Monday, March 28, 2011


Lads it looks as though Kal is keeping it up with ALL THE LIES. This time Kal said Don Ecker was going to be sued and served papers and you know the usual bit that twat Kal goes on about when someone calls Kal out and tells the truth about him. How many times must Kal over play this tired old hand of LYING about suing people???? Kal has been caught so many times I have lost count lads.

Don Ecker HAS NOT received ANY legal documents or been sued. Kal is a barmy little man with a big bark but no bite. Hell lads the twat has no teeth to speak of. Kal is quite the duffer with his big mouth. Kal should belt up and know by now that the laughs are never ending when he dishes on about lawsuits especially when KAL K. KORFF IMPERSONATES A LAWYER and then LIES about various law firms that DO NOT REPRESENT KAL in any manner and HAVE NEVER HEARD OF KAL.

What lie will you be flogging next Kal? We have all been through your various lies about being a colonel and being a genius and an accredited journalist and the mountain of lies you stand on Kal.  Not only is Kal K. Korff an idiot he is also a liar.


Anonymous said...

It's quite obvious that Kal suffers from several mental issues, two of which are called a 'compulsive liar' and a psychological liar'. (Just Google those terms - fits Kal's behaviour exactly). Both symptoms have underlying causes of serious mental disorders.
Just like the 'village idiots', you feel sorry for them at times, yet have to laugh at their behaviour at the same time.

Anonymous said...

Huge lair.

Kal Korff: I noticed several hijackings of certificate authorities, I reported them to the US Dept of State a couple of weeks ago, it was one of the reasons I had some meetings at DOS I mentioned earlier. Now we apparently know the reason why....

Anonymous said...

How about a top 10 list list from "Dave" on Kal?

Anonymous said...

Pathological liar.
Sorry about that Michelle, Tina, Michaela, Pamela, Dorothy, Martina, et al, but that's how Kal does his thing with women. Use them or abuse them.
Kal's problems stem from his early childhood. Firstly, he was born with two bananas short of a bunch, and was an unwanted child, being the product of a 'one night stand' by his parents before their later marriage as a result.
So as a result, Kal has to lie his way through life to pretend to be someone important.
Such as on his videos:
"Good evening folks. My name is Kal Korff and I'm a high ranking officer in some secret organization called SS3 or whatever. There are no officers below my rank, but I do have my 'Privates' that I work with and manipulate every day.

Anonymous said...

Dave here, I removed all the previous videos and I've updated the ustream channel a little. Videos 1, 2 and 3 cover what's already been posted, #4 covers something newish....

I love the Top 10 idea. I'll get right on that.

Send me any requests by way of this blog or the e-mail listed on the KIAI youtube channel.

Play us out Paul....

Anonymous said...

Information regarding the name "Kalvin" here:

I, however, prefer the explanation for the variant "Calvin":

"Little Bald One". Yes - I like that!

Anonymous said...

Hey Kalvin,

This ones for you. Maybe you'll get some new ideas to support your fraudulent life, and lies?

Anonymous said...

Jeez, Kal! You gonna let them steal your schtick like that? Have you seen the video where the heroic Dr Dan shoots Kadhafi? With a real gun yet! Not some silly paintball toy.

Yes, it's clear: You need to call up (or email) some of your lawyers and sue the bastards! You thought of the fake special forces officer claptrap first. Please do be sure and copy us on the legal papers too. I can't wait!

If your imaginary lawyers can't get the job done, you could always go to work for MJ12, I suppose. So what you got to lose?

Anonymous said...

No mewntion of Ecker, Meiers, Meyer, Horn, etc. Maybe our marking his posts as "Abuse" is working..... Also, he's "embarrassed" for America. Right back at you asshole.

Kal Korff: I live an international lifestyle, not a "Bohemian" one like my "kritics" falsely claim, none of whom ever see my in person nor visit my residence. I like many sports, developed a liking for hockey for example when I moved to the Czech Repu...blic.

I believe that every culture has great things to contribute, and I admire people who make a point to engage other cultures and incorporate elements of them, instead of ignore them or "judge" them or wrongly "think" that theirs is the only answer.

I am embarrassed for the United States that only 18% of Americans own passports, and will never "bother" to travel to any other country to help enrich their life experience. There's no excuse for most Americans to refuse to visit another country, since America is an immigrant nation and a superpower, we have a DUTY to engage and interact with them.

