Sunday, July 12, 2009

Is Kal Korff a closet gay basher?


You have to wonder what Kal really thinks of gays and a new video from Kernal Hatred today casts a lot of light on what he thinks about homosexuality. I personally am for gay rights and believe that people have the free will to choose what they wish to do with their lifestyle choices. But this whole video trip Kal is on now that he has somehow through some miracle scraped together enough money for a video camera instead of using an Internet camera. Kal is about as amateur as one could aspire to be with the laughing and applauding and other audience noises that are ridiculously placed in the video because no one with any real intelligence would be cuaght dead in a live Kal Korff rant session audience.

So here we have Kernal Kornhole with a question that is likely contrived by his own hand asking if he is gay. What exactly is the point of this question to begin with????? Where did anyone ever claim as a fact that Kal Korff is gay???? What in the bloody hell prompted the asking of this question? I personally believe Kal has some insecurities about himself and might be trying to address them to m ake himself feel better and more self assured. If Kal is gay then who really cares? it changes nothing about the FACT he is a PRETENDER who has been EXPOSED before the world on the Internet too many times to keep count of at this point.

Back to this whole question of Kal Korff being gay is that I think Kal is a closet gay basher. Kal makes comments about people who have "blew it with both lips" and also is known for putting video on is Internet website that mocks gays and such videos only spread intolerance and hatred.

Kal siad "I don't judge people who are gay" and that being gay is someone's personal business but then our little Kernal Zealot starts quoting the bible sayign that God never said it was okay for men to have sex. I would like to know when God started having meetings with Kernal Krapper to brief him on what God is thinking.

Kal is all over the place on this latest rant and toward the end you can plainly see Kal can't stay on track as he jumps from gays to how he loves and respects women. So Kal do those images EXPLOITING women in LINGERIE and HALF NAKED in a vest you have is that how you respect women???? Or how about taking ass and tit shots of that woman in one of your videos like some little deviant?? is that how Kal Korff "rspects" women??? And what was that little comment Kal made about a show having "two hot check chicks" in it or that other clearly SEXIST comment where Kal referred to women as a "honey traps." And do not forget about this video showing Kal picking up some trophy where they had a bunch of women dressed in bikinis on parade. Kernal Conniving's own words are in direct CONFLICT with his OWN ACTIONS!! No Kal from where I am sitting KAL KORFF DOES NOT RESPECT WOMEN and I would go as far to say that I think Kal Korff MARGINALIZES women.

Kal says that women are just incapable of the same brutal acts as men because they carry life in them through getting pregnant and having kids. One of this place's very finest known as Digger pointed out something "Kal should have done a little research (some researcher!) before making stupid statements.
Try Lizzie Borden, Mata Hari, 'Black Dahlia", Mary Surratt, Quenn Elizabeth I, Catherine II of Russia, Indira Ghandi (dictator), Ma Barker, Mary, Queen of Scots, and the list goes on and on...
Murderers, all of them.

Digger"

You can't really expect Kal Korff to do some actual thinking before he opens his mouth or to tell the truth about history because he is after all Kal Korff. I am sure one could just go on and on about the brutal women in history and the atrocities attributed to them but why waste any time with it because everyone knows that Kal won't care because he has the research skill of a puddle of vomit in a gutter.

No I do not believe Kal Korff when he says he respects women and does not judge homosexuals. My opinion is that Kal K. Korff is a hater. For more proof supporting my opinion I would direct you to suffer through watching the latest Kal rant against Paul Kimball and watch Kal trying to keep his cool. kal Korff is an agent of hate far as I am concerned.

109 comments:

Anonymous said...

My question for Kal's self taped web deal: Kal, when did you lose your marbles and when do you think you'll realize it?

Anonymous said...

Kult of Kal, please oh please string together a video compilation showing all the times Kal started getting pissed off. You should intersperse shots of Kal saying he isn't into the whole hate thing.

Anonymous said...

What really disgusts me to no end is Kal posting the Beatles's All you need is love video to his site. Kal has no clue what the Beatles were all about.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kalvin,

Thanks for proving, once again, that you not only read but respond to this blog.

I mentioned that you might want to look into the most basic rules of shooting video; headroom, rules of 3, etc., and guess what...?

You've up dated the look of your newer videos.

I'll put together more things that you can do to put out better material.. :-)

FN

Anonymous said...

To be an expert witeness, even if you don't appear in court, you would be listed SOMEWHERE, ANYWHERE.

Prove it Korff.

Easy enough.

Just prove to the world that you had ANYTHING to do with the OJ trial, any OJ trial.

Anonymous said...

Worlds Away...

It has already worked Korff.

You are futher down the rabbit hole.

Anonymous said...

You didn't contact Randell, like a man, to tell him why you ran away from the McConnell debate. You told McConnell why you had to pass on the debate. You NEVER, EVER told Randell, personally, why you ran away.

Anonymous said...

You don't judge people!

"Fuck You"

Remember this Korff. It'll follow you to your end.

"Fuck You"

That's judgment my fat, friend.

Anonymous said...

Korff is running scared...

World's Away.

Anonymous said...

Korff,

In your Gay Video, you need to zoom out a little. The moniker on the bottom shouldn't be on your neck the whole time.

Really it shouldn't be there during the lenght of the video, a bit in the front and a bit at the end would be fine.

Also, regarding the e-mail call-out. Saying it, and having it show itself is enough, pausing while it pops up is lame.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff is a liar when he claims to have been an expert witness in the O.J. Simpson civil trial. Kal even tried claiming at one point he was part of the Los Angeles DA office's O.J. criminal investigation team!

