Kalvin rambles about a newspaper article published by the San Jose Mercury News. In yet another painful video of Kalvin railing against the world, Kalvin holds up a newspaper article with a picture of him on the page. We know this is Kalvin because while pointing at the picture Kalvin says, "This is me here in this article."
Kalvin decries the article and its author by claiming it all to be false. What again reinforces my opinion that Kalvin is complete nut is Kalvin's "proof" that the article is false.
"In fact folks, the first obvious clue that this article is bogus, it happens with the media once in a while, is the photo that shows me on the cover. Notice folks that it shows me wearing glasses. I don't wear glasses."
Do we just Kalvin at his "word" after finding out how meaningless that is? So then how does Kalvin propose these glasses in a photo that he admits is of him, how did these glasses mysteriously get on Kalvin's face? Did the evil people at the San Jose Mercury News digitize those glasses onto the photo just to do it? Was the evil San Jose Mercury News out to get Kalvin Korff along with the rest of the world? Did the reading glasses fairy pop in and wave a wand magically making reading glasses appear on your face Kalvin? No, this is simply an unflattering article EXPOSING Kalvin's nonsense and he knows it. In fact, Kalvin is so desperate to make this article go away, that he will say anything.
Oh, wait. It gets CRAZIER! Just when you think Kalvin has reached the height of his lunacy, Kalvin says the San Jose Mercury News ran several stories about him, "It is one of several articles that the San Jose Mercury News has published on me over the years."
Just as Doctor Jekyll must turn into Mr.Hyde, Kalvin does a complete one-eighty and says the San Jose Mercury News only ran ONE article on him!!!! Kalvin first says the San Jose Mercury News has written "several articles" about him, then Kalvin claims there has only been one article written by the San Jose Mercury News about him!!!
Dipshit Kalvin is so desperate that he can't even get his own story straight about how many times he's been written about in a newspaper. Kalvin tries to confuse people by talking in circles and claiming the article is "bogus" but Kalvin SHOWS NO EVIDENCE at all to prove it! Kalvin was so frantic to explain away this newspaper article that I kept waiting for Kalvin to say we could ask his mommy if we didn't believe him
Kalvin said, "So folks I'm reminding you once again, that there's only one article ever written about me by the San Jose Mercury News." Kalvin, you're a LIAR and you're MISLEADING CONSUMERS by trying to steer people away from the EMBARRASSING TRUTH about you uncovered by a reporter who chose to do the RIGHT thing and publish your nonsense. Kalvin clearly is upset in the video and you can see he is having to hold in his anger back over the article being put up on the Internet. Kalvin even says "bullshit" in the video.
The San Jose Mercury News published at least two articles on Kalvin, this first article and then this second article.
Kalvin, first you say the photo is you and then the article is bogus because the photo shows you wearing glasses. Then you claim the San Jose Mercury News has published "several articles" about you, but later claim there to be only one article written about you in the San Jose Mercury News.
Kavlin rails against the story and the report for the simple reason that the article EXPOSED Kalvin and this is a good lesson in PUBLIC HUMILIATION for Kalvin to learn!
Kalvin goes on to say the author of the story was wrong about everything. But Kalvin provided NO PROOF of this. All Kalvin did was bash the report and the people who made the article available for the public to see. Kalvin says he has more articles about himself but that he will not publish the articles on the Internet. The reason for this is simple in that it will show the world that Kalvin Korff is an idiot and he knows it. Kalvin, either step up and post these articles or stop crying like the dumb-shit you've just shown the world you are.
Kalvin challenged those watching his video to get off their butts and do their own research and that he wouldn't do it for them. So that is exactly what I did. I sent Jeff Gottlieb an e-mail about Kalvin's accusations that the article authored by Jeff Gottlieb is false and this is the reply I received.
From: "Gottlieb, Jeff"
Sent: Monday, July 28th, 2008
Subject: RE: Kal K. Korff
I stand by my article, and I take offense at him claiming I did anything unethical. I don't remember any meetings he had with anyone at the Mercury News after the article came out, and if it did happen, nothing came of it. As far as him challenging my accuracy, I've won a George Polk Award and have been nominated three times for the Pulitzer Prize.
So whose word shall you take? A professional reporter nominated for the Pulitzer Prize, or the word of a lone nut who believes he is a "colonel" in an anti terrorist organization who keeps making promises about suing and arresting people while claiming his book is going to be published by a particular publisher when it isn't?
Not a hard choice, if you ask me.