The Bloated Korff

December 2013

Kal K. Korff,
"I am who I say I am...." LINK

As we close out the year that is 2013, we thought we would look into the latest claim of Kal K. Korff. Korff made a claim that he was invited to a Literary Fest in Panchkula, India, located very close to Chandigarh, India where Korff lives and where he teaches English and writes for the India Daily Post, one of the many English language newspaper and websites in India.

Keep in mind that the Daily India Post, for the most part, get their material in exchange for school credit from the students at the local high schools and colleges. In short, they pay very little, if anything, for the material which is posted on their terrible website and printed in their regional newspapers.

Korff made grandiose claims that he was invited to the event, he gave a speech and was then invited to not only speak at future events but to also come over to the homes of some of the people at the event to eat, eat eat. More on that later.

We checked and on this rare occasion, Korff wasn’t lying, at least to some extent. The “media giant” Korff writes for partnered with the school to help put on the event, so making the claim of being invited is a stretch at best.

Korff, being overjoyed at being invited to eat at the homes of some of the attendees seems to be the truth. Look over these photos of Korff, dressed like a hobo, pushing at least 250 pounds and again, dressed like the ugly American people have learned to expect. 

Also, notice the other attendees are dressed in proper causal business attire; collard shirts, slacks, sport jackets, etc. And there we have Korff, dressed in a t-shirt many sizes too small, camo pants, unshaven and sporting those oh so cool sunglasses.

Website News: The Korffie Leak web site is back up. Some of the links and many of the audio player buttons are dead. We’ll sort through this soon. We have a few reasons why we brought the site back up; we are doing some press and radio interviews soon and Santa in a Floppy Hat asked us if we’d re-launch the site to coincide with his upcoming “Year in Review” video.

How could we say no to Santa!

Merry Christmas Korff. Leave a little food for the people who really need it won't you.

Developing….

Kal Korff listed

Kal Korff, the one dressed like a hobo.

Nice camo pants little boy.

Kal Korff's "article"

Korff, looking very bloated and non too healthy.

Korff, checking his manhood....

Korff, holding court and eating, of course. 

Korff, dressed like a kid, wearing a backpack and looking every bit the part of a hobo slob. Married? Dressed like this... What an embarrassment.

Korff is 5'8" tall. Given his average build and bone structure, his weight is hovering around 240 to 260 maybe a bit more. We know Korff love fast food; KFC, Taco Bell, McDonald's. etc.
I think we see the proof.

This classic theme video fits our favorite Village Idiot even better now than ever before...

Thanks for stopping by Korff. 

Check how Korff hits all his lives high marks; UFO's JKF, the release of his book, or series of books, being invited into the homes of people he doesn't know, and so on.

As Santa in a Floppy Hat said, there is a clear reason why Korff stopped releasing lunatic videos and making claims and threats like he did in 2010.

Stay tuned indeed.

Facebook, December 16, 2013.

Kal Korff: Hi everyone. I am honored to report that yesterday I was on an Author's panel at a Literary fest in Panchkula, India. In today's papers both locally and nationwide, there is coverage of this event, featuring some of the other authors and also of us on stage getting an award.

I gave a short speech, and am happy to report it was well received. I have been asked to be a guest at other events because of it, and also have been invited to several people's homes for dinner, which I have happily accepted. These are important people in the region and famous authors and poets, I am truly humbled and honored by this.

As I sat yesterday talking with various media and also people who attended the event, it amazed me to be able to sit down with Indians and talk about everything from JFK's assassination, to Roswell, Obama, you name it. Their knowledge of these subjects was very impressive.

It was a great, real life reminder that it is truly a global community we live in today, so interconnected, it was humbling to meet people from India who have read my books and articles and gave me feedback on them and passed along leeds for future projects and stories.

I shared the details at this event of the contents of my upcoming books, you know, the ones my "kritics" have lied about for years and claim don't exist, (even though they're in no position to really know this, they're not involved, etc., and my publishers don't disclose their future plans so much in advance), -- I also showed the nearly complete final release candidates of these books since they should finally be out next year, after many years of work.

Seeing the reactions yesterday gave me a new burst of energy, I forget as a journalist and author at times that published works really do influence people, it's just something that I don't keep in mind that much, and yesterday was a vivid reminder of this basic truism I just don't think about that often, which is my fault.

There's more coming than just my six book series on Islamofascist driven terrorism, which I started in Prague and finished in India.

I sincerely thank all of you for your continued interest and support of my efforts, it means the world to me.

Facebook Update

What's it like to live in India? This video frame grab pretty well sums it up. This is the set up to power a public address system in India. You must run AC and DC because the AC power most surely will go out.

