Friday, July 3, 2009

Kal K. Korff is an IDIOT


What more can said about this bloated egotistical loony dope named Kal K. Korff? The man is an utter idiot and I give him too much credit by even referring to him as a man as that would imply he is an adult and everyone knows that no grown adult acts like Kal K. Korff with his silly delusions and outlandish claims. The few people monitoring this wanna' be Kal Korff have been subjected to the absolute lunacy Kal portraits at the expense of everyone he lies about or slanders or steals valor from or tries to smear or belittle people while preaching that hate is wrong or the outrageous fairy tales Kal amazingly believes are real. the reality here in all of this is that

KAL K. KORFF IS AN IDIOT

and nothing is ever going to alter that. there isn't any IQ test from a magazine or silly video rant about Kevin Randle or making childishly transparent excuses for chickening out of a debate with Kevin Randle that can change the obvious fact that Kal K. Korff is a supreme idiot and I would go so far as to say Kal K. Korff is THE supreme idiot.

Some people are born with intelligence and common sense while others are not. Kal is obviously the latter because anyone with any actual intelligence would know better than to try to feed people the sort of horse shit Kal Korff serves up like his being a colonel in some organization that is clearly fantasy or actually expecting anyone to believe a former CIA director was his mentor! ahahahahahahahahahhhaaahhahahaha

Kal should look at a career as a stage comedian because all he gets are laughs and I'm not talking about the kind laughs that perhaps Bozo the clown would get. Though I think people would be more quick to believe Bozo the clown was rounding up terrorists before anyone would ever believe that a conniving idiot like Kal Korff would ever have the courage let alone the brains to do it. Can you imagine that fool Kal out and about hunting terrorists in his silly little cowboy hat roaming the streets of Prague in a panic asking people on the rail if they know where to find some terrorists or if they are terorists! ahahahahahahhaaahhaa

Kal K. Korff is an idiot and for you Korffers out there I really do not believe there is anything else that can be said about the moron. Kal's claims have been EXPOSED and there isn;t much more to say than that than perhaps entertain ourselves from time to time with the babble of the world's biggest idiot Kal Korff.

102 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great way to start the 4th of July over here in the states.

I sent out a bunch of e-mails today; here and there, asking questions regarding the latest rant by Kalvin.

Kalvin left a lot of clues as to whom to ask regarding his latest claims. As we’ve discussed, he’s a proper liar; always lying about things and people that are a little tough to pin down.

Nonetheless, I’m trying to get some response form people.

It’s a holiday weekend here in the states so it’ll take a few days to get a response, if any…

Hey, Fuck Brain, how’s it feel to be all alone, in a country you barely know, while we American’s drink beer, get laid and carry on with all things Korff?

I’d really hate to be Kalvin K. Korff right now.

FN (a little buzzed but still Korffing)

Anonymous said...

I think it was Don Ecker (Desperate Don) who laid down the challenge of the rusty nail. Well FN is not the only buzzed member in the states up Korffing late right now. Girlfriend passed out, no time to watch the lunatic fringe on YouTube, alas! O alas!

O Korff, cowardly Korff. You duck and hide on the birthday of your own country. Whilst a million miles away. How sad is that?

The Greeks had a term for criminals. It was a fate worse than death. It was called

Exile

Anonymous said...

wow, that was too harsh. sorry kal (and korffers)

Kal, if you can come back to reality and apologize to the parties you frauded, offended, and libeled, i will apologize for my last post

didnt know that level of spite existed in my soul, but you do tend to bring the worst out of people

Anonymous said...

i retract my last retraction.

Kal, you have the power of that old arabic invention, ZERO.

Here I am typing away on a laptop that belongs to Livermore Labs, thinking about David Biedny and how impressive a figure that guy would be to meet.

Also Don Ecker, who can drink you under the table

Also Paul Kimball
Also Kevin R
ROYCE MEYERS THE THIRD

Anonymous said...

While I'm at it and in my cups, let's go through the "penis gallery"

Kevin R - actual soldier and major
David Biedny - actual broadcaster and prof at Yale U
Royce M III- actual cop at U of Oregon
Don Ecker- actual Vet of foreign wars
Paul Kimball - actual filmmaker

worlds away is a title that poets dream of.

Anonymous said...

As I get drunker, there is only one parry and thrust left for Kal

EXILE
EXILE
EXILE

Anonymous said...

I think i've just drunkenly stumbled into the power of paul kimball's film.

he's self-exiled AKA worlds away

Anonymous said...

That's it

This Korffer has just solved his own Korff mystery

I will watch "Worlds Away" with my best intentions in heart, thanks Paul. It will surely be great.

peace

anon

Anonymous said...

Paul, do I have it right? Kal has interpreted your title as some kind of rejoinder to his sense of reality of the "kritics".

But the tragic thing is he doesn't see himself as an exile?

And he can never return to his own country, lest he be hoisted on his own petard

Oh fuck. Yep, it's over.

anon

Anonymous said...

Well, like Lazarus, god damn the rusty nail. Thank you Don Ecker for the suggestion. I didn't actually drink drambuie and johnny walker, but I think I did have a visit from the late william casey last night.

