Comrade Kal and his youtube.com message

As requested I have uploaded this picture of the message sent by Kal Korff to a youtube.com user. The message is hilariously ludicrous nut also shows the spiteful tactics Kal willingly employs to slander people as he writes "And in the new shows we enjoy exposing them and reading their claims and mentioning their names and talking to their employers and colleagues to expose them in front of millions of people."

You're a spiteful and arrogant piece of trash Kal. In your desperate need to seek revenge on people you would stoop so low as to contact someone's place of work? For what? We all know the only reason you would ever do this is not out of some sense of righting a wrong but your hope that it would cause that person problems and might even get them fired. You're a HATER Kal and a lowlife one to boot. In Kal's warped little world if your employment has nothing to do with anything you might not one-hundred percent agree with Kal on Kal will warp and twist it so it does so he can justify trying to cause you problems at work. Why? Because Kal Korff is a little man with no sense of dignity who is willing to smear the names of people to get even for the self perceived injustice he dreams he has suffered.

A glimpse of all the threats Kal has made about contacting official agencies and employers of those who have called him a nut is all you really need to see just how full of HATE Kal truly is. Only a depraved, spiteful and malicious piece of shit would ever stoop so low as to try to harm someone by filing false complaints against a person. Further proof of Kal's maliciousness is that not one of the complaints he claims is happening has ever taken place as far as I know but I would not put it past that little bitch Kal Korff to do it.

In the world of adults disputes are settled between people acting rational and not being a tattle-tale using tall tales whee you hope to get someonein trouble at recess. Grow up Kal! Be a man for a change! Act like an adult you cowardice infant!

Conniving Kal K. Korff CAUGHT misleading the public AGAIN!

Conniving Kal K. Korff just can't kick the habit of getting caught in LIE AFTER LIE! Since saying he was forced to cancel his debate with flying saucer author Kevin Randle, Conniving Kal has changed his story AGAIN!! Kal must think consumers worldwide are stupid and that he will easily turn his cowardice around by LYING TO THE PUBLIC!!

Conniving Kal runs from the Kevin Randle debate after sending a message to Xzone radio host Rob McConnel in which Conniving Kal says he cannot participate in the debate because of a "terrorist threat" directed at Kal. Conniving Kal's OWN EMAIL says "WE JUST RECEIVED ANOTHER EMAIL WITH THE THREAT, SAYING I HAVE ONE WEEK TO "GET OUT OF PRAGUE OR ELSE." ROB, I AM VERY SORRY, I HAVE NO CHOICE. RIGHT NOW WE ARE MOVING, PLEASE ADVISE ON HOW YOU WISH ME TO PROCEED."

Now what does Conniving Kal say???? The imbecile in a desperate laden video now says the threat was directed at a Czech citizen and not at Kal!!! Which is it Kal??? How many more times are you going to change the PATHETICALLY SAD EXCUSE FOR YOUR COWARDICE??? How many more times will consumers have to ENDURE the EMBARRASSMENT of your obvious DECEPTIONS?

What is even more painful is to hear Conniving Kal carry on as though the debate is still taking place! Now Conniving Kal is trying to turn the tables on Kevin Randle by saying it is up to Kevin Randle to make the debate happen and it is up to Kevin Randle to prove his flying saucer claims!! But let us not forget that it was Kal who challenged Kevin Randle to this debate!!!! Not the other way around!!!! Kal FAILED to show up for a fight he called for!!!! Is your mommy going to write you a note for not showing up Kal?? ahahahahahahahahaha

You've been EXPOSED before he world Kal and this PAINFULLY PUBLIC EXPOSURE of your nonsense was done at your OWN HAND!! It prbably is a good thing Kal isn;t a real colonel in a real anti terror group because after the world witnessing Kal HUMILIATE himself before the world if Kal were given a gun he'd probably shoot himself in the ass! Unless you can continue to ENDURE more such DISGRACE to yourself Kal you should just quit now because thee is no way you can even come close to breaking even for this much self imposed SHAME!

