It has all hit a point for me here. I do not feel like giving any more attention to this banal and facile little man Kal Korff and I do not want to give anymore attention to this hatred and jealousy filled dried up little turd worm. It is all the same stuff over and over and over with him and Kal's claims and ranting will only continue to worsen as his bizarre and what some might call crazy actions spiraling out of control. I just keep waiting for the final crash of flight crazy. So for now you can take me of the list of the dozen or so people paying any attention to Kal and his ego driven loony tunes. The guy is a broken jar of nuts with a mouth the size of the Hindenburg and it is only a matter of time before he goes down like that famous zeppelin. The only difference is that Kal Korff will not be found in any history books or other historical records and will go out more like the small fart he is. there will be no glory for Kal and no place in history for him. Some infamy makes it into history buy Kal's infamy and hatred and jealousy and his lies and marginalization of other people and Kal's apparent
While I am quite sure Kal will say or write some nonsense or mention something about this being some sort of victory that could only be achieved by him after he conducted a sappytoes clandestine operation with full psy ops and butt hole nanobots or some other nonsense, the truth of it that Kal will twist around is that Kal Korff is an idiot. I did like Kult of Kal and his Kal Korff is an idiot picture idea. very funny and while there is a bit of humor to be found in Kal I am just not finding any right now.
I am utterly sick of Kal Korff and his bumbling mumbling tumbling out of control behavior and his tilting at wind mills. I might have someone take over the blog for me but will likely just be done with it for a while. I would much rather do things that are on a far more intellectually stimulating level than poor dumb and pathetic Kal such as watching paint dry or counting bricks on a wall. Yes these things are much much much more significant than Kal Korff and his round and round we all go nut act and his utterly outrageous and obviously pathetically made up claims.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 377 of 377Korff: >>> This means that there will no longer be an expose series on Rob McConnell, since the issue is now moot and irrelevant. <<<
But, dozens downloaded it and sent it out to many more. The word got out Kalvin?
And, by the way, nothing personal but, much like RMII's name being thrown about by Kalvin and his girl Friday, nobody but this blog know about the people Kalvin is going to out as... Haters.
In short, who cares?
The consumers? Of what, this blog? It's very users?
I gotta get a new hobby... NOT!
FN
"and the new culprit is....."
US! El Kolon is now directing the full fury of his hate to the lovable guys on the KKIAI blog! Wow! A whole series. He's even going to contact people at their work to see what they think about these blogger's making fun of Kernal Kornbread. I only hope no one loses their job over this, after all insulting the well known and highly respected Kernal of Munchkin Land is no small thing. We should retaliate by contacting HIS work-no wait- he doesn't have a job....
As found recently on the back of a box of Animal Krackers cereal-
"Boys and girls you too can be your very own Colonel. Just send in 25 cents and two boxtops from Animal Krackers cereal and we'll send you:
One set of fake colonel bars
Two eagles (must be pinned on sideways)
A real fake badge which PROVES your colonelship
A certificate for your wall in which you can fill in an organization you want to be a colonel in (i.e. Micky Mouse Club, Isreali Secret Services, etc.)
Note: we do not provide hats or clothing so you'll have to purchase your own camo shirts, fur hats, cowboy hats, etc. We suggest the local army surplus for this. Also, the certificate is not guaranteed to stand up in a court of law, but sure looks good on your wall and will impress your friends!
Send in today, offer expires 10/13/02."
Go back and read some of El Kolon's old website stuff and you will see that the only thing that has really changed is the level of crazy going up.
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://
www.kalkorff.com
I've saved all of these pages.
More of Kal's swearing:
3.20 at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgxHerQKN3c&feature=channel_page
It does nothing to bolster your argument, Kalvin. Great men should have gravitas. You disappoint me.
Re: Korff's latest...
voiceoflondon@aol.com
That's where you can find me. I don't hide.
In terms of hating poor Kal, far from it. His rank stupidity, cowardice, lies, and hypocrisy offend me, but I actually feel sorry for him. It's probably not all his fault, given how both he and his brother turned out (one a convicted felon, the other a lonely loser with obvious psychological problems exiled in Prague) - what a screwed up family.
Paul
Korff has made a "career" of chasing after people and calling them liars, frauds and hucksters. If he had just settled for living a quiet life, away from the public eye, then no-one would say anything about him. Instead, he made himself into a public figure. As such, he's fair game for critical commentary, and for people to challenge his claims and point out when he'e being less than truthful.
A real man would either put up or shut up. Now Korff, however - he tries to change the subject and distract people from the real issue, which is his own bogus claims.
Pathetic.
Kal has a sweet new widget for "Haters" designed for Brad Hudson and Jimmy D and other Korffers.
Fat fingers faffing!
Just read Kal's latest rants on his website. Was going to say 'pathetic', but I'd say more like 'sickening'.
Digger
Boy, I wouldn't want to be Paul Kimball or Brad Hudson right now! El Kolon is on the warpath and he won't stop until he, well, uh, lets see now. I guess he has never really followed through on any threat, legal or otherwise. Sorry, I guess there's really nothing to worry about, carry on...
I've never heard of a colonel in any organization that had to defend his rank. The claimants would be pointed to the blessed documents or organizational authority to confirm or deny the allegation. Main point being, there is ALWAYS HARD PROOF TO BE HAD. Not so with this Cereal Box Kernal. He has no real proof whatsoever. And what is it that he's so obsessed with wanting to be a colonel anyway? Did he brush against one at a parade when he was a little boy? Did he eat at KFC one too many times? Or is he just insanely jealous of one of his detractors who is a real colonel? We may never know.
CHALLENGE TO KAL K. KORFF:
Dear Kal,
Please show us a single court document from your brother's case that has your signature on it.
Please show us one document sworn by you before a federal court in the United States.
Please show us a single court document crediting you with solving the JFK case.
Please show a single pay stub from LLNL with your name on it. Not that you would dream of doing this, but remember that forgery of a government document is a felony.
And all of these documents must be independently verifiable by any party.
Kal, you say it is always up to the person making the claim to prove it. In this case, that burden shifts to you. That is, unless you have uneven standards. :-)
Kal,
Please hold your good friend Brad Sparks accountable. In Paul Kimball's excellent documentary, "Best Evidence:, Sparks states that the McMinnville case would "seem to be consistent with an alien visitation" (a direct quote). You can see the clip at 3:07 onwards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwmeq-tdg5I
I guess this makes Sparks an ET nut, so why won't you hold him accountable??
So there Kal, just what purpose does it serve for you to contact Brad's workplace and customers? So you're going to judge Brad and then try to exact some revenge by trying to cause him problems?
Kal is the ultimate oxymoron. Kal says not to hate but then does hateful acts against others. Kal says not to judge but then he condemns people.
I know I don't have to point this out to the people here, but Kal tends to be a little slower than a mildly retarded snail.
Well well! Looks like we've had a few videos deleted from someone's YouTube channel, ehh??? Ohh! and what's this? No hard hitting expose featuring El Kolon's traditionally boasted of original research? Let's see, did any of that actually happen now? I see Rob McConnell's newsletter exposing THE CLAIMS OF KAL K. KORFF (changed from the far more descriptive THE LIES OF KAL K. KORFF) is still available. And El Kolon still has yet to delete his videos of the Oct 31 2008 videocast from X-Zone Headquarters. Why not delete a few of those videos cyberstalking James Smith and the Josephine County sheriff's department while you're at it? You FUCKED THAT UP TOO, after all.
Speaking of which, I wonder how young Kurtis feels knowing that his own fucking brother curried his ass out for favor by appeasing some totalitarian thug, or at least bragging about having done so on the god damn internet. Or does Kurtis actually believe that Kalvin has any kind of pull or sway with "federal forensics experts" who, like every other expert Kalvin tries to employ as a proxy recruitment, goes unnamed. All except the famous Marshall Scholler, whom according to the usually thorough Digger doesn't seem to exist? Are we talking PERJURY, Kalvin? What is the world coming to!
Of course, since it's Kurtis' name on the affidavit submitted it will be Kurtis who'd take the fall for the potential untruth, not Kalvin. Heck even if there is a Marshall Scholler, does anyone in the Josephine County courts system actually believe that Kalvin K. Korff over in Czech Republic has anything to do with matters related to US National Security? Don't tell me that Kalvin K. Korff would actually play some sort of a STUPID FUCKING GAME with the Josephine County courts that could have endangered Kurtis -- already languishing in abominable conditions in county lockup over there in fucking Oregon -- with even more time in prison for a PERJURY charge.
IS THAT WHY THE CASE WAS REALLY DROPPED? Do tell us more, or else we'll just have to find out about it for ourselves now won't we. The email addresses of all the parties involved are conveniently shown on all of those PDF files. Yeah, I bet the blowup over Rob McConnell kicking your ass off his show is now moot & pointless. Coming after us won't help either, unless it might be to demonstrate to the good people over at the Exposing Online Predators & Cyberpaths blog to do a feature on Kalvin Korff using the internet to harass, intimidate, and bully the people who have exposed him as a fraud, a cyberstalker, and a would-be online con artist.
IN THIS DAY AND AGE ... can you believe this?
Kal Korff has UNEVEN STANDARDS OF EVIDENCE. Kal REFUSES to hold accountable people who he considers his friends.
Brad Sparks is held unaccountable by Kal for Roswell and McMinnville.
Bob Heironimus is held unaccountable for his part in the Bigfoot hoax and, by Kal's OWN WORDS, this guy only came forward because he did not get paid for his part in the hoax.
Who knows what else Kal is covering up by NOT BEING FORTHRIGHT and HONEST with the public.
Kal Kal Kal. Nothing changes with you does it? Kal has been doing the same shit for years now. Every time he has a falling out with someone Kal flips out and makes all sorts of threats and does every thing he possibly can to try and make the person miserable.
I see Kal has graduated from light harassment to stalking. Nice going Kal. I guess no one expected anything less from that fruitcake.
