Conniving Kal K. Korff HIDES data to cover his tracks

I put up here a bit ago about Kal K. Korff haivng deleted a video showing him in front of a KMPG office where Kal said KPMG was in the process of auditing Kevin Randle's flying saucer work.

To no surprise Kal has DELETED all this data from his You Tube website and from his "critical thinkers" Internet website in what can only be an attempt to cover his tracks since it has come to light that this AUDIT NEVER EXISTED to begin with! How convenient that this information has now "vanished" and cannot be viewed by consumers. But not all is lost thanks to this Xzone radio show!

Posted on the Xzone blog is Kal's own announcement about the audit! Kal really stuffs his own foot in his mouth by saying he would make another announcement with KPMG about this fantasy audit! I'm sure Xzone will not erase this important data but I decided to copy and paste it here.

KPMG to Audit and Certify Kevin Randle's False Roswell Claims
March 14 2007: United Arab Emirates, -- Tel Aviv, Israel.
Sheik Khalid Mohammad, the gulf millionaire playboy who is one of the financial backers behind the new reality-based TV series "Secret Wars" which chronicles the real life activities of Captain Kal Korff of the Israeli-founded Special Secret Services (S3), has hired the firm of KPMG to begin an immediate forensic audit and investigation of UFO researcher Kevin Randle's numerous claims and writings about the purported Roswell "UFO" crash of 1947.
"Mr Kevin Randle has made very serious and completely false allegations against our main star, Mr. Captain Kal Korff. Such lies are also a libel and slander against all of us, especially myself as a financial investor. Since Mr. Randle claims he has 'the truth' and even had the ego large enough to name his book 'The TRUTH About the Roswell UFO Crash' I have decided to order a forensic investigation into Mr. Randles numerous statements and wild accusations." the Sheik said in remarks prepared in advance and communicated by his translator.
"The UFO field is in serious trouble. We will spare no expense to expose before the public and even bring to justice in the courts if necessary many of the lies and slanders and blood libels that are often and eagerly spread by many so-called 'experts' in this field who have the public and the media fooled concerning their intentions and their motivations.
"It is an honor to document all of this for the world to see. It is something that should have been done many years ago. Unless KPMG cannot finish their task on time, we plan to release this audit exposing Mr. Randle's very poor research in time for the 60th anniversary of the Roswell UFO anniversary exploitation festivals."
"Furthermore, we are now sending out hundreds of 'freeze' notices to TV networks, producers and the media. If they wish to now interview Mr. Randle about Roswell, at least they will now be forewarned. We are also doing the same with other UFO researchers concerning other cases. We will also reveal instances where it seems as if Mr. Randle just made up what can only be called lies, and manufactured his Roswell 'evidence.' We have the proof now, and have had it for years in fact."
"KMPG will be contacting Mr. Kevin Randle at the appropriate time. Mr. Randle will be asked to formerly cooperate with this credibility audit, or he will face very serious legal actions and consequences. We will be announcing with KPMG shortly which office of theirs will be granted centralized jurisdiction to proceed with their forensic audit against and of Mr. Kevin Randle."
"Finally, we would like to thank Mr. Paul Kimball of RedStarFilms in Canada for continuing to provide us with material that we can expose in front of the world. Until Mr. Kimball published Mr. Randle's legally troublesome comments and lies, therefore also incurring additional legal and credibility problems himself, we had no intention of dealing with Mr. Kevin Randle at all.
Randle's claims were first exposed last century by Captain Kal Korff, who has written the best-selling Roswell UFO expose of all time. Mr. Randle has even admitted that several of his favorite Roswell 'eyewitnesses' were liars, -- just like Korff proved last century, and showed in his book The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know.
"Our next announcement concerning Mr. Randle will be made in conjunction with KPMG."
Posted by xzonenation at 10:18 AM

I hope to be not the only one who sees right through this laughable bit about Kal's "Israeli" founded organization receiving funding from a Saudi! TO me this is just the most ludicrous thing ever. And didn't Sheik Khalid Mohammad behead terror victim Daniel Pearl and plan the 9-11 attacks? Hmmm I wonder if Kal just pulls these names out of that big stupid hat he has taken to recently.

Rack up another claim from Conniving Kal that has been shown to be FALSE.

Kal K. Korff EXPOSED for his hypocrisy, placing self interest before that of consumers!

I can't think of much else that truly sickens me than an asshole who is also an utter hypocrite. Yes I am talking again about Kal K. Korff and his "standards" and laughable ethics. It works with Kal this way in that if you happen to not agree with him you are targeted as a fraud. But if it is something that is so clearly wrong but Kal doesn't care for the facts of the situation then Kal will use that mightily warped logic of his to "justify" the means to his own end.

