One big WACKO letter from Kalvin Korff!

I found this fine, fine piece of literature authored by none other than Kalvin Korff. I found it in the same place Kalvin claims that the two San Jose Mercury News articles had been pulled from because Kalvin proved the article were "bogus". Kalvin didn't prove anything and the articles are STILL there! This letter is from Kalvin to his arch nemesis Royce Meyer and the letter provides tons of information for me to pick through and expose Kalvin with! Some highlights in this NUTTY letter include Kalvin wobbling on with tales of nanobot assassins, flying saucers, terrorism spies, Kalvin's IQ, terrorists trying to kill him, Kalvin leaking information about one of the 9/11 terrorists, terrorists trying to kill Kalvin, and more BULLSHIT than a ranching pasture could hold!!! Kalvin is deluded at best!!! This letter is ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC NUTTY KALVIN!!!

I have removed the letter from Kalvin because it is too weird and long to put here because of how blogger does its format. You can find the letter at the forum of some of other Kalvin's arch nemeses. Just scroll down a bit and you will see it in all of its amazing lunacy! For those have not seen this video, it sums up Kalvin Korff rather succinctly.

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT again and again and again!

As you know, Kalvin Korff is rather a braggart when it comes to his IQ and "accomplishments." If Kalvin is so competent and has such a high IQ then why is that he CAN'T EVEN CONFIRM BASIC INFORMATION that anyone with Internet access can find?

You see, INCOMPETENT Kalvin Korff has been caught trying to DECEIVE CONSUMERS AGAIN by OMITTING FACTUAL DATA! Kalvin wrote on his Internet website that a fellow named David Biedny "has pulled DOWN the same bogus articles, but ONLY AFTER he has been exposed." Kalvin is referring to a newspaper article from the San Jose Mercury News in California.

To his utter EMBARRASSMENT and PUBLIC HUMILIATION, Kalvin Korff is FRANTIC to denounce the article as "bogus" because it EXPOSES Kalvin Korff and his claims. Kudos to the reporter who wrote the story and to the San Jose Mercury News for doing the RIGHT thing and publishing the TRUTH about Kalvin Korff and his nutty claims.

Don't forget this is THE SAME Kalvin Korff who says out one side of his mouth that the San Jose Mercury News wrote several stories on him and then out the other side says the San Jose Mercury News only did one story on him! Kalvin Korff can't even keep his own story straight and will and do and say anything he can to make this article go away. But the article IS NOT GOING AWAY!

Once again, INCOMPETENT Kalvin Korff chose to use a BUMBLING LIE to cover his tracks and it is a LIE because any reasonable person can see the claim is NOT TRUE. The article is STILL posted on David Biedny's flying saucer Internet website and this is more of Kalvin Korff's DESPERATE PROPAGANDA in his FAILED attempt to MISLEAD THE PUBLIC and to COVER UP the truth. Kalvin Korff, when can the public expect you to come forward and CONFESS? Kalvin owes the public and consumers everywhere an apology!

INCOMPETENT,BUMBLING, and SPITEFUL Kalvin Korff CAUGHT AGAIN!!!

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #10

Kalvin Korff wrote in his now defunct Expres article on September 11, 2006 that he had proof of weapons of mass destruction being developed by Iraq. Big and brave Kalvin even published a photo of this proof despite the CIA saying it didn't want the photo published. These are Kalvin's words mind you.

Can you imagine the revelation that Saddam Hussein had labs developing weapons of mass destruction? Can you imagine if Kalvin actually discovered this evidence? Kalvin would have made global news with such a discovery!

But since that time no one has heard a thing about this proof. Though Kalvin did say the information would be released in his terrorism book, which we all know IS NOT BEING PUBLISHED!

Kalvin is just trying to market his book with this ridiculous claim because we all know if were true that Kalvin would slather himself in the media attention he would have received. Here is Kalvin again caught making spectacular claims and not living up to his word to prove it. Be sure to read the bit about the United Nations weapons inspector who was in Prague giving a lecture. Kalvin happened to get a media pass through Expres and cornered the poor guy, Kalvin likey babbling like a fruitcake and conspiracy nut with this well educated and respected United Nations weapons inspector wondering where security was and what he was going to do with this nut job Kalvin.

I personally think that Kalvin is a disgrace to all military troops fighting the good fight and those soldiers who have given life in service of their country. I also think Kalvin insults the good names of those killed on 9/11 when Kalvin pretends to be fighting terrorism.

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT AGAIN!!!

A lot of comments were made on this blog about Kalvin Korff saying he has a 219 IQ. Kalvin says he was administered IQ tests when he was younger and said he never claimed to have taken a magazine IQ test.

As with just about everything Kalvin says you have to take it with an entire salt shaker. I was pointed to some Internet websites so I thought I would check it out.