I went to Kal's website and he's posted OLD videos with new rants. The scary thing, he's got the stars and stripes on one side, and the israeli flag on the other side.

Kal can never return to the United States. Kal cannot speak the language of his adopted home. Kal is not Jewish and has no right of return.

Worlds Away?

Squonk, this seems to explain the crackpot behavior. Better to rage against the dying of the light than to go not go gentle in the night

Anonymous said...

Yesterday I watched that YouTube vid from Kernel Kornholio where he calls Meyers III a liar for taking his 219IQ claim out of context. And I'm thinking, if anyone is responsible for taking matters out of context it's Kalium. And the douchebag, in essence, did make the claim so what's he fingerfucking about?

It's same thing when Korffo stated that he "never said the Special Secret Services was secret". And I'm thinking, the name of your fantasy organisation implies just that, it even has "secret" in the title you fucking MORON.

It's amazing to see that moron Korff twist his own words in such a way that the other person is incorrect (in Korff's view). Clearly the methods of an idiot.

Squonkamatic said...

LOL wut ... best post ever, KIAA. Happy Fourth of July, everyone. Get out and do something, and here's hoping that hangover lifts quickly anon!

Anonymous said...

The Korffer

1 1/2 oz johnny walker black
1/2 oz drambuie

mix with ice

Home pours are better and more liberal

Hey Kal, I can see the space needle from where I live.

Anonymous said...

I had a very interesting week. I toured the Canadian Maritime provinces. Spent a couple days in Fredericton and met up with Stan Friedman. He said he gave up on Korff a long time ago since Kal always made promises to him and never followed up on anything. And if Kal ever returns to the USA, well...trouble ahead.
I also spent a few days in Halifax and met with Paul Kimball. The best part was when he said Kal was hard to find since "he keeps moving from one slum to another".
I'll let it go at that.

Digger

Anonymous said...

Nice try with the make over on your template site Korff.

It seems that, what, 3 korffits work on the site.

Way too go dummy.

Anonymous said...

Kal, that Iran-contra deal is just like your appearances on CNN/Larry King, MSNBC, magazines and in newspaper articles......

OLD and DEAD news. Really, what is this shit Kal is posting about Iran-contra supposed to be. Now suddenly since Kal has announced his latest delusion of having been mentored by Bill Casey of the CIA, Kal is off about Iran-Contra.

The Iran-Contra scandal is just like Kal's "glory" days.....

OVER.

Anonymous said...

I like how the Kernal always reposts his videos, "by popular demand". and that they're , "wildly popular". I also like the fact that he's protecting me, a consumer, "from the claims of Royce Meyers III." You know, I've always felt somehow threatened by Royce Meyers III, I'm not exactly sure how, but I've felt it nonetheless. Maybe it's because his name is ,"Royce", and he has a three behind his name, it all just creeps me out. I lie awake at night wondering what clever design Royce is plotting against me now. But then I think, "Hey, it's alright, Kernal Kal Korff is watching out for me, protecting me against those claims. Those awful claims...

Anonymous said...

LMAO at the last comment! Very funy stuff. Kal really has a major hard on for Meyers and Randle. I just don;t get why someone would be so fucking crazed over two UFO guys, one a UFO endorser (Randle) and the other someone who exposes frauds (Meyers). I just do not get it!!

Anonymous said...

I also like how through this complex reality-based internet series, "WatchCat", which was actually spawned to protect me, a consumer, from the claims of Royce Meyers III, is actually ALSO protecting me from, "The Sandals of Kevin Radall." Now, I'm not sure what the problem is with Kevin Randall's sandals, but I know mine can get pretty rank (if you get my drift) when I get them wet when I change the sprinker and step in a puddle or something, then continue to wear them around the house. I'm just guessing, of course, that this is the actual probem with Kevin Randall's sandals..wait.... did I read that wrong... sorry, it's SCANDALS! Kevin Randall's SCANDALS! Sorry, too late to change the the post now. But either way, the protection of Kal is there and that's what really counts.

Anonymous said...

Two thumbs up on the sarcastic last postings, somebody is in the spirit of the rusty nail.

The sandals of Kevin Randall. Sound ominous? Wait until you see poor Paul KimBULL's thong bakini, or david biedny's frisbee.

Anonymous said...

i was laughing so hard i misspelled 'bikini'.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Kevin, in my previous post I spelled your last name wrong, it should be Randle, not Randall, I'm just having so much trouble tonight trying to digest this barge load of information that Kernal Klink has dumped on his site that I'm messing up my spellings. On to Kal's long discourse on the definition of,"debunker". I can only read and spell on an eighth grade level so I'm going to skip all the stuff that Kalvin said and give the real meaning of, "debunker". When debombs were dropped from deplanes in WW2 on deGermans, they all ran for, "debunker". Simple, I know, but I like it better, and it's true. I'd like to challenge Kernel Kal-Kan here and now, publicly, to prove me wrong. Call me a skeptic, but I don't think he can do it. Or maybe that should be, "call me a debunker." Or, "call me to debunker when the bombs start falling." Man, it's getting late, and there's only just so much Korffism I can digest in one day, and I think I've reached my limit. Good night, World.

Anonymous said...