Kal has been on bat shit rant of late with this whole shooting business where Kal is using conspiracy theories and blaming everyone else for what happened. Kal even says that people involved in this are not following the rule of law and Kal goes on his usual diatribe of disjointed reasoning and faulty logic to "justify" his view so he can be right. kal is even taking an old play out of the conspiracy nuts play book by screaming COVER UP!

Kal's brother was tried and convicted in a court of law for what some say is a felony criminal act. Kal said it was all a coverup since his brother was convicted. Kal says this in SPITE of the FACT that taxpayers paid $90,000 for his brother's defense and some big CSI investigator did an independent analysis. Kal's broher's lawyer was given an equal opportunity under the law to provide a defense. Kal ADMITS in his now DEFUNCT column that the cops were in the right stopping the car Kal's brother tried to use to run over a cop. And now the WORLD HAS WITNESSED Kal ALTER his story a few times now about what really happened. Which version will it be this week Kal? You see there is Kal's "truth" and then there's THE truth and Kal's version of events usually crumbles on closer inspection. That and Kal can't keep his own story straight when he attempts to MISLEAD CONSUMERS. What fishing story will Kal INSULT consumers with next? You should have worked for the O.J. Simpson defense team Kal with that imagination of yours.

Kal first made the statement that his brother was just an innocent hitch hiker picked up by a bunch of strangers who happened to have just committed a crime and then AMAZINGLY Kal later CONFESSED that his brother was in a car full of his own friends and that his brother should choose his friends more carefully. So if the police "rightfully" pulled over the car according to Kal there really is nothing to dispute.

This basically boils down to Korff's brother tried to run over a cop and the cop defended himself as any human being in that situation would. The car was "rightfully" stopped by the police according to Kal's own words. Kal's brother was in the car AGAIN according to Kal's OWN WORDS! An outstanding warrant had been issued by a judge for the arrest of Korff's brother. Korff's brother jumped from the passenger seat into the driver's seat and tried to escape from the cops. Kal even said his brother should not have tried to leave!!

By Korff's own logic and statements regarding the rules of law then his brother should have followed the law and peacefully turned himself over to the cops. Had Korff's brother not acted with such wanton disregard for the law and the life of the cop he tried to mow down with a car and had Kal's brother chose to follow the law then NONE of this would have happened! If Korff wants to hold someone accountable then he should be holding his own brother responsible for his behavior that set these events into motion. While he's at it perhaps Kal should assess how much his brother's action have cost law abiding consumers.

You can't have it both ways Kal you repugnant hypocrite. Your DOUBLE STANDARDS have been EXPOSED to consumers WORLDWIDE! Kal is unfit to champion consumers with his two-faced standards and unwillingness to be objective in his own brother's criminal actions! How can we trust Kal to champion consumers when it is very evident that Kal will place his own wants and desires and his spite before the needs of honest consumers? You can't.

Kal K. Korff and his laughable "operation"

Kal has put back up an old post where he says he is going to release documents in what he laughably says was a "classified operation" exposing some sort of corruption involved the shooting of his brother. If you notice in the video Kal likes to use the word "we" a lot to lead the viewer into believing Kal and his "operatives" - ahahahahahahahahahaha - sorry could not help bursting out into laughter there - are actually doing some sort of investigation.

Kal says this "operation" is the "subject of a FEDERAL LAWSUIT". It is true a lawsuit has been filed by Kal's brother. However, and to no surprise, Kal K. Korff is again MISLEADING CONSUMERS by claiming to be a part of this lawsuit.

Looks like Kal K. Korff is as much involved in this lawsuit as he was an "expert witness" in the OJ Simpson civil lawsuit. Kal is once again attempting to play games at the expense of his brother and taxpayers who are by the way consumers.

If Kal is playing such an large part in this, if Kal's "operation" is real, and Kal has all of this proof then he can prove it once and for all by being summoned to appear during the trial as a witness. Were I Kal's brother's attorney and Kal had all of this proof then I would use Kal as my star witness.

I'm rather certain the defense would love to get crazy Kal on the witness stand as Kal claimed his "organization" conducted soome sort of investigation about this case. If the lawyer for the defense in this case is smart they will summon Kal to court. I think the lawyers should also summon all of Kal's "operatives" and all of Kal's records to trial too including all files on the "special secret services". Can you imagine "colonel" Kal walking into a courtroom with that ridiculous cowboy hat? Ahahahahahaha! The defense would shred the poor, deluded bastard.