Conniving Kal K. Korff HIDES data to cover his tracks

I put up here a bit ago about Kal K. Korff haivng deleted a video showing him in front of a KMPG office where Kal said KPMG was in the process of auditing Kevin Randle's flying saucer work.

To no surprise Kal has DELETED all this data from his You Tube website and from his "critical thinkers" Internet website in what can only be an attempt to cover his tracks since it has come to light that this AUDIT NEVER EXISTED to begin with! How convenient that this information has now "vanished" and cannot be viewed by consumers. But not all is lost thanks to this Xzone radio show!

Posted on the Xzone blog is Kal's own announcement about the audit! Kal really stuffs his own foot in his mouth by saying he would make another announcement with KPMG about this fantasy audit! I'm sure Xzone will not erase this important data but I decided to copy and paste it here.

KPMG to Audit and Certify Kevin Randle's False Roswell Claims
March 14 2007: United Arab Emirates, -- Tel Aviv, Israel.
Sheik Khalid Mohammad, the gulf millionaire playboy who is one of the financial backers behind the new reality-based TV series "Secret Wars" which chronicles the real life activities of Captain Kal Korff of the Israeli-founded Special Secret Services (S3), has hired the firm of KPMG to begin an immediate forensic audit and investigation of UFO researcher Kevin Randle's numerous claims and writings about the purported Roswell "UFO" crash of 1947.
"Mr Kevin Randle has made very serious and completely false allegations against our main star, Mr. Captain Kal Korff. Such lies are also a libel and slander against all of us, especially myself as a financial investor. Since Mr. Randle claims he has 'the truth' and even had the ego large enough to name his book 'The TRUTH About the Roswell UFO Crash' I have decided to order a forensic investigation into Mr. Randles numerous statements and wild accusations." the Sheik said in remarks prepared in advance and communicated by his translator.
"The UFO field is in serious trouble. We will spare no expense to expose before the public and even bring to justice in the courts if necessary many of the lies and slanders and blood libels that are often and eagerly spread by many so-called 'experts' in this field who have the public and the media fooled concerning their intentions and their motivations.
"It is an honor to document all of this for the world to see. It is something that should have been done many years ago. Unless KPMG cannot finish their task on time, we plan to release this audit exposing Mr. Randle's very poor research in time for the 60th anniversary of the Roswell UFO anniversary exploitation festivals."
"Furthermore, we are now sending out hundreds of 'freeze' notices to TV networks, producers and the media. If they wish to now interview Mr. Randle about Roswell, at least they will now be forewarned. We are also doing the same with other UFO researchers concerning other cases. We will also reveal instances where it seems as if Mr. Randle just made up what can only be called lies, and manufactured his Roswell 'evidence.' We have the proof now, and have had it for years in fact."
"KMPG will be contacting Mr. Kevin Randle at the appropriate time. Mr. Randle will be asked to formerly cooperate with this credibility audit, or he will face very serious legal actions and consequences. We will be announcing with KPMG shortly which office of theirs will be granted centralized jurisdiction to proceed with their forensic audit against and of Mr. Kevin Randle."
"Finally, we would like to thank Mr. Paul Kimball of RedStarFilms in Canada for continuing to provide us with material that we can expose in front of the world. Until Mr. Kimball published Mr. Randle's legally troublesome comments and lies, therefore also incurring additional legal and credibility problems himself, we had no intention of dealing with Mr. Kevin Randle at all.
Randle's claims were first exposed last century by Captain Kal Korff, who has written the best-selling Roswell UFO expose of all time. Mr. Randle has even admitted that several of his favorite Roswell 'eyewitnesses' were liars, -- just like Korff proved last century, and showed in his book The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know.
"Our next announcement concerning Mr. Randle will be made in conjunction with KPMG."
Posted by xzonenation at 10:18 AM

I hope to be not the only one who sees right through this laughable bit about Kal's "Israeli" founded organization receiving funding from a Saudi! TO me this is just the most ludicrous thing ever. And didn't Sheik Khalid Mohammad behead terror victim Daniel Pearl and plan the 9-11 attacks? Hmmm I wonder if Kal just pulls these names out of that big stupid hat he has taken to recently.

Rack up another claim from Conniving Kal that has been shown to be FALSE.

