Wednesday, August 6, 2008

One big WACKO letter from Kalvin Korff!

I found this fine, fine piece of literature authored by none other than Kalvin Korff. I found it in the same place Kalvin claims that the two San Jose Mercury News articles had been pulled from because Kalvin proved the article were "bogus". Kalvin didn't prove anything and the articles are STILL there! This letter is from Kalvin to his arch nemesis Royce Meyer and the letter provides tons of information for me to pick through and expose Kalvin with! Some highlights in this NUTTY letter include Kalvin wobbling on with tales of nanobot assassins, flying saucers, terrorism spies, Kalvin's IQ, terrorists trying to kill him, Kalvin leaking information about one of the 9/11 terrorists, terrorists trying to kill Kalvin, and more BULLSHIT than a ranching pasture could hold!!! Kalvin is deluded at best!!! This letter is ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC NUTTY KALVIN!!!


I have removed the letter from Kalvin because it is too weird and long to put here because of how blogger does its format. You can find the letter at the forum of some of other Kalvin's arch nemeses. Just scroll down a bit and you will see it in all of its amazing lunacy! For those have not seen this video, it sums up Kalvin Korff rather succinctly.


36 comments:

Anonymous said...

WTF?!?! Kal Korff is a flaming fucking nut job!!!!! Holy shit!! I had no idea it was this bad!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Nanobot assassins? Uh, um, wow. The guy is crackers. That letter was llllloooonnnng but worth reading to see just how nutso Kal Korff really is.

Anonymous said...

The Ballad of Kal and Martina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GD9h5jz3j8&eurl=http://redstarfilms.blogspot.com/search/label/Kal%20Korff

Anonymous said...

The Admiral Zorgrot Press Conference
(on the Terran Moon)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JToP-QxGSVg&eurl=http://redstarfilms.blogspot.com/search/label/Kal%20Korff

Anonymous said...

The above videos are simply klassik! LOL!

Anonymous said...

You have got to be shitting me.

Seriously. I don't know what planet Korff is from, but he really REALLY Needs someone to taze his ass, and take him to the loonybin.

I don't think I've seen anything rivaling this sort of insanity, since I was at the zoo, and watched a monkey try to have sex with a football.

meltdown said...

Nice picture of Korff with his greasy hair slicked back. If you think this shit is crazy now just you wait as I'm sure Korff is gearing up for his big meltdown.

Anonymous said...

I love the signature at the bottom with the "your friend always" bit. Yep, you're friend until you argue with me, disagree with me, or tell it like it is to my face. After that, the psycho comes out and will get even with you at all cost no matter how wrong I really am. Nice job Kal Korff you mental job.

Anonymous said...

No wonder Royce decided to distance himself from this nut job Kal Korff. That letter is full of ego, delusion, paranoia, and outright fantasy! Kal did live in Washington and when he was leaving he told everyone he was going to be a radio show host. kal has no friends here in Seattle anymore. He burned way too many bridges. So kal has moved to a foreign country to try and reinvent himself as an english teacher and quasi-celebrity - how amusing.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it amusing how we can get to see one of those types in action almost daily. Normally one would have to visit a certain type of institution and be escorted to various wards where you could meet with Napolean, maybe a king, or even Jesus himself. They do exist.

Ralph said...

" Earlier, in another attempt to kill me, they got me on the ground, outside, in the dark, actually had the fucking machine gun pointed at my neck, I am on my knees, praying, I hear the trigger beging [sic] pulled, and the gun jams!! "

OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! If some terrorist organization was going to kill you they would have just blown you sky high Kal or poisoned your stupid ass! If I were a terrorist I would have hired some hot chic to seduce you, kill you and then in one final embarrassing moment for you I'd have your fat naked ass strung up on a telephone pole in downtown Seattle for all to further humiliate you with mocking laughter.

The gun jammed...my fucking ass you lying sack of shit Kal. Can you provide the date and time so someone can verify this call top the police, or are the big bad cops in Seattle out to get you like the San Jose Mercury? Put up or shut the fuck up Kal you delusional pig fart. You haven't proved anything you say inthe slightest. I better watch myself before "colonel" craphead launches his dastardly agents against me and unleashes his nanobot butt plugs on me.

Kult said...

My favorite part was this gem, hidden among so much:

"... the the reason that photo of me with the Jewish prostitute appears in the new book, is because..."