Kal also MISLEADS CONSUMERS by claiming his brother is innocent. Kal's brother is a CONVICTED FELON who may have been found not guilty of trying to kill a police man, but was FOUND GUILTY of trying to run over a police man with a car. If some scum tried to run me over with a car I bloody well would have shot him too! The man was convicted by a jury of his peers and his defense was paid for by taxpayers!

The other part which bothers me in all of this is Kal has been CAUGHT RED HANDED saying one thing and then claiming another! I know it isn't at all shocking to hear Kal is again playing games but this one really takes the cake. Kal claimed his "innocent" brother was just out walking around and hitched a ride with a car load of strangers who had (gasp!) just committed a crime and Kal's poor, poor brother was just a victim of circumstance.

Then Kal AMAZINGLY turns around and says his brother should have never been there and his brother should choose his friends better as if no one would notice the complete one-hundred eighty turn Kal made! From what I've found it turns out the people in the car testified AGAINST Kal's brother during the trial and that Kal was in the car from the beginning!!! Wow it's a conspiracy all the way around from the police to the crooks to the judges to the jury! At least that is the story "Conspiracy Kal" weaves hoping to ensnare consumers in his web of DECEIT.

From the sounds of it all Kal has somehow managed to obtain copies of this lawsuit and forensics stuff and is posting it in a poorly orchestrated move to somehow gain credibility and to MISLEAD CONSUMERS into believing Kal is playing some sort of integral role in the case. "Conniving Kal" at work once again doing what he does best by spinning and warping the truth for his own benefit and all at the expense of taxpayers and consumers!

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT erasing DATA and HIDING FACTS

To no surprise Kalvin Korff has been CAUGHT AGAIN covering up data and facts in a contrived attempt to cover his tracks from the HUMILIATION of his long promised KPMG audit being EXPOSED as a FRAUD! To have fallen on your own face so many times for the world to see must be utterly HUMILIATING for Kalvin Korff.

A little over A YEAR AGO Kalvin wrote on his website as FACT that the KMPG audit of flying saucer author Kevin Randle's book on the Roswell flying saucer was taking place and Kalvin's "backers" were paying for the audit. In Kalvin's own words from August 2, 2007 We first announced several months ago that our investors were going to hire KPMG to audit Mr. Kevin Randle and prove to the world what we have been saying all along and for more than 10 years now, that Kevin Randle's Roswell UFO 'research' and claims of alien bodies being secretly hidden by the U.S. Government are a bunch of hooey and nonsense, they are in fact a libel and slander against the good name of the U.S. Governmet and the hard working honorable men and women in its military," explained Kal Korff, the President and CEO.

Kalvin even posted a video claiming the audit to be occurring while Kalvin stood outside of the office of KPMG. The video has now been DELETED by Kalvin! And to prove that Kalvin made this statement as FACT I took a picture of Kalvin's old website. I also took the liberty of contacting KPMG and the company has NEVER heard of Kal K. Korff, Kevin Randle, and knows nothing about any audit of a lying saucer book! There is NO audit!

If this is not the case then Kalvin, WHERE IS THE AUDIT you claimed was taking place OVER A YEAR AGO???

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT AGAIN misleading consumers with his absurd claims and broken promises.

A side note here - I will be referring to Kalvin as 'Kal' from here on as one person pointed out it can be confusing to a degree with the names 'Kalvin' and 'Kevin', though I am quite sure no one would confuse that imbecile Kalvin with Dr. Kevin Randle even under the most extreme circumstances.

"As Promised!" my ass, Kal. The only thing you can rely on Kal Korff for is his lunatic claims and for him to not follow through on the big promises. Just look at this alien autopsy business. I'm sure Kal is joke of the day over tea and crumpets with that group.

" So I am known as a man who gets things done and seems to be able to figure things out." The words of Kal Korff coming full circle to bite him right in the ass. No Kal, you are known as a bad joke with a big mouth.

Kalvin Korff: Self Described "Victim"

In his latest youtbe.com rant against this Don Ecker fellow, Kavlin Korff describes himself as a "victim" of being attacked by others. I laugh at this simply because Kalvin is being EXPOSED and is trying to play the sympathy card here. Kalvin is a victim, a victim of his own words and actions that have EXPOSED him as a CONNIVING dolt.

Last week, Kalvin was CAUGHT trying to hide his past and was shown to be LIAR when he had to CONFESS a claim he made about a radio show host was FALSE! Kalvin isn't a "victim" of anything except his own HYPOCRISY and DECEIT.