Photo Lies - JFK

and a nobody named
Kal K. Korff

We once again look into the image lies of Kal K. Korff. Korff's Facebook profile image has been changed quite a bit lately. As we post new mash-ups taken from those images, Korff visits this blog and he changes the image again.

Korff never posts a current image of himself... Could it be that Korff hates himself as much as we loath him? Yes, this would be true. How else to explain Korff leaving the US in 2000 and taking up residency in a 3rd world country. He hated himself so much that he found it a positive move to leave the US and hide on the internet from his country, his family and the few friends he had.

Korff appeared in a Fox broadcast; The Worlds Greatest Hoaxes: Secrets Finally Revealed, in 1999. Korff took a video frame grab from this broadcast to use it as his “new” profile image. Sorry Korff you ain’t fooling nobody.

If you’d like to see the “impact” the 20 years of Korff’s “work” has left on the world, do an internet search on his JFK work, his claimed OJ Simpson work and on his various television appearances. You’ll find very little reference to Korff. Even with the “The Worlds Greatest Hoaxes: Secrets Finally Revealed” broadcast, he’s not listed in the credits.

Damn that’s gotta hurt.

Over the coming week (November 22, 1963), while the world rehashes the JKF assassination, keep a look out for any reference to Kal K. Korff. We very much doubt you’ll see or hear any mention at all of our Village Idiot.

BONUS: We've posted the latest Korff JFK rant taken from facebook a few days ago. Take a look.

Photos and Kal Korff

We've all noticed that Kal Korff doesn't use new photos of himself nor has he ever posted a photo of his “wife.” Korff does use that terrible Photoshop photo from 2000, a video frame grab from the mid 2000's when he "prepared a meal" for some women in the CZ and he is very proud of the frame grab from his appearance on the Larry King Show. Recently he came to this blog, saw the fun we made of him and his photos and replaced the Photoshop photo with this 1993 CNN video frame grab.

Asshole

Update

Right after we put up this post, Korff posted a never before seen video frame grab of his appearance on the Leeza Show on Facebook as his "new" profile photo. This is further proof that Kal K. Korff visits this blog on a regular basis.

This video frame grab comes from the mid '90's.  It's fascinating...... that Korff refuses to post a current photo of himself, or his wife, or where he lives, or works....

Kal Korff, fuck you, turd.
Thanks for stopping by.

I Have A Chubby For Apple!

Go Korff...
Go fuck yourself.

Korffers know our Village Idiot carries an unhealthy hard-on for Apple and all their products, even going so far as to steal Apple products and resell them in his attempt to be the "go to" Apple guy in the CZ. Korff is also in a kontinuing love affair with Steve Jobs, ever grasping his hope to amount to anything in life other than a low-level phone service tech. Fat Chance Cupcake. 

Kal Korff: So Apple's new operating system upgrade for Macs, Mavericks, is FREE! Just download it.

I feel sorry for users of Microsoft WinDoze...it's so last century. Kudos to Apple for shaking up the PC industry - again.

For Microsoft users, I hope you continue to "enjoy" being gouged with each upgrade just for the privilege of running an inferior OS.

Max OS X is UNIX based, UNIX will always beat Windows, or Microsoft anything, hands down.

Mac users can download their free upgrade to the new OS by going to Apple.com or through the App Store of course.

Go Apple!

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Kal K. Korff Author
... Not!

Update ~ Korff has been promising a book or series of books for over 10 years; Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots by Kal K. Korff (Feb 2004?).

Contributing editor at the Los Angeles Times Magazine and an investigative reporter, Annie Jacobsen, released a terrorism-based book in 2007; Terror in the Skies: Why 9/11 Could Happen Again. Korff never made any comments about this release.

Korffers will remember that our Village Idiot was very unhappy with a book Annie Jacobsen released on May 1, 2012; Area 51: An Uncensored History of America's Top Secret Military Base.  She released this UFO related book and it really got under Korff’s skin because, after all, Korff is the “go to” UFO guy isn’t he.

Author Annie Jacobsen is set to release another book in February of 2014; Operation Paperclip: The Secret Intelligence Program that Brought Nazi Scientists to America. Now she’s releasing a Nazi related book and Korff, known as a worldwide recognizes expert on all things Nazi’s; he went bald and undercover to bust Nazi’s (with his Mother), he’s traveled the world to uncover Nazi related information, he unearth his own Jewish background in this process and his bloodline is a super rare and must not die off Ashkenazi blood line (none of these claims are true, well, he might be Jewish, who knows and who cares). How dare this lowly woman write about subjects that Kal K. Korff is more qualified to write about!

