Friday, January 23, 2009
Kal Korff gets HACKED AGAIN!!!!!
The man who says he has an entire intelligence organization behind and also sys he has a 219 IQ and is a computer expert HAS HAD HIS WEBSITE HACKED AGAIN!!! ahhahahaahaha! With all of these self professed resources and supposed computer skills it looks like poor, dimwitted Kal can't stop what is probably a bunch of teenagers from easily infiltrating his website!! ahahahahhaaahahaha! This is all rather humorous considering that Kal claims to be some sort of intelligence officer who also says he worked for Apple computers as an engineer and created hypertext!! ahahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing at how utterly HILARIOUS this all is!!!!
Tennage hackers: 2 Kal Korff: 0
Can you imagine if Kal was a real intelligence agent and people were able to so easily make their way into his website? ahahahahahahahhaa!! I wonder if Kal has a ribbon for winning some computer science fair that he has yet to display? ahahahahahahaha!! Really this is rather embarrassing for Kal to have his website HACKED AGAIN!! Here is a picture I took of Kal's website the last time it got hacked. ahahahahahahaha
But it gets better for Kal is now resorting to having to use chat boards to get his message out to those dastardly hackers and appears to have posted this hilarious piece, "This is a warning to the Turkish moron hack group who defaced my website: www.kalkorff.com I am a member of S3, A secret israeli organization. I know exactly WHO you are and WHERE you live. I have been working with Turkish authorities to identify, locate, and prosecute you individuals. The fact I am also a JEW makes this a hate crime. This is your public warning to stay away from my website or else. Kal Korff
Jan 18, 10:50 am."
So let me see if I missed anything here Kal. You assume this is a hate crime becuase you think you're Jewish and there could be no other reason, other than your being a complete fucking moron, someone would hack your site. You think it is the same Turkish group that kicked the shit out of your pahetic website last time. So now you claim to know "exactly" who they are and where they live. Yet in the next sentence your fat fumbling fingers type you say you are working with Turkish authorities to identify and locate them? ahahahahahahahahaaahhaaa!! Kal you just don't know when to stop do you?????? ahahahahhhaaahahahahaha!!! there you have the mighty Kal Korff, ranking officer in the S3 with a 219 IQ, computer expert, analyst, and author who contradicts himself and can't stop teenagers from cirumventing his website "security"! I hope this website isn't on that Israeli based secure sever Kal claims exists!! ahahahaha
And did you notice Kal again engaging in name calling by calling the people responsible morons? I thought none of this was ever personal Kal. Is your little fantasy world crumbling before your very eyes? ahahahahahahahaha
There is one shrewd and noted analyst who provided his intense study of Kal's message to teenage hackers everywhere. I give you Special Agent Squonkamatic of the real Special Secret Services
"Let's see if I can employ my Universal Translator to arrive at an English language equivalent of Kal K. Korff's pathetic, threatening message from the Turkish Google groups web board:
This is a warning to the Turkish moron hack group who defaced my website: www.kalkorff.com
TRANSLATION: This is a plea to the industrious web pranksters who hijacked the DNS re-direct from my pathetic little internet soapbox to shut my pie hole & spare the rest of the internet from my vile, retarded idiocy. If anybody out there wants a good laugh, try loading the URL www.kalkorff.com into their web browser and see what happens.
I am a member of S3, A secret israeli organization.
TRANSLATION: I am a pathetic shut-in dysfunctional idiot with delusions of grandeur who makes bullshit up to con unsuspecting Czech women into taking pity on me, and you are raining on my ego parade & ruining my chances of getting any between now and when I turn 50 without having to pay a common street hooker.
I know exactly WHO you are and WHERE you live.
TRANSLATION: I have no idea who you are or where you are located.
I have been working with Turkish authorities to identify, locate, and prosecute you individuals.
TRANSLATION: I am a pathetic tubby man at your mercy, have no recourse against the actions you have taken, and you are making me look like an even bigger fool than nature had intended.
The fact I am also a JEW makes this a hate crime.
TRANSLATION: I am a complete horse's ass.
This is your public warning to stay away from my website or else. Kal Korff
TRANSLATION: I enjoy making myself look like a complete idiot on the internet, please continue to abuse & harass me or I might not have an excuse to avoid going out and finding a full time job to pay my mom back for bailing my ass out time and time again when I get into mischief. Kal Korff."
You are an IDIOT Kal, but it is okay because you do inspire people. You inspire them to continue to point out how fucking absurd you are and how big of a joke you are! Please be sure to visit this shop and the blog of the true ranking general and leader of the real Special Secret Services! General F1Racer!
Oh that kal Korff is good for nothing else but a good laugh!! ahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahha!!