Friday, August 8, 2008

Conniving Kalvin Korff caught again!!!!

Kalvin Korff is a LIAR! This is a simple FACT recently confirmed by Kavlin Korff's OWN WORDS! I tuned in early this morning to an Internet radio show called Rob McConnell's X Zone. This is a show where Kalvin Korff appears as a regular but after listening to the host of the show I just cannot see how the guy allows Kalvin's lunacy to come to life on that show. The host sounds like an intelligent and articulate chap but I cannot for the life of me see why he lets Kalvin rant on his show. Entertainment value? Shock? Your guess is as good as mine.

After doing a bit of looking around on the Internet after listening to the show this morning I found out that Kavlin LIED about another radio host named Art Bell. Art Bell used to host a show called Coast to Coast and the show was apparently rather popular and Kalvin Korff angered Art Bell.

Kalvin said that Art Bell had contacted various radio stations to keep Kalvin off the air because Art Bell was scared by Kalvin but I don't know what this was over. This Art Bell fellow decided to put Kalvin in his place and told Kalvin he could either publicly apologize or get sued. Now if Kalvin was telling the truth he would never have apologized because he would have had nothing to fear in a court of law. But Kalvin did indeed go on Art Bell's radio show heard around the world and PROFUSELY apologized ADMITTING he LIED and that none of what he said was true. This would also make Kalvin Korff a CONNIVER. It was rather entertaining listening to a recording of this on the radio this morning and hearing how rather humbled Kalvin was made to be while apologizing on a radio show that is apparently heard around the world.

Here is CONNIVING Kalvin Korff CAUGHT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN will you learn Kalvin? One might think being PUBLICLY HUMILIATED and EXPOSED as a LIAR on a worldwide radio show while haivng to APOLOGIZE all over yourself would have been enough for most people to have learned that it isn't a good idea to make things up about people but apparently not you Kalvin. How EMBARRASSING it must be for Kalvin to have the TRUTH revealed about his CONNIVING and by Kalvin's OWN ADMISSION!

I'm trying to find a recording or transcript of the show and more information so I can put it up here. If you have a recording or a transcript would you please send it to kalisanidiot@live.com and please include the date it happened.

16 comments:

Don Ecker said...

The host of this blog said,

I'm trying to find a recording or transcript of the show and more information so I can put it up here. If you have a recording or a transcript would you please send it to kalisanidiot@live.com and please include the date it happened.

Or you could simply ask me as I was the guest on that show and I provided the audio clips.

Don Ecker

Kal is an idiot said...

Post the details here Mr. Ecker.

Kal is an idiot said...

A transcript would be nifty as well if you could!

Jimmy D said...

"Colonel" - You. Are. SCUM.

Kal is an idiot said...

Further news on kalvin's claims that his book is going to be "published later this year" by Prometheus Books. Someone sent me this email with a response from Prometheus Books.

----- Original Message -----
From: MaryBeth Hubbard
To: xxxx xxxxxx
Sent: Friday, August 08, 2008 7:12 AM
Subject: RE: Kal Korff Book - Secert Wars

Good Morning Mr. xxxxxx:

We are sorry to report that the title listed below is still not yet published with no foreseen date on publication.

If you have any further questions, please feel free to contact our office.

Thank you.

Amy
avigrass@prometheusbooks.com
(800) 421-0351 x222

From: xxxx xxxxxx
Sent: Friday, August 08, 2008 2:12 AM
To: MaryBeth Hubbard
Subject: Kal Korff Book - Secert Wars

I was wondering when this series might hit the stores? What's the status?

xxxx xxxxxx

Squonkamatic said...

Motivational psychology is a hobby of mine and methinks that perhaps this shellacking by Art Bell may have planted the seed of the "lawsuit for slander" mantra that Korff repeatedly spews these days whenever anyone threatens the fantasy world he has created for himself to live in. The language Bell used is remarkably similar to what Korff threatens others with since the incident. It no doubt burned into his memory cells as an example of how to respond to criticism: label it as slander and threaten legal action.

The humiliation of having been handed his reputation in such a public manner probably still burns away at Kal and is quite assuredly one of the reasons why he has turned to YouTube as a way to try publicly humiliate those with which he has fostered a conflict. You don't need a syndicated radio show or publication to write in, just a cheap digital camera & some freeware editing technology.

kal korff is art bell's little bitch said...

ART: Kal, now that you've apologized publicly for your fuck up and over estimating your importance in the world, and now that you've been put in your rightful place laying on your back licking the sole of my boot and begging for more, I really don't think I need to announce to my millions of listeners around the globe that you are my bitch."