Yep, we're all protected from consumers here on KKIAI. We're all under that broad umbrella -- sorry, tent -- of trust which is the foundation (whoops, mixing metaphors. Nylon roof? Canope of stars? Trampoline template of doom? Balloon misery of all UFO studies from Seattle to Prague?

Lost MJ-12 documents?

Fat waste of space?

See his pug nosed face (pug pug)

Anonymous said...

Just listened to an interview on the Paracast with Jim Delittosso. http://www.theparacast.com/
Did know already that Delittosso and Korff were sworn enemies and the interview mentions it here and there but in the last 10 minutes it becomes interesting since Jim tried to sue Korff (around 6-7 years ago) and sent the papers to the courts. The authorities searched for Kernel 'Braveheart' Korff but he was no where to be found around that time. . .

Anonymous said...

Here's more info on the lawsuit against Korff;
http://www.ufomind.com/misc/1999/feb/d26-001.shtml

Anonymous said...

The only real reason I'm following all of this is to get a peek at Martina Tycova on Kernal Korn's website. He's been teasing us with a promise purchasing items from,"The Tycova Line", for a long time now and I'm just about ready to go nuts now in anticipation! I'm not sure if my wife would really be interested (she doesn't really know who she is) or if I'll actually purchase anything myself. Truth is, I just want to look at the catalog. I mean a swimsuit line? A lingerie line? I hope Kalvin took the pictures himself then we'll KNOW it'll be good because he has a tendency to,"wander around", literally, with the lens. Most of his icons don't actually work except the ones about Don Ecker and Royce Meyers III, but I don't really care about those guys. I want to see the,"Tycova Line", plain and simple and it's the only reason I'm hanging around. Come on Kernal Kinky Korn, show us the goods or risk losing your last seven fans!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous" here again. Actually, there's alot of us, "Anonymouses", out there. I wonder if they, like me, do it to protect themselves from the possibility of a Kernal Korn Nuts lawsuit because of all of the defamation we're throwing his way. But in reality, I think I could dodge the lawsuit serving anyway 'cause I have a bigfoot cowboy hat and no one would recognize me. But I digress...

Anyone notice that now that Kal has been xcommunicated from XZONE that there's more stuff on his website? I look at this as a real benefit as I could never really afford the 1.50 or whatever to hear the XZONE podcasts ( and I don't have a pod anyway). Kalvin needs an outlet for letting his genius out to keep his head from xploding and so now we're in for a free and delicious treat on his website. I just hope he doesn't start charging....

Anonymous said...

uh oh
someones been busy filling out DCMA reports against Kal on youtube.


F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

"someones been busy filling out DCMA reports against Kal on youtube."
--what? pls explain...

Squonkamatic said...

Well Kalvin's Sermon on the Mount videos making the connection between Sheriff Gil Gilbertson and Islamic Terrorism have been deleted from Colonel Kal K. Korff's SecretXwars YouTube channel -- but, interestingly, the videocasts of Rob McConnell from X-Zone are still available. Which suggests that Rob McConnell really doesn't have a problem with having his professional reputation linked to that of Colonel Kalvin K. Korff of the Israeli founded Super Duper Services after all, and that the Professor is still connected to X-Zone in an official capacity.

I liked the Sandals of Kevin Randle post above! and I really enjoyed Brad Hudson's precis of his journey to Canada to meet up with nuclear physicist Stanton Friedman and filmmaker Paul Kimball. As some are keen to point out, things just keep getting worse and worse for David Biedney, Royce Meyers III et al. I wonder how much more of this pressure they can take before cracking and admitting that Kal K. Korff has been right all along and that they have been deceiving consumers by doing whatever it is that they do which upsets Colonel Korff so much.

Jimmy D said...

Or maybe the nutjob came off his M&Ms and realised that even he had gone a little far this time around.

After all, those f*** you, Milos Bartu and "I am KalIsrael" were up and down again in a matter of hours.

What a sorry piece of work you are, "Colonel".

Dammit - when is this bloody Kimball movie coming out...?

Anonymous said...

bzzzt!

Ill say it again..."someone" has been filing DCMA's against Kal on Youtube.

Hint: "someone"

hint hint hint!~

F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

You disgust me, Korff.

Brad Hudson said...

Sorry, Squonk, that was Digger in Canada, not me. I'm ensconced well within the borders of Texas for now.


I'd have liked to have been a fly on the wall of both those conversations, though.

Anonymous said...

Well, I see Kal is lecturing on JFK's Ass. I wonder what that is about.

I also read that he doesn't care what the truth is. That'scertainly apparent from all the lies he had told over the years.

And wasn't it posted on the X Zone site that he said his IQ of 219 was based on the world's hardest IQ test that appeared in OMNI magazine.

I know why he selected 219, BTW. The world's smartest woman has an IQ of 218. Marilyn vos Savant has her IQ verified by credible sources, Kernal Road Apple has his verified by OMNI. Oh wait - it wasn't a magazine. Where was it verified, Kernel Fruit Basket?

Squonkamatic said...

Oops! Sorry Digger & Brad! Still had my head in a bag this morning after a half dozen Korffers on Saturday night. What a mess!

(SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS, PROFESSOR?? And nobody thinks any less of me for having made the mistake and admitting my error, because we're all human. People make dumb mistakes all the time. Kind of like you, when tried to about having "gotten your start" in law enforcement, though that was hardly an innocent mistake.)