Now, Kernal Kornflake may claim to be a Kernal all day long but has no proof and more importantly HAS ABSOLUTELY NO AUTHORITY. He has no staff, no bosses, no underlings, NO NOTHING. He lives in la la land and pretends there is this huge organization all around him when in effect he has only a cheap video camera and a piece of black cloth for a curtain. That's it. Oh yeah, also a bunch of books no one any longer cares about and from which he gets exactly zip from in royalties because no one buys them anymore. He is old stale news and getting older and staler by the minute. Yet he insists on having unearned respect without an education or even a real job. He claims he is fighting hate yet he is the biggest hater and hypocrite of them all. This guy gives new meaning to the word LOSER.
Kult here ... no worries about Kal deleting his videos.
I added the 2 most important ones back on my account:
http://www.youtube.com/KultofKal
"Colonel" - just been reading your latest hatefest.
I'd just like to make it clear: if you come anywhere near my family I can assure you that you will regret it.
I don't understand? I got to Rob's newsletter on KKK using one single click of the mouse, from Rob's site:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/17023237
/The-X-Chronicles-Newspaper-June-
July-2009
Rob didn't remove shit Kalvin?
Running from Randell, now running from Rob...
Love the new direct response from you regarding this blog. Things must be slow in the Korff World?
No terror to stop? No consumers to save?
Interesting that after I posted the recent Horn response to your twin DVD project being DELETED that you post a new Meier "article."
Now that's rich.
FN
If Kal contacts my compamy he's got a pretty big surprise in store for himeself.
The operative word here is "my"...
I can't wait to hear from him.
Oh, and to prove I can admit when I'm wrong, yrs, I had not read the document where they relieved Kurtis of costs. I was going by the earlier one where they were asking for costs.
See, it ain't so hard to admit you're wrong.
Brad Hudson
Dallas, TX
I don't know if the Fairy Kernal really did testify under oath about his fake colonelship and being a witness in the OJ case. Why would the court care about this anyway? What bearing would this have on his brother's case? Maybe he just blurted it out to sound like a big shot and no one cared to check up on it or maybe he didn't say it at all and is just blowing smoke. Funny that he uses this as the only proof to the world that he is a colonel (apart from his phony garb) that he lied to the court and no one called him on it! Of course he's bragged many times that no one can touch him anyway because he lives in exile in the Czech Republic. It's like the only time he admits to anything is when he feels he's got his fake stories watertight and feels no one can prove it either way. Some might call this being a lying coward, not a compliment in most people's book...
I believe that Kalvin is routinely blocking addresses from which he receives any emails questioning his heroic status. I sent him an email a couple of days ago, then sent a follow-up message, and the following bounced back:
The original message was received at 2009-09-09 14:23:25 +0200
from postoffice.(null) [10.0.0.1]
----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----
KAL'S EMAIL ADDRESS WAS HERE - THE BLOG SOFTWARE WOULDN'T ALLOW IT
-----Transcript of session follows -----
... while talking to postoffice.(null).:
>>> RCPT To:KAL'S EMAIL ADDRESS HERE
<<< 550 5.1.1 unknown or illegal alias: KAL'S EMAIL ADDRESS HERE -
550 KAL'S EMAIL ADDRESS HERE ... User unknown
El Kolon is very proud of the fact that the family doesn't have to pay any court costs on the suit they brought before the court to get 3 mil or whatever for being treated poorly when his loser brother tried to run down a police officer and was shot in the process. The main issue here is that THEY LOST THE CASE, and a big reason for that no doubt is Kernal Cocoa Puff's inept involvement in it. El Kolon tries to spin all of his failures into some kind of victory, and now "secret behind the scene channels" in DC and the FBI will be hard on the case to exonerate Kurtis Korff from any wrong. Give me a break! No official government employee would waste his precious time on such a trailer park case as this. Just another lie my El Kolon that no one can really check up on or even really cares about. But in Kolon's twisted mind this is a victory to brag about. Unbelievable.
I see where Kal is now back on the Billy Meier subject. Perhaps he can explain this:
"By 1995 Korff made a name for himself at having published a book called: Spaceships of the Pleiades: The Billy Meier Story, which for a certain number of years had gained him a considerable amount of status among many UFO Skeptics to which eventually formed the group Underground Video. In the book Korff describes his undercover attempt at visiting the Semjase Siver Star center in Switzerland to expose the fraud of Billy Meier by finding models of UFOs built by him and how he later had to escape Billy's attack dogs while sneaking around the center at night, however, Meier did not have any attack dogs present at the center which Kal obviously had lied about based on a published rumor via Randolf Winters found in a booklet called "FIGU House Rules". Billy Meier did in fact have models of UFO beamships, but these were made and given to him and his kids by Tom Welsh in a total of 4, which were used also by Lee and Brit Elders in an attempt to try photo duplication in comparison analysis of the originals, by forensic photo analysis Jim Dellitoso. Korff made every attempt to publicize Tom's duplicated photos as Billy's original photos as being further proof of fraud while Underground Video issued threats of a class action lawsuit towards FIGU that in the end never followed through."
Digger
Kal Korff for a long time dedicated his time to this, "Billy Mier Case." Who cares? Some old dairy farmer that made up stories about UFOs and developed a cult following of wackos? There's kooks out there every day making this kind of stuff up and worse, but, once again, who cares? The Kernal does! It's like winning a spelling bee with four year old- yeah you won but who looks more foolish? Now he's revisiting this perceived major victory of his past, which shows his life's work for what it is, nothing. The thing that makes El Kolon a read target for our entertainment is that he continues to INSIST that he's right and everyone else is wrong. Maybe us Kritics are actually in a spelling bee with a four year old in an adult's body...
The reason Kal wrote that book on Billie Meier was because Kal was desperately wanting to make as much money as Gary Kinder did writing about Billy Meier.
Gary Kinder's book Light Years was a bestseller and far outsold Kal's Meier book in both hard cover and paperback. It puts Kal's mistake laden and amateur book to shame in sales and authorship.
As Kal likes to boast of his high ethical and moral standards, I'd like to hear Kal expalin how he can associate himself with Random House Publishing since it was that publisher that put out Gary Kinder's book on Billy Meier in paperback.
Kal said people should be careful and should research those one associates with. So what is Kal's excuse for being associated with a publisher that Kal would say is engaged in fraud since the publisher profited by promoting a pro Meier book.
I've noticed a pattern with Korff - whenever he gets in real trouble, or gets boxed into a corner where his claims are being exposed as bogus, he goes back to that one moment where he actually did something real, and right... the Meier case. It's like a comfort blanket for him.
Unfortunately for him, the Meier case is so obviously a hoax, and of such little consequence in the grand scheme of things, that nobody cares. Which sort of sums up who Korff has become - an obvious "hoax" (i.e. a lie), inconsequential to anyone but himself and perhaps one or two deluded acolytes. Nobody really cares.
Like I've said before, it's just sad.
Paul, this Korff character is obviously delusional. I agree that it is sad to see a person sinking to such lowly depths. The guy definitely uses the past as is security blanket because the future for him looks rather bleak.
Poor Brad must be scared to death that El Kolon has trageted him. Not! Brad's probably laughing his ass off with everyone else over the latest from El Kolon. And just what grounds would the police have to investigate Brad? They obviously don't and Kal must be on the coo-coo list of every police department in the country by now.
Someone should start up a chat board for all us Korffers since this place seems to be on overload with no new postings.
Breaking News! Kal Korff is a punk. OK so maybe not so breaking......
You are vermin, "Colonel".
Interesting... Korff had responded to us once again. I talked with Horn last week and he told me the DVD project looked to be dead. Now Kolon makes his own news stating the project is back on.
FN
Dance, Korff puppet, dance!
>>> Dance, Korff puppet, dance!<<<
Yet another reason why I love this blog!
Korff = dunce
FN
There's another guy that is amazingly like El Colon in his obliviousness to his own image. Do a Youtube search for, "Gorgeous George" (not the wrestler) and his public access TV fiasco. Like Kernal Krumbcake he just doesn't seem to get it. Could be Kalvin's brother from another mother it's that bad...
Part 1:
>>>… said Kal Korff. "Several people who MAKE A POINT TO HATE others, and DELIBERATELY engage in intolerance and even advocate violence, are all exposed in here. While I have NOT 'enjoyed' putting myself out there to be a target of hatred during these past years, it was necessary to sniff out and bait these people — to rip off their masks so that they could be identified and exposed for being the way that they REALLY are. <<<
So, what Fuck Nut is saying here I guess is that he’s actually wasting more space, but now in this million part series, on RMII, F1, Kimball, etc.
People NOBODY outside of this blog and his web site know about or care about.
A publisher is actually going to waste paper and ink on printing shit maybe, 12 people care about?
Korff sniffed out the very same people who called his bullshit, bullshit, based on the material on his site; his non action, his threats and then from this very blog.
Good work dummy. You really pushed the envelope of investigative journalism there my Fat Fingered Fucking Friend.
Have you grown into that easy chair yet? Get it?
Jesus, this guy scraping the bottom.
>>> "In addition, those people who especially said that these books 'do not exist' of that this project was never real, are exposed in a special section near the end. <<<
First, we didn't care “what” existed, dummy. We knew that when we called all of this shit, shit: that you're telling lies, etc., that you would go ape shit, and you did, and continue to.
We baited you Korff, time and again and you gobbled it up and chased it with your Coke.
Bugs Bunny: “What a maroon.”
I called and e-mail Pro-suck-my ass Publishers and they won’t even comment anymore on Sir Kolon Nut Balls.
>>> They are held up for people to see as living, breathing examples of how NOT to be, and how NOT to behave, <<<
Korff: “Fuck you Bartus!”
Korff: "Rob McConnell got beat up by his wife... none of my business, just thought you'd like to know, I am a reported and you need to be protected from this information and man."