I can so imagine Art saying this to Kal. Now that would have been icing on the cake and all at the expense of Kal.

Squonkamatic said...

Something else came to mind in reference to the link to that great Korff Klip at Google Video: Kal's repeated klaim that his Roswell book is the "best selling book on the Roswell incident of all time"; NOT EVEN CLOSE!!

In less than ten minutes on no less than Amazon.com the following statistics were gleaned with little or no effort:

***
The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know (Mass Market Paperback), 2000, Kal K Korff

Amazon.com Sales Rank: #535,328 in Books

Crash at Corona: The U.S. Military Retrieval and Cover-Up of a UFO (Paperback), 2004 Edition, Don Berliner and Stanton T. Friedman

Amazon.com Sales Rank: #175,779 in Books

D'OH!! I tried to check sales figures at Neilsen Ratings Inc.'s BookScan.com and you need an account to search statistics for a specific title, but I am confident that an Amazon.com sales rank is also a respected meter of a given book's success level with most reputable media sources. Anybody else can also check my numbers here by entering those titles into the Amazon.com search window and checking the statistics on the actual product pages for the given books.

This may be more of an exaggeration based on ignorance, since the Friedman/Berliner tome does not have the word ROSWELL in it's title. If one was searching for sales ranking of just books with the words ROSWELL in the title Kal's results are actually pretty decent (and in fact his book does have a higher sales rank than any Kevin Randle's four major works on the subject), he just conveniently forgot to search other permutations of the incident's reference names to get the CORRECT result. Which is that Friedman & Berliner have totally cleaned his clock -- he's not even close to their volume of sales as reported by Amazon.com's representative customer base. My suspicion is that he is simply hoping that anybody checking his claim would be too lazy to cross reference other titles. But the fact remains that he's either misrepresenting that data or was too stupid to think about it on his own, either way he's wrong according to Amazon.com and as usual looks like an idiot all over again.

It is also fascinating to note that even though Friedman/Berliner have outsold Korff's book and their thesis of an alien explanation is totally at odds with Korff's conclusions there has been no criticism of their efforts or public claims of "consumer fraud" levied against them by Korff to this date. Kal cherry picks his targets very carefully and I for one would like to know why their work has not received the same attention from him as Kevin Randle's books. Not only did Stanton Friedman arrive at more or less the same conclusion as Major Randle but he even has gone so far as to embrace the core group of dubious MJ-12 documents and was a defender of Ray Santilli's ridiculous "Alien Autopsy" film for a significant period of time. So for whatever reason Korff doesn't mess with Stan Friedman, and you gotta wonder why.

Great blog, and I hope I may have contributed in some way to it's objective of eventually getting Kal a pair of britches that he isn't too big for.

Anonymous said...

Kal goes after those who directly disagree with him and those who ask him for proof of his outlandish claims. Here is what some of Kal has promised but has failed on every level to accomplish:

* Sue Ray Santilli
* Sue Billy Meier
* Sue Michael Horn
* Sue Bob Gimlin
* Have Ray Santilli arrested
* Have Billy Meier arrested
* Have Michael Horn arrested
* Have Bob Gimlin arrested
* Sue David Bidney
* Sue Royce Meyers III
* File a police complaint against David Biedny
* Expose Paul Kimball in the media with "attorneys, media, and broadcasters"
* Have KPMG audit Kevin randle's book
* Is going to publish 500 books - shit, the guy can't even get one of his books published at this point
* Signed a 3 year broadcasting deal for "ufo watch cat"
* Was going to report Paul Kimball to government authorities...for what? For pointing out that Korff was _never_ an expert witness in the OJ Simpson civil trial.
* And the list cold on and on and on and on and on.......................

This doesn't include all the other claims Korff has made or any number of "initiatives" he claimed he was going to launch, or the $25mil "budget" he claimed to have, and so on and so on and so on...............

Daniel said...

There is one claim Kal Korff makes that I still shake my head at and it is when he claimed in one of his videos that he got his start in law enforcement.

Kal Korff has never been a police officer and therefor has never worked in law enforcement. It would be a small miracle if Kal Korff was a security guard at a kindergarten crosswalk.

Just based on some of this nonsensical bullshit Kal talks about regarding having people prosecuted for consumer fraud and having them arrested, it is clear to me Kal Korff has never been a real cop anywhere in his life. Had Kal ever been a cop, he'd know better than to talk this legal mumbo-jumbo he throws out there.

I'm curious what it was exactly that led Kal to saying he got his start in law enforcement. I'd lay good money that the guy is full of it.

Mac Fan said...

I just read this from an email Korff sent to someone:

" I was "famous" also now in computing fields because I had worked at Apple Computer on a project called HyperCard, which