I'd be very interested to learn more details about this "big trouble" that awaits Kalvin when he finally is repatriated to the United States. There's more to his relocation to Czech Republic -- which has no extradition treaty with the US & a high proportion of English speaking natives -- than just wanting to check out the discos.

Anonymous said...

As the series Desperate Don easily proves, Don Ecker not only lies, but he also seems to suffer from what one mght call Walter Mitty type fantasies.

Ecker "serously" believes that he has made 'significant contributions" to the "study and understanding" of UFOs.

Ecker claims to have found a "Roswell eyewitness who saw alien bodies," — just ask his buddy Kevin Randle. :-)

Anonymous said...

i like the part when don ecker was on the paracast talking about a reporter and he said, "I got drunk with the guy. We stayed up past midnight toasting each other with a bottle of tequila."

Anonymous said...

Squonk - no sweat. Just a minor mis-identification.
(Must have been my old Texas drawl that mislead you! LOL)

Incidentally, the last comment to me from Paul as we parted company was "keep on Korffing".

Digger

kal said...

My My seems "someone" filed another DCMA on Kal and got the Kutna Hora vids pulled down.

My oh My where will the phantom DCMA'er strike Kal next?

I wonder whoever this mystery DCMA'er could be?

F1 Racer

kal said...

My oh my it seems SOMEONE has registered the name Kal to blogspot in an effort to make Kal look like an idiot!

I wonder who that could be?

F1 Racer

laughing his ass off

Squonkamatic said...

Looks like the Professor finally got up the nerve to post here. What took you so long, Mr. Genius?

Squonkamatic said...

Yes, Don Ecker made serious contributions to the area of paranormal interest, specifically UFO phenomena, as did Kevin Randle. This blog isn't about them, it's about a pathetic idiot named Kal K. Korff who claims, amongst other things, to be working on a PHD thesis but has no formal education beyond high school. He also just managed to get his ass booted from X-Zone radio due to a credibility issue, which you'd have to work pretty hard at since they have regular guests who talk to angels & maintain that a race of lizards dominate the planet Earth. Korff has maintained that he is a colonel in an Israeli "founded" organization that nobody has ever heard of, including the Israelis. Kal K. Korff has lied about having gotten his start in law enforcement, having worked on the SDI program at Lawrence Livermore Laboratories, having developed nanotechnology, and deploying the results into the operational field in the war against terrorism, amongst hundreds of other far fetched claims which cannot be proven. He's a lying sack of puss and a disgrace to the profession of journalism, which he also claims to have a background in. Indeed from what can be factually learned of the guy, he appears to be a big worthless idiot who can't hold a real job and has to lie about having a supermodel girlfriend/associate to compensate for the fact that he's a revolting slob whom no woman would ever willingly bed. He also fled the United States to apparently escape some sort of legal matter that remains unresolved, and maintains that he can make formal complaints to federal judges -- American federal judges, we guess -- from Prague in the Czech Republic.

So yes, we're familiar with Don Ecker. If you want to start your own blog exposing Don Ecker be our guest, nobody is stopping you.

kal said...

um no its me, Francis, NOT kal!

I have the kalisafraud google gmail account

thats why the posts now come up kal

F1 Racer

Jimmy D said...

And I have the kalisaprick@gmail.com account. Username: Jimmy D.

Greetings, General.

kal said...

where has Kal posted here? Ive never seen it

F1 Racer

Don Ecker said...

Hi ya Gang. "Desperate Don" here and I thought I would re-post a little summpin' I wrote back a year or so ago just so this would not be forgotten. By the way, another maniac I dealt with years ago, Milton "Bill" Cooper, I just posted a Magnum Opus radio show on him at the Paracast. You might want to check it out because I've been thinking of doing a very special Korff episode. http://forum.theparacast.com/talk-about-the-forum-f18/bill-cooper-are-you-f-ing-kidding-t4798/

See next posting.

Don Ecker

Don Ecker said...

1st post...

In the evening of August 18th, 1972, I arrived back in my home town after spending months in military hospitals, as a result of having been wounded in the former Republic of Viet Nam.

At that time the anti-war protests were at their height, and returning military veterans were routinely spat upon, their service was savaged, veterans were called “baby killers” or “corporate fascist killers.” It wasn’t until years later that the concept of “stolen valor” became the recognized phenomenon that it is today. After the Viet Nam Memorial “Wall” was erected, suddenly “wanna-be’s” claimed military service and decorations that were never earned NOR deserved. This note is about one of those people.

Spending 20 years in a admittedly confusing and sometimes delusional field like UFO research gave me the opportunity to meet many delusional people … on BOTH sides of the aisle. Both “believers” as well as “skeptics” are often afflicted with delusional ideas as well as delusional “grandeur.” Currently residing in Prague, the Czech Republic, is one such person named Kal K. Korff. Korff is an American residing in Europe, according to many knowledgeable people, to avoid numerous law suits awaiting him here in the U.S.. Never heard of him? That’s alright, allow me to inform you about this example of “Stolen Valor.”