And by the fucking way Korff; what about all the material Rob called you out on you Fuck Nut?
You gonna stand up, like a man, and point by point, shoot him down on each and every one of his claims and statements about you?
A real man wouldn’t let some guy who allows his wife to beat the shit out of him and then passes photos of his messed up mug around the net to be posted willy nillie, like it’s some kind of prize or something to be proud of!
Come on Korff, stand up and be counted you fucking pussy! Take that Rob "Black-eye" McConnell... down!
Or are you just going to let them “facts” hang in the air and on the net, proving you out to be a HUGE ASS LIAR and childish Fantasiser, begging for Mommies attention and love?
>>> — the global public can learn from all of this, and I am very happy that my years-running experiment on testing and documenting how people act and behave, my 'Borating them' all of these years before there was even a 'Borat' is now coming to an end as has worked. <<<
Ha, ha, ha, ha! Right Kolon, right. You moving to CZ wasn’t about fighting terror or saving consumers, it was a huge bait and switch.
You think this thing is going to end? Fuck that brother!
As we have done and will continue to do, anything and everything you do will be watched, commented upon and flamed though out the net, for no other reason than we love the entertainment.
Now that’s entertainment Korff.
FN
One needs to be enrolled in an actual academic program to pursue actual academic goals, starting with an undergraduate degree at a real accredited university. Posted on the internet on their own, Kalvin's research papers are worthless as far as real earned credits go, and the suggestion that he would be qualified to pursue any kind of serious academic research in a legitimate manner is unconvincing. Maybe his mom & Kurtis are fooled by this higher education angle, but nobody else in the world would believe that Kalvin K. Korff has anything but a basic high school edumacation. Especially when they read some of his prose and see his colonel's wings pinned sideways on his Super Duper Service epaulets, like some kind of a slack-jawed 50 year old drooling shut-in retard playing Mr. Army Man.
Stealing valor from the Israelis: How low can you go?
Just to prove how little anyone really cares about Kal or his silly ass claims all one need do is check out compete.com.
RMIII's defunct UFO Watchdog site in July 2009 had over 4,000 visitors.
Michael Horn's website had over 4,000 visitors.
The Paracast had over 3,000 visitors.
Loren Coleman's site had over 11,000 visitors.
Figu.org had about 2,000 visitors.
Kal Korff's total? Barely 800. Laughable that a Bigfoot guy and a defunct UFO site along with some alien religious nuts are completely outgunning El Kolon! Hee hee!
Who in the fuck would waste a cent publishing anything plastered with El Kolon's bullshit? Nobody that's who!
Those visitor numbers are brutal and just the type of information Pro-suck-ny ass should know to help them NOT publish Kolon's fantasies.
FN
Does anyone actually believe that Prometheus is going to publish what likely will turn out to be a libel fest from Kal? Kal may think he is untouchable in Prague but Prometheus is not and I can assure you were they to publish a nasty tirade from Kal that at least 10 people I can think off hand would be lining up to sue their asses.
Great point. You're so right. Publish away Kalvin, publish away.
I like how Kalvin apparently favorited the video clip from "Jerry Maguire" (the only one of Kalvin's "favorites" that isn't one of his own: what a narcissist!!) featuring the famous "Show Me The Money!" line about the same time that the Kurtis Korff case entered its summary judgment phase. Then in the document pleading with the court to drop everything he claimed that the case was "never about money", a line he repeated several times in his own videos & web postings.
Usually when people say something is never about the money, it's almost surely about the money to the exclusion of all other concerns. And Kalvin's own cavalier selection of that video clip in particular -- out of the millions of video clips on YouTube -- almost proves that all along he was viewing the case as not just a potential cash cow but a DONE DEAL.
I wonder how long before he deletes it now that the case is done & the money is gone, forever.
Kal - where is the speech that you promised for today regarding the Michael Horn DVD?
When are the manuscripts for your 6-volume Secret Wars book series being sent to Prometheus for publication? You said it was to be done in November of 2004.
How long do we have to wait for you to do things you keep promising to do?
Digger
It's 15 minutes past midday here in Prague. And Kalvin has posted yet another bullshit video on YouTube.
...he posted it 10 minutes ago...
This is how low Korff has fallen - he's engaged in a profit-making venture with the group that he has spent the past twenty-plus years attacking, all in the name of peace, love and understanding, or whatever.
Shameful, Korff.
As for a debate, what about the one Paul Kimball challeneged you to, that he would have hosted in Canada between you and Kevin Randle? Or how about the radio debate you bailed on with Randle at the last minute?
Hypocrite. Liar.
So Kal is going to have his "producer" formulate questions for him and this Mike Horn character? Yeah gee whiz this sounds fair.
I watched that video just now and love the part where Kal says he and that Mike Horn guy are pals. But wait! Kal CONtradicts himself again in this special little love letter he wrote to that Mike Horn guy.
http://www.theyfly.com/newsflash93
KorffShort.htm
This letter is just hysterical and Kal starts to lose it. Here are a few little gems from that letter.
"Do NOT contact me again, Mikey.
Instead, START TELLING THE TRUTH.
UNTIL THEN, THERE IS NOTHING TO "DISCUSS" WITH YOU, AND WE CAN NEVER BE FRIENDS.
I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS WHO BELONG TO CULTS, AND PROMOTE CONSUMER FRAUD."
But Kal just said he and Mike Horn are friends! Looks like Kal has once again dropped his so called "even standards" so he could get this DVD project going and pocket some cash.
And catch this from this letter to Mike Horn from Kal. "go fuck yourself sideways, Mikey."
"But I WILL go public with this, Mikey. In the interests of PROTECTING AND WARNING CONSUMERS ABOUT YOU! THEY NEED PROTECTION FROM PREDATORS LIKE YOU, MIKEY."
"YOU ARE A FRAUD, MIKEY, THE ONLY WAY "OUT" FOR YOU IS TO ADMIT THE MEIER CASE IS A HOAX AND TO STOP COMMITTING CONSUMER FRAUD. UNTIL THAT HAPPENS, MY ADJUTANT HAS A MANDATE FROM OUR BACKERS AND FINANCIAL SPONSORS TO NAIL YOU."
sure a lot of hate in all that that for a guy who claims hatred is a big problem. nice work again on contradicting yourself again Kal and showing the you less than 40 viewers what a hypocrite you truly are.
Kal Korff is a coward who has dodged Kevin Randle twice now. None of the people Kal challenged will have anything to do with him because they all know what a low life piece of shit Kal is.
Kal has no honor and nobody wants to deal with a shameless mouthy self promoter living in a fantasy world like Kal.
And great point about Kal now working in league with the very group he called a dangerous cult. The Billy Meier people are a bunch of hippie idiots whoa re about as dangerous as a blade of grass. But don't tell Kal that.
Can you imagine Kal running around in camouflage during the night out of fear that the hordes of dazed cult followers in the Meier compound would pour out with an arsenal of deadly guns and kill him? LMFAO!!
yeah the Meier people are nutty but Kal has to make them out to be evil and dangerous so he can shwo the world how much he places himself in peril to expose them all! Kal is like one of those snake charmers you see in Egypt where the tourists get sucked in by a guy who has a cobra wit no fangs. It looks deadly but the fact is the cobra can open its mouth really wide but has no bite.
I'm sure Kurtis will enjoy watching this DVD while he rots in jail waiting out his sentence after his brother stuck his big mouth into a simple wrongful shooting lawsuit, and managed to lose it. Kurtis will no doubt be so fascinated by Kal's debate with the Billy Meier pothead that he'll never even think about the three stinking million dollars that got away.
Dear World,
I would have thought that an officer in the Super Duper Secret Services would have his spies everywhere and would know by not that Randle was promoted to lieutenant colonel months ago.
Developing...
So, some insight into what I've been up to.
A week or so ago, I started contacting people who were subscribed to Kal's youtube channel. (No, I don't mind Kal knowing this fact). I skipped users who I figured were us.
I tell them I'm fascinated by people actually interested in Kal. I ask how and why. I want to know more about his "base."
Surprisingly to me, people responded.
I'm learning, a lot of people are just curious, subscribing haphazardly to something that interests them with little motivation to unsubscribe once the satisfy their curiosity.
Until now.
In general, people wrote back with:
"I don't know...he's strange."
Or "he confuses me..."
Or "I subscribed to Kal Korfs channel because I didn´t undestand his videos and I wanted to find out more."
But the best response: people are unsubscribing.
Yeah, his numbers are fewer now.
And I figure if I do this again (and if others, too), then more of his friends/subscribers are likely to drop from his channel rather than risk hearing from me again.
I just had to share that. :-)
KIAI - have you stopped tending this blog? Are you not going to make any new postings?
Say it ain't so. If if it is so, then say so too. I gotta know, one way or the other...
Hey, not to toot my own horn here, but I thought the "Kal Is An Idiot" picture thing was a good idea.
I really expected at least 2 or 3 folks to submit pictures.
http://kultofkal.blogspot.com/2009/07/where-in-world-is-kal-idiot.html
No takers? Use an anonymous e-mail service, but just do it.
Kalvin, as the esteemed Mr Kimball recently pointed out, no-one gives a flying one about the Billy Maeir cult, because it is obvious that it is a crock of nonsense --- we don't need any investigation on your part to assure ourselves of that obvious fact.
So why would anyone fork out so much as a penny to watch you and what's his name have at it? It'd be like paying to watch two bald men fighting over a comb.
No - not even the prospect of my hard-earned money going to help a group of Czechs teach English to the descendents of the Aztecs would persuade me to open my wallet.
You madman. You are wired to the moon.
Just tried to send Kowardly Kal a message via YouTube. Here's the message I got:
"User secretxwars has enabled friend lock. You will not be able to send messages to them unless they add you as a friend."
And as noted by a previous user, he has blocked all email addresses of those who have sent him less-than-fan-mail in the past. This means that every time I want to communicate with the fat fraud, I have to create a new email account.