Unless Kal Korff can provide independently verifiable proof of either claim I am OFFICIALLY calling Kal Korff a LIAR.

Kal DEMANDS proof of those making claims. but with Kal's uneven standards of evidence Kal won't prove his claims. why? Because he CAN'T and he KNOWS IT.

Anonymous said...

OF course Kal is a homophobe.

20X rusty nails until "Worlds Away."


Paul, release a trailer already

Anonymous said...

and btw I had sex with my girlfriend after drinking and conversation.

squonk was right. you can make it so, number 1, IF YOU CAN JOIN THE HUMAN RACE KAL

otherwise, to mom's basement in s .oregon you go

Anonymous said...

Korff -

Prove you are a colonel in anything other than your own mind. If you can't, then you are a liar and should be ashamed.

Anonymous said...

Don't you just love how Kal tried to dub in a laugh track? As if to imply that he was speaking to a live audience. Sure must have been crowded in Kal's dinky little bedroom!
Some one needs to teach Kal the art of public speaking. For instance, when addressing a TV audience, you always look directly into the camera - not roll your eyes around left and right or up and down. Very disrespectful. Conversely, when speaking to a live audience, NEVER ever look at the camera(s). Always pan your head, not your eyes, around the room.
As far as is known, no one ever directly said that Kal was gay. A well known commenter here did call Kal a gay Nazi and a gay pedophile on his blog site. So if Kal is not a Nazi or a pedophile, he wouldn't have been classified as being strictly gay. Big difference!
Then again, he seems to dote on women a lot more than normal. I wonder if 14-year old girls fall into that category?

Digger

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff.

Pretender.

Sensationalist.

Fool.

Anonymous said...

Oops! I made a big mistake in a post on the previous thread, and which was inserted in this thread by KKIAI. (Thanks for that reference sir!). But I was wrong on one count.
I misspelled 'queen' as 'quenn'. How careless of me! My deepest apologies to all.
Kal, see how easy it is to admit mistakes? Try it some time.

Digger

Anonymous said...

Kal you hater! How dare you cast judgment on gay men? For your information, I don't see your world of "tall tales" and undelivered promises to be "natural."

I got news for you Korff; being gay is not about rejecting women. Most gay men are far better with women as friends as so called flaming strait men. It is you that has to behave normal friend; being gay is natural. As a whole gay men easily accept strait men, right? So why do some straits go out of their way to say that being gay is wrong?

I bet you have had gay sex thoughts at least? Any brave and caring man is totally open minded. Show me the science Kal Korff; show me the proof that being gay is unnatural!

Anonymous said...

Kernal Hate has assaulted us with no fewer than 9 videos in 5 days. Something new maybe? Something original? Nope. Just more of the same hate laden bullshit from the mouth of Kernal Bozo. The only difference between Kal and Chicken Little is more people respect Chicken Little, a fictional character. though I do suppose Kal could be considered a fictional character on many many levels.

Anonymous said...

Did you notice that in his rant about Paul Kimball he mentioned Paul's name exactly 38 times?
Wow! Paul sure got under his skin this time!

Anonymous said...

Kernal Kropper is a sociopath. He doesn't self reflect one bit. In his latest rant against Paul Kimball there are a number of examples of his twisted views. Kropper dodges the 'expert witness' argument by not taking the definition of the word but he does take the dictionary when it comes to the word debunker. 'Expert witnesses' have to testify in court Kernal Kropper, just like Paul Kimball pointed out, and you did claim to be an expert witness, con man. The rest in that vid was also 'the world according to Kernal Kropper'. The guy is mentally ill.

Jimmy D said...

Last poster: well, that's what Kalvin has always done.

For example:

He wrote on his website "My name is not Kalvin." - and leaves it at that.
He doesn't say "My name is not Kalvin - it's KalIsrael", because to do so would instantly attract more ridicule.

He also wrote: "I never said I was present at OJ Simpson's trial." - and leaves it at that.
He doesn't say: "I never said I was present at OJ Simpson's trial - I said I was a 'key, expert witness'", because to do so would draw the obvious question as to why a 'key, expert witness' was not present at the trial.

He says "Don Ecker says he would eat his hat if [blah, blah]. Well I happen to know that Don Ecker doesn't wear a hat." Again, rather that address the issue in question, he insists that a literal inaccuracy concerning Mr Ecker's sartorial arrangments negates the rest of the argument.

He does this all the bloody time...

Jimmy D said...

Oh, and "Colonel" - stick to one new vid a week. I'm not going to spend half my morning trawling through your latest ramblings - despite the fact that, collectively, they comprise a fascinating snapshot of the mind of a madman - because I don't have the time. I would, however, likely spend half an hour viewing, reviewing and parsing and analysing a single rant. That *is* what you want, isn't it, "Colonel"? Our attention.

You nutjob.

Anonymous said...

Korff,

This guy makes way better videos, that have a "different" point, every week.

http://unclejayexplains.com/

FN

Jimmy D said...

Another one that begged the question was "I did a lot more that teach English to [Mr Sedlacek's] employees." That was it. Nothing else. Since the point in question was *what* that great contract-signing ceremony was supposed to be all about, one might have expected The Great Man to have elaborated - in the interests of straightening out misunderstandings.

But no...

Jimmy D said...

...and since Korff's treatment of Mr S - one of the finest men in Prague - served to turn my bemused amusement into molten loathing (for Korff), I'd really like to hear a proper explanation of this last point. Any chance, "KalIsrael"?

Is it really true that you trampled the good name of this grand old philanthropist and humanitarian by misrepresenting your professional connection with him in order to steal computer goods from a third party, which you then went on to peddle on the street?

Is it? Is it?

Anonymous said...