Sure enough it appears Kalvin DID INDEED claim that he had a "219 IQ" as per a test in a science magazine. I found out Kalvin is a regular on an Internet show called X Zone and has his laughable biography listed there. It also appears now that Kalvin is attempting to cover up this IQ claim.

I took this picture of this X Zone website listing Kalvin guest information. It is dated as "Wednesday June 11 2008" Now, my understanding is most f these shows ask their guest to send in their background information so I am going to assume this is what Kalvin did. This background information states without question "Armed with an IQ of 219, according to the Omni Magazine's World's Hardest IQ Test" Really the claim is made quite clear and this isn't open to interpretation as none is needed. There is no reading between the lines here as the message is perfectly clear in relaying to the reader that Kalvin claims to have a 219 IQ as per a magazine test.



If you look on the same Internet website I also found another ALTERED guest information bit for Kalvin dated later as "Thursday June 26 2008" and there is NO mention of Kalvin's self proclaimed genius.

If Kalvin did have this high of an IQ then why is he not in the Mega Society?

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT!

As promised earlier in this blog I am putting up something sent to me by a person who wishes to remain anonymous. If you have any good information about Kalvin Korff please send it to me kalisanidiot@live.com

I'm not a flying saucer person and find the subject good conversation but other than that its all nonsense and conjecture to me. I do understand what Kalvin Korff was claiming about the flying saucer picture.

As you might know about Kalvin Korff he really has it in for this Billy Meier chap. I've seen some of this Billy Meier flying saucer business and have to say it is completely unconvincing to me but there are some impressive looing photos. I am reading Kalvin Korff's book on this Switzerland flying saucer stuff and it has been a painful read!! Excruciatingly so!! Don't worry though, I didn't pay for the book otherwise I'd be getting a refund.

I received an email from someone including some Billie Meier flying saucer pictures and a description of the pictures. It looks as though Kalvin Korff has once again been CAUGHT MISREPRESENTING DATA and thus Kalvin would be MISLEADING CONSUMERS. This is what was sent to me.

"Just to show you how piss poor of an investigator Kal Korff is, here is a set of photos taken by Meier. This particular U.F.O. is known as the wedding cake. Kal Korff asserts that one photo shows a thumb tack that has fallen off the U.F.O. model. Come on, Meier's pictures are good, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out they're models."

"In this first photo, you can see the small, gold colored pieces sticking out around the middle section of balls. I've highlighted one area in the row of middle balls (big square)."

"Just below that highlighted section (smaller square), you can see a piece which appears to be laying on part of the model. Korff claims this piece is one of the small, gold colored pieces that has fallen off the model from the upper highlighted section where there is an empty space."

"I personally think the whole Meier case is a sham, a ruse. The point here is Korff claims to have a higher level of standards and investigative skills. As you might suspect, Korff demands nothing but the highest of evidence from everyone else but this standard doesn't apply to him. Korff has also stated that mistakes are inexcusable in conducting research."

"With that, how the hell did Korff miss what I'd call rather obvious, even to the layman U.F.O. investigator or casual observer. The second picture here shows the same spot Korff claims the piece fell from."

"But a simple comparison reveals the piece Korff says has fallen off the model is a ring, not a straight piece that is supposed to be a carpet tack. You can see a second ring highlighted as well in the lower right portion of the photo. The empty spot Korff states the piece fell from is clearly visible in other Meier wedding cake U.F.O. photos and obviously is empty by design."

"What Korff claims to be a piece that, unknown to Meier, has fallen off a model is actually that of the ring from a side view. Looking at the first photo I've sent, you can see the piece Korff says has fallen off actually has another dimension to it, which is the interior curve of the ring! Take a look at other Meier wedding cake U.F.O. photos and you'll see the area is empty in those photos, too. As Korff likes to say, "This is physics, folks.""

"I by no means am an investigator, I don't have a 200 IQ, I've never worked at Apple Computers or Lawrence Livermore National Labs, I've never been to Switzerland, nor have I written a book or been on CNN, so I'm quite unsure how Korff missed this and I did not. Rather embarrassing I'd say."

"And if you're interested, as you said you were reading Korff's book on Meier, you can go to this website and see the myriad of mistakes, a lot of amateur mistakes by the way, made by Korff: http://meiercase.0x2a.info/meiercase/001/article.php?id=40&sn=0 There is some rubbish in there about Meier's contacts and such, but apparently Korff couldn't even get some names or who was married to who straight. Korff, who claims to speak German and several other languages, couldn't even properly translate some of Meier's writings in the German language!"

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #9

Here we are once again with another FAILURE of Kalvin Korff. Kalvin said that beginning on August 1, 2008 we would be seeing daily videos about this Kevin Randle fellow. Unless Kalvin posts a video in the next hour then August 1 will have passed without Kalvin keeping his word.

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In the meantime you might want to watch this video of our hero Kalvin Korff in action.