Kult of Kal, I've been meaning to make a Kal Is An Idiot pic but keep forgetting to bring the paper out with me, I'll make a point to do so. I also like your idea about communicating with Kalvin's subscribers and find the responses you report to be right on the money. YouTube is where people look to see videos of people making farting noises at urban council meetings, post videos of their cats doing bizarre things, show off their skills at picking locks, or watch old music videos they missed on MTV 20 years ago.
We do NOT use it as a platform of distribution of vital information, other than how kids in middle school can pick each others locker padlocks with a piece of a Coke can. So Kalvin is up there with the iFart clips, state senate members playing solitaire during chamber meetings, stupid pet tricks and old Ozzy videos looking like a complete horse's ass & expecting everybody to take him super duper seriously.
The problem is that Kalvin's personality disorder (narcissistic or borderline, take your pick) prohibits him from seeing himself as how the rest of the world sees him. As an odd, disturbing person prone to saying the most ridiculous things imaginable. And people wonder how he got on FOX as a UFO specialist.
From Korff’s latest video:
Korff, “I changeling any of the bozo’s out there to act in an honorable way…”
Korff, “Fuck you Bartu!”
I notice that the new inflection in Korff’s speaking patterns has become very annoying. I’m speaking about the stronger infliction he puts on his “emphasis” works. Like the word “lie” and such. Also, to help make his emphasis even more pronounced Korff’s looks away from the lens and tightens up his face, much like when you smell a fart.
Nice work dummy.
FN
(off topic question for F1-Racer:)
WTF?...F1 sounds like a career field for Kal! :
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/78668
Who's gonna buy this goofy DVD set of two nutcases debating a meaningless subject? MAYBE El Kolon could have sold a couple when Billy Mier was somewhat in the public eye a decade or two ago. Now, it's like, who's Kal Korff? Who's Billy Mier? Who's Michael Horn? WHO CARES? "It's sure to be an overwhelming commercial success." He's gonna be lucky to get the price of the Costco 50-pack DVD blanks recouped.
Funny how El Kolon leaves his high stated principles at the door when he thinks there's a buck to be made. This guy has to weave lies around fantasies just to keep his story straight!
C'mon, KIAI - either post something new or hand over command for a while to someone else...
Cool Squonk - I'm counting on you for a pic. But I can relate to forgeting to take the picture. I've been in six countries since posting the request and didn't think once about it. Of course, I was with friends, too, at the time and it would have been strange explaining what the hell I'm up to.
That brings up something I've wondered about ... how anonymous are you with this stuff with friends, coworkers, even family?
Take for example, Paul Kimball. When Paul and I met here in Prague, his lovely Holly Stevens was obviously aware of Kal but not so caught up into it as say, we are. What about your folks, your spouse/significant other or friends? Do you talk about this alter-"hate" life we all share?
My answer- no. My wife knows only from seeing links in Bookmarks that I pay attention to it. But does she know I have made these videos? No. And I'm not sure I'd want her to know I'm this into it. I'm sort of ashamed to be wasting my life away, even to this small degree, on KKK. Any body relate to that?
Anon here -
Squonk, I'm voting for narcisism, but borderline is also up for grabs.
Kult of Kal, I can relate to what you are saying. Keep up those great found YouTube collages.
Re K of K:
My wife once almost vomited on our computer after I briefly subjected her to an excerpt from a typically meaningless, sneering, lip-smacking, hate-filled Kernal Kolon YouTube diatribe.
"Oh come on - you're not watching that ugly čurák (Czech for 'dick') again are you?!" :D
kalvin korFf =
1) a TOTAL loser
2) a two-bit liar & con-man
3) a fundamentalist freakazoid
4) a deluded psycho
(nothing new I know..!)
HB
(-Against Korf since his utterly repugnant Metropolitni Expres masquerade days. What a prick..)
FN here,
My wife knows nothing of Kolon. I do have a few friends into fringe topics so they know about him and my interest but, for the most part, they have no idea and those who do know can't understand why I keep after it, and Kolon.
Their lose.
FN
Hey Kolon,
Where's that new gig writing for some kind of newspaper?
So who cares about Kal K. Korff?
Not his father, his brother Kurtis, nor his sister Kyra. His mother, maybe?
Certainly not his 'Dear World'.
My only interest is, as Stan Friedman put it, 'he IS amusing'.
So I guess I'll keep watching the antics of a mentally deranged psychopathic delusional fantastical extrovert as long as he wishes to 'expose' those traits of his to the public.
Digger
Breaking news!
Dear World:
I am deeply humbled to present this recent announcement from Paul KImball:
"I'll be appearing weekly on the X-Zone to discuss ghosts, UFOs, and all sorts of other paranormal stuff starting next Monday, Midnight to 1 am EST / 1 am to 2 am AST. Same night, every week."
How does that grab you Kal?
Hurts, doesn't it?
Kult Of Kal: I realized why it's so hard to remember to make the KKIA picture, which you touch on in your own post -- when we walk away from these machines we have LIVES that do not have room for Kidon Unit Cmdr. Kalvin K. Korff and the Super Duper Services. It is only while in our idle moments of silliness that we can even begin to approach the issue of some guy who insists he "solved" the JFK assassination riddle at the age of 12. I've told a few friends/colleagues about Kalvin's entertaining antics, usually after about beer number four when we're getting into the bullshitting stage of the evening, and one of my buddies confirmed that yes the colonel's eagles are sideways in the Kidon Unit videos. But most of them have forgotten his name by the time the next round arrives. My lady friend refers to him as "KKK" and we've laughed at some of his videos together but she really doesn't care about such idiocy.
Speaking of which, only a seething, self-absorbed and compulsivly masturbatory narcissist would actually favorite their own videos on YouTube. (Even after almost three years of using the service Kalvin has obviously still never heard of YouTube's PLAYLIST option by which one can compile entire hours of whatever they like shown in the order they select: Not exactly the computer wiz after all, ehh?) Think of how many videos are on YouTube, and indeed look at Kalvin's own "Videos Watched" count. Out of ALL that content, he prefers the sound of his own voice (he even gives himself an opening round of applause now: how revealing!), the sight of his own face, and the amateurishly hackneyed technical work on his own videos.
Do any of Kalvin's "episodes" not have some sort of embarrassingly elementary audio anomaly, single channel sound only, premature wipe or borked edit, jerkwad picture composition or other bizarre feature that only works to highlight how ineptly they are made? Kids posting videos of themselves picking locks are more professional than Kalvin's garbage. Is Martina -- if she's real, that is -- aware that he is representing them as HER work, and that it doesn't reflect favorably on her talents? She should stick to the supermodeling, she can't edit shit & always fucks up the audio. ALWAYS! No wonder she can't get a real job in the media industry & had to hitch her fame to a complete loser like Kalvin K. Korff. Word of advice to Ms. Tycova, if you actually exist: DITCH THE FREAK FROM AMERICA! Let the guy go back home and live with his mom where he belongs -- what do you care anyway?
Nobody's ever even heard of you, my dear, which isn't easy considering that even Barney The Shelter Dog who helps pets find good homes on our local community access channel even has a fucking website. If you really are an aspiring TV producer or journalist or whatever, you need to ditch Kal Korff and get yourself some actual exposure or work that will amount to something more than stupid YouTube videos by a hysterical fringe idiot cyberstalker suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Heck you're even hot enough to do porn if they brown-bag it, what are you wasting time with this pinhead for? Or do you just think he looks cute in his make believe SAPSTOE uniform with the duck hunting shirt, colonel's eagles pinned on sideways & the fake Interpol badge? You're either being scammed by the Professor over there or are as dumb as a sack of hammers.
Martina is either a contrivance Kalvin uses to manipulate his audience or she is walking proof positive that there really is a sucker born every minute. Nobody's as seemingly stupid, inept or desperate for a break as Kalvin has portrayed her as.
Fabulous post, Sqonk - as always.
KIAI if you've given up on this blog, how about handing over the reins to Squonkamatic?
I think I posted a few months ago that my wife thought I was having an affair - or at least surfing cyberporn. When I proved to her the sad, banal truth - that I was merely indulging in my daily Korffing - she stopped being worried and upset. Instead, she is totally bemused.
Maybe Kalvin's hitmen have found and eliminated KIAI?
I wonder how KKKal will "involve" himself in the Obama decision to scrap the missile defense system in Czech and Poland?
F1 Racer
aka Francis Underwood
still waitin for the cops
Well, there's no doubt that the "Colonel" considers himself an expert on missile defence. I refer you to my post on expats.cz almost two years ago:
http://www.expats.cz/prague/printthread.php?t=139631&page=67&pp=10
And yes, I did check with the BBC's man in Prague and yes he did deny all knowledge of any such BBC initiative...
There's more on missile defence a couple of pages further on on that expats.cz string (last posting at the bottom): http://www.expats.cz/prague/printthread.php?t=139631&page=68&pp=10
You are a sick, sick individual, Korff. You need serious meds. You crazy sonofabitch.
BREAKING NEWS:
Colonel Korff is photographed auditioning new camouflage SAPSTOE-carwash-mop uniform!!!!!
http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/-1,091709escapeg.photogallery?index=9
This is to squelch complaints about incorrect placement of Colonel's rank insignia.
This is what a REAL filmmaker does, and the kinds of people he hangs out with.
http://redstarfilms.blogspot.com/2009/09/ghost-cases-at-2009-atlantic-film.html
Poor Korff.
So there's Paul, doing what he does best, with his great looking and very smart co-host... very nice clip.
Then I look down and to the left on Paul's blog and I see this:
"Paul Kimball bi-monthly in Alien Worlds?
So I think to myself, "Self, what the fuck is wrong with kalvin K. Korff?"