I am just as interested in whether it is really true (as you claimed on your website) that you initiated and are commanding anti-Al Quaeda nanotechnology (your word - so don't claim you never said it)("initiatives" in Pakistan and Afghanistan.

Is it, "KalIsrael"?

IS IT REALLY TRUE???

Just answer the question. Is it really true?

Anonymous said...

Now now now. Kal will only answer your questions if you send them to him directly. And then he will think about it. Kal isn't afraid to debate anyone he says so what is keeping him from answering some uqestions and giving out some proof of his claims?

Oh right. None of it is true and Kalis a coward who ran away from both Kevin Randle (twice now) and Paul Kimball (twice now).

Now there is a name for Kal's show NONE OF IT IS TRUE. REALLY.

Anonymous said...

Kal's PRINTED words in 2008:

"Knowing he had nothing to do with the crime, Korff was told to "get out of here," and he proceeded to do just that. While he never had firm control of the car, since it was NOT his and he was not familiar with it, as the car rolled down the hill past Deputy Johnson, who was no more than two car lengths away, Deputy Geiger slipped and fell in the mud."

Compare that to Kal's video of 7/11/09 re Geiger.

Anonymous said...

"brutally honest segment" what a bunch of bullshit, Kal!

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff.

Uneven standards.

Manipulator.

Conniver.

Revisionist.

Anonymous said...

Failure

Anonymous said...

Pug

Anonymous said...

Lozer

Squonkamatic said...

Kal K. Korff has been exposed as a psychopathic cyber stalker on the Exposing Online Cyberpaths and Predators website. The people who run that website are not paranormal interest specialists, they are specialists in exposing known cyber predators and warning others from having contact with them. They do not fuck around and are 100% serious about their work -- someone can't just whine to them about another individual as a way to perpetuate their own agenda or on a petty childish whim. The EOCP admins pursue an investigation into an individual before posting any information about them, and it goes way beyond just Googling a name. Their inclusion of Kal K. Korff on their website should be taken 100% seriously -- someone should contact that news editor from the Illinois Valley News that Kalvin was able to intimidate into printing a "retraction" about and find out if she is aware that Kal K. Korff's name is now part of a public registry of known online predators, frauds, and cyberpaths.


http://cyberpaths.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Hey Shithead,

If you want that shitty template site of yours to load quicker, try reformatting all those shitty little icons to .jpeg's instead of .png's.

A very basic, and bonehead mistake by a very basic and bonehead pug.

Read a book on HTML 101.

My God why do I bother?

Boorish Prick.

Anonymous said...

Kal: "A jury also REFUSED to believe that Kurtis Korff was "guilty" of all charges, and they REJECTED the evidence of Smith's client, Jeffrey Dovci, for the only reason which matters: it NEVER was true."

Kal Korff continues to LIE in order to DECEIVE the public and MISLEAD consumers! Kurtis Korff sentenced to PRISON and FOUND GUILTY! This is a FACT and is PUBLIC RECORD! Stop your DISHONESTY now Kal. Stop LYING Kal. COME CLEAN Kal! Learn to tell the TRUTH for once in your miserable life.

Anonymous said...

Kal = Cyberpath

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Korrrfff is just a typical example of a religious red-neck troglodyte with delusions of grandeur well well above his station.

No matter how much he tries to camouflage or smoke-screen his illogical and biggoted fundamentalist tendencies,they are never far from the surface.

To top that off, the efforts during his adult life to reconcile himself with his myriad failings and paradoxical beliefs have driven him insane. (Or, at least, tipped the balance of an already existing phrenic condition).

MAD in the head.
INSANE in the membrane..

And now it looks to me that he just really doesn't care anymore. I assume Kernal Kundalini is more than happy to peddle(ophile) his tired schtick to a global audience of, er, 20-40 people who take a passing slow-motion car crash-esque interest in his lunacy, along the lines of 'any publicity is good publicity'. He's perfectly okay with this because he has absolutely NOTHING ELSE in his sad, meaningless, directionless little life to do.

The fragile little ego must be 'stroked'..

HB.

kult of kal said...

I just started on a new vid of Kal's mad-as-a-hatter, love/hate relationship with his targets. Give me 2-3 more days to post it (or "Developing..." as Kal says).

How I wish I had Paul Kimball's "skillz" - that man has vision and talent.

Oh Kal, you poor, hapless soul.
You and Paul are, well, just "worlds apart" from each other.

Anonymous said...

"I am just as interested in whether it is really true (as you claimed on your website) that you initiated and are commanding anti-Al Quaeda nanotechnology (your word - so don't claim you never said it)("initiatives" in Pakistan and Afghanistan."

--- I must correct myself here. Kalvin *never said* he was using nanotechnology to eliminate Al Queda operatives. He said that nanotechnology was being used "to help eliminate terrorists ... Pakistan right now and Afghanistan, under my initiatives and in operations that I command." So please, Kal - don't devote an entire episode of "Is it really true?" to explaining that not all terrorists are Al Queda. Pls confine yourself to addressing the crux of the question - IS IT REALLY TRUE that you are directing nanotechnology operations in Pakistan and Afghanistan against terrorists? Yes or no. Simple question - please answer it.

Anonymous said...

Chubby little loser, national joke - see his pug-nosed face (pug, pug)

Brit_in_Prague said...

Amen. Is it really true, Kal? Is it REALLY true that you are directing nanotechnology operations again terrorist in Pakistan and Afghanistan from your bunker in Prague?

Is it true, Goddamit?

Tell you what - why don't some of us send an email to kalkorff@kalkorff.com asking him just that?

Brit_in_Prague said...

KORFF ALERT!