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #13

Directly from the mouth of Kal K. Korff, "Kal Korff, who holds the rank of Colonel in the Israeli-founded Special Secret Services, is the Counter-terrorism Commander for Kidon Unit Aleph, whose jurisdiction includes Prague. The Israeli-founded Special Secret Services (otherwise known as the YS3 or S3 for short) are scheduled to open up their formal office in Prague when Colonel Korff's new trilogy book series Secret Wars is published by Prometheus Books later this year. "SWAT," as the 5.5 year project is code-named, is Kal Korff's seventh, eighth and ninth book respectively. "

Rack up YET MORE FAILURES and BROKEN PROMISES from Kal K. Korff. Kal can't seem to get aynthing done he says he is going to do. It is now common knowledge among consumers everywhere that Kal K. Korff's book IS NOT BEING PUBLISHED by Prometheus Books as he says it is. And where is the super duper special secret services formal office that was supposed to open in Prague? What's wrong Kal, can you not sell enough iPods to pay the rent?

Kal the best way to avoid such embarrassment is not to make claims you clearly cannot deliver on. Kal K. Korff CAUGHT AGAIN not keeping his word to consumers.

By the way you should keep your eyes open for a new reality based show called Catching Kal where a worldwide audience will see first hand with all of Kal's claims listed out and are gone through line by line where the results of what actually happened are compared to what Kal said. With all the blabbing Kal has done there will probably be at least three-zillion episodes. CONSUMERS MUST BE PROTECTED from the outright idiotic claims made by Kal K. Korff.

I also would like to take this opportunity to say thank you to those of you having written in with al of the great stories and documented information about Kal K. Korff that will be used here and in episodes of Catching Kal! Keep that information flowing by sending it to me kalisanidiot@live.com

Kalvin Korff makes disingenuous claims, MISLEADS consumers

I watched another of the pitiful, embarrassing, and simply painful videos starring lone fruitcake Kalvin Korff. In this latest rant from our nutty wanna' be, Kalvin claims that a chap named Kevin Randle is a liar and gains credibility by building on lies. This is something Kalvin seems to know a lot about.

Our dear colonel coo-coo clock has also tried to build a reputation for himself. Kalvin claimed to be an engineer at Apple Computers and also claimed to have been a team member at Claris Corporation developing something called hypercard.

In a published news article it is disclosed Kalvin was actually a phone support person for Apple Computers and worked at Claris Corporation less than a month! A bit of digging around turned up this neat bit of information from a chap named Paul Foraker who worked for Apple Computers.

Kalvin Korff is NOT listed on any credits for this hypercard and according to this Paul fellow, Korff even apparently claimed to have a fatal brain tumor!


From: "Paul Foraker"
Reply-To: HyperCard at yahoogroups
To: HyperCard at yahoogroups
Subject: Re: [HC] Re: Hypercard Help Needed
Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2007 15:15:22 -0700

Korff does not appear in the About Box of HyperCard because he was on the team at Claris for a month or less, his expertise turning out to be not quite as represented. Apparently, he subsequently survived the "fatal brain tumor" and is now a UFO expert.

Kalvin lists on his background this work he supposedly did at Claris and does this to lend credibility and prestige to himself. After listening to Kalvin drone on about honesty and credibility, and how those he attacks are propagandists and dishonest, Kalvin is plainly a hypocrite in this arena as he engages in the EXACT same behavior he condones!

Kalvin boasts of his alleged computer expertise by exploiting his past employment through manipulating his accomplishments, or lack thereof, at Claris Corporation and Apple Computers. This is at best disingenuous, at worst it is FRAUD. Did Kalvin make these distorted claims to get his job at The Prague Post when he was writing that horrible IT column? Has Kalvin used his FALSE claims of being an engineer at Apple Computers and his EXAGGERATION of his role at Claris Corporation to obtain other benefits?

Kalvin, stop pointing your self righteous finger at everyone else and start taking some personal responsibility for once for your apparent FALSE and MISLEADING claims. If anyone is committing CONSUMER FRAUD, it is Kalvin Korff. How can Kalvin claim to want to change the world if he can't even maintain some ethical standards? Kalvin is part of the problem and most certainly not part of the solution.