FN
Brit: Many kind cheers for your propz & suggestion. I'm not sure it would work though for the simple reason that I absolutely refuse to visit El Kolon's ridiculous little websites anymore. Whoever would be conducting this blog would need to stay on top of Kalvin's activities. I don't want the nanobots getting into my computar from Kalvin's servers, not that I think he's smart enough to have infected his websites with spywares but others probably have & not necessarily with his collusion. That's Visit At Your Own Risk websurfing and I won't do it.
Kal Korff Loses to DEFUNCT Website!
by Public Relations
Today, here, and now!
According to newly obtained statistics released today, a website that has been defunct for YEARS now is beating the living daylights out a website Kal K. Korff runs and boasts as having earned "millions" of hits.
The UFO watchdog.com website in March 2009 alone had 7,335 unique visitors to its website, while Kal Korff's own website (kalkorff.com) had a meager 982 unique visitors in spite of Korff often updating the website with his usual maniacal tirades and threats directed at those who have EXPOSED Korff as a lone nut.
In a desperate attempt to up the traffic to his website, Korff has done everything from manipulating keyword search engines and posting popular You Tube.com clips to his site.
What sadder statement could be made than having your updated website getting its ass kicked by an out of date HTML mess of a website.
Developing....OK, not really developing because no one really give s a shit about Kal K. Korff.
Hahah ... it's funny cos its true.
Listen up Korff – Edited for spite and brevity:
John Maddox, longtime Nature Editor and CSI Fellow Dies.
He was a steadfast defender of good science and clear scientific communication and an equally strong opponent of scientific misconduct and pseudoscience.
He taught theoretical physics at the University of Manchester.
Upon his retirement, Maddox was knighted and named an honorary fellow of the Royal Society.
Maddox was a lifetime advocate of clear and pungent scientific exposition, the lack of which among scientists continually frustrated him.
Now this is the best part. Listen up Korff, this is YOU
“It used to seem that Natures contributors wrote clearly, but no longer.” He complained in his valedictory article. Yes, science has become more intricate “but not so much as to justify the obscurity of scientific texts.... The obscurity of the literature now is so marked that one can only believe it to be deliberate. Do people hide their meaning from insecurity, for fear of being found out, or, in the belief that they have to say is important, to hide the meaning from people?”
Not an exact fit but, this gentlemen’s pedigree so outshines Kolon’s it’s not only, not funny, but very sad that Kolon’s mere existence in some ways besmirch this guy’s life’s work.
Think about it... Guys like this do it the right way and they put in the time getting educated and having the paper(s) PEER REVIEWED to achieve their accolades. Kolon writes shit for a shit publisher.
The only saving grace here is that Kolon is a side bar, side show freak at best, and Kolon has self regulated himself into an early dismissal by everyone but the most loony tunes of the fringe bunch.
Hey Kolon, you see my favorite shit bird, this gentlemen’s life and work is the only example you need to read to see that you’ll never, ever, get anything more than a high school degree and a grade school science fair ribbon.
It takes YEARS of solid work and debate while showing respect for differing opinions and to not belittle or otherwise put them down.
In short, he’s an educated, professional, adult.
Something you’ll never be.
FN
Not to promote the show, but did you notice who's on the X-zone radio show tonight? Further, guess who's on tomorrow night?
Kal, be sure and tune in...
Kal Korff should be drafted to solve one of the greatest mysteries of our time, WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
Kal K. Korff couldn't solve "Where's Waldo?" let alone anything else. 200+ IQ my ass. I'd ask Kal for proof of his claims but we all know that he'll just make excuses. Why? In order to prove a positive you must have such proof first, hence Kal's problem.
And now where does Kal have to go? Coast To Coast AM is a no go for Kal after Art Bell spanked his ass on the air for millions of listeners to hear Kal kiss Art's ass and apologize.
Jeff Rense won't let Kal on the air but will give voice to every other nut out there.
Rob McConnell has replaced Kal with Kal's own arch nemesis, Paul Kimball.
Laura Lee won;t go near Kal's crazy shit either.
All Kal has now is his pathetic website and his whole, what, 15 or 20 viewers on a good day?
Here's a term Kal might want to get familiar with: washed up.
Did anyone listen to the X-Zone tonight? If not, catch the re-feed or listen on ITunes - Paul Kimball made his debut as a weekly regular on the X-Zone by sounding rational, reasonable, and sane... and then handed Kal his ass without once mentioning Kal by name. You'll knoe exactly what I mean when you hear it. Classic!!!
Kimball is my new hero.
Apologise for what you did to Mr Sedlacek, Korff. Apologise publicly. Then I, for one, will leave you alone.
Publicly apologize to everyone you've tried to smear Kal. I know that is a long list but if you get started now you might be done by Christmas.
Kal has never kept his word about publicly apologizing to Kevin Randle.
And I think it is great that Paul Kimball now has Kal's "precious" spot on the XZone!
"KalIsrael" ???!!
He can't even tell the truth about his own name.
A piece of slug dung.
El Kolon has diarrhea of the mouth and keyboard again. El Kolon writes "As I conclude in the book, the will to believe (even if something does NOT exist or is NOT true) is so strong in some people, that it produces an automatic will to deceive, and then harm people if not stopped."
Really? Oh you mean like someone lying about being a ranking officer in an organization that DOES NOT engage in any official activities and the sole member who is a loony shit bird who left his home country in hopes of gaining fame and fortune by trying to deceive a lot of Czech citizens into believing his bullshit when he finally realized how much of a loser he truly is?
El Kolon should take a look in the mirror sometime if he wants to see hatred and intolerance up close.
Glad to hear that hard working and law abiding tax payers have paid for your FELON brother's new grill. You should be just so proud of that El Kolon. Not to mention the money spent on his defense that belonged to the tax payers. It must feel great knowing that money that might have gone for education or truly deserved public assistance instead has gone to a felon's new set of teeth.
And this video "shooting" up to number 5? Yeah. with those whole 151 views this must be a true mega hit by El Kolon's standards. Give me a break.
Does El Kolon seriously not think that everyone from this sheriff to the ufo people is not laughing at him? El Kolon must be the ass end of an endless stream of jokes and I can imagine these people in an office going about their daily lives hanging out at the water cooler pissing themselves from laughing so hard at El Kolon. No one is taking El Kolon minutely serious.
Get a job. Get some help. take some medication. Go back to school. Take a walk and breathe deep. Lose your virginity. Take a shower. Stop acting like a crazy fuck. Do what you have to do El Kolon to get whatever it is that slid up your ass dislodged you crazy fuck. Try living in reality for a change. You might be pleasantly surprised at what having normal interaction with people in the real world will do to you instead of living out this sad overplayed fantasy you keep rolling around in while foaming at the mouth.
new post from criticalthinkers.org regarding Korffers -- pushing the "Hater" widget on my X-Zone Ipod now! Activating Squonkomatic!
Korff also made a point to take a swipe at his "kritics" — "As usual, they said that none of this was true, which was always and only a LIE. None of them were involved, yet they talked as if they were 'experts' and knew everything. Not only are these bozos mentioned in the book and exposed, but when everyone hears these excerpts from ALL SIX BOOKS next week, the next time any of these haters open their mouths and talk more bullshit, others who always knew better can deservedly say 'We told you so, you refused to listen and never had any evidence that it was NOT real.' As I conclude in the book, the will to believe (even if something does NOT exist or is NOT true) is so strong in some people, that it produces an automatic will to deceive, and then harm people if not stopped. In extreme forms, it leads to murder and genocide."
"I predict not a single one of these self-righteous 'kritics' will apologize, and we will print the names of those who both do and refuse to do so, and were wrong. They're going to be upset and angry, but these are already upset and angry and irrational people anyway. The more you ignore them, the more impatient they become, the more desperate they act, which means that when the time is right, at a time and place of our choosing, not theirs — they can and ARE being exposed. It is only fitting that they get exposed for being haters in the very books they refused to admit exist. It's poetic justice and couldn't happen to a nicer group of intolerant, hate-filled advocates of violence."
Developing....
Just who has El Kolon "exposed" and where? This is why el Kolon will remain the butt of many jokes.
There is no six volume book coming out from any legitimate publisher. El Kolon actually believes that if he can self promote enough that somehow he will be able to slide into a publishing deal.
El Kolon claimed that some European media outlet was publishing stuff about Don Ecker. Of course El Kolon did not produce any proof of this because it never happened.
No one would ever believe that the media in Europe would suddenly start taking an interest in a bunch of ufo people simply because el Kolon got called for being the fruit isle he is. This is just beyond preposterous.
El Kolon claims "the media" in Prague caught on to his supposed counter terrorism activities. Remember this? What El Kolon doesn't tell you is that "the media" reporting on this was him writing a story about his wild claims in his own Metropolitini article!
You're a fucking fruitcake El Kolon and no real publisher would ever risk their reputation, time, money, or future litigation publishing a book written by your sorry burn out ass.
For a guy with a 500 book mega deal el Kolon is sure having a hard time getting one book published. LOL LOL LOL hear that El Kolon? That's the world not laughing with you but at you.
A cobbled together manuscript with an overabundance of ALL CAPS and babbling certainly exists but that does not make it a book.
Come on El Kolon! Expose me! I'll even toss you a softball here with my new screen name for you, which I can only foresee a bunch of predictable bad puns coming from you. So who am I? what do I do for a living? Where do I live?
I'm sure you will dazzle us all by providing this information that you certainly will obtain from your secure Israeli servers by accessing the massive Super Doobie Secret services database.
LOL LOL LOL LOL Again the world not laughing with you.
Here is yet another comment on the Kal Korff Is An Idiot blog, by popular request. This is comment 317 in this thread.
Here posters document and exposes the claims of "analyst", "author", "researcher", "colonel", "SAPSTOE" and all around idiot Kal K. Korff who amazingly "claims" to have a 500 book deal and who also "claims" to be involved in counter terrorism. This series of part of the Common Sense Universe family of programs, designed to protect consumers from the claims of Kal K. Korff. Kal says he is a "credible" researcher and tells the "truth." You be the judge.