If this campaign succeeds, we all know who will claim the credit:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1199512/Sir-Bob-Geldof-joins-rock-stars-record-song-appeal-stop-extradition-Gary-McKinnon.html

kult of kal said...

Such irony:

Kal just posted about his latest target, attorney James Smith.
In his rant, we are to believe that Kal actually tried to contact Smith. But....
-------(from Kal's site)-------
"Coincidentally" — Mr. James Smith is suddenly "unavailable" for the rest of this week, and is "indisposed" for the next three days, and according to his Secretary, "Smith cannot be reached by phone."
-------(from Kal's site)-------

Kal is accusing Smith of dodging contact....how ironic is that? We can be sure that Smith has confronted far worse than the likes of pederast Kal Korff.

Kettle, meet pot. Pot, meet kettle.

Anonymous said...

General Racer, sir - since YouTube is proving so amenable to taking down KalIsrael's postings, why don't you just go for the Grand Slam and get them to delete his entire accounts: secretxwars, kalkorff and kalskornertv?

Worth a shot, no?

kult of kal said...

Some new material (prior the next video) posted on the kult blog.

-kult of kalisrael

Anonymous said...

Dear World,

It is truly funny that we see yet another “article” on Korff’s site where he once again claims to...

“...exposing Josephine County Sheriff Mr. Gil Gilbertson.” With a photo of this guy which has “BUSTED” plastered over the image.

RMIII, Kimball, F1 Racer, etc.

This has all been claimed before.

How many times will Korff make claims of actions taken, while no action has been taken, and people on this very blog, BEG for Korff to act against them.

And still, nothing. No real action.

I hope this test of human nature is going well Korff. I can’t wait to see your thesis...

Guess I’ll send another e-mail to Prometheus to check on the publication of the 6 volume “trilogy” on terror...

And on the other 500 "Adobe books" in the "deal" you have.

kult of kal said...

I finished his video making flowchart, posted on kult blog.

Or I'll try pasting the URL here:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pX9R9Y1t2BA/SlyN3mvMcAI/AAAAAAAAAFI/lQGcpN1diZ8/s1600-h/KKflow_video.gif

Anonymous said...

I still say this whole KKK this is nothing more than our own private reality series, except we get to "sway" the experience somewhat via postings on this blog. Kernal Kalvin then reads them, becomes indigent, and then sometimes responds in a video or blog. I think in some sick way the Kernal derives a sense of purpose even from his Kritics. Imagine Kernal Klingon without any attention whatsoever, no response, no one cared. He sees himself as a celebrity and doesn't want to face the fact that he's actually washed up. This I believe is shown in his series, "Is It Really True?" where he makes up his own questions to answer himself! I'm almost positive that there are more Kritics out there that are facinated with this strange "slow motion trainwreck" as someone put it, than there are any real fans. Who would or could be an actual real fan of someone like this except for a relative?

Anonymous said...

For such a supposedly intelligent guy, Kal sure is getting owned. Does Kal not realize the very people he despises *own* him? Kal devotes hours and hours of time to Paul Kimball, Kevin Randle, David Biedny, Royce Meyer, and Don Ecker. Hours and hours and I'm sure every waking and sleeping moment of Kal's is devoted to thoughts about these guys.

All the people Kal targets have Kal right where they want him! Kal is the biggest sucker in this whole thing. While the people he goes after are off doing things they want to do, Kal is spending all of his time plotting against them.

Kal really is stupid to not to see this. All are having quite a good laugh and all at the expense of Kal. You would think an analyst might have figured this out, but that really is the problem with Kal and that problem is that Kal is fanatically *obsessed* with these people.

You know what kind of other people spend hours and hours obsessing over a person? Stalkers.

kal said...

I need to be careful about the DCMA's. Ill have to make another You Tube account so I dont get nailed myself.

Ill get right on it!

F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

KKK "devotes hours and hours of time to Paul Kimball, Kevin Randle, David Biedny, Royce Meyer, and Don Ecker."
---Boy, I wouldn't wanna be in those guys' shoes right now. Things just continue to get really bad for them. They must be quaking in their boots.

Anonymous said...

Kal took his "best" shot at his enemies and it has come back to haunt him. Kal has been caught playing games too many times. Kal has endlessly threatened people with law suits, threats of contacting employers, threats of having people contacted by the government where they live and threats to "expose" them. None of it has happened. Kal has sued nobody. Nobody has been arrested for consumer fraud. Nobody has been contacted by their government because of Kal. Nobody has been "busted" or "nailed" or "exposed" or anything else Kal says. There has been no "Tycova line"of clothes or health or beauty products. There is no 500 book deal and not one book has seen the light of day. Kal's book on terrorism has not been published as he has promised for the last 5 years.

I could go on but why? Kal K. Korff has been exposed for the phony he is and he knows it. But Kal lives for "the fight" he has invented in his mind so he can continue to have something to do because he doesn't know how to do anything else but spread hate and his discontent. Kally won't change ever because he doesn't want to and isn't capable of doing anything outside the weird and creepy stuff he has been doing for his entire life.

Anonymous said...

They're quaking intheir boots all right. From laughter.

Anonymous said...

A few comments from another source from viewers who watched Kal's UFOOlogy video:

"Well, that was interesting...does anyone take Korff seriously these days?...I don't quite understand where Korff's even coming from. It just seems like some sour grapes diatribe.

What an idiot. Does this guy have any commen sense? Credibility is not based on holding anyone accountable. Korff is lacking intelligence and requires educating.

What a self-contradictory and illogical wind-bag that man is.

When crackpots like this don't like you, it really helps make you look better.

The fake laughtrack, the fake applause, this is pure comedy gold.

