed purportedly leading a Krav Maga class. His camo gear, hair do, length of stubble and general seedy appearance seem to be the same.

squiloqwdefsk;jqfrtocks said...

I have this vision of MR. Korff and his princess wandering through the woods, she wears a tall pointed hat trailing a veil as Kal sings her a love song of the Troubadours on bended knee with a lute.

It should be pointed out however that there is an A.Kumar & Company, Princess Street, Mumbai, India listed on, though just how MR. Korff derived a princess kissing his golden toad here is beyond me.

Anonymous said...

My god, kalisrael really does bear an uncanny resemblance to a toad.

Anonymous said...

The Princess & The Toad! :D

Anonymous said...

omg I HAVE to see all these emails!!!


Anonymous said...

Kal is a sick bastard by harrassing a 16 year old that way. he legit could get charges thrown against his fat pedo ass for harrassment.


Anonymous said...

The Unknown Korffer said...
and squiloqwdefsk;jqfrtocks

I have an offer for you both. If I don't already "know" you, please post your e-mail here or send it to the admin so he can send it to me and I can send to you what this offer is.

No worries, I just want to enclude you in the project if you'd like to.

Don't want to leave you out.


The Unknown Korffer said...

I think you're doing a spot-on job bro! I'm good with just responding to what's thrown up on here. This new twist is magical and I hope Kalvin's Face Book buddies get to hear all about it! Exactly the kind of human interest info people use Face Book for. That he hasn't mentioned being swept off his feet by a fairy princess to them is all the proof anybody needs that he was lying to the parties on the other end. Who were supposedly close personal friends. If Kal K. Korff lies like this to his friends just imagine what kind of horse shit he's dishing out to total strangers on Face Book.

Keep up the great work!

Anonymous said...

Understood Unknown.

BTW, this is what Korff NOW says he studied at "various" schools, etc.

Interesting read.

Over Korff's head for sure.

Anonymous said...

That picture of Kal and his 'Indian Princess' is a total fake. Look real close. She doesn't have the physical features of an East Indian woman by any means. Hispanic maybe.
I'm guessing that he is holding up a life size cardboard cutout.


Anonymous said...


That's been explaind already. She was part of Korff's martial arts fraud.

No worries.

More Korff exposure soon.


Anonymous said...

That picture is fucking creepy. Look at how Kal is handling the woman in the picture like a piece of meat. Kal is a total sicko.

Brit_in_Prague said...

In that photo, he looks like an escaped convict who has taken a hostage.

How on earth does he persuade all these women to interact with him on film/camera in this way?

Jimmy D said...

"KalIsrael" is undiluted vermin. Goddamn you to hell, Karlton. You are udder scum.

Anonymous said...

Korff banned Khalid from Face Book and he deleted most of those posts.

You can't hide Karlton.

Big news soon.

Man, it's getting hot in here.


Anonymous said...

This news broke many hours ago. Korff acts like it's new and he's on point with this! Right....

And, it was already public you turd, for many, many hours.

Look at me, look at me. Go ban a few more Face Book "friends".

Fun is on it's way Karlton.

Kal Korff: BREAKING NEWS! Brutal dictator Ghadaffi has FLED Tripoli and is likely taking up residency in Venezuela now. This info is now becoming public. Let us hope and pray for the Libyan people so that they may soon be truly free and democratic and honor universal human rights. Praise YHWH.

Anonymous said...

Yup, good ole Kal. Always a day late and a dollar short!
'Breaking news'? LOL
Of course he wants all the credit for 'breaking' that news.

Anonymous said...

The girl in that picture looks old and ragged. What happened to all your supermodel honey buckets Kal? Did they finally figure out what kind of a sick nut you are? Kal looks like a complete predator in that photo.

George Adamski said...

KKK stole the name 'Kumar' from this:

Kristen said...

What a idiot you are....:)

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