In fact, Korff’s hated author has released three “hard hitting” (as Korff would say about his 2, 1990’s released books and one pamphlet released in the 1980’s) books since 2008 and a total of 5 books since 2007.

You know, like a real author, one that really writes for a real media giant (contributing editor at the Los Angeles Times Magazine and an investigative reporter whose work has also appeared in The National Review and The Dallas Morning News) AND writes books, at the same time.

It seems Ms. Jacobsen is doing us a favor. Thank you Ms. Jacobsen, even though you don’t know it, you’re a Korffer of the highest level. Keep up the good work and please continue to release books which Kal K. Korff claims to be releasing but never does.

Always the Liar

As Kal K. Korff kontinues to try to run away from his lies and behavior of the past, take a look at this Korff Face Book post....

Kal Korff: By the way, the Democrats never mention the fact that he is NOT really an ordained "Reverend" - he QUIT his seminary school.

It's like saying I am a "Doctor" because I took some classes at med school but then left.

What a list we could make of the fake professions and fraudulent claims made by our favorite Village Idiot.

Check out the condescending face on this asshole as he
passes off stolen Apple products to the unsuspecting. circa 2010

UPDATE: October 12, 2013 - A Korffer posted that a huge storm was happening in India very near the city of Gopalpur and that he hoped that Korff might be swept away in the flood waters. We all hope for this. Sadly, Korff is 31 hours away from this seaside location. This shouldn't surprise anyone, coastal property is expensive everywhere in the world, even in India. Korff can't afford it, even in India and even with his $25 million secret agent account.

NOTE: Remember when Korff went to the Pakistan border to throw about fairy nano-dust with Man-OJ and that he calls his wife his "Punjab wife", and the location of his "media giant" and those trade schools they solicit their gratis "reporters" from. Look closely at the map, there you have it. You can't hide you fucking idiot.

Korff lives at A, the storm is happening at B.

UPDATE: October 13, 2013 - Korff posted a "new" Face Book profile photo today. Look into those eyes Korffers; vacant, vapid, and udderly contemptible. Let the Photoshopping begin!

Korffing Update
September 30 2013

Take a good close read at this Face Book posting Korffers. This, from a syndicated journalist, employed by a “media giant”, while on leave from giving away iPads for Peace and throwing nano fairy dust amongst the terrorists.

Kal Korff: Last night, I had the genuine honor of being a judge again at an official beauty contest, this was for Mr. and Miss Northern India. Yes, two Indians won this event as well.

Other than my tripping as I went up on the stage when asked, (everyone got a laugh out of it, including me), where the winners were crowned and we also gave out awards to some of the runners up, the event was a huge success and it was packed, there were no more seats available and people at the restaurants on the sides were also looking in.

There were some very talented people there, I'll try to post some images and maybe some video later.

I'm looking forward to being a judge again in another upcoming event.

This claim should come as no surprise to anyone paying attention. The Miss World Contest was just held on September 28, 2013 and the winner of the contest was a, wait for it, a very beautiful woman from... India. What a perfect opportunity for Korff to ride the carpet, rise the Indian flag and make a feeble attempt grab some Face Book vetted headlines.

In case you're interested, the Mr. and Miss India America is held on August 24th at the LAX Renaissance Hotel and September 29 in San Francisco. The Mr. and Miss India California was held on September 29 in the "Bay Area". The Mr. and Miss India West Coast has not yet been held. Now of course, there are other contests that can be found here:

http://www.spiritofindia.com/index.html 

but the fact remines, Kal K. Korff is a liar so we will just wait and see if he posts any photos and video and even if he does, he will is still lying in some way, we are as sure as the sun does rise over India that Kal K. Korff is lying about this as well.

UPDATE:

We have an answer from the people and organization who handle all of these contests, worldwide. Because of this release, we predict that Kal K. Korff will indeed release stills and video showing him at some kind of beauty pageant of some sort… or not.

Korffing is good.

Read on.

Kal Israel 

To Whom It May Concern,

I am hoping you can assist me in some research I’m doing for an article. A Mr. Kal K. Korff is claiming that he was a judge or helped in some way with something called the Mr. and Miss India Contest. He claims to have been called to the stage and while on the way up the stairs he tripped and that got a huge laugh, etc.

Can you confirm or deny that Mr. Korff attended and was in some way presenting and or involved in one of your contests on or around the date of September 29th, 2013.

Mr. Korff is located in Chandigarh India and he is employed by the Daily Post India - http://www.dailypost.in/

Thanks you most sincerely,

KIAI

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Reply at 7:08 AM September 30, 3013

Deny

This is a lie.

