Directly from the mouth of Kal K. Korff, "Kal Korff, who holds the rank of Colonel in the Israeli-founded Special Secret Services, is the Counter-terrorism Commander for Kidon Unit Aleph, whose jurisdiction includes Prague. The Israeli-founded Special Secret Services (otherwise known as the YS3 or S3 for short) are scheduled to open up their formal office in Prague when Colonel Korff's new trilogy book series Secret Wars is published by Prometheus Books later this year. "SWAT," as the 5.5 year project is code-named, is Kal Korff's seventh, eighth and ninth book respectively. "Rack up YET MORE FAILURES and BROKEN PROMISES from Kal K. Korff. Kal can't seem to get aynthing done he says he is going to do. It is now common knowledge among consumers everywhere that Kal K. Korff's book IS NOT BEING PUBLISHED by Prometheus Books as he says it is. And where is the super duper special secret services formal office that was supposed to open in Prague? What's wrong Kal, can you not sell enough iPods to pay the rent?
Kal the best way to avoid such embarrassment is not to make claims you clearly cannot deliver on. Kal K. Korff CAUGHT AGAIN not keeping his word to consumers.
By the way you should keep your eyes open for a new reality based show called Catching Kal where a worldwide audience will see first hand with all of Kal's claims listed out and are gone through line by line where the results of what actually happened are compared to what Kal said. With all the blabbing Kal has done there will probably be at least three-zillion episodes. CONSUMERS MUST BE PROTECTED from the outright idiotic claims made by Kal K. Korff.
I also would like to take this opportunity to say thank you to those of you having written in with al of the great stories and documented information about Kal K. Korff that will be used here and in episodes of Catching Kal! Keep that information flowing by sending it to me kalisanidiot@live.com
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Where is Avim? I thought that Colonel Crumb would have unleashed his pitpull assistant by now! LOL!
There is a lot of humor here in this blog but also some very reasonable questions and remarks about Kal Korff and his long list of claims.
I wonder how Kal could have done all of this computer work without a college degree of any kind. I also wonder why if Kal has all of this stuff that proves he did all this stuff why Kal hasn't scanned it in and laid it out as proof?
Kal could easily prove he worked at LLNL by showing a paystub, tax return, an old employee card. Even Bob Lazar produced a paycheck and his name in a government phone directory, which is more than Kal has been able to do.
Wow! How must Kal feel being able to provide less evidence than Bob Lazar? Bob Lazar one ups Kal! lol
So that hat is Special Super Duper Secret Service standard uniform issue? And what's an Aleph? Sounds like something nanobots would use. Also, notice how his bookshelf is a bit thinned out. I bet Martina took her books with her when she split after finding out he's really 47 and works as a janitor.
With that Fez hat, the Motorhead mustache, the Kurtis Korff getting plugged shirt and his Israeli flag he looks like a Russian Zionist rapper performing under the name of Douche Baggy-Bag.
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