Throughout this blistering blog, we PROVE OVER AND OVER AGAIN that Kal K. Korff both LIES and EXAGGERATES the "facts" where 99% of his claims are concerned.
Korff lied when he said his book was getting shipped to a publisher and in fact has lied about it so many times we've all lost count - Kal Korff is rightfully to task over the FACT that Korff has NEVER had this book published and he further LIED when he promised to show a video of it being shipped to the publisher.
Korff is either lying or incompetent — many argue and agree that it is both.
Notice that neither Paul Kimball, Kevin Randle, Royce Myers III nor David Biedny ever bother to take a word Korff says seriously. Instead, these gentlemen treat Korff for the bona fide fool he is, even though Korff continues to DECEIVE the public when he claims that he is both truthful and credible where it concerns anything.
I'm lobbying for a change.
I love this KIAI blog, but now I'm tired of having to wade through hundreds of comments (& clicking on "Newest") just to see what the last 2-3 comments were. We're slowing down and it will die without some big change.
My #1 preference would be me, Squonk, Brit-in-Prague, Brad and some others do some rotation posting on this blog. I guess that ain't going to happen.
Until KIAI returns, I say we relocate to kultofkal.blogspot.com
We continue commenting on posts, just on KoK instead of KIAI. Later. I'm off to post something.
Kurtis Korff Gets New Set of Teeth from State of Oregon - FREE! PDF Print E-mail
News - Latest
Written by Public Relations
Thursday, 24 September 2009 10:08
Kurtis Korff, who was shot in the head by Oregon police, which caused the bullet they fired to be deflected and lodge in his jaw, is being refitted with a new set of teeth, at NO COST to himself.
Instead, the State of Oregon is paying for it, — as part of a "quiet understanding" concerning the settlement which was reached in the wrongful shooting of Korff by Oregon deputies, in exchange for the release of two EU citizens, nanotechnology samples supplied by Colonel Kal Korff, and promises by officials to investigate claims of legal and ethical violations by attorneys and law enforcement officials.
Soon, both the Oregon State Bar and investigators in Washington DC will begin their inquiries and rule accordingly. CriticalThinkers will report the results of these findings, regardless of their respective and inevitable outcomes.
Last Updated on Thursday, 24 September 2009 10:19
>>> CriticalThinkers will report the results of these findings, regardless of their respective and inevitable outcomes. <<<
Fuck you El Kolon
>>> CriticalThinkers will report the results of these findings, regardless of their respective and inevitable outcomes. <<<
Here's is El Kolon caught in ANOTHER LIE. El Kolon has yet to admit to the public that his brother was FOUND GUILTY of trying to mow down some cops with a car and was also GUILTY of being a CONVICTED FELON in possession of a weapon. These are FACTS that El Kolon CONveniently neglects to mention.
Or maybe in the deluded world of El Kolon people just get tossed in prison for no reason.
Someone please start a message board so we can continue these nelightening conversations and keep exposing Kal!
While at the doctor's office, I saw a little guy get 'shot' by a nurse. To stop his crying, she gave him a big red lollipop, FREE, and and NO COST to himself.
Exciting news isn't it?
Digger
Kal Korff caught on film!!!
http://tinyurl.com/nanddy
kultofkal.blogspot.com
From Kal's site:
As Albert Einstein once said, "Evil succeeds only when 'good' FAILS to do its job."
Uh, Kal, that isn't what Einstein said. It was actually this, "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing."
Kal, I know how hard it is for you to get facts straight so I've given you a chance here to go back into your website template to correct yet another one of your many, many, many mistakes.
BREAKING NEWS! Kal Korff Heads to Serbia, Russia and Turkey for Tour, Lectures and Video Production Duties
News - Latest
Written by Public Relations
Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:00
BREAKING NEWS! — Kal Korff has left for Eastern Europe and Asia for a series of assignments, to take in some "sites" as a tourist and to broadcast excerpts from his upcoming six book series, Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots starting as early as next week.
Although Korff will be mobile and is traveling with friends and professional colleagues, he will also be very busy in production and is scheduled to give several lectures.
Update next week on Kal Korff
yawn
zzzzzzzzzz
TRANSLATION: Kal Korff is short on his internet bill for the month and will only be able to make online updates from various Kinko's and net cafe locations around Prague where he can pay in cash. Upon needing to explain this disruption in Kal's usual ability to stalk and harass people 24/7 from his shabby studio apartment, Colonel Korff remarked to himself "Tell them you're going to Eastern Europe, where I already reside, and Asia, and that it's for a lecture tour that will also include video production in various locations that just by coincidence look just like the inside of this apartment. We will just tell them that black curtain goes everywhere with me, just like my Israeli and American flags."
Kal could not reach himself for further comment at this time.
Looks like this blog is dieing a slow death. Reminds me of Kal.
I think I'll take my interests elsewhere.
Digger
"Looks like this blog is dieing a slow death. Reminds me of Kal.
I think I'll take my interests elsewhere."
---no, Kult of Kal (kultofkal.blogspot.com) has expanded his operations....
Kal, no one is requesting your post videos about Kevin Randle other than you. This blog and others have EXPOSED you Kal for the petty drifter you are. This video received a meager 230 views and mainly from repeat viewing by the same people. Kal you need to get a clue that the jig was up a long time ago for you and that everyone knows what a loser and nut job you are.
" KIAI said...
I will leave the blog up and might post occasionally. Someone who is more computer proficient than I might even start one of those chat boards.
Everyone has a right to whine and that includes the whiners.
July 27, 2009"
...so there you have it. KIAI is not dead ... just sleeping. Meantime, KultofKal is still going strong....
God damn you to hell, Korff.
Korff Wannabe?????? :
"In addition to being the corporation’s agent for service of process, a Mr. Michael Hilton is the self-designated “Captain” of the APF." "Based on the above information, it seems that the websites are designed to create a much larger presence for American Police Force than actually exists."
http://mikeyounglaw.com/wp/2009/09/29/american-police-force-internet-scam/
KIAI,
PLEASE come back soon! Don't abandon us! Don't let El Kolon off the hook this easy. El Kolon needs to be held accountable for his reprehensible acts! PLEASE help protect consumers from the claims of Kal K. Korff!!
Korffers are here now:
kultofkal.blogspot.com
KIDON UNIT COMMANDER WOOHOO, I'M SCARED KAL REAL SCARED. DON'T SEND YOUR SAPSTOE ASSASSINS AFTER ME PLZE!!
D:
YAY!!!
;D
I would never miss Worlds Away since it is set to PREMIERE soon and EXPOSE Kal for the lunatic clown he is. Due to circumstances beyond my control that some might call a real life, and that certainly is something Kernal KKK might consider trying to have for once, have kept me from here. My return is imminent and so is the demise of YS3!!!!!!!!!
KIAI,
I to have been side lined by life.
We 'all" will be back at it.
When will the film be released?
FN
KKIAI,
I am beginning to think you are also the "...sad little freak." This blog used to be grand entertainment, as well as justice to UFO/Bigfoot supporters. I am no longer afraid of KKK after I started following this blog. Now I see him as all bullshit.
Now you have quit? Instead of "more of the same", have other writers keep the world up to date as to the mischief of this Korff. This blog could evolve way beyond KKK to really be a watchdog for internet scams.
....now it will be easier than ever for Herr Doktor Professor Korff to Win the Nobel Peace Prize!!!!!
Kal wonders why this sheriff Gilbertsen won;t sue him??? LMFAO!!
Is it because Kal has NO money?
Is it because Kal is a dizzy little nut and no sane person would ever waste their time suing him?
Is it because Kal has made himself into the ass end of countless jokes?
I think it is all that and the fact that no one gives a shit about the 5 or 6 people looking at your website. 167 views of this laughable video about Gilbertsen and you call that popular??
I just laugh my ass off at watching Kal tripping over his shoe laces as he takes his "best shot" at his sworn enemies while they all sit back laughing and occasionally shake their heads wondering how an inept like Kal remembers how to even breathe. LOL!!! LOL!!!!
After Oregon taxpayers had to foot the bill for Kal's dirtball brother's defense at least it is good to see that the Josephine County Sheriff's Department received a nice grant to put more cops on the streets to keep dirtbag criminals like Kurtis Korff from committing any further crimes or arresting him again should he choose to try to run another cop over with a car.
JCSO awarded grant funding
Four additional officers will be added to Josephine County Sheriff’s Office (JCSO), as a result of $689,000 coming from the federal Edward Byrne Memorial State and Local Law Enforcement Assistance Grant Program.
Sue Watkins, JCSO business manager, announced the competitive grant awards in a Wednesday, Sept. 23 e-mail to county officials.
Watkins wrote that JCSO was awarded two of the three grants for which it applied. One is a two-year, $286,000 grant to hire a crime analyst, and a dispatcher.
We want to hear from you
JCSO was the only agency in Oregon to receive that grant, Watkins wrote.
JCSO will also receive a $403,000 grant to fund a corrections deputy with drug-and-alcohol counseling duties, and a corrections analyst, according to Watkins.
Only three other agencies in the state received that particular grant, Watkins wrote: the city of Toledo, Columbia County, and the Oregon Dept. of Justice.
JCSO did not receive a grant for a volunteer-and-training coordinator, Watkins wrote. And it still is waiting to hear whether it will receive funds from the second round of U.S. Dept. of Justice Community Oriented Policing Services grants.
Anyone recall Kal's pathetic claims of having evidence of ghosts where Kal went so far as to say a picture showed ectoplasm? Well I just found this documentary on hulu.com about ghosts that show the same cemetary stuff Kal was claiming was a genuine ghost.
http://tinyurl.com/yhs6kxx
Kal "Ghost Believer" Korff
You lie and lie and lie and lie and lie, "Colonel".
And then you lie some more.
You are vermin.