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

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From: Kal Israel

Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 10:35 AM

Subject: Mr. and Miss India Contest 2013

Thank you very much for the timely response. Getting this right is very important, as you have recognized.

The Penis Size Worldwide

Kal Korff: Obviously size cannot be "everything" because India and China (the smallest) have the LARGEST populations!

I live in India. I assure you that rape is not "legal" (four rapists were just sentenced to death a few days ago) and that there is a minimum legal age for consensual sex in India just like the USA. There is a difference between laws as written versus people who choose to ignore laws.

If I applied this same standard, then mass killings in the USA by military grade semi automatic weapons would be considered to OK. Of course, it's not. And I am American.

What I have seen in India is that their culture is more conservative (not so much among the youth however) than the older generations, that is to be expected.

Many Americans consider themselves to be "liberal" or that we have liberated sexes, but compared to Europe, Americans are practically Puritans. I spent a decade also in Europe, much nudity is everywhere and it's "no big deal" whereas in the USA it's OK one minute (when pixelized) but a "scandal" if it's during the Super Bowl.

"Evil can only 

succeed when good 

fails to do its job."

Kal K. Korff's writes a new "article" regarding the 12th year after 9-11. Nobody cares, nobodies reading this "article". But we did notice the photos... the photo above, from two decades ago, and the other photo below, from a decade ago. And the lying continues.

Words Never More True 

Kal K. Korff posted this image on his locked down Facebook Wall on September 2, 2013.

Korff has never been "himself". Korff has always been on the make, telling lies, committing fraud.

His end game; to be honored and humbled by his own actions, his own words. 

In 9 years Korff will be 60 years old; a back biting, vicious little 60 year old man-child with no country, no family, no friends, no genius son and 60 years of failure to look back on.

Well done Korff, well done.

Kal K. Korff and Youtube

Over the last couple of years, after Kal K. Korff stopped posting videos on May 23, 2011, on any of his 3 Youtube channels (because the Korffing Syndicate shut him down by proactively editing his videos with the truth and humor), people have been wondering if Korff might have lost his Youtube username and password.

A few months back we did a little Korffing on Youtube and we found Korff (using his SecretWars username) responding to people regarding his Billy Meier research and supporting the work of Philippe Langdon.

Langdon is a man who has done some really good work; he built Meier craft models and then filmed and photographed them using the same equipment as Meier and all using just one arm, just like Billy Meier did. Langdon gives Korff some respect due to the fact that Korff was one of the only “researchers” to actually go to the locations Meier claims to have interacted with aliens, etc. Fair enough.

You can find Langdon’s work on his Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/Mrmorlam1

Many people have taken Langdon to task because of his pro Korff stance, at least as far as Korff’s Billy Meier’s work is concerned. In any case, people we’re bagging on Langdon and Korff’s name came up and then Korff stepped in to bully his way into the tread.

The image is a bit small but you really don’t need to even read it, suffice to say, it’s klassic Korff ranting. You can go to this link and read it all yourself if you must:

http://youtu.be/YxrCtarM3Z0

Our own FN stepped in and asked Korff to respond, and of course Korff did not reply, fucking pussy.

Kal Israel ~ 2 months ago

Hey Korff, why don't you answer the guys question: Alex Summers, "... you are Kal Korff who fraudulently claims to be a colonel in the Israeli secret services and is currently off the grid of the internet because of the amount of lies you have foisted on the public over your "career".

You can't hide from the truth Korff. Have you lied about everything? Absolutely not, you haven't lied about everything. Have you lied about many things? Does a Korff lie given the chance? Absolutely.

And The Lies Continue

We will never stop bringing to light and reminding the public why Kal K. Korff needs to be monitored for the rest of his life. If Kal K. Korff would like us to stop, Kal K. Korff must publicly apologize to the many people he's harmed and then pull down every internet page he has control of and vanish from the internet forever.

If Kal K. Korff chooses to not do the right thing, we will never stop.

August 20, 2013: This thread updated with confirmation of recent research regarding the "media giant" Korff claims to be working for and getting paid by. Not so fast ass wipe. Your own "media giants" web site proves it out for us. Ha, ha, ha!

Korffing Syndicate

 Kal K. Korff,

"I volunteer because no

one will pay me."

Let's reach way back to Korff's Boeing days shall we.... Kal K. Korff can be reached at 16625 Redmond Way #254, Redmond, WA 98052

It's interesting that if you look up where Korff lived while he worked various low level jobs, and he held a short term position with Boeing, Korff lived in a shabby little apartment, about 12 miles away from Boeing and just as close to the other low level security guard jobs he held, etc.