...must of pissed in this guys corn flakes. I see episode 1, is there more?

This man is quite the rambling idiot."

Digger

squonkamatic said...

HOW TO SPOT A PSYCHOPATH: A checklist of attributes compiled by psychologist Robert Hare.


1. GLIB and SUPERFICIAL CHARM -- the tendency to be smooth, engaging, charming, slick, and verbally facile. Psychopathic charm is not in the least shy, self-conscious, or afraid to say anything. A psychopath never gets tongue-tied. They have freed themselves from the social conventions about taking turns in talking, for example.

2. GRANDIOSE SELF-WORTH -- a grossly inflated view of one's abilities and self-worth, self-assured, opinionated, cocky, a braggart. Psychopaths are arrogant people who believe they are superior human beings.

3. NEED FOR STIMULATION or PRONENESS TO BOREDOM -- an excessive need for novel, thrilling, and exciting stimulation; taking chances and doing things that are risky. Psychopaths often have a low self-discipline in carrying tasks through to completion because they get bored easily. They fail to work at the same job for any length of time, for example, or to finish tasks that they consider dull or routine.

4. PATHOLOGICAL LYING -- can be moderate or high; in moderate form, they will be shrewd, crafty, cunning, sly, and clever; in extreme form, they will be deceptive, deceitful, underhanded, unscrupulous, manipulative, and dishonest.

5. CONNING AND MANIPULATIVENESS- the use of deceit and deception to cheat, con, or defraud others for personal gain; distinguished from Item #4 in the degree to which exploitation and callous ruthlessness is present, as reflected in a lack of concern for the feelings and suffering of one's victims.

6. LACK OF REMORSE OR GUILT -- a lack of feelings or concern for the losses, pain, and suffering of victims; a tendency to be unconcerned, dispassionate, coldhearted, and unempathic. This item is usually demonstrated by a disdain for one's victims.

7. SHALLOW AFFECT -- emotional poverty or a limited range or depth of feelings; interpersonal coldness in spite of signs of open gregariousness.

8. CALLOUSNESS and LACK OF EMPATHY -- a lack of feelings toward people in general; cold, contemptuous, inconsiderate, and tactless.

9. PARASITIC LIFESTYLE -- an intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.

10. POOR BEHAVIORAL CONTROLS -- expressions of irritability, annoyance, impatience, threats, aggression, and verbal abuse; inadequate control of anger and temper; acting hastily.

squonkamatic said...

11. PROMISCUOUS SEXUAL BEHAVIOR -- a variety of brief, superficial relations, numerous affairs, and an indiscriminate selection of sexual partners; the maintenance of several relationships at the same time; a history of attempts to sexually coerce others into sexual activity or taking great pride at discussing sexual exploits or conquests.

12. EARLY BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS -- a variety of behaviors prior to age 13, including lying, theft, cheating, vandalism, bullying, sexual activity, fire-setting, glue-sniffing, alcohol use, and running away from home.

13. LACK OF REALISTIC, LONG-TERM GOALS -- an inability or persistent failure to develop and execute long-term plans and goals; a nomadic existence, aimless, lacking direction in life.

14. IMPULSIVITY -- the occurrence of behaviors that are unpremeditated and lack reflection or planning; inability to resist temptation, frustrations, and urges; a lack of deliberation without considering the consequences; foolhardy, rash, unpredictable, erratic, and reckless.

15. IRRESPONSIBILITY -- repeated failure to fulfill or honor obligations and commitments; such as not paying bills, defaulting on loans, performing sloppy work, being absent or late to work, failing to honor contractual agreements.

16. FAILURE TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR OWN ACTIONS -- a failure to accept responsibility for one's actions reflected in low conscientiousness, an absence of dutifulness, antagonistic manipulation, denial of responsibility, and an effort to manipulate others through this denial.

17. MANY SHORT-TERM MARITAL RELATIONSHIPS -- a lack of commitment to a long-term relationship reflected in inconsistent, undependable, and unreliable commitments in life, including marital.

18. JUVENILE DELINQUENCY -- behavior problems between the ages of 13-18; mostly behaviors that are crimes or clearly involve aspects of antagonism, exploitation, aggression, manipulation, or a callous, ruthless tough-mindedness.

19. REVOCATION OF CONDITION RELEASE -- a revocation of probation or other conditional release due to technical violations, such as carelessness, low deliberation, or failing to appear.

20. CRIMINAL VERSATILITY -- a diversity of types of criminal offenses, regardless if the person has been arrested or convicted for them; taking great pride at getting away with crimes.
===

How's that PHD thesis coming, Kal?

Anonymous said...

Sq, that last post(s) was pure truth.

FN

Anonymous said...

Fits Kal to a T (shirt)

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Kal would ever like to explain how he was able to go from having a high school diploma to working on a PhD without having earned a bachelor's or master's degree first?

Kal may have paid for one of those online degrees just for the status of it. face it, Kal Korff is not and never will be a true academic. Why? Because you have to work for it and Kal thinks he is too smart for all that.

Kal wouldn't equate to a pimple on the ass of Billy Meier or an ingrown hair on Bob Gimlin's dick.

Anonymous said...

I just watched two of Kal's new videos. Jesus Christ, Kal needs 8 minutes to explain to YouTube why he isn't gay, and why Paul Kimball lacks credibility.

[big sigh]

Bring on "Worlds Away," please.

Anonymous said...

Kudos for bringing that psychopath checklist. It's amazing how much applies to Korff.

Kult of Kal said...

Damn Squonkamatic, the list of psychopathic traits is scarily on the mark.

kult of kal said...

You know how in Kal's more recent videos, there's the spinning globe with the red line drawn?