If there are any victims to be had it would be radio host Art Bell and others who have been SLANDERED and ATTACKED by Kalvin Korff's FALSE CLAIMS and OUTRIGHT LIES. On many occasions now Kalvin Korff has been shown to be INCOMPETENT, WRONG, and to be MISLEADING CONSUMERS with his FALSE CLAIMS. These are the same CONSUMERS Kalvin boasts of protecting but he CLEARLY IS NOT when he has been shown to be CONNIVER!

You're not a "victim" Kalvin, you're a predator who prays on the ignorance of others in hopes some fool will buy into your outlandish, unsubstantiated, and various FALSE CLAIMS. Just a small sample of your FALSE CLAIMS AND DECEIT are the KPMG audit that NEVER took place, your book being published that the publisher IS NOT PUBLISHING, your phony flying saucer repository you promised ten-years ago that has amount to jack shit, all the lawsuits and arrests you have been promising for YEARS now that have yet to see the light of day, and so much more. kalvin is part of the problem with the world and most certainly not part of the solution. When you can keep your word about anything and when you decide to wake up and get some help to stop living inthis fantasy world, and when you can get your clearly overblown ego in check, Kalvin you might actually accomplish something with your pathetic life.

You're not a "victim" Kalvin, you are a product of your own doing so stop blaming others for your fuck ups and personal issues. Try being a man for a change instead of the sniveling, vengeful and hate fueled little twerp you are.

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT AGAIN!!!

A lot of comments were made on this blog about Kalvin Korff saying he has a 219 IQ. Kalvin says he was administered IQ tests when he was younger and said he never claimed to have taken a magazine IQ test.

As with just about everything Kalvin says you have to take it with an entire salt shaker. I was pointed to some Internet websites so I thought I would check it out.

Sure enough it appears Kalvin DID INDEED claim that he had a "219 IQ" as per a test in a science magazine. I found out Kalvin is a regular on an Internet show called X Zone and has his laughable biography listed there. It also appears now that Kalvin is attempting to cover up this IQ claim.

I took this picture of this X Zone website listing Kalvin guest information. It is dated as "Wednesday June 11 2008" Now, my understanding is most f these shows ask their guest to send in their background information so I am going to assume this is what Kalvin did. This background information states without question "Armed with an IQ of 219, according to the Omni Magazine's World's Hardest IQ Test" Really the claim is made quite clear and this isn't open to interpretation as none is needed. There is no reading between the lines here as the message is perfectly clear in relaying to the reader that Kalvin claims to have a 219 IQ as per a magazine test.



If you look on the same Internet website I also found another ALTERED guest information bit for Kalvin dated later as "Thursday June 26 2008" and there is NO mention of Kalvin's self proclaimed genius.

If Kalvin did have this high of an IQ then why is he not in the Mega Society?

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT!

As promised earlier in this blog I am putting up something sent to me by a person who wishes to remain anonymous. If you have any good information about Kalvin Korff please send it to me kalisanidiot@live.com

I'm not a flying saucer person and find the subject good conversation but other than that its all nonsense and conjecture to me. I do understand what Kalvin Korff was claiming about the flying saucer picture.

As you might know about Kalvin Korff he really has it in for this Billy Meier chap. I've seen some of this Billy Meier flying saucer business and have to say it is completely unconvincing to me but there are some impressive looing photos. I am reading Kalvin Korff's book on this Switzerland flying saucer stuff and it has been a painful read!! Excruciatingly so!! Don't worry though, I didn't pay for the book otherwise I'd be getting a refund.

I received an email from someone including some Billie Meier flying saucer pictures and a description of the pictures. It looks as though Kalvin Korff has once again been CAUGHT MISREPRESENTING DATA and thus Kalvin would be MISLEADING CONSUMERS. This is what was sent to me.

"Just to show you how piss poor of an investigator Kal Korff is, here is a set of photos taken by Meier. This particular U.F.O. is known as the wedding cake. Kal Korff asserts that one photo shows a thumb tack that has fallen off the U.F.O. model. Come on, Meier's pictures are good, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out they're models."

"In this first photo, you can see the small, gold colored pieces sticking out around the middle section of balls. I've highlighted one area in the row of middle balls (big square)."

"Just below that highlighted section (smaller square), you can see a piece which appears to be laying on part of the model. Korff claims this piece is one of the small, gold colored pieces that has fallen off the model from the upper highlighted section where there is an empty space."