I wouldn't trade my 11 years now of incredible experiences outside the USA seeing much of this world and experiencing amazing things and meeting incredible people for all the tea in China.

It's now 250-7, India leading so far.... :-)

Anonymous said...

As seen on Korff's Youtube channel "Secret Wars".

What is it; 50 books, 11 books or 4 books and one pamplet?

"The author of 11 books..."

Lying lair.

Anonymous said...

He has apparently defaulted on his 500 book deal. He'd have done a few dozen by now if he were on any sort of reasonable track to produce that many "books" based on a normal life span. One has to wonder how long he will last anyway, so really he should be up to a couple of hundred books by now.

Kal, America is far more embarrassed by you than you could ever be by us. Every country has its kooks, though, so people don't generally judge a country by its least respectable elements.

Anonymous said...

Once again Kal is way off base with his mis-information. As of 2 months ago, more than 30% of Americans owned passports, not the 18% he mentioned.

Anonymous said...

What's the surprise? This guy would lie in spite of the fact telling the truth would be easier. It is so ingrained in him, lying to him is like breathing. When this amphibian piece of shit dies they will have to screw him in the ground, he is so twisted. Korff, when will you realize that among we korffers, you are the biggest joke on the 'net, the planet, the friggen solar system. Except for your mommy, just who in hell do you believe, in your heart of hearts, takes anything you say seriously? Lying to you is like breathing, you are simply one of the most fucked up dudes I have ever come across. And speaking of amphibian pieces of shit, you give amphibian pieces of shit a bad name.

Anonymous said...

American owned passports went way up after Mexico made it mandatory for entry....

Asshole... lying lair.

Anonymous said...

Flake Book Korffing Update

Not mention of Ecker, law suits, threats, etc.

It seems, Korff has left that behind....?

Don't count on it.

He kan't help himself.

Don Ecker said...

Good morning all. I just received an email from a listener that I wanted to share, in part, with you all. This is the top half of the note, the rest of the note does not apply to this topic.
From: Mike xxxxx
Subject: Dark Matters
Date: Thursday, March 31, 2011, 8:28 AM


Don't get down my friend, you have a great show. Your show on the delusional Kolonel Kal Korff was some of the best radio I have heard in years and matches any of Art Bell's best shows, in fact it was nothing short of brilliant! Not that I am trying to compare you with Bell, your shows are consistently good with in depth questioning not found elsewhere in the world of paranormal radio broadcasting. Believe me I have listened to most of them and most are amateurish and mediocre at best.

Don Ecker

Anonymous said...

Dom Ecker = Hero, brave fighter.

Kalvin Korff = Little man, loser, wanna be, sad sack.

Anonymous said...

"Kal Korff Show". Not even a "The" before it. Not creative enough to think up an original name. Just "Kal Korff Show", which probably suited his needs just fine since it's all about Kal Korff. The only thing his lies and boasting promised was a "show", it did not specify what kind beyond his retard's mantra of "hard hitting exposes". They weren't.

So there you have it. "Kal Korff Show", and its on YouTube. What a fucking worthless loser. I feel sorry for anyone who genuinely wastes their time on such a miserable idiot.

Anonymous said...

Dave here,

I have to share this with you Korffers. I’ve been going back, WAY BACK into Korff’s Face Book wall and I’ve been marking ALL and EVEY post Korff has posted regarding Ecker, Meier, anything, as ABUSE.

Korff has now been silent on anything Ecker, Meier, etc., for over a week.

This, coupled with the fact that F1 Racer turned Korff into the authorities regarding his nanodust claims, I’m sure this is the reason that Korff has now gone silent, posting only Apple and Obama poached mail links. Maybe we finally got under his reptilian skin?

Korff CANNOT lose his Face Book account, he has NOTHING ELSE in his miserable life.

Awaiting your response to this post.



The Unknown Korffer said...

Good work Dave! That's the way to take it to him, use the system he is abusing to put him in his place. Kalvin is exactly the kind of love frauding cyberpath that gives Flake Book a bad name. The trick is in getting them to realize he's abusing their system and remove him from it. He has certainly gotten a spurious friend request warning and hopefully an excessive wall activity warning. He needs to be removed before I will feel entirely comfortable associating my own name with Flake Book.

Anonymous said...

Yes Unknown, "something" seems to be working? The Face Book Abuse postings, the new, funny videos that have been released countering Korff's claims, etc.

Korffing will continue.

It must until the job is done.


Anonymous said...

