Saturday, August 30, 2008

Conniving Kal just doesn't know when to quit!

The latest and most laughable BULLSHIT from Kal's Internet website is just unbelievable. Here is Kal K. Korff already getting caught with his LUDICROUS EXCUSE about turning tail on his scheduled debate with flying saucer author Kevin Randle and "Conniving" Kal doesn't even skip a beat diving into the next BULLSHIT STORY!

Hitler said something about the bigger the lie the more believable it will be. Looks like Colonel Conniving has taken a page out of Hitler's book but I don't think anyone is going to believe this fishing story Kal is trying to push off.

Kal says "key evidentiary material" in a federal lawsuit that is the "smoking gun" proving the cops were wrong in putting a bullet in Kal's brother's head has been tampered with! Here is what Kal put on his Internet website.


So if this is "key" evidence and is as big a "smoking gun" as Kal says it is, why in the fuck would anyone be STUPID enough to send it to Kal let alone send it out of the country???? This might just be me but I would have that sitting in a safety deposit box in a bank and would have a zillion copies made and have those copies stashed elsewhere!! You would think that Kal who claims to be a player in the world of terrorism and intelligence would have been smart enough to have extra copies of such evidence and would have NEVER sent the ORIGINAL!! Nice job Colonel Dumbass!

Does this make any sense to anyone but Kal? Of course it doesn't because NO ONE would be FUCKING STUPID enough to send such highly key evidence to another country through the mail! DUH! For that matter who is fucking stupid enough to believe any of this silly shit Kal is putting on his Internet website? The big bad cops who shot Kal's brother right in the head drove all the way to a New Jersey postal facility and walked in and helped themselves to Kal's package out of the thousands of packages there! How convenient an excuse from Conniving Kal! YOU ARE FULL OF BULLSHIT KAL!

Kal makes the ABSURD claim that this was all a "trap" to find out who tampered with this package. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING KAL? ARE YOU THAT DELUSIONAL? Apparently so because if you are going to set a trap and you are supposedly cooperating with the authorities then why would you run the risk of LOSING your KEY PIECE OF EVIDENCE????? This from Kal who is supposed to be an expert on terrorism and intelligence!!

Let me pose this question from my massive knowledge of watching a lot of police shows on television. Kal, what are you planning on doing if your - ahahahahahahaha - "trap" fails and the people who "tampered" - ahahahahahahahaha - and stole this "key" evidence aren't caught??? Then this means your "key" evidence IS GONE you fucking MORON!

HELLO, KAL!!! KNOCK KNOCK!!! IS ANYONE HOME?!?!! Obviously not and this goes to further proving the DELUSIONAL state of Kal's RIDICULOUS claims. Nobody is going to believe this INSANE BULLSHIT Kal, NOBODY!

So Kal has set the stage for yet another of his claims to fail and Kal will have YET ANOTHER convenient EXCUSE at hand but the problem is the excuse is SO IDIOTIC and FULL OF HOLES that even the ost gullible would see through it! But I'm sure Kal believes it tooth and nail!


Anonymous said...

This is the most asinine piece of trash contrived and crazy bullshit I have heard from Korff. Does he actually expect people with brains are going to believe any of that?

I'm just stunned at how insane this all sounds.

Anonymous said...

Think I read somewhere that longterm exposure to syphilis can make you delusional. Korff should visit a doc pretty quick.

Anonymous said...

Im going into the city today for stuff, i will be on full Kal-watch mode in case I see Col Numbnuts, I got my Nokia all ready to record his reaction when I confront him...IF I see him that is.

F1 Racer
aka Francis Underwood

Anonymous said...

You are filth, "Colonel". Utter, utter scum. If I see you on the streets of Prague, I will beat the shit out of you.

Anonymous said...

I see Colonel Crackpot is still trying to get into the US Embassy. His goal is to get someone there on camera so he can use whatever footage he gets to validate his fantasy world and show everyone.

Kal, the embassy is getting tired of your rhetoric and unusual behavior. There is no one in the embassy who believes any of your stories. It is well known here that you are not an officer in any terrorist organization.

I'm having you placed on the security watch list so don't be surprised if you have trouble getting anyone to talk to you or if you have security escort you from here on.

If we receive any further complaints about you I will ask to have the Czech government deport you and I have a friend or two here inside the consulate that will be happy to make that happen.

Don Ecker said...

A "kan of korff!!"

In his latest .. well watch out Royce Meyers ... korff "now since I'm a kernal" ... is going back to the US Embassy to discuss terrorists, Royce and a whole bunch of stuff.

The only way I can explain how this dick-head can hold his head up in public is ....... Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! Insanity! and I'm talking for REAL! The guy is BONKERS, 2 CANS SHY OF A 6 PAK, ONLY FIRING ON 2 CYLINDERS, A SANDWICH SHY OF A FULL PICNIC LUNCH, MISSING IS OARS .... get the idea?

Don Ecker

Anonymous said...

Should Kal Korff ever get hauled into court on any criminal charges, I'm afraid he has an ace in the hole:
'NOT GUILTY by reason of INSANITY'