Good news! The Exposing Online Predators and Cyberpaths blog has re-added KALVIN KORFF to their list of Victims of Cyberpaths & Predators Speak Out testimonials.
Perhaps someone should provide them with a picture of Kalvin in his little SAPSTOE trick-or-treat costume with the colonel's eagles pinned on sideways. Still one of the internet's biggest laughs -- keep them coming, El Kolon!
http://cyberpaths.blogspot.com/
I see that Kal "Mr.Hate" Korff still hasn't come up with any original material in nearly 20 years. How about a new blog post here?
Kalvin,
In the opening titles to one of your recent rantfests, you wrote "No-one is 'disposable'".
Actually, "Colonel", I beg to differ. You are for one. And so is your dirtbag brother. There - that's two disposable pieces of dung I've managed to come up with without hardly thinking!
It's hilarious how he fictitiously interviews himself. What a tool!!!
I don;t think Kal interviewing himself is weird at all, because isn;t that what most crazy people do?
So Kal why did your brother lose his criminal and civil case? Didn't you, Kal, claim to provide over half his defense? No wonder he lost. I thought this was all in the bag and people were being exposed and investigations were going to happen and heads were going to roll and yap yap yap on goes the Kal K. Korff flap trap. There is only one established fact on record here Kal and it is that your brother was found GUILTY of trying to run over a cop and of being a previously convicted felon in possession of a weapon. End of story. Period. So to sum this all up both cops involved in this are still employed, your brother got tossed in prison, the district attorney still has a job and so does the sheriff, the lawsuit is gone because your lawyer dumped the case after finding out what a nut you are, and you get no money from it. About sums it up. I really feel sorry for your family Kal. I really do. The whole thing is sad. I do not feel sorry for you Kal. I used to but don't anymore. To watch you toss this whole thing with your own family around to promote your own hateful views is inexcusable.
>>> yap yap yap on goes the Kal K. Korff flap trap. <<<
That post, the whole damn thing, is a thing of beauty!
FN
Is Kal so desperate for people to visit his shitty website that he has to post all those popular youtube clips? I see Kal is now trying to gain attention with the health care issue in the United States. The on thing I have observed about poor dumb Kal is that he is so unoriginal that he has to try to jump on popular topics to get attention. Kal was all Kennedy's assassination at the height of it. Kal leaped into bed with UFOs at the height of that topic's popularity. then it was on to Bigfoot. Next it was ghosts. Kal amused us all with laughter by trying to pass himself off as some sort of terrorism expert. Kal was jerking everyone off with his nanobot bullshit. Next it was corrupt cops and we all know how badly that backfired in Kal's face. And now here is Kal jumping into the hot topic of health care trying to desperately ferret out any bit of attention for himself. Kal even tried to con us all into thinking he was launching a health care and clothing line under Martina's name. I would tell Kal to try and be a trend setter instead of a trend parasite but I know Kal has not one bone of originality in his slithering skeleton.
"Colonel Kal K. Korff, a former Senior Systems Analyst, Level III, at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory on the original “Star Wars” program....."
Kal Korff no more worked on the Star Wars program than the guy from "Where's Waldo?" worked on at NASA. LLNL does not hire idiots, therefor Kal could never have worked directly for LLNL. Kal most certainly DID NOT worked on the Star Wars Program. Complete bullshit.
The thing to do is ask Kal to provide irrefutable proof, but we all know what happens when Kal is asked to provide proof. Nothing.
I want to hurt you, Korff. I want to hurt you so bad.
"Although Anne Pressly was a friend of ours, our opinion about this case is NOT influenced one way or another."
---How dare you insinute yourself into this tragedy, "Colonel"? Just like you did with Neda (the young women killed in the Teheran demonstrations); Jade Goody (the young reality tv "star" of British "Big Brother" who died of cervical cancer; and "Baby P", the British toddler who died at the hands of his warped parents...?
You are depraved, Korff. You have no moral compass and no conscience whatsoever. You are utter scum - complete vermin. God damn you to hell. May you die slowly, in agony.
KAL KORFF IS THIEF AND CHEATER
http://www.slabosi.cz/2009/10/kal-korff-is-thief-and-cheater.html
Please tell us more about what you know, there are others looking in here specifically for accounts of Kalvin Korff's abuse and predatory misuse of other peoples. The alleged trashing of the apartment is of particular interest -- I had always suspected that the "terrorist threat" that forced Kalvin to welch out on the X-Zone Radio debate with Kevin Randle last fall was actually Kalvin being evicted from his apartment.
This bit about Kal Korff being in Germany during the fall of the wall is complete bullshit. Those pictures of Kal holding up the hat and the other stuff is him during a stop in Germany either on his way to or back from his laughable "undercover" operation when he visited his secret idol Billy Meier. If Kal was there during the wall fall he would have taken some pictures of himself because as we all know Kal simply cannot let any moment to promote his delusions pass by. Kal has quite an imagination. I'd like to know more about that website calling Kal a liar and thief and what that is all about. I also want to hear more about that film by P. Kimball. When is it due out?
You have to be fucking kidding me with this latest Kal Korff pile of steaming bullshit.
"Colonel Kal Korff, then a Lieutenant, is shown here disguised undercover in the former Communist sector of East Germany, at the Brandenburg Gate. Korff was given this Russian cap by a Russian officer who wanted to "disappear" because of very real fears that the Germans would engage in reprisals against the Russian military after the Berlin Wall fell. Korff worked with underground dissident groups to help topple Communism in Europe."
This is Kal in Switzerland at some tourist stop! These photos of him are from his Meier UFO book. Kal has fought against communism about as much as Alvin and the Chipmunks!
And does Kal actually expct anyone to believe that he was able to sneak into East Germany????? So this masterful agent of espionage and intrigue was there doing vital work against communists, but didn;t realize he wandered into East Germany by mistake even after supposedly having been provided with details maps by someone on the ground in Germany???? LMFAO!!
Please do tell the world Kal how it was you exactly just wandered into East Germany when checkpoints had armed military guards, dogs, and a big wall with guys just itching to shoot the first mother fucker coming over that wall?? I'll tell you how, Kal. You NEVER did it because it NEVER happened. Earth to Kal, time to wake up and take your medication!
Kal K. Korff = 100% BULLSHIT
"I will never forget the "East German" sector of Berlin, a side I had unexpectedly crossed over into, not realizing it until the next morning. It was a real surprise, but most memorable."
"Before sneaking into Germany to do some undercover work, such as reporting on the movements of Soviet troops, passing messages and meeting with Germans in the West who wanted to topple Communism, I was told to "pay attention" to the Brandenburg Gate, and to especially watch the statues of the horses which adorn the top of it."
This is Kal in Switzerland at some tourist stop! These photos of him are from his Meier UFO book. Kal has fought against communism about as much as Alvin and the Chipmunks!
HAHA! YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED BY THE SAPSTOE BRILLIANCE INTO BELIEVING THOSE PHOTOGRAPHS FROM THE BILLY MEIER BOOK ARE ACTUALLY WHAT THEY ARE STATED TO BE. THEY ACTUALLY WERE EVIDENCE OF THIS BRILLIANT OPERATION BY HERRN OBERKOMMONDANT KORFF, WHO SPEAKS FLUENT GERMAN TO ANYONE WHO HAS NOT DONE A FOX PARANORMAL SHOW LIKE WELL KNOWN ALLEGED CROP DUSTER HOAXER MICHAEL HESSENMAN, WHO HAS AS MUCH CREDIBILITY AS THAT FRUITCAKE DAVE WHO SINGS WITH YOUR BELOVED CHIPMUNKS.
COLONEL KORFF HAS DECEIVED YOU ALL ALONG BY GETTING YOU TO BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE AND NOT TAKE GRUPPENFUHRER KORFF EL KOLON SERIOUSLY. REMEMBER WHAT HE TOLD ROYCE MEYERS III: KALVIN KORFF WANTS HIS ENEMIES TO "NOT" TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY AND WORKS HARD EVERY DAY TO MAKE DAMN SURE THAT HAPPENS. HE IS A BRILLIANT AND GREAT MAN WHO HAS MADE MANY ACHIEVEMENTS TO OUR CULTURE STARTING WITH HIS INVENTION OF THE SALAD SHOOTER AT THE AGE OF THREE.
BY AGE NINE HE WAS A TEST PILOT WITH NASA AND GOT OUTFITTED WITH BIONIC LIMBS JUST LIKE COLONEL STEVE AUSTIN -- THAT SHOW WAS INSPIRED BY KALVIN'S REAL LIFE, MARTIN CAIDIN PLAGIARIZED EVERY WORD FOR HIS SO-CALLED "BOOK" BUT LETS JUST SEE WHO THE MORE SENIOR BOOK AUTHOR AS EXALTED CYCLOPS KORFF HAS PUBLISHED A BOOK EVERY OTHER DAY SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE IN DIAPERS, AND BEFORE HE WAS EVEN ABLE TO LACE UP HIS OWN SHOES CASPAR WEINBERGER INVITED KALVIN TO ADVISE RONALD REAGAN ON REKYAVIK EVEN THOUGH REKYAVIK HADN'T HAPPENED YET BUT KALVIN HAS PICTURES OF HIM WEARING A COWBOY HAT AS PROOF, AND THE HAT IS THE SAME SIZE AS BIGFOOT'S.
LETS JUST FACE IT, YOU ARMATURES ARE SO FAR OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO A MAN OF REICHMASTER KORFF, WHO NEVER SAID HE WAS MARRIED TO MARTINA JUST LEECHING OFF HER BECAUSE SHE WAS THE FIRST CZECH WOMAN DRESSED LIKE A SLUT WHO SPOKE ENGLISH AND WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO RESPOND TO HIS PROFILE MESSAGES. THEY AREN'T LOVERS SHE'S HIS TARGET/VICTIM & ENABLER AND HER CAREER HAS BEEN RUINED BY HER CONTACT WITH THIS GUY BUT HE STILL BEATS OFF TO THE PICTURES HE TOOK OF HER WHEN PRETENDING HE WAS A PHOTOGRAPHER. HE'S FOOLED EVERYBODY, THAT'S HIS JOB AS A SAPSTOE AND THERE AIN'T NO SHAME IN BEING HAD BY THE BEST.