Face Book Korffing Update.

Nothing about Ecker, UFO's, Horn, Meier, Meyers, UFOwatchdog, bigfoot, nothing, zero.

Nice to rid the little turd off Face Book. Now lets see what he does with his template web site.


Anonymous said...

I've been watching those videos on your youtube channel and I gotta say, great job! Those videos really spell out all the bullshit Korff has been throwing out for years.

And many are pretty funny too!

Keep up the great work Dave and you other Korffers too.

I'm a fan.

Anonymous said...

The Village Idiot is making more friends on FaceBook.

Kal Korff; No, it has to do with their SIZE and LOCATION in a "moderate temperate zone" AWAY from their sun. If a planet is too big, like a Jupiter like giant, it won't work, if it is too close or too far away it also won't work. Water has NOT been found on hardly any planet so far, the technology to do so is still in its infancy. First step is to FIND a planet, next step is to understand it secondly.
Thursday at 16:33 ·

Shut up Kal... you are boring to the point of fossilisation. Just shut the fuck up.
Thursday at 19:47 · Like ·

Kal Korff; Whatever Sacha, and no I won't "shut up," at least I have a background in Astronomy and Cosmology, you don't.
Thursday at 22:23 ·

Blah blah blsh yaaawn... Fake background fakey cakey bakey... You are so irrelevant. What is the point of you. No one can work that one out. You shoukd investigate yourself... You are the missing link. No one even reaf anything you said... You took it way off topic. You are a plageurising fucktard with no personality or purpose. Fuck off... Shut the fuck up... Vanish. You are the #1 ufoology c*nt of the universe.
Thursday at 22:28 ·

Sacha Christie-Infomaniac Housewife Did i say fuck off? Just in case i didn't.... Fuck off Kal you wanker.
Thursday at 22:31 · Like ·

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Korffers, you can still post on the Kal Korff youtube channel.

The Unknown Korffer said...

... at least I have a background in Astronomy and Cosmology, you don't.

Where? Doing what? I'm sure that high school mathematics really helped. By the same token because I have "The Hunt For Red October" on video, I have a background in nuclear submarine warfare. Walter Mitty strikes again.

Anonymous said...

korff's background in astronomy made him uniquely qualified to serve as an expert witness at the o.j. simpson trial. though according to what he told royce meyers he also got his start in law enforcement.

Anonymous said...

Face Book Korffing update

Nothing. All politcal, Obama and Apple posts.

Friends, as I do not think Korff has the mental ability to say nothing about every thing, I think the Face Book police told Korff to knock it off or get kicked off.

We've won that fight, I hope.

Time will tell.


Anonymous said...

Face Book Korffing Update

2:23 AM CZ Time

Kal Korff: On Monday a new episode of my show will be released, I'll let you know the subject contents later. I continue to receive positive emails regarding the three shows which have been released so far, THANKS! Even Billy Meier UFO Cult nuts have written to thank me, it's nice to know they're making a difference. Praise YHWH, always!

To give you a breakdown or failure. Here are the views for one of the new KIAI videos:

KIAI video "Little Shit" posted on March 23 - 150 views

Now here's a breakdown of Korff's crowing suck...cess:

118 views - 3 weeks ago

127 views - 2 weeks ago

From: secretxwars | Mar 19, 2011

Failure on an epic scale.

Sadly, Korff is still promoting his Meier material, now based on another work, better work, on Face Book.

Notice Korff has dropped the "lie" that he'll tell his "fans" where the video will be posted, etc.

Dave, after you poach Korff's video #3, please do your treatment to these when you get time.

Praise Don Ecker.

Anonymous said...

BTW, Korff named his show "Kal Korff Show" as another Korffer detailed.

Watch the opening of his new videos and Korff himself "verbally" calls his "show" "THE" Kal Korff Show.

Yet, another lie from the lying lair.

Anonymous said...

or just another inept mistake

Anonymous said...

April 3, 2011, 2:35 PM CZ time.

Kal Korff: UFO WatchCat, which exists to protect trusting consumers from the claims of Royce Myers III and UFO "Watchdog," will be releasing UFO related documents and sightings from the U.S. Department of Defense in about 7-10 days. These are REAL documents, I hope people will appreciate them and even more: bother READING them!

I didn't know Royce Meyers III was claiming anything, other than the FACT that he took Kalvin out of his Hall of Fame and put Kalvin, and rightly so, into his Hall of Shame.