I had my very first brush with Kal K. Korff many years ago (March 12, 1994) on my old radio program “UFOs Tonite!” while interviewing Mr. Jim Dilettoso. Korff, a genuine skeptical legend in his own mind, was questioning Dilettoso on his alleged PhD credentials. Later Korff related this incident in his expose he wrote on the Billy Meier case “Spaceships of the Pleiades.” (As a humorous sidelight, Korff referred to me as the “Larry King of the interview UFO Talk Circuit.” I suppose he considered me an ally then.

cont. next post

Don Ecker said...

Part of what I find so objectionable about Korff is his “shameless self-promotion” that he continuously promotes in every venue he touches. To give you just a sample of this mish-mash of fact and fiction, here is a sampling from the Rob McConnell X-Zone Radio show website where Kal K. Korff has a weekly spot.

“Armed with an IQ of 219, according to the Omni Magazine's World's Hardest IQ Test; known worldwide for solving numerous mysteries, whether they are criminal, historical, scientific, or even "paranormal," - Kal Korff is an Author, Broadcaster, Columnist and Investigative Journalist known for his hard-hitting exposes and doing original research. Korff's enormously popular column, "Kal's Korner", appears at least three times a day in print and is read by millions around the world each week in several languages. In addition, "Kal's Korner" also appears on the popular syndicated radio program The "X" Zone Radio Show, hosted by famed Canadian Broadcaster, Rob McConnell. Kal Korff has pioneered original concepts and techniques in several fields of study. These include archaeology, artificial intelligence, computing, criminology, forensics, graphical user interfaces, historical research, human interface design, hypermedia, multimedia, nanotechnology, physics, and weaponry. Kal has written and has had published more than 5,000 articles and materials in 64 magazines and newspapers around the world. Since 1975, he has lectured to more than 300,000 people in the United States and Europe. A passionate and driven researcher, Korff has worked for companies such as Atari, Xerox, Apple Computer, Claris, The Boeing Company, and was a security-cleared Senior Systems Analyst, Level III, at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory during the original U.S. Government-funded Strategic Defense Initiative or "Star Wars" program. A Broadcaster, Lecturer, Producer and Teacher, Korff devotes his life to humanitarian causes and issues of universal importance. Kal's original insights and expertise have allowed him to contribute content or appear on virtually every major talk show and TV network, including ABC, CNN's Larry King Live!, FOX, Discovery Channel, MSNBC, National Geographic TV, Entertainment Tonight and NBC's Leeza. Additionally, Kal has been featured or quoted in scores of newspapers and magazines, including the San Francisco Examiner, the Washington Post, U.S. News and World Report, Metropolitni Expres, Skeptical Inquirer, San Jose Mercury News, Indianapolis Star, Skepter, Stanford Daily, Oakland Tribune, Yakima Herald, Phoenix New Times, Fortean Times, Saga, Omni, The Prague Post, True, Plus, the South China Daily.
cont......

Don Ecker said...

Of course the first thing I thought of while reading this PR blurb was that this Putz couldn’t hold a damn job.

Well, one would think (at first blush) that this would be ENOUGH for any mere mortal! But NO … just like the Ginzu Knives commercial, there’s MORE! Kal K. Korff is NOW claiming he is a genuine MILITARY Colonel in, are you ready? Sitting Down? Fortified with a cup of your favorite beverage?

“The Israeli founded SPECIAL SECRET SERVICES!!” Yes, Kal K. Korff has announced to the WORLD that he is on the Hunt for International Islamic TERRORISTS! (In between going to private homes in Prague to cook American Dinners for Prague residents who read Kal’s Corner, printed in a free-be throw-away free newspaper.)

Of course no one has ever heard of the Special Secret Services founded by Israel, but fear NOT! Kal K. Korff, Kolonel, has created a WEB PRESENCE. This poor little pathetic wanna-be is now claiming military status and rank he never earned nor deserves. CSICOP should be totally ashamed of this turd and totally remove Korff from their ranks. Paul Kurtz, where in hell are you when we NEED YOU?

One of the reasons I am so outraged at this pathetic example of a skeptic (and turd) is the fact that Korff had the nerve to denigrate Dr. Kevin Randle’s service as a military officer in Iraq. (Randle is a Major in the National Guard and a veteran of Viet Nam and Iraq.) All the while Korff claimed having gone to Iraq on a “special secret op” hunting for “Weapons of Mass Destruction” on behalf of the American Government. Was this clown infected by Red Kryptonite? What worms are squirming in his brain?

Most recently Korff is on a rampage against the District Attorney of Josephine County, Oregon, who is in the process of prosecuting Korff’s brother who was shot by police after (according to news stories) attempting to run down a police officer. All of these delusions are displayed on Korff’s website and in truly funny YouTube videos Korff has posted on the web.

cont.....

Don Ecker said...

The Finish .....

Another aspect that shows how far around the bend Korff has gone is his claims that he has been assigned an aide by the “Special Secret Services” Lt. Martina Tycova, a former Czech supermodel! Hey, I even got a note from her, she is (according to Kal) the webmaster of his other website UFO WatchCat. This almost incoherent and criminal attempt at a web presence is nothing but a vehicle used to smear everybody Korff feuds with. I think it is about time the UFO field and CSICOP sever ties with his buffoon. He is simply no longer a worthy challenge.