"No human being is a 'throwaway' person" (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQFehil-9Lg).
Well, actually, that's not strictly true. You are, for one. Your dirtball brother is, for another.
You are scum, you madman.
Anyone got a worlds Away movie update?
"No human being is a 'throwaway' person"
...Google abortion, Einstein..
banal and facile.
a fat waste of space.
kal korff has no grace.
kal thinks he is handsome, smart and slick.
but fact is he wouldn't equate
to a pimple on billy meier's dick.
delusional and confused
kal thinks he is ahead of the game
but as a handful of us have seen
kal has no sense or shame
kal thinks he is an analyst
broadcaster and SAPSTOE
don't be surprised
by how low kal will go
kal will sully and steal
memories of valor
so he can think
he has some sort of power
mouth breathing
sucking wind through a hole in his head
kal wishes for money so his fat ass
can be fed
kal huffs and puffs
and threatens to sue
but as we all know
none of his threats are true
stop oh just stop
this silly ruse
why? because we all
see right through you
with this i give kal
some sincere advice
go away go away fool
quietly into the night
Paul Kimball's 'film':
...much noise and fury...signifying nothing...
Kal is simply stupid.
Dear God, how I loathe you, "Colonel".
You know why Kal has gone away? because this blog is no longer in operation and the ufo crowd ignores loony Kal. So what does kal really have left other than to repeat his decades old mode of operation by trying to ride on the coattails of hot button issues he really doesn't understand and only repeats research or news items done by others. Nothing original or revolutionary. Nope. Kal is a copycat of the worst kind. Kal is the guy who comes up with all these ideas and never follows through because the only thing Kal can really do is talk talk talk talk talk. What did ever happen to all those lawsuits? :-)
YS3 is probably all over this Tiger Woods thing, and the White House party crashers, who fit the profile of SAPSTOE operatives with their reality TV show backgrounds and delusional fantasies about being something other than common attention whore trash. I don't know but that sounds like something Korff would be into.
Here we go again: “Sports Illustrated Debuts eReader SIMILAR to Upcoming eReader by CriticalThinkers and Kal Korff”
“Sports Illustrated has released a concept preview of a new eReader which is eerily similar to the upcoming eReader CriticalThinkers and Kal Korff will be releasing for the expose DVD on the Billy Meier UFO hoax, and Korff's Secret X Wars six book series on terrorism.”
Read all about it here: http://www.kalkorff.com/ufo-watchcat/about-royce-myers-iii/589-sports-illustrated-debuts-ereader-similar-to-upcoming-ereader-by-criticalthinkers-and-kal-korff.html
Oh, and by the way, “Colonel” – I was anxious to sign up in time to take advantage of the special offer on “The historic joint dual DVD project on the Billy Meier UFO contact case, The Great Billy Meier Debate, featuring Michael Horn and Kal Korff”, but when I clicked on “click here” to order, all I got was a bunch of gibberish.
I further note that all mention of this debate has been deleted from your website. (Go here - http://www.google.cz/#hl=cs&source=hp&q=%22kal+korff%22+%22billy%22+debate&btnG=Vyhledat+Googlem&lr=&aq=f&oq=%22kal+korff%22+%22billy%22+debate&fp=b1bd200436923c18 - and then click on the second link down, which is as dead as a doornail).
Why is that, you lunatic?
Chubby little loser, national joke; see his pugnose face ...
Kal is just mad about the whole fisting thing because he didn't think of making money off of it first.
Based on all of Kal's past cracks about gays one would probably conclude that Kal is a homophobe of sorts. But wouldn't that be promoting hate? Or maybe Kal is a closet fister himself?
For a guy preaching tolerance and peace Kal K. Korff sure seems to be intolerant of those with alternative lifestyles. Is Kal K. Korff spreading anti-gay hate?
**What** "whole fisting thing"?
May you roast in hell, Korff, for all the people you have hurt and conned.
Scum.
Vermin.
Everyone go to youtube.com user Mrmorlam1 page and tell him to stay the hell away from Kal Korff. This guy recreated some ufo stuff and now Kal is trying to grab it. Kal complains about everyone else failing to recreate it but Kal couldn't do it on his own either!! Kal sucks.
I want to hurt you, "Colonel".
For what you did to Mr Sedlacek, I want to maim you.
And if I ever bump into you on the streets of Prague, that is precisely what I will do.
You are the dregs.
Where is the "Worlds Away" movie, Mr Kimball?
Where?
Where?
Kal Korf is FANATICALLY OBSESSED with Paul Kimball. I also find Kal's statement about Paul "blowing it with both lips" to be HATEFUL toward gays. Kal should know that there are HATE CRIME LAWS in place protecting gays. It is wrong to use such references against people and it is HATE that Kal K. Korff is spreading. Kal K. Korff needs to address his HYPOCRITICAL DOUBLE STANDARDS and stop spreading HATE and stop JUDGING OTHERS. Kal is fond of saying how no one else can speak for him but Kal always judges by SPEAKING FOR OTHERS. Stop being an UTTER HYPOCRITE Kal.
Kolonel Kolon himself claimed to have evidence of ghosts! Go to google and do a search for Kal Korff ghost and see what you find. Kolonel Kolon licker himself claimed he had evidence of ectoplasm!! These are Kal's own written words!! Nothing like seeing Kolonel Kal Kolon sniffer doing what he does best by accusing others of the same thing he has done!!
I want to kill you, Korff. Very slowly. On behalf of all the people you have hurt.
You lying piece of dung. One day we will bump into each other. Dear Lord, how I long for that day.
Mr. Korff is threatening our website for listing him.
Please contact us at cyberpaths@bigstring.com
Does this sound like anyone we know?
He is not delusional, but he hovers in that half-world of the narcissist (oh, there's that tie-in), where the lies are believed until he gets caught, but then-- and this is the move that only a few can pull off-- he acknowledges that the "facts" are lies, but not the essence, the spirit. "Ok, look, I'm not really in the CIA." But in his mind, he knows that if conditions were right-- if something big went down-- he could be exactly like a CIA agent, and that's close enough. If he saw a suicide bomber, he'd be able to movie- kung fu him, grab the Sig Sauer and squeeze off a few rounds. He also knows which wire to clip. How does he know? Because he's in the CIA.
If aliens actually did come and attack us, he knows he would actually be able to fly a spaceship.
http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2007/03/pathological_liars
My goodness, Kalvin K. Korff threatening people over the internet -- who would have imagined?
You are vermin, Korff. Udderly disposable.
Kal's SAPSTOE protege in the fight against terrorism, Scott Ritter, is in the news again:
'Sex sting in Poconos nets former
chief U.N. weapons inspector'
http://www.poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100114/NEWS/1140319
So it looks like Kal K. Korff likes to hang out with alleged kiddie sex fiends. Need proof? How about a picture from Kal himself?
http://www.ufowatchdog.com/komments.html
Kal says he "lured" Scott Ritter to Prague. Maybe he and Kal were having an intimate conversation? They both seem to like young girls.
Maybe Kal K. Korff and Scott Ritter were "communicating" using webcams to stay in "touch" with each other? LMFAO Kal is keeping his usual stellar company I see.
Blog is so dead spammers are pointing links here now?
Sad.
FN
Kind of revealing to look at little Kalvin Korff's "SecretXwars" YouTube channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/secretxwars
and note his "favorite" choice of a video showing people being punched, slapped, beaten, and smacked about the head in ultra slow motion.
Here is perhaps Kal K. Korff's inner rage, hostility and emotional violence revealed. You can picture him watching with glee as each punch and slap resounds, saying to himself "THAT'S PAUL KIMBALL!" as one guy gets slapped or "THAT'S DON ECKER!" when another one gets punched, etc, drool oozing down his pudgy face as he watches with glee as people are beaten and punched for his entertainment.
You could sort of understand a 10 to 14 year old boy choosing such a video as a "favorite", but a 49 year old fully grown man? Disturbing.
You are udder vermin, "Colonel".
Noticed last night that Royce Meyers III has re-formatted his Ufowatchdog website and it looks great, VERY professional and well organized. One can almost see how Kal K. Korff's obsession with both Royce and Kevin Randle evolved into the SAPSTOE persona of Colonel Cupcake, which is sort of a cross between a UFO fraud debunker, a military officer, and Matt Drudge. The emulation ends there however, none of Kal K. Korff's writings have the authority of Royce's complete, total and unequivocal exposure of Dr. Jonathan Reed. An effort for which Royce really should have been awarded some sort of online Pullitzer prize for investigative journalism.
I hereby formally and officially take back anything uncomplimentary I may have posted in the past about Royce's website style here or anywhere else. He knows exactly what he's doing, and the monumental effort to re-format the pages pays off marvelously. It is a better, stronger web presence than ever before. Keep dreaming, Kal!
I just found out where you live, Korff.
Be afraid...
Won't be long now, Kalvin. By God, I am looking forward to giving you the beating you deserve ....
I was standing next to you for five minutes the day before yesterday and you never even knew I was there.
Soon, Korff ... at a time and place of my choosing.
Tick-tock, Korff.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock...
Tick-tock, Korff.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock...
I just LOVE watching Kal Korff publish his mental breakdown for all to see!!! LMFAO! Nice job there Colonel Tool. I have hope that someday Kal will learn to read before choosing to open that rather large. If Kal had an iota of reasoning skills he would have read the paracast page on Kevin randle instead of going on another rant where he gives inaccurate information to the public. Kal just isn;t much of a critical thinker and is more of a mud slinger with delusions of grandeur.
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