You go Kevin Randle.

Praise Don Ecker.

Anonymous said...

Notice Kalvin responding to this blog again.

Anonymous said...

How does one claim fraud when no one has been defrauded?
Only in Kal's mind.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Kalvin's charge of fraud is a delusional little bit of dictatorship by him. He presumes to know what books, TV shows and films people should have the option of partaking in. Kalvin knows what is best for others because of his broad intellect, worldly experience and unwavering pursuit of the truth.

So, he wants to tell others what they should think, and what forms of media information they should have access to. On their own "consumers" cannot be trusted to make the right decisions and it is up to more sophisticated thinkers like Kal Korff to make those decisions for them. The use of the term "fraud" is meant to mollify those who might be concerned that Kalvin is trying to dictate to others what they should be allowed access too. He's not being a bratty little bossy asshole minding other people's business, he is protecting them from falsehoods in the form of writings by paranormal enthusiasts that he has fostered a conflict with.

Which is the key to understanding Kalvin's whining, spoiled brat charges of consumer fraud -- ALL of the writers etc he wants to "protect" consumers from are individuals that he has fostered a personal conflict with. Kalvin K. Karlton K. Korff also wishes to deny those writers etc their source of income, in essence dictating not just what media others should consume but how people should make a living to provide for themselves and their families.

The ultimate irony being that Kalvin K. Karlton Korff is unemployed and lives off the handouts of his family, has no interest in having any kind of work or job and lacks even a basic college education or professional qualifications to back up his self-endowed expertise in all manner of subjects of interest to attractive females who happen upon his web pages. It really is that simple, just like Kal, who is the most simple simpleton I have ever encountered. IQ must in real life be in the mid to upper 80s. A dullard.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Just so that Little Kalvin understands what a big, complicated word like DULLARD or SIMPLETON means:

"An idiot, dolt, or dullard is a mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way. Archaically the word mome has also been used. The synonymous terms moron, imbecile, and cretin have all gained specialized meanings in modern times. An idiot is said to be idiotic, and to suffer from idiocy. A dunce is an idiot who is specifically incapable of learning. An idiot differs from a fool (who is unwise) and an ignoramus (who is uneducated/an ignorant), neither of which refer to someone with low intelligence. See also: Kal Korff."

Anonymous said...

Unknown very well said.

I'm going to ask Dave to do a video on that last post. Very well done.


Anonymous said...

Notice, Korff doesn't mention who sent the "letter" if indeed it was sent. Giving the impression that Korff sent he letter.

Kal Korff: BREAKING NEWS! Billy Meier UFO Cult "volunteer spokesman" Mikey Horn has been CAUGHT not telling the truth - AGAIN! Horn sent out a "press release" CLAIMING that famed astronaut Edgar Mitchell was "interested" in "investigating" the Meier UFO case. A letter was sent to Mitchell asking if this was true. Mitchell replied "NO," details to be published soon. Notice Horn has NOT retracted his claim, he's that dishonest.

Anonymous said...

kal, you fucking boner, all of the guys you stalk like randle, meyers, biedny, kimball and all the rest outshine your stupid ass on any given day. kal you are just jealous because all of them do what you wish you could. kal is a failure at computers. kal is a want-to-be military intelligence type. kal isn;t an expert in law of any sort. kal is a want-to-be cop. kal is a failure as a journalist and author. kal is a failure at filing anything of substance. so all around kal stalks the people he wishes he could be. fuck you kal you pathetic slime puddle.

Anonymous said...

Kal, how about you try and protect consumers from your claims? But that would mean you'd have to stop flat jumping and conning people.

Jimmy_D said...

For what you did to Mr S*dl*c*k, I really, really, REALLY loathe you, "Colonel".

Still waiting (for coming up to 12 months) for the police to crash through my door.

Liar. Scum.

Anonymous said...

You mean like when you told RMIII that you planned on having an "implant" of some sort, stuck in your head for your "TV reality series"? Really?

Two lies right there...

Still no mention of Ecker, Meiers, Meyers, Horn, etc. Nothing, zip, nada. Even in his last post regarding the Monday release (missed another deadline) of another Meier video, Korff was very vague about the videos contents.

Kal Korff: This woman would make a good UFOOLogist. :-) She tried to destroy a $80 MILLION painting. While I don't see the value, it's still wrong. But check out her comment, it's as nutty as some UFOOLogists: “I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you,” added Burns, who lives in Alexandria, Virginia.