"I personally think the whole Meier case is a sham, a ruse. The point here is Korff claims to have a higher level of standards and investigative skills. As you might suspect, Korff demands nothing but the highest of evidence from everyone else but this standard doesn't apply to him. Korff has also stated that mistakes are inexcusable in conducting research."

"With that, how the hell did Korff miss what I'd call rather obvious, even to the layman U.F.O. investigator or casual observer. The second picture here shows the same spot Korff claims the piece fell from."

"But a simple comparison reveals the piece Korff says has fallen off the model is a ring, not a straight piece that is supposed to be a carpet tack. You can see a second ring highlighted as well in the lower right portion of the photo. The empty spot Korff states the piece fell from is clearly visible in other Meier wedding cake U.F.O. photos and obviously is empty by design."

"What Korff claims to be a piece that, unknown to Meier, has fallen off a model is actually that of the ring from a side view. Looking at the first photo I've sent, you can see the piece Korff says has fallen off actually has another dimension to it, which is the interior curve of the ring! Take a look at other Meier wedding cake U.F.O. photos and you'll see the area is empty in those photos, too. As Korff likes to say, "This is physics, folks.""

"I by no means am an investigator, I don't have a 200 IQ, I've never worked at Apple Computers or Lawrence Livermore National Labs, I've never been to Switzerland, nor have I written a book or been on CNN, so I'm quite unsure how Korff missed this and I did not. Rather embarrassing I'd say."

"And if you're interested, as you said you were reading Korff's book on Meier, you can go to this website and see the myriad of mistakes, a lot of amateur mistakes by the way, made by Korff: http://meiercase.0x2a.info/meiercase/001/article.php?id=40&sn=0 There is some rubbish in there about Meier's contacts and such, but apparently Korff couldn't even get some names or who was married to who straight. Korff, who claims to speak German and several other languages, couldn't even properly translate some of Meier's writings in the German language!"

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #7

Now after watching Kalvin Korff's publicly embarrassing and desperate attempt to cover up his being EXPOSED by a newspaper article from 1994, let us look back to a date where yet another FAILURE of Kalvin Korff's takes place.

On May 26, 2007 Kalvin announced that he would be releasing a new line of books about this Roswell flying saucer business on the anniversary widely celebrated by the town of Roswell, New Mexico.

Kalvin stated on his website that he would be releasing a "historic and unprecedented" nine book series about the Roswell flying saucer. This was last year Kalvin made this announcement and this supposed book series would showcase "new evidence" and would "shock everyone."

Kalvin wrote on his website "The first volume, which analyzes and exposes the skeptical writings of noted UFO skeptic Philip J. Klass, is scheduled for release the first week of July, on the anniversary of Roswell."

Hmmmmm. Where have we all heard a claim of a book being published and never seeing it? I wonder where? Oh, wait a moment, I remember now. It was Kalvin Korff who promised to show the world a video of him mailing the manuscript of his new terrorism book to a publisher. And what does a book on terorism and this "new" Roswell flying saucer series have in common? Both have NEVER been published!

Everyone knows Kalvin's terrorism book IS NOT being published by Prometheus Books. So where is this 3,500 page compilation Kalvin bragged about releasing on the sixtieth anniversary of the Roswell flaying saucer? Kalvin, you're only two anniversaries late now. Word is that Kalvin hasn't "published" his books due to the copy machine at the local 7-11 having been broken for some time now.

Yet ANOTHER in a LONG line of the HUMILIATING and COUNTLESS FAILURES. Oh, it doesn't end here. Oh, no! I just received an interesting email with some photos showing just how poor Kalvin's flying saucer research really is. Those will be available for all to see shortly!

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff

In this new series, which will last a LONG time courtesy of Kalvin and his never ending failures, will expose Kalvin Korff for the numerous times he has stated something that was FALSE or something Kalvin FAILED to follow through on. Unlike Kalvin, I don't need to make up claims as I simply use Kalvin's own words. And everyone knows that Kalvin does A LOT of talking! Let us start with something simple.

On March 13, 2007, Kalvin claimed in his iDNES.cz column that he had an official partnership with the famous Cambridge University. Kalvin went so far as to actually claim that a Cambridge official asked for Kalvin's input on material that taught English!

Kalvin went so far as to say his website would "be making a dedicated channel available on the new Kal’s Korner Online Web site for Cambridge University Press to provide some great, interactive content."

Kalvin never did have any of this stuff on his website and Kalvin's claim of having an official partnership with Cambridge University is at best questionable, at worst it could be an outright lie. Kalvin likely tried to leech onto Ms. Verity Cole who specializes in teaching English to foreigners. Kalvin, always looking to ride on someone else's back.