The video where Kal weighs in on Paul Kimball's credibility, his red line flies from Prague to Halifax.

Only, Kal the uneducated goofball doesn't describe the city as Halifax, Nova Scotia (Canada). No, instead, it's "Halifax - near Greenland"

WTF, Kal?? Halifax, near Greenland? Do you describe Prague as near Egypt? Same distance, you know...just saying.

Did you parents have any children that lived?

Anonymous said...

Nasty stuff on this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqRotWV9x-Q&feature=channel_page

Kalvin (of all people - pot, kettle, "Colonel") mocks Deputy Geiger for supposedly being on certain medication. May be true, may not - but it shouldn't be bruited around on YouTube.

You're a piece of dung, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I forgot - my point was that this should be an easy one to get pulled, General Racer.

kal said...

Its difficult to get You Tube to pull things for reasons like libel or slander. Free Speech and all. However, its proving to be relatively easy to get them to pull via a DCMA complaint (copyright infringement).

Make a fake account and start filing complaints against Kal. 90% of the time they never check it they just delete it.

F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

You can get that video pulled based on our HIPPA Laws:

http://www.hhs.gov/ocr/privacy/inde
x.html

Anonymous said...

I know we can the thing is You Tube is very difficult to deal with when it coems to stuff like that. DCMA's are the fastest way.

BTW Kal's myspace link:
http://www.myspace.com/captainkorff

F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

Someone should drop a line to Kalvin's one and only MySpace friend, Tom, and tell him what a psycho he's hitched himself to.

Anonymous said...

Interesting result of a Google search for "Colonel Korff":

Kal Korff - Israeli Special Forces Disinformation Agent
- [ TĹ‚umaczenie strony ]
Adjutant to Colonel Kal Korff -- Warrant Officer, Special Secret Services - Israel REMOTE_ADDR: 194.79.55.130. HTTP_USER_AGENT: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; ...
https://www.cassiopaea.org/forum/index.php?topic=6823.0

When I clicked on that URL at the end, however, I got the message:

Secure Connection Failed

www.cassiopaea.org uses an invalid security certificate.

The certificate is not trusted because it is self signed.

(Error code: sec_error_untrusted_issuer)

Anonymous said...

drop the 's' in http:

http://www.cassiopaea.org/forum/index.php?topic=6823.0

and it works

Anonymous said...

Has anyone come up with a pithy definition for the acronym SAPSTOE that is more 'David Bowiesque' than PugKal's own "Special Activities Planning Strategies Tactics Operations Execution"?

Don Ecker said...

In case anyone is interested, I finally broke down and blogged all about kernal krackers on my blogsite,
www.darkmattersradio.com The post is titled "The Chubby Little Loser."

Don Ecker

Squonkamatic said...

Kal K. Korff is using YouTube to bully, harass and intimidate others with little or no justifiable provocation. He is an online predator who uses the internet as a way to attack, abuse, and try to humiliate. It's one thing when he has a fruitcake lesson on UFOs, it's another thing when he names individuals by name, relates their places of employment, and makes baseless personal charges against them that are intended to harass and create an atmosphere of abuse & intimidation.

Kalvin Korff also uses YouTube as a platform for his pathological lying. His claims of being a colonel, assertions that his brother is innocent of any and all crimes, and his references to make believe people like Martina Tycova are all manipulations and distortions of the truth which are intended to recruit new accomplices.

He is a dangerous online predator and psychopath who should be avoided or at least regarded as a potential threat to the stability of everyone's life who encounters him. I will not watch his Youtube videos or visit his website anymore and am taking steps to ensure that those I care for will not be put in danger by my past enjoyment of Korffing.

kult of kal said...

Don - great to see you joined the effort! I have to believe there are more people in your circle than from Kalvin's history in Prague. According to the (highly unscientific and insignificant) poll on the kult site, the responses from UFO circles were twice as many as from Prague.
Anyway, good to see more people will be educated about Kernel Krackers.

Anonymous said...

Go, now!

www.darkmattersradio.com

Don Ecker said...

Okay kalvin, you ol' fatboy you. I know you sneak over here to see what is being said about you, Dough-boy. Well, guess what? You better hope you never get trapped in a mine cave-in with me and Randle. Forget about Joe and Timothy, it'll be kalvin, kevin and me. Don't have an idea what I'm talking about lard-ass?

Go here ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHRLWSk_Nzg&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Kal's 'interests' on MySpace:

Orientation: Straight
Income: $250,000 and more...

Why don't I believe either of those?

Digger

Anonymous said...

>>> Tuesday, 14 July 2009 02:36

Dear World,

Tomorrow UFO WatchCat will be releasing the first VIDEO of...<<<

Where's the video Fuck Nut?

Squonkamatic said...

If Kal K. Korff is using MySpace they seriously should be made aware that he has been identified and exposed as an online predator with an apparent interest in very young women. This is a guy who is alleged to have carried fake Mossad and Interpol badges as well. The combination of Kalvin Korff's interest in apparently underage women and his habit of impersonating law enforcement and military personnel as well as his documented cyberstalking is very troubling.

Add to that this misrepresentation of his annual income as a lure for unsuspecting target/victims and we have a situation rife for abuse. Considering that he also apparently fled the United States for Czech Republic as well they should be very interested to learn more about Kalvin and his probable use of their service to stalk, harass, and abuse. He should NOT be trusted by social networking services.

Anonymous said...

No video like Kal promised? I'm shocked! Not. Add this to the ever growing list of promises never delivered on from Kernal Krap.

Does Kal really think these empty threats and phony complaints really work?????

Anonymous said...

Just think if Kal had applied himself and done something with his life he might have been part of something like this:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,532511,00.html?test=latestnews

Anonymous said...

