Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #7

Now after watching Kalvin Korff's publicly embarrassing and desperate attempt to cover up his being EXPOSED by a newspaper article from 1994, let us look back to a date where yet another FAILURE of Kalvin Korff's takes place.

On May 26, 2007 Kalvin announced that he would be releasing a new line of books about this Roswell flying saucer business on the anniversary widely celebrated by the town of Roswell, New Mexico.

Kalvin stated on his website that he would be releasing a "historic and unprecedented" nine book series about the Roswell flying saucer. This was last year Kalvin made this announcement and this supposed book series would showcase "new evidence" and would "shock everyone."

Kalvin wrote on his website "The first volume, which analyzes and exposes the skeptical writings of noted UFO skeptic Philip J. Klass, is scheduled for release the first week of July, on the anniversary of Roswell."

Hmmmmm. Where have we all heard a claim of a book being published and never seeing it? I wonder where? Oh, wait a moment, I remember now. It was Kalvin Korff who promised to show the world a video of him mailing the manuscript of his new terrorism book to a publisher. And what does a book on terorism and this "new" Roswell flying saucer series have in common? Both have NEVER been published!

Everyone knows Kalvin's terrorism book IS NOT being published by Prometheus Books. So where is this 3,500 page compilation Kalvin bragged about releasing on the sixtieth anniversary of the Roswell flaying saucer? Kalvin, you're only two anniversaries late now. Word is that Kalvin hasn't "published" his books due to the copy machine at the local 7-11 having been broken for some time now.

Yet ANOTHER in a LONG line of the HUMILIATING and COUNTLESS FAILURES. Oh, it doesn't end here. Oh, no! I just received an interesting email with some photos showing just how poor Kalvin's flying saucer research really is. Those will be available for all to see shortly!


22 comments:

Anonymous said...

When does it end with this loony tune Kal K. Korff? 500 books, 9 volumes on Roswell, 26 volumes on Billy Meier? No publisher worth their salt would waste money printing this garbage if it was real. 26 volumes?????? Give me a fucking break Kal Korff you lowlife lunatic! Unless you're self publishing, and I doubt you have the money to do it, no one in their right mind would waste their time or money publishing this crap. I did say "in their right mind" so that disqualifies you.

I wonder if anyone buys any of Kal Korff's fantasy bullshit? How does the guy earn a living? I'm sure menial labor jobs exist where he's at, but I seriously wonder how the guy earns a living at all. Are tax records accessible? He still is an American citizen working in a foreign country, so he still has to pay US taxes right?

Anonymous said...

This blog just gets better and better, and totally demolishes Korff.

Anonymous said...

Kal couldn't get a deal publishing a coloring book at this point with his lunacy. I'm sure his unpublished book on terrorism is a disaster and this is why his publisher isn't touching it. If the book is going to include all this ufo stuff and Kal's personal squabbling and rantings, I'm quite sure the publisher won;t go near it. That and just when did Kal become a terrorism expert? What credentials does Kal have? does he have any college degrees? Has he ever been in the military?

Anonymous said...

Kal has never been in the military. He has no college degree. His I.Q. is probably average. His story starts with Stanton Friedman.

If you want to blame someone for helping bring Korff to his current state, blame Stanton Friedman.

He used to be pals with Stanton, and used to be affiliated with Stanton's research into UFOs.

When Stanton got the idea that he was being used as a stepping stone, Friedman kicked Krazy Korff to the Kurb.

Korff made the rounds on all the shows as a credible analyst of UFO footage. He got that credibility by being associated with Friedman.

I wish Stanton would come out and denounce Korff as a fucking fraud and smash his little glass castle to pieces.

Korff is the worst kind of userous bastard. His family are all a bunch of backward assed retards too. His father an avowed racist and homophobe, his mother an absolute idiot, and his brothers... Well I don't need to tell their story.

If there was a family that should have been factored out through genetic manipulation, it's the Branch of the Korff Family that encompasses all of Kal's primate group.

A. Nonymous said...

Why is it that every publishing project our old pal Kal is "involved" in is some kind of multi-book series? 9 freaking books on Roswell?? 26 on Meier??? Who the hell would ever take the time to read 9 craptacular volumes of Kal ranting about where his "enemies" have gone wrong all the while printing his version of work he's swiped from someone else.

Now, Kal always remarks that his Roswell book is the "best selling book on Roswell of all time". Certainly we can refute that in no time at all, right? I'm sure Kal would come right out and print a retraction....right....

On another note, did Kal ditch the States running from lawsuits? What a retard, screaming about suing people when he hauls ass to Eastern Europe to ditch his responsibilities....

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