Oh, and Kalvin, in case you have not heard, Prometheus books IS NOT PUBLISHING YOUR BOOK AS YOU CONTINUE TO CLAIM. STOP MAKING FALSE CLAIMS TO CONSUMERS.

So, what did ever happen to this fatal brain tumor Kalvin supposedly had? Do we have to ask Kalvin's mommy about this?

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT AGAIN manipulating website hits and MISLEADING CONSUMERS

Not surprisingly, Kalvin Korff has been CAUGHT once AGAIN MANIPULATING his website hits. Poor, dumb Kalvin has now posted his website hits at 46,961,902 and dares to attempt justifying this ludicrous number by posting "Statistics from ALL of our websites." For someone alleging to have an IQ in the 200 range, Kalvin really isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?

Not a single website Kalvin has is in the top 100,000 in the world. I know Kalvin is stupid, but does he truly believe the public this stupid? Let's examine alexa.com website traffic rankings for Kalvin's websites.

• kalkorff.com is ranked at 5,157,545
• roswell.org is ranked at 5,157,545
• criticalthinkers.org is ranked at 5,157,545
  
• martinatycova.com is ranked at 17,948,712
• martinatycova.net is ranked as having no data
• ufowatchcat.com is ranked as having no data
• kalskorner.net is ranked at 25,387,214
• andtheylie.com is ranked at as having no data
• ufoombudsman.com is ranked as having no data
  
• specialsecretservices.com is ranked as having no data
• michaelakocis.com is ranked as having no data

The first three websites listed for Kalvin are redirected to one main site and this accounts for the ranking number being the same for each, thus really only making it one ranking.

Let us examine some of the websites involving people Kalvin hates.

• theyfly.com is ranked at 663,827
• ufowatchdog.com is ranked at 584,509
  
• figu.org is ranked at 732,708
• theparacast.com is ranked at 834,634

If we were to base a website hit number on these four websites through Kalvin's distorted logic, the number might be in the hundred-millions if not billions.

When will Kalvin learn? A fine example of what could be considered CONSUMER FRAUD by the person claiming to be a beacon of truth and justice. Kalvin should be prepared to be held to a higher standard and at this rate should be prepared for many, many more PUBLIC and PAINFUL lessons in ethics and honesty.

Now I'm prepared to see how quickly Kalvin erases this bit of data on his website, or what convenient excuse the ever disingenuous Kalvin K. Korff will treat the public to. Let me guess, Kalvin has a super dooper special secret website that only those in the intelligence community know about and this would account for forty-six million plus hits. Kalvin is a fool of the lowest order.

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT AGAIN!

Now that Kavlin has had time to load back up all the old data on his website after being taken to task for his past deeds of erasing data, poor old Kalvin is CAUGHT YET AGAIN!

Here on June 8th I questioned how Kalvin could expect anyone to believe his cracker jacks box of a website could ever receive 2,289,400 website hits. Well, magically, Kalvin now has 6,886,280 website hits in the span of less than one week. The wonderful traffic tracking website http://www.alexa.com is a fabulous way of seeing just how much traffic a website is truly receiving. Kalvin's pathetically designed site isn't even in the top 100,000!!! Yet Kalvin actually expects the public to believe this?

Does this moron Kalvin actually expect anyone to believe that his website received 4,596,880 hits in the span of five days? Is he just STUPID? Is he on DRUGS? Is he off DRUGS?

With Kalvin inflating his website traffic, doesn't that qualify as consumer fraud? If you are trying to make it appear as though millions are coming to your website, are you not trying to bolster your popularity and your credibility to influence people? I say you are and I say it is not ethical to do so.

Just click on the picture at the bottom I took of Kalvin's website. Another very public and painful lesson for Kalvin to have to learn. people aren't aren't as stupid as you clearly are Kalvin. Don't worry, it only gets worse for Kalvin as I have some interesting news about some of Kalvin's claims for the whole world to see. Perhaps I should devote a blog entirely to "Kalvin Korff CAUGHT!"