From a shabby apartment in Redmond to a shabby apartment in the CZ (sharing it with up to 2 other people because he couldn't afford to live on his own), and now living in a shabby apartment in Chandigarh India, writing articles for a English language "media giant" who support their media needs by going to local schools and asking the students if they'd like to get school credit by writing articles for their paper. No money, school credit.

http://www.dailypostindia.com/

How do we know this? We did an audit on the names associated with a few months worth of articles posted on their web site. We came up with over a hundred different “reporters” “columnists” “editors” and “journalists”. Rarely did a name come up twice.

We then did some searches (Facebook is a wonderful research tool) based on these names and we found many of these names listed as students (involved in various activities) at schools located in and around the location of Korff’s media giant.

We then did some searches based on the names of the people claiming to have “founded” the media giant; Manish Tiwari and Ashpinder Sehgal. Guess what, like Korff, we found listings for them as guest speakers at various trade schools and colleges in and around the area as they recruited people to write articles for their newspaper, free of charge.

We have to admit, this is a very clever way to supply their “newspaper” with a full pipeline of material at almost zero cost to the company.

Well done Kal K. Korff. You’ve found yet another non-paying volunteer position to boast about, just like your volunteer Analyst, Counterterrorism Advisor and Specialist, who writes and submits reports to various private clients and sometimes also governments.

Of course, that volunteer Analyst, Counterterrorism Advisor and Specialist position was not a volunteer position back in 2010. No, Korff was a high level and very important analyst. It was only after we launched the Korffie Leak web site and started poaching Korff's videos that Korff "added" this bit to his ever changing resume.

We remember another example of Korffing elaborating on his past lies when he told Rob McConnell that he (Korff) was just giving the info to "others" to sue Don Ecker, Billy Meier, Royce Meyers II and a long list of others and if "they" didn't sue them, it was not their fault and it was out of their (Korff') hands. Sorry dummy, you claimed that you we're filing the papers, that your team of lawyers (based in India, L.A., and elsewhere in the world) were suing these people. It was only after McConnell started putting pressure on you to substantiate your claims and only after the Korffing Syndicate whacked you hard that you "added" this claim to your lie.

So easy.

Blast from the Future

We ported this over from our Facebook Wall.

http://www.facebook.com/kal.israel

With pride we present a new post from the once and always great and powerful Korffer Brad Hudson.

Bradley Hudson posted this to our Kal Israel Facebook Wall on July 27, 2013

Well, we're 114 days away from the 50th Anniversary of the assassination of JFK on November 22, 1963, and seeing as how "solving" this mystery (only 29 years after the Warren Commission said the same thing Kal did) led to Kale’s appearance on Larry King for the 30th Anniversary was the zenith of Kal's "career" (ever tell your FB friends that profile pic is 20 years old, Kal?), will Kalvin K. Korff (aka Kal Israel, Krav Maga master, Colonel of the Kidon Unit of the Israeli founded Special Secret Services, award winning journalist, and Savior of the Earth, the Solar System, the Milky Way galaxy, and, what the hell, the galactic Local Group as well) be able to resist the Sirens song, begging him to slither out from under his Indian rock to bask once again in the glory he so "rightfully" deserves and take his deserved place amongst Einstein, Newton, Copernicus, and a host of others in the Pantheon of those that changed the course of humanity?

Not a chance in hell. Korff-Watch 2013 is officially on, and since I'm a lifelong resident of Dallas I'll be glad to glance around Dealey Plaza whenever I'm driving by, but I doubt I'll find Korff hiding in the Grassy Knoll, or anywhere else in a 2000 mile radius of the Texas Schoolbook Depository.

But be on high alert, fellow Korffers, the chances of the "Colonel" reappearing are at an all time high.

By the way, does anybody know who India's answer to Larry King is? I'm sure "Kolonel Krackpot" is angling for a guest spot as we speak.

A reply from our own Facebook Kal Israel

Bradley Hudson thanks for checking in and leaving such a wonderful note! But please watch yourself my Korffing friend. Kal K. Korff will threaten to sue you (again) and threaten to call your place of employment (again) and never follow through with any of these threats (again and again and again)... Thanks for the countdown update. I think the Korffing Syndicate may have to ready a new thread for the blog in celebration of Korff's, as you rightfully state, zenith. Korffing for a Korff Free Internet.

http://kalisanidiot.blogspot.com/ Kal Korff is an IDIOT

And again, Bradley Hudson

Lol. Nah, Kal's long since given up making any kind of threats towards me ever since about 5 years ago when he asked in an email "how Satori Group would feel knowing one of their employees used unsolicited anti-Semitic hate speech online towards an Israeli citizen". I replied to him with our toll free number and told him to feel free to call anytime to speak to the firms owners. Since Satori was an ad agency owned by me and my wife.