Go on, Kal, about how the corrupt Minister of Interior explains you and the hooker. Where oh where is That Photo? Maybe today we would all see it was Martina Tycova?

Too freaking funny.

-Kult

Anonymous said...

What a raving fucking lunatic. How did Kal Korff keep all that lunacy buried for so long?

Czech chek said...

"Kal Korff is fucking crazy." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I spit coffee everywhere I laughed so hard at that silly video! Bravo!

Anonymous said...

Poor sad FAT Kal.

Still, at least I get some daily amusement out of his antics!


F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

Korff and Czech beer is the ultimate bad combination.

downwithkal said...

Could you do me a favor, "Colonel".

Stop lying.

Thanks...

Anonymous said...

Give a nut a keyboard and a modem and anything is possible. in this case, give a paranoid ass monkey a keyboard, a modem, and a video camera and watch him throw shit everywhere. Jesus Christ Kal you insane fuck! Go find a shrink and get on some medication!!

Czech chek said...

Isn't kal worried about placing Mr. Sedlecek in danger? If some nut actually thinks Kal is really doing this anti terrorism stuff then I think it not far fetched to assume that someone as nutty as Kal might decide Kal is a liability to "the cause" and decide to take him out. What if this happens at Mr. Sedlecek's place of business? Leave Mr Sedlecek alone Kal if you have any decency at all you will leave this fine person alone.

Anonymous said...

Kal the Kock-Ass Kreationist Kook

BritinPrague said...

I'm giving you one chance, "Colonel". Keep Vojta Sedlacek out of your fantasy world. He has done nothing but good all his life. He doesn't deserve you.
You have been warned for the first and last time. You fruitcake.

BritinPrague said...

Oh yes - and you can delete the YouTube videos you ran with Mr Sedlacek on them. You deserve all the public ridicule that you get, but he most certainly does not.
Do it. Now.

Anonymous said...

If you want to see all the past claims Kal Korff has made after changing his websites all the time to cover his tracks and claims you can just go to archive.org. There is a TON of hilarious stuff you can find there all archived fro the public to see just how idiotic Kal Korff's claims are and you can also see just how much of it has come to pass, which is basically none of it.

I see Kal Korff has a place for "stalkers" on his website. Uh, Kal, you fucking creepy ass piece of shit, if there is any stalking happening here it is being done by you!

Kal's Pal said...

Lucky for Kal, most terrorist assassin squads only carry one (undependable) gun. I mean, he had me on the edge of my seat there!

Oh, and Kol Kooky invented hypertext? BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Cuckoo-cuckoo-cuckoo!

John said...

Found this site through the X Zone radio show. I've always suspected something not quite right with Kal K. Korff and now I know why.

Anonymous said...

Kernal Kal sez ..

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

And his top quote sez ..

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Kla Korff Lied said...

I listened to the X Zone last night and was laughing my ass off after hearing Kal K. Korff apologize like a little kid to radio host Art Bell after Kal K. Korff *lied* and admitted to *lying* about Art. Funny, funny stuff. So where is this big time high standard of yours at now Kal? I thought you held others "accountable" for lying? What about yourself mister liar-liar pants on fire?

Anonymous said...

I listened to the X zone radio show last night and rolled on the floor laughing. So that was the Don Ecker Korff took off after? Man, he demolished Korff with the Art Bell apologies! Korff sounded just like the whipped Poodle instead of the Pitt Bull he wants everybody to think he is. I liked what Ecker said, a pathetic putz!

downwithkal said...

What's all this about Kal apologizing? Can you fell the rest of us in, please?

Squonkamatic said...

Another aspect of Korff's delusional psychosis is his need to control any and all information regarding him that the public may have access to. The last thing in the world that he can allow is for others to draw their own opinions on his claims based on what he probably regards as "unauthorized information leaks". I also saved this email tirade to disc the first time I saw it because I knew that Korff would probably never rest until it was deleted. I am gratified to see that it has been archived in a manner that is probably beyond his ability to control.

It is however only fair to point out that there is something inherently problematic about somebody making a public posting of what was intended to be a private communication between two individuals rather than a public posting. Mr. Biedny and Mr. Meyers no doubt felt that the situation with Korff had spiraled out of control and needed to pull out a trump card to demonstrate that Korff's personal attacks on him were an extension of his delusions rather than a rational repartee between opposing minds.

