Friday, August 1, 2008

Someone sent me a S3 military patch!

For you military patch collectors out there here is a special, no, a special secret services treat for you - the OFFICIAL S3 patch!

In the meantime you might want to watch this video of our hero Kalvin Korff in action.


Anonymous said...

Jesus H. Christ on a sawed off crutch.

That video was hilarious. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

Don't under estimate Korff. Even though he 'pretends' to be a jack off all trades, he still may have powerful connections. Although, he must be freelance, and renegade.

I don't know about S3. But this might be a Jewish church faction, with military focus? Who knows? But nobody is this stupid to boast of military rank, and get away with it as a prank?

Anonymous said...

Let me explain something about Col. Crackers.

He is full of shit. I can do what he does, and nobody will bother me. I could lie about being a Mossad Operative, and they would never bother me, because their motto states that by deceit they wage war.

Kal does not have high powered connections. If he did, all these guys that he claims to have files on, or is getting lawsuits against would have heard something.

The only think Kal is, is a little abused boy, who hates himself deep inside. He is running away from all those little hurts by making more of himself than there really is.

He's a guy who failed out of college, who has latched on to this UFO thing because he was buddies with Stanton Friedman. When Friedman figured out that Korff was a total blow hole, he kicked his ass to the curb.

Ask Stanton Friedman point blank what he thinks of Korff, and I promise you, you'll get the 1000 yard stare, and Friedman will want to talk about someone else.

It's happened, I've seen it first hand.

Korff is the punchline to so many jokes in the UFO business. There are so many out and out frauds in this field, that no wonder the military pays for their stuff to be published. The disinformation racket is a groundswell of money.

You can ask anyone in this business who signs their checks, and if you do a back trace on the ownership of the bank accounts you'll find holding companies, and these companies are all owned by the government.

There is no greater waste of Taxpayer Dollars than the publication of 99 percent of the stuff that's out there on bookshelves.

Anonymous said...

Baffling. There's a great word to describe Kal!

Anonymous said...

OMG you owe me a new keyboard!! I spit out my coffee laughing so hard at that video!!!

Give that man an Oscar!!!

F1 Racer

We.Are.Kult.Of.Kal said...

F1 Racer,

Thanks buddy
Do you think I should put the link on our local Expats? :) Or will the "beating a dead horse" argument come first?

Anonymous said...


you need to seriously do some more video on Kal Korff! The damn funniest thing I've ever seen. This video must place you on the top of Kal's "get even with" list. You should do one where he threatens to sue everyone and then never follows through. That could be twenty-minutes of laughs easily!

Anonymous said...

Great video link and it brought something to mind: Kal's repeated klaim that his Roswell book is the "best selling book on the Roswell incident of all time"; NOT EVEN CLOSE!!

In less than ten minutes on no less than the following statistics were gleaned with little or no effort:

The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know (Mass Market Paperback), 2000, Kal K Korff Sales Rank: #535,328 in Books

Crash at Corona: The U.S. Military Retrieval and Cover-Up of a UFO (Paperback), 2004 Edition, Don Berliner and Stanton T. Friedman Sales Rank: #175,779 in Books