Report stolen valor!

http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies96.htm

Kal claims to be a colonel while wearing American military insignia.

Here is the law.

Title 18 (U.S.C.), Chapter 33, §704 titled “Military medals or decorations” states:

(a) In General.--Whoever knowingly wears, manufactures, or sells any decoration or medal authorized by Congress for the armed forces of the United States, or any of the service medals or badges awarded to the members of such forces, or the ribbon, button, or rosette of any such badge, decoration or medal, or any colorable imitation thereof, except when authorized under regulations made pursuant to law, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.

It just keeps getting worse and worse for Kal. Pictures of Kal wearing those bars are all over the web. Kal has bitten off more than even his big fat mouth could chew.

Squonkamatic said...

Kalvin Korff has definitely stolen valor and misrepresented himself as some sort of military or paramilitary officer, as exemplified by his infamous SAPSTOE uniform portrait where he wears a number of fake, phony and fraudulently obtained badges and insignia. He has openly worn bars of a US Army Captain's rank and used images of himself festooned with these rank insignia to pull a con job on others for his own personal gain. He has never worked in the area of law enforcement, has never been a recruit in any military organization, and has no legitimate need to wear such insignia.

Obviously he is using these rank insignia to deceive consumers into listening to his confidence pitches. And possibly worse: Most predators who have been known to carry false or fraudulent law enforcement & military badges have used them to coerce their victims and create enough confusion for the victim/target to lower their defenses. All Ted Bundy needed was half a second to slap a pair of handcuffs on the young ladies he preyed upon -- once they were in restraints they were powerless.

Come to think of it, isn't "slapping the cuffs on them myself" a phrase that Kalvin K. Korff has used himself in the past? What good is a fake Interpol badge without a pair of handcuffs to go with it? He could then prey upon target/victims throughout Prague and all of Europe for that matter ... Isn't he often bragging about engaging in extended and unexplained journeys throughout the EU? Who knows what he's REALLY doing out there?

And who knows why he really relocated to Prague? Is there something more than just a lawsuit courtesy of Jim Dilettoso awaiting Kalvin K. Korff back in the USA? Maybe something involving impersonation of a police or military officer? He certainly holds the offices of law enforcement and the military in the most dire of contempt. People don't usually carry fake law enforcement badges or wear improperly obtained military insignia to aid them in collecting for the Red Cross. They usually wear or carry them as a way to help them prey upon their victims.

I wonder if the news editor at the Illinois Valley News whom Kalvin Korff manipulated into printing a retraction knows that he is known to wear improperly obtained military insignia, and is alleged to carry fake Mossad and Interpol badges.

Jimmy D said...

Well said, Squonk. If Kalvin were harmless, I might feel sorry for him. But he is malicious - a very, very nasty piece of work - and has ensnared (via his lies and fantasies) and damaged people in the past: M*ch**la K*c*s, "Vojtek", that very young lady portrayed on his iPod and elsewhere (who was she and whatever happened to her once Kalvin had lured her into his world, I wonder). I don't want to see anyone else hurt - which is why this blog is so important.

Anonymous said...

You are scum, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Yep. Scum. Vermin. Filth. The dregs. An appalling human being.

Anonymous said...

You're banal and facile. You're a fat waste of space.

kult of kal said...

Can anybody help me out...I'm trying to recall something Kal said.

Where does Kal take Paul film company, "Red Star Films," to make Paul out as communist? I know Kal makes this association, but I cannot for my life find the vid clip of it. Was it something we read? Wasn't it in one of Kernel's youtube clips?

Anyone remember?

Anonymous said...

Kult:
I found this reference in answer to your question.
The video and Avatar have since been removed, but here is Kal's statement, word for word...

"Mr. Paul Kimball of Red Star Films, who has told repeated falsehoods and lies about me in the past, has done it AGAIN!However, this time it will COST Mr. Kimball "dearly" -- I won't elaborate right now, but as I cautioned Mr. Kimball before, based on his past behavior, "May he now live in interesting times."
...
Paul Kimball has LIED by saying that I called his friend Mac Tonnies a "racist."
...
Until further notice, this AVATAR will be used to symbolize Paul Kimball and his "fascination" with "Red Stars," which are an OFFENSE to the many victims of Communist genocide and oppression.Symbols are important to many people, the "Red Star" is even MORE infamous in history than the Nazi Swastika. - Admin"

Digger

Paul Kimball said...

For the record...

I do indeed live in interesting times. How could I not? I travel, I enjoy what I do for a "living" (hard to consider it work when it's so much fun), and hang out with interesting people, I make a contribution to the greater good (I'm particularly proud of the two seasons of classical music I produced for television). I'm a happy guy, in an interesting world.

Thanks for the good wishes, Kal!! :-)

Paul

Anonymous said...

"Paul Kimball and his "fascination" with "Red Stars," which are an OFFENSE to the many victims of Communist genocide and oppression..."

Hey Kal, what about filming a video of yourself standing in front of the Memorial to the victims of Communism? What were you trying to express with that, what kind of statement were you trying to make?

I'm cancelling my Roswell UFO debate with Kevin Randall on the X-Zone because I have an emergency terrorist plot to foil in Prague, therefore I will stand among the Memorial to the victims of Communism.

kult of kal said...

Digger - thanks a ton. I knew if anyone would find the text, it's you. (After all, you're "Digger") I have the video. I had copied down a while ago.

Paul - you rock, as always.