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As you can see, when Korff was presented with a resolution to his issue(s) or threat(s); here's the phone number, here's my address, appear on my radio show to debate this, etc. Korff would run away after making excuses as to why he couldn't follow through with the final and public, face-to-face resolution.

After the Korffing Syndicate took control of Korff's URL's; www.ufowatchcat.com and www.freekurtis.org, took control of his internet video presence and we launched the Korffie Leak web site, Korff went away, for the most part. No more threats, no more claims and lies (again, for the most part). Why? Because we followed through with our resolution to his lying problem. Korff proved himself as too much a pussy and man-child to stand up and prove his claims (or apologize for his threats and lies) in public, like a man.

Past classic Brad Hudson Korffing Posts can be found in these threads:

http://kalisanidiot.blogspot.com/2008/09/kal-korff-wanted-man-in-prague.html

http://kalisanidiot.blogspot.com/2009/02/kal-korff-caught-again-and-again.html

http://kalisanidiot.blogspot.com/2009/02/kal-korff-meltdown.html

Never Believe Anything
Korff Ever Says, Period.

Kal Korff ~ July 23, 2012

Hi everyone. Today, I am honored and humbled to report that I have the LEAD STORY story in the newspaper Daily Post. The subject will surprise many of you who usually read my published articles and exposes.

I will be meeting with a key representative today concerning what was found in PepsiCo's product "Nimbooz" as this article exposes. The purpose behind the meeting is to get their version of events and to push for SAFER HYGIENIC BOTTLING of their products for the safety of the public. We are holding the contaminated bottle as evidence.

Here's the image of the article. Daily Post is India's fastest growing English language newspaper. I negotiated the contract with Pepsi along with a colleague of mine that I supervise, to supply our canteen. I have since found several problems with their products and for the benefit of consumers in general will explain the results of our investigation to them. I'll give an update later as is logical.

Before we start, notice, no direct link to the paper...

Always hiding the "media giant" from his Facebook friends.

So what Korff is saying here is that he "negotiated" the deal to bring a Pepsi product into their break room at the “media giant” he insists he works at (but refuses to share any proof of, like a photo from their recent 2nd anniversary launching party) or any photos of any kind. Smart move Korff. In any case, Korff, being the super sleuth that he is, claims to have uncovered some less than hygienic issues with the bottling of this product. You're fucking kidding me! A problem with hygiene in India! Say it ain’t so Fecal-Boy. Remember, which hand did you wipe with, which hand did you eat with… very important.

If you'd like more truth you can go to this site for a run down on this product. Maybe an e-mail to the India Pepsi people is in order to inform them that their product is being besmirched by Kal K. Korff.

http://pepsicoindia.co.in/brands/nimbooz.html

E-mail: consumer.feedback@pepsico.com

Developing.... Hat tip to our newest Korffing member for this breaking Korff report.

Kal K. Korff Kontinues the Lies

We thought we would put up a new thread while we process a very large Korff related database that has been sent to us by a new member (and very public figure) of the Korffing Syndicate. This new material will take a massive effort to sort through and collate into something manageable and easy to navigate.

Kal K. Korff is going to go ballistic after we release this material. Korff will have no way to respond to this information (with his response left unmolested) unless he plays ball with the Syndicate. If Korff attempts to use FaceBook, Youtube or any other type of social media, we will take that material and edit in the truth. Korff's attempt to set his record straight will fail. Korff will lose, yet again.

July 15, 2013 ~ Kal K. Korff
“I’ll write an autobiography if I need the money.”

You might want to get that book, or series of books on terrorism, haters and consumer fraud, and that Obama book, and that 9 volume Roswell book series, and that 32 volume Billy Meier book series published first before making yet another promise (positioned as a joke but we all know it’s not meant as a joke) that will ultimately be broken.

Kal K. Korff, “This was my fourth book.”

Korff is referring to his book, "The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know” published in 1997. This is not his fourth book. Korff didn't author 4 books. Korff wrote a pamphlet on the Billy Meier case called “The Meier Incident - The Most Infamous Hoax in Ufology!” while still in high school.

After graduating from John F. Kennedy high school, in 1980 (not in 1979 as you claim) Korff wrote another book on the Billy Meier case, “Spaceships of the Pleiades” published in 1995.

Korff then wrote a book on the Roswell UFO crash called, “The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know” published in 1997.

The last material Korff wrote that made it into a proper book was the forward to the book, “The Making of Bigfoot: The Inside Story” in 2004. It has been reported that Korff assisted author, Greg Long, in researching material for the book but Korff did not “author” the book, or “write” the book. Korff wrote the forward to the book, period.