Don Ecker

Anonymous said...

Sorry - what was the point of that? We know it all already.

Don Ecker said...

Somebody asked "whats the point?" Well, the point is .....

I FELT LIKE IT...... thats the point.

Don Ecker

Squonkamatic said...

As the series Desperate Don easily proves, Don Ecker not only lies, but he also seems to suffer from what one mght call Walter Mitty type fantasies.

Ecker "serously" believes that he has made 'significant contributions" to the "study and understanding" of UFOs.

Ecker claims to have found a "Roswell eyewitness who saw alien bodies," — just ask his buddy Kevin Randle. :-)



If that isn't Colonel Cornholio than I will eat a shoe. The smilie at the end is totally his passive-aggressive trademark. My suspicion is that the person asking Don Ecker what the point of his postings was is likely also the Professor, taking time away from his PHD work, nanotechnology development and status as a crisis first responder to try and engage in a petty flame war with Mr. Ecker. Someone who can check the IP logs of the visitor posts could verify or disprove it with little margin for error.

Jimmy D said...

It was me, actually.

I just couldn't see the point of re-posting a year-old, lengthy post cataloguing stuff that has already been exhaustively catalogued here. The first part was interesting, though - I hadn't seen that before.

Squonkamatic said...

D'OH


Nice one Jimmy! You've got the style down pat. Use your powers for the forces of good only!

Squonkamatic said...

Wait, I think I just misunderstood -- you were just the one asking what the point of Don's collective post was, right Jimmy? Then who made the post using the passive-aggressive smiley & accusing Don Ecker of Walter Mitty like fantasies? That's Korff or my shoe goes in the microwave with a nice chutney sauce.

Jimmy D said...

Whaddya mean? There were no mis-spellings, CAPITAL LETTERS, inappropriate "quote marks"...

And KIAI - pls don't go publishing the name of my employer (whose IP address you will easily uncover if you're of a mind. I've already been through that with KultofKal a few days ago and satisfied him of my bona fides.

Jimmy D said...

Oh well, sure - those words are Korff's, I'll be bound.

But was that not a quote from something Korff already posted on his site? Maybe the poster forgot to say: "Here's a quote from the retard's site...:"

Squonkamatic said...

Hey, who knows! That's a good point though about proper Korffing decorum too, Jimmy: If one is re-printing the Great Man's words it's always best to make damn sure that everybody knows what's up lest we conclude that some sort of SAPSTOE psyops sting is going down. I wouldn't have alerted on it if it wasn't for the smiley at the end, which is one of the Professor's well known trademarks.

Anonymous said...

It was me. I cut and pasted the quote from critical thinkers.org without saying "Here's a quote from the retard's site..."

Why did I paste it here? The bit about Walter Mitty.

Don Ecker, are you a Walter Mitty type of character suffering from fantasies and delusions?

Hey, Kal, S-T-F-U.

Squonkamatic said...

Whoop! Well there we go, simple answer and one size nine wide Rebook walking shoe sauteed in chutney sauce with Brussels sprouts and boiled potato, perhaps with a glass of Chardonay coming up!!


;D

Anonymous said...

Kal's posted the Eagles Hotel California with this message,

"Here are The Eagles singing Paul KimBULL's favorite song, Hotel Kalifornia — where he can "never leave" until he stops living worlds apart from the other side of truth as a "ghost buster."

Anonymous said...

Kal isn't even shallow as implying such would mean there was something to him. The guy is a joke and Paul Kimball and the other people Kal hates must just laugh their asses off at the childish shit Kal tries to pull. Oh boy! Better look out because I'm changing a letter in a song and dedicating it to you. This might have been funny were we in middle school, but we aren't and this silly video post and narrative posted by Kal continues to show that he is a child trapped in an adult's body.

Brad Hudson said...

Nice posts(s), Don. Sometimes a little historical perspective is needed.

On to news: Kernal Kornuts has 2 new videos!! I'm impressed that the emailer in "Is it Really True" hails from Dallas. I'd like to meet good ol' "Steve from Dallas". I guess Korff needs to imply that there is a true Korff believer in every town where members of the "penis gallery" thrive.

Nice effort, Kal.

BTW, is that a new slum you're in, or did you throw a sheet over the wall???

DanielaAbrahamova said...

Well, he's had a shave, and a decent haircut. Looks almost presentable, in fact.

He's still babbling the same old stuff, though.

BTW - until I came across the "Colonel", I'd heard of little GREEN men, but not little GREY men. Is this a Korffism?

kal said...

You know getting Kal's lame ass vids thrown off You Tube is surprisingly easy. Im sure capt fatass is having a heart attack over it muahahhaha

Cmon Kal, Im still waiting for the cops to get me like you swore you would!


F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

Kal is guilty of what he accusers of being: a fraud. EVEN IF everthing Kernal Sanders said was true (maybe on some other planet) the one fact that he claims he's a REAL Kernal in some fake organization takes all of his credibility away. He has absolutely no proof of the organization's existence or how he became a kernal in it other than some hats and stinkin' badges and his own word, which is worthless. The man is a fraud without a shred of evidence proving his kernal status or the existence of this crazy figment of his imagination.

