Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Kal "Mr.Threats" Korff
Sad, pathetic and dumb old Kal is up to his usual rubbish after a small town newspaper righteously trounced Kernal Kal with HIS OWN WORDS!! This just seems to keep happening everywhere and continues to get worse and worse and worse for Kal as he continues to be EXPOSED IN THE MEDIA. I would not want to be Kal Korff right now after again losing to his own worst enemy which is the big mouth he has that he just cannot seem to shut opening it at all the wrong times. Utter buffoons like Kal K. Korff litter the Internet and leave the rest of the grounded world laughing and scratching our heads in utter bewilderment. The Internet is a wonderful world full of dimwits readily offering themselves up to the world for our entertainment pleasure. Kal also shows us how not to act and that his being a complete asshole will never change because he frankly has nothing else better to do with his time.
Our infamous self described Israeli agent who refers to himself as a "Colonel" for an Israeli founded organization got treated properly to a shovel full of his own words by a reporter in an entertaining and often hilarious article complete with a posting from Conniving Kal himself demanding retraction and correction with somewhat restrained outrage. Kernal Krackpipe will never receive I can assure you as everyone knows that people acting out in public and acting bizarre make great news stories and our very own Kernal Krust does indeed make one wonder how someone gets to such a low place.
Yes our beloved Kernal Kracked Pot has provided us some rather nice contradictions and more rubbish to point out showing what a loon he is. Now Kal claims that his credentials "are also sworn before the U.S. Court." What Credentials?????? What court????? But as usual Kal is just opening his mouth and littering everyone with more of his nonsense that he can't prove. And what credentials really is Kal on about?? I suppose Kal could have provided his old press pass proving he once wrote for a free newspaper. Kernal Cookie Dough could show some of his newspaper clippings proving someone once thought he was an entertaining kid. Kal could dazzle a court with his pay stubs from his time as a telephone tech support person. perhaps that snappy science award ribbon would just make a judge fall all over himself to believe all Kal has to say. ahahahahaahh I think about the only real "credential" Kal might have is a high school diploma and an out dated food workers card.
But will Kal ever prove this latest claim? Of course he won't because he is Kal Korff and with that comes along a highly elevated and dependable double standard of a kind that only Kal has. Kernal Crevasse DEMANDS other provide proof of their claims but when Kal K. Korff makes a claim his OWN RULES DON'T APPLY!! Kal LOVES accusing many other people of not having ethics and equal standards and so on and so forth. YET IT IS Kal K. Korff who can't even follow his own standards!!!! Kernal Krapola is now going so far to say he never used the term "nanobot" when he did IN HIS OWN WORDS!! There are videos MADE BY AKL showing him saying this very thing!!! Earth to Kal earth to Kal you need to pull your head out of your ass and come up for air! McKal? Is anyone home???????
But please do not bother poor dumb fumbling Kal with this because he is too busy trying to cover his tracks by claiming he has been a target of hate and describes himself as a "victim" and says that everyone who questions him or calls him out is out to get him and it is all hate! How CONvenient that the moment Kal starts getting exposed and caught in his own words he SUDDENLY is a victim!
Contrary to the LIES and all out mud slinging Kal likes to do this blog is not about hate and is simply about exploring the life and times and claims and utter nonsense of a public figure and public idiot named Kal K. Korff. Kal can keep on trying his usual little tap dance by trying to label everyone poiinting out the obvious nonsense Kal puts out there in the public as a hateful person or racist. The plain truth is that Kal is being EXPOSED and he does not like having the tables turned and being exposed as a HYPOCRITE. And trying to use racism as a way to get out of a hard spot is the WRONG thing to do Kal! racism happens all the time and when nuts like you start screaming "racism" and "hate" and nothing of the kind is happening it makes it harder for people who actually and sadly are subjected to hate and racism. Stop crying "wolf" Kal just STOP!