So, Korff's claim that “The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know” is his fourth book is a lie. And easy to prove and blatant lie. Another HUGE lie is the lie Korff floated stating that he had a contract to publish 500 books, from various publishers (all working together, another first, to pool their money and efforts together so they could afford and handle the task of publishing such a large and important amount of material). Korff also elaborated on this lie with another lie; 2007, "CriticalThinkers has now ACQUIRED Knihovnik Press. This means that I, Kal Korff, am now a publisher."

Kal K. Korff continues to refer to his “wife” as a thing (with no name or any reason to exist than to be Kal K. Korff's wife. And Korff still refuses to share a photo of his “Indian Princess” with his  Facebook “friends”. His Facebook  friends remain heartbroken to not lay eyes on Korff's Indian Princess.

Kal K. Korff continues to show his hatred towards gay people.

Korff was asked to answer for this hatred and Korff remains silent.

Kal K. Korff continues to use a photo of himself (from the
last century) on his "articles" posted by his media giant.

Kal K. Korff still living in the 1990's (posting photos decades old) and hanging onto his past meager accomplishments and minor celebrity when he could still get on television and fool the people that he, Kal K. Korff was the "go to" UFO expert. Korff’s last public media appearance of any kind was in 2002, on a UK-based radio station. It’s over Korff, embrace the now, and embrace the fact that you are a has-been and a hardly ever been.

Stay tuned for a massive release of material on our favorite Village Idiot.

Kal Korff ate my hamster.

Martina Tycova Supermodel, Film Maker, and Kal Korff's ... right hand woman...

What happened to Martina Tycova?
And why did Korff stop talking about her and bragging about her in 2011?

We may never know but what we do know for sure is that Korff did not want the Korffing Syndicate to get a hold of this web site URL and add it to www.ufowatchcat.com and www.freekurtis.org; URL's Korff once "owned" and then let slide, only to have the Syndicate take them over and expose Korff as the lying fuck that he is.

On June 19th, Kal K. Korff re-registered the martinatycova.com URL for another year. Why? There's simple no other reason than he’s afraid that we will register it and use it as we see fit. Also, Korff hasn't done anything with any of the URL's he still has charge over:

http://www.kalkorff.com

http://www.criticalthinkers.org

http://MartinaTycova.com

None of these URL's have pointed to a working web site in over two years. You can find more information regarding this issue by clicking this link.

Also, you can find interesting Martina information here... Things I didn't know like; she was the Executive Producer of the never to be produced or published UFO WatchCat MAGAZINE, she was a founder of Korff's never used "think tank" CriticalThinkers group, she worked with National Geographic TV to produce a never to be finished or broadcasted one hour special exposing the infamous Roger Patterson 'Bigfoot' film as a hoax.

Regarding this URL and the information Korff used to register it.

Please keep in mind that Korff can be turned in for using fraudulent information when registering this URL. The company makes it clear that a registrar must use real and current personal information or risk the removal and lose of his URL claim.

Kal Korff does not live in the CZ; we can prove this by informing the company that he works for the Daily Post India, backed up by the "articles" he posts on his scribd page, that he lives in Chandigarh, India, and that he lives there with his Punjabi wife.

You can send in a complaint at this link.

Here’s the information Korff used to register this URL.

Domain Name: MARTINATYCOVA.COM

Created on: 19-Jun-07

Expires on: 19-Jun-14

Last Updated on: 19-Jun-13

Registrant:

Kal Korff

13362 Zesmesnovat Ulice

Praha, Puerto Rico 10060

Czech Republic

Administrative Contact:

Korff, Kal kalkorff@yahoo.com

13362 Zesmesnovat Ulice

Praha, Puerto Rico 10060

Czech Republic

420602890273

UPDATE: We have a grand update to publish very soon. It seems Little Kalvin is not happy to be receiving the same type of "coverage" which he gave to other people. He’s not happy that people are following him and posting and reporting on his life with such fervor and focus. Tough shit Korff, you get what you deserve.

June 28, 2013 - Here's the Grand Update ~ LINK

Jimmy D,

Stealing from a kind, gentle, elderly philanthropist - or at least (as he sees it) robbing him of his honor.

Way to go, you piece of dung.

Why not take this opportunity, publicly, to say sorry?

Obama is So Jealous of
 Kal Korff!

NEWS FLASH!