Anonymous said...

I think by now that Kurnal Korkscrew's 'Dear World' audience has figured out that he has real long standing mental issues, and is nothing more than a 6-yr old trying to act like a 12-yr old (and actually doing a pretty good job of it!).
And for Kal - a little fatherly advice. If you want to stop all the hatred in the world, you just might try looking in the mirror and start with yourself!

Peace,

Digger

Anonymous said...

UFOlogy 101 - Episode 1

beginning at 6:22

whoa, Kal! Finally some fresh material

Anonymous said...

Korffy actually looks pretty good in those two new videos.

Same old deal though.....

Kalvin, I can't see a point to another episode of UFOlogy 101?

You pretty much lay it out there brother; there ain't no proof, move on, there's nothing to see here.

Seems pretty clean cut too me. Why make anymore?

Oh yeah, to hear and see yourself on the "TV" whilst getting 10 of 10's views.

Nice hair cut though? Might get you some female attention... until you open that soup cooler of yours.

FN

PS, you might want to look up; rule of thirds, headroom, looking room, and leading room.

Your video composition suck ass.

Squonkamatic said...

I like how he keeps working in subtle verbal references to Worlds Away as if he's trying to co-op the phrase before the Kimball movie breaks, so that he can imply that Paul stole the expression from him. And I think he looks like the same pathetic piece of shit he's always looked like. Crazy, glazed, obsessed, completely in love with himself and with nobody in town to tell him how wrong he is.

Anonymous said...

I won't even waste my time with those videos. Nobody cares about Kal Korff's fruitcake ass. Why give this fool any attention at all?

Captain Jack Harkness said...

...message for Col. Korff:

4 5 6

Anonymous said...

Korrfff is a drugged-out lookin' freak. Fool looks barely under control in those 'videos'. Freaky freaky..

Daniela said...

Dear “Colonel”,

I’m so delighted to see that “Is it really true” is back “on air”.

I’m delighted because on December 20th last, I sent you an email:


One simple question - please answer yes or no. Are the following claims from your website (in each case, you deleted said claims a few days after posting them) true in their entirety.

"After finishing a counter-terrorism raid in Germany which netted some al-Qaeda connected suspects, Colonel Korff just recently returned from Oregon where he went undercover, first by shaving his head completely bald, and then meeting with various lawyers, Federal officials, and key members of the media".

"Nanotechnology is being used now to help eliminate terrorists. It is truly one of the last, and final frontiers where this war can be fought and still won. It is currently being deployed in Pakistan right now and Afghanistan, under my initiatives and in operations that I command."

Like I said, a simple question to which there is one simple, one-word answer: yes or no.

Love

DA

You (well, not you … despite having lived in Prague for nearly a decade and despite having a remarkable facility for languages - you once claimed to have a grasp of “all major languages west of here [i.e. Prague] -, you can’t even order a haircut in Czech) replied:

Dani,

Ne.

ODPOVĚDI NA VŠECHNY VAŠE OTÁZKY NAJDETE V NOVÝCH EPIZODÁCH "Je to OPRAVDU pravda?" - což je dokument.seriál v produkci Martiny Týčové. (Translation: You will find answers to all your questions in upcoming episodes of ‘Is it really true’, which is a documentary serial produced by Martina Tycova.)


So here’s hoping that now “Is it really true” is rolling again, you will shortly be addressing my questions.

If you don’t, I will be forced to conclude that you are either a coward or a liar, or both.

Anonymous said...

Unreal! Kal posted today an apology, only because he was wrong about THIS:

Dear World,

Your reactions to the new reality-based series, UFOlogy 101, have been extremely positive and very overwhelming. I am shocked and truly humbled.

I must confess and admit that I had NO IDEA, that the reaction would be what it has been, and I completely UNDERESTIMATED what I thought was hardly any interest in this subject, — especially where it concerns CORRECTING AND EXPOSING the fraudulent-laden record and world of "UFOlogy" and in separating fact from fiction.

Clearly, I was WRONG — and I am all too happy to admit this fact.

In general, I do not ever mind being "wrong" — especially when it is for either positive or especially the right reasons, such as in this example.

Thank you VERY MUCH for your kind emails, we hope to feature them very soon in an upcoming show.

In response to your overwhelming, positive support, TWO MORE EPISODES of UFOlogy 101 will be posted on our web site later tonight for your vewing pleasure.

Sincerely yours,

Kal

Anonymous said...

Kalvin isn’t apologizing because he was “wrong” about this. What he’s saying is he underestimated the “interest” of his 10 of 10’s of viewers...

... that they showered him with positive responses to his juvenile and very poorly produced “videos”.

In essence, Kalvin is congratulating himself for a job well done, as well as Kalvin can produce anyway.

Kalvin has never apologized for any of his fuck-ups, ever.

We’ve already listed them out here.

Nor has he apologized to “Dear World” for his numerous missed deadlines and products never produced. He hasn’t apologized to Rob McConnell, at least in public, etc., etc., etc., etc...

In short, pug fashion, Kalvin is his own (and only) best fan.

Deal with it pug, Kimball is calling... You gonna answer the call, like a man, or a pug?

FN

Anonymous said...