Free speech is what it is called Kal. Free speech and opinion is where Kal always runs and hides so he can spread his hate and it is hate driven. Kal will try any underhanded move and will say anything with the slight hope it does harm to someone who has exposed him. Take a look at what Kal has said about Paul Kimball, Royce Meyer, Kevin randle, David Beeidny and several other people inlcuding people who comment here on this blog. Kal has threatened to "sue" and "nail" and have people "prosecuted" and in the same breath Kal likes to yammer on about how hate is wrong and we should forgive people more and be compassionate to people and how everything is wrong with the world.
Kal is part of his own stated problem. Stop hating Kal. Just stop it. A good point here is that Kal often likes to say that people got something wrong by saying a person "blew it with both lips." Is Kal a homophobe? Obviously he has a problem with gays if he makes such an inference. So now I suppose anyone could just turn right around and say that Kal is making hateful comments against gays. Are you Kal? Is Kal Korff a gay basher???? See how it works because it is the sort of despicable and underhanded contrived crap Kal pulls when backed into a corner with no where to go. Of course Kal always has a place to go and that is to use hate to sling accusations, innuendo and lies at people who have pegged his outright rubbish so he can get back at them.
Kal "Mr.Threats" Korff. This moniker covers it. all threats and no action or proof.
Kal Korff is a hater. who else goes after people with such vindictive and spiteful pettiness? Kal Korff does and this latest threat to publish a book about Paul Kimball and this is what Kernal Konniving wrote "I hope you enjoy the new work, it is being sold for money for one reason only: those of you who were "smart enough" to ever "believe" Paul Kimball where it concerns his many false claims about me, SHOULD PAY."
SHOULD PAY? I thought only God ws passing judgement these days so said Kal. Looks like perhaps Kal thinks he is God. Good job there and all Kal "Mr.Threats" Korff.
By the way, someone wrote me a rather nice email about Kal "Mr.threats" Korff and why he posts all those silly youtube.com Internet website video clips to his Internet website.
"It is widely known by those Kal has attempted to smear in the past that Kal uses key-wording, phrasing and a variety of methods to drive traffic to his site.
For fuck's sake, Kal even uses Elvis and jailhouse rock as keywords. He embeds those popular Youtube vids in order to drive people to his website.
If you go to compete.com you will find that Kal's site barely gets traffic. This ludicrous hit counter indicating millions and millions of hits is pure poppycock.
If you plug in the websites of those Kal is on about, you'll see that his website traffic claims hold no water at all. Type in a few of the websites of the people Kal has targeted and do a comparison. You'll see they readily exceed any traffic Kal is dreaming about."
Not that I am at all savvy when it comes to computer and Internet website stuff but I did a bit of a comparison and it is clear that ther is no way possible Kal's Internet website has all of the Internet hits he is claiming it has. this also means that Kal's claim that 100,000 or more persons have downloaded that god awful thing Kal calls a book is another steaming pile right from Kernal Krackhead's big mouth.
So there you have it! KAL CONNIVING KORFF GETS CAUGHT AGAIN!!!!!!
Paul Kimball if you are reading this I hope you have a pleasant stay in Prague. It is an amazing city! Cheers to you and have fun on the tram and I can't wait to get a look at your documentary on Kal when it is completely wrapped up. And Paul I would love to have you sign a copy of Kal's new book on you for me. $19.95 for a book from Kal? ahahahhhaaahhhhaaaa I'd rather wipe my ass with a rusty euro that waste it on Kal. ahahahahaaahhhaa How many years has it been since you announced that five-hundred book deal Kal and exactly how many books have been published in that deal? ahahahahahah
Kal "Mr.threats" Korff strikes again! If Kal wants to write a book he should write one on a subject he is an unquestioned expert in and he should call it "How to hate, make threats, and get even with those who have embarrassed you to your core" give it a try Kal becuase I am so very sure it would be a best seller! ahahahahahaha