Anonymous on the last post - thanks! I'll use that comparison in the vid I'm working on.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff! As seen on CNN, ABC, MSNBC, NBC, FOX.....uh, yeah, well over ten years ago. Past glory is just that. Not that hard for any phony to snake his way onto a show. Just look at James Frey on Oprah. kal should call his next book A Million Little Pieces of Bullshit.

banal and facile!

kult of kal said...

Sorry I'm a day later than I said I would be, but I'm finished and happy with it.


"Kult of Kal 4":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4YsY_2kIfk

http://kultofkal.blogspot.com


Enjoy. :)

Jimmy D said...

"Just think if Kal had applied himself and done something with his life he might have been part of something like this:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,532511,00.html?test=latestnews"

---I disagree. I believe the whole reason for Kalvin turning out the way he has is that he cannot admit that he *is NOT* capable of work like this.

I think I made this point a few months ago, but it's worth restating. I have a brother at a London teaching hospital who is a pretty eminent man in his field. That field is not psychiatry, but he did have to spend time on psychiatry wards during his early studies. I will always remember a remark he made to me at that time. He said that a great deal of the mental illness he came across was down to "five-star ambition, four-star ability," and that it was a modern phenomenon. I think that's true in this case.

A hundred years ago, most young men left school at 12, or 14, or 16 or whatever and found a worthy, if unspectacular trade or line of work. If he was of reasonable intelligence and applied the necessary dilligence, he might even score a white collar profession - perhaps accountancy or teaching or some such.

These days, there are so many presssures on young people - America's Got Talent, richly rewarded sportsmen, Big Brother (make a million bucks from no talent at all) - that they set themselves goals that they cannot hope to realise. An honorable calling is not enough for them, and when they fail to reach the impossible heights they have set themselves, they consider themselves "failures" - or in Kalvin's case, they keep ploughing ahead and *pretend* (to themselves and the world) to have reached such impossible heights.

That is the tragedy here. Kalvin - we can't all be Einstein. There's no shame in living life to the best of your ability, plugging away at your job, finding an absorbing hobby or two, loving your friends and family, doing the odd unsolicited good deed here and there without expectation of reward or recognition.

Why can't you realise that?

Anonymous said...

Kult of Kal,

Well done! I love the latest video on our hero.

Those videos with Korff standing in front of the poster, looking every bit like Frito Bandito (Korff, you gotta get that big-ass hat dude!) and the way you poised his "information" against him, just priceless.

Korff, “We don’t judge.”

When you make an assessment of a person, place or thing, Korff, you are judging.

“Paul Kimball is...”
“Fuck you...”

You get the point Korff.

Fuck you.

FN

kult of kal said...

Thanks FN, much appreciated. Very glad to hear you liked it!

Anonymous said...

I like the latest addition to the Kult of Kal videos family, too.

So David Bowie, "the man who fell to earth" (haven't seen the movie yet), encounters Kal and immediately composes a song on the spot, which is now the Korffing anthem.

Keep on Korffing!

Anonymous said...

>>> Tuesday, 14 July 2009 02:36
Dear World,

Tomorrow UFO WatchCat will be releasing the first VIDEO <<<

Yet another promise broken.

Anonymous said...

Korff's a Y person.

I just learned this from "Is It True?" #30.

Thanks for clearing that up for us Korff.

Anonymous said...

My goodness. Korffy makes the claim that Ufologist who want to “hurt you” and no different than terrorists who want to kill you.

Korff, “What is the difference between a Ufologist who wants to hurts you, just because you don’t believe in little grey men, versus a suicide bomber you wants to kill you just because you don’t believe in their brand of, whatever religion? There is no difference at that level.”

Oh my.

Sounds like it's time to start a new thread....

Anonymous said...

Hello Kult of Kal,

I just love the SONG! And I liked your latest Kornpuff video. The next vid should be continuous clips of Kal showing anger and hate. This should be easy to assemble from all his shite.

Also, I can't wait for Kimball's "Worlds Away." I think Kimball is a rock star and have followed his UFO movie. Plus Kimball is a Beatles fan. Seems like Kal tries to be Beatles cool too. Too bad Korff is always late or never.

Will you be selling the Kimball film on your Kult of Kal blog store?

Anonymous said...

An amazing thing happened today.
In my comments of July 12 on this thread, I gave Kal a little advice on public speaking, specifically, to always look directly into the camera when speaking. (Except when in front of a live audience of course).
And I'll be darned if he didn't take my advice! Notice that in his YouTube video speech of today, he did just that!
I feel so honored and pleased that the Great One actually paid attention to little ole me!!.

Digger

Anonymous said...

Digger, that's so cool!

As you know, I've done the same thing, regarding how to shoot a proper video; headroom, framing. Sure as shit he followed my most basic instructions.

It's so cool that we can manipulate Korff using this blog and the proper English "language..." :^)

Now if he would just change out the fucking .png images and exchange them for .gif’s or .jpegs on that crappy template site, his site would be udderly fast in loading up!?!

FN

Anonymous said...

Kal is so desperate to make those people he has marked as enemies look bad, that Kal will do or say anything to make them look bad. It is just the good old Kal "got to get you back" syndrome. but that is what short, petty and vindictive twerps like Kal do. It really is all Kal knows how to do. Go back through Kal's web past and you will find all sort of threats from Kal where he desperately tries to marginalize people, especially those who have ever called into question Kal's self alleged qualifications and past claims of employment.

Kal is a malicious and hate ridden little man who will go above and beyond to extract his warped sense of revenge and justice on all who disagree with him or have exposed him.

Anonymous said...

anon here, faffing about on the #10 around midnight? for a can of coke?

Fun and games?

i'm with jimmy D on this one -- once you fucked over Sedlacek you deserve to burn in hell.

National Joke. Never to return.

Exiled, fucker.

Fraud.