>>> Col. Korff has appointed a Warrant Officer from the Israeli-founded Special Secret Services to interface with the DOJ, <<<

It gets better and better.....

Anonymous said...

>>> Col. Korff has appointed a Warrant Officer from the Israeli-founded Special Secret Services to interface with the DOJ, <<<

It gets better and better.....

Anonymous said...

>>> Col. Korff has appointed a Warrant Officer from the Israeli-founded Special Secret Services to interface with the DOJ, <<<

It gets better and better.....

Anonymous said...

Please grab this video now!

Korffy drops the F-bomb again.

BREAKING NEWS: Speech From Kal Korff - Mr. Smith Goes To Washington
Written by Public Relations
Thursday, 09 July 2009 21:05

Anonymous said...

Please grab this video now!

Korffy drops the F-bomb again.

BREAKING NEWS: Speech From Kal Korff - Mr. Smith Goes To Washington
Written by Public Relations
Thursday, 09 July 2009 21:05

Anonymous said...

I've noticed that Korff "almost" fixed his framing problem in this last video. Just a little higher fuck wad and you'll have it right.

Anonymous said...

Please remove those double posts. Not sure what happened.

Anonymous said...

So,

What are we to believe? Kal K. Korff is yet again, boasting that he’s turned someone in, contacted this official and that official, etc.

We’ve heard all this before Korff.

Hell, F1 Racer has publicly called you out on this blog and on one of your Youtube channels to come after him.Yet you’re so ineffectual and inefficient that you can’t pull the trigger.

Korff, you say you have juice with people “across the globe” because of your metaorganization and alliances...

Fuck me dude. You ain’t got no juice. If you did, you’d shut down this blog, and you’d follow through with all of these threats against, hell, everybody.

Juiceless bitch.

Anonymous said...

Kernal Karmel Korn is now threatening the attorney general of Oregon of being a criminal. First it was some deputy, then a sheriff, now the attorney general. Who's next? Is anyone safe from the "official reportings" of Kernal Kandy Korn? Mr. Smith has been warned and now the FBI is on his tail per the request of the Kernal of the Lollypop Guild. Now the Oregon AG is on Kalvin's black list and his life will never be the same again. He may as well just jump off of a building now as we all know that Kernal Kooky ALWAYS follows through on his threats and lawsuits, the jails being full of those who ran afoul of the wrath of Kernal Kal-Kan. I think Obama is actually behind all of this graft against Kalvin's innocent brother and I'm sure will be served papers any day now. I only hope it doesn't interfere with the president's handling of the economic crisis....

Anonymous said...

Dear World,

" Beep Beep Beep...Breaking news... an Official Warrant Officer (the first homeless bum that happened to be walking by Kernal Kurly Korn's cardboard box house) has been appointed to take on Jimmy Stewart, the actor who played Mr. Smith as in, "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington".Only problem is Mr. Stewart has been deceased for several years now and can't be served papers so the Oregon AG is going to stand in for Mr. Stewart until a solution can be found. Mr. Jack Nicholson has been called in as a consultant on the case, in part due to his experience in working on the movie, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest." Stay tuned...developing..

Anonymous said...

Conversation as heard from the office of the Sr. Assistant AG of the the state of Oregon:

Assistant to the assistant AG-
"Mr. Smith, you've been reported to the FBI by one Kal K. Korff."

Assistant AG-
"Who is the man?"


AAAG-
"He's a Col. in the Israeli Founded Super Duper Secret Services, an expert in the Kennedy assasination and UFOs, is on the run in the Czech Republic, and won a forensic datable blue ribbon in a science fair in high school."

AAG- "I see....what's for lunch?"

Anonymous said...

>>> AAG- "I see....what's for lunch?" <<<

I love this fucking blog!

FN

Anonymous said...

I've only been following the adventures of Kernal Kloppenfluger for a few months now so I don't know all of his history. Can anyone name ALL of the people that he has threatened in some form from day one? I know the list will be long, but should be interesting!

Anonymous said...

Anon here,

to the last poster, I would point you to Kult of Kal's blog first, he did a virtual bibliography of Kal's promises/failures a few weeks ago.

But the fact that you are a neophyte Korffer, I think if you are inclined (or someone else with the mental energy) could compile a list of all those that the Colonel has threatened since, I dunno, 1994?

I, myself, am too far into the cups of yet another long string of Korffer cocktails to do the work.

And really, when "Worlds Away" comes out, the question you just asked is going to be multiplied by 100X. I see a cottage industry forming.

Somebody like KKIAI or Kultof Kal could start putting up google add banners now.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah,almost forgot.

The previous thread found a proper recipe for "The Korffer" cocktail inspired by Desperate Don Ecker:

1 1/2 oz scotch
1/2 oz drambuie

mix with ice

And now I propose a SUPER KORFFER (kind of like a redbull and vodka, but with better ideas).

The Super Korffer

1 oz absinthe
1 oz scotch whisky
1/2 oz drambuie

Shake it with ice until you feel like you're gonna go crazy

Sing a few lines of David Bowie's "Chubby little loser" and strain into a martini glass

Pontificate about the time you shared a martini and scotch and soda with CIA director william casey

drink on an empty stomach.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Super Korffer, free of charge,

F-U, Kal.

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