So Korff created his own problem here with these posting, more or less leaving the other parties no choice but to make them public, and like the San Jose Mercury News articles (yes there are several, I have at least 2 backed up to local disc) his need to remove them from public consumption must be a top priority. He has to control the flow of information about him, a tactic that he actually achieved this May by intimidating Wikipedia to remove any and all references to him that he did not personally approve of.

He'll do the same wherever his keyword searches of his own names lead him -- I just posted a YouTube video of a clip of Korff "debating" Jim Dilettoso from 1994 and am already taking bets on how long it will be before he demands that YouTube delete it. Which would be pretty small of him since he obviously wins the debate. But the posting of the information is not authorized by Korff and I am predicting that it will most likely be deleted before the weekend is out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbuHXydws9Y

Anonymous said...

One of the guys Korff has been ranting about, Don Ecker, was the guest on the X Zone radio show last night. Rob McConnell is the host, and Korff has a weekly spot on it. Anyway, when Ecker came on he said something about Mcconnell trying to get him on last year to confront Korff but he had better things to do. Anyways, he (Ecker) said he had his fill of Korff and came on last night to get the record set straight. BTW Ecker plugged this blog!

So, turns out that Korff, back in 1997 claimed on some other radio show that Art Bell threatened some radio stations, to pull his affiliation on C2C, if they let Korff on. Art got his lawyer and was in the process of suing Korff but gave Korff a chance to go on his show to apologise. Art set a date then Korff didn't show. Ecker had all these clips from the Bell show. The night Korff failed to show Art went on a rampage calling Korff a little worm. Hilarious stuff. The next night Art had Korff on and Korff sounded scared just like the delusional little whipped puppy he was. Then after Korff finished apologising, Art kicked his ass one last time and Korff slunk off back into his little fantasy world. Great Radio!

Squonkamatic said...

This just in: Korff has apparently pulled his latest clips "Desperate Don Ecker: Introduction" and "Desperate Don Ecker Pt.1" off YouTube less than 24 hours after they were posted and within 36 hours of this flurry of activity related to Mr. McConnell's show. A revised version of them is no doubt in the works, but it's proof that the power of this blog in rattling Korff's self complacency. He now has to edit his own version of reality to fit the facts, or at least pretend like it never happened.

Squonkamatic said...

Nope, my bad, they are still there, must have just been a connection issue on my side. Karry On Korffing!

Robert said...

Kal is on a bender of rage! ha-ha-ha He's pissed about Don Ecker coming out and playing that stuff from when Art Bell made Kal squeal like a bitch! Kal, Art Bell owned you that night in front of the world. I also read your pathetic excuse about your "sources" being mistaken. But doesn't a competent researcher and investigator confirm all of his facts *before* going public? Apparently you forgot to confirm any *facts* before opening your big mouth - that is unless there no facts to begin with and Kal just made it all up in a desperate effort to get some publicity. Look at you now Kal posting these ludicrously yet dependably nutty video rants and your "book" isn't getting published. ha-ha-ha Kal brought this all down on himself. I'm just wondering why any of the ufo people are wasting their time with this as Kal is obviously beneath them. Kal you've been promoted to the CEO of total dipshit, inc. ha-ha-ha And Kal, no we aren't laughing with you - to be perfectly clear we are laughing *at* you! ha-ha-ha

Anonymous said...

What a wonderfully done blog. Not too happy with some of the language, but I am impressed with how much information has been uncovered about that kook Kal. I wonder why Kal hasn't included this blog in his list of haters yet?

Roger Knights said...

Squonkamatic said:
"He has to control the flow of information about him, a tactic that he actually achieved this May by intimidating Wikipedia to remove any and all references to him that he did not personally approve of."

He got the expats.cz site in Prague to take down the first two threads of comment on his antics. I suspect he had his local law firm write them a threatening letter. He then had a meeting with one of the execs of the site. On Xzone he defended what happened by saying that the threads were taken down by their administrators because they were "way over the top," or some similar words.

But only 25% of the content of those threads was really objectionable. The best 25% was on-target and hilarious. The appropriate response would have been for him to use the "Report" button on the overly nasty and/or inaccurate posts. But he had to over-react (twice): his action shows that what he really objects to is all criticism, not just over-the-top criticism.

Eventually posters toned it down a bit and a third thread continued, here:
http://www.expats.cz/prague/showthread.php?p=405512#post405512

Incidentally, I hope someone who knows how to use the WayBack Internet archives can restore those first two threads somewhere.