1. Kal K. Korff claims he has filed an IG compliant against an American women working and living in India…
2. Kal K. Korff will write a series of articles on this claim and it will be included in his book (or series of books)
3. Kal K. Korff yet again calls his "wife" out as a thing (his "Punjabi wife") and not as a living person…
4. Kal K. Korff makes public the news breaking claim that the US Government knows and cares about Kal K. Korff; an American living in India, who answers Help-Line phones for a living. An American, America and the world has forgotten about.
5. Kal K. Korff is in a LOVE marriage (not an arranged marriage) with a Punjabi woman.
    

Keep alert Korffers! Kal K. Korff is going off the deep end again, and we love it!

June 20, 2013: Kal K. Korff: The US Government wrongly thought I was not in a love marriage and worked to break it up that day.

Kal K. Korff: I have a personal and true story to share about the US Government, US Embassy in Delhi, India, further down in the posting I include the details. Bit first, there's this point:

The Obama administration has no shame. They lie all the time. I really don't like saying this, but it's true. Here's another example. Just look at the hypocrisy in John Kerry's statement here. After he says the usual party line, which is not true by the way, that we "Welcome" India, he says, "It's one that demonstrates our firm belief that a strong India is in America's national interest. The United States not only welcomes India as a rising power; we fervently support it."

FACT: Yes, we "support" India so much that we SPY ON THEM the MOST out of any country after Iran, Pakistan and Lebanon. Those three are the top three because of Islamofacsism and terrorism.

We then spy on India because of ECONOMIC reasons. American businesses (which control both the Democrats and Republicans" FEAR the rise of India because once India gets its infrastructure act together, it will surpass even China. India is years away from doing this, and it is happening FASTER than America and China wants.

India's middle class is larger than the entire population of the USA. With 1.25 BILLION people, the only thing holding back India, is India at this point.

The NSA spies on India via its Pine Gap center in Australia. After WW II Great Britain, Canada, New Zealand, USA and Australia essentially divided up the world into a grid of "spheres of monitoring" and have been spying on more things around the world and sharing intelligence together than anyone else.

FACT: I have personally witnessed American "welcoming" of India and its two faces. I have seen in person American Embassy personnel outright abuse and mistreat several Indians, I have an Inspector General complaint against the Embassy for doing it.

If you are ever in India and want a nice distraction from shopping malls, just stand in front of the US Embassy and start asking the thousands of Indians there about their personal stories and how they have been treated both fairly and unfairly.

I plan to run a series of stories about such abuse in the future, right now I continue to interview scores of people and getting documentation.

We are America, we are supposed to be "better" than this. Unfortunately, we're not, and the way Embassy personnel misbehave on behalf of the U.S. Government and will even lie outright to your face, is wholly disgraceful.

Let me give you just one example, it's part of the IG complaint I have: A US Embassy worker by the name of Sally Brown (that's the name she uses, do not know if it is real), once showed my Punjabi wife photos of FIVE WOMEN she said that I had slept with!

My wife RECOGNIZED TWO of the women and KNOWS that I was NEVER with them, and even if I was, it is MY business and NOT "the business" of the Obama administration.

And people wonder WHY I cannot support this corrupt leadership?

One of the photos was of a woman I HAVE NEVER EVEN MET!

It's hard to have sex with someone you have never even met and who lives in another country.

But obviously not according to the US Embassy. After all these were Democrats, and the most famous Democrat in modern times swore he "did not have sex with that woman," and we all know that he certainly did.

Remember Monica Lewinsky?

My complaint with the Inspector General covers some 43 abuses, one of which is this incredible act of stupidity and deception Sally Brown (if that's her real name) engaged in.

I couldn't make this stuff up, wait til the rest of the story comes out....I am putting it all in the new book, in Volume VI, including emails between me and the Embassy proving all of this.

The US Government wrongly thought I was not in a love marriage and worked to break it up that day.

They failed, and it is ultimately none of their business.

How do you "defend" this Obama supporters?

You can't.

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Want to do a Korffing on this claim, here's some helpful information.

BTW, we checked on "Sally Brown", there is no "Sally Brown", but then again, Korff already told us that, didn't he.

Nearest embassy to: Chandigarh India (where Korff lives and answers Help-Line phones)

American Citizen Services Unit

U.S. Embassy

Shantipath

Chanakyapuri

New Delhi, India 110021

http://newdelhi.usembassy.gov/

Email: acsnd@state.gov

Email is the best way to reach us for routine inquiries. We read every message.

Phone: 2419-8000, and ask for American Citizen Services.

If you are calling from within India, but outside Delhi, first dial 011-.

If you are calling from the United States, first dial 011-91-11-.

If you are calling outside of normal business hours and there is an emergency involving a U.S. citizen, ask for the "duty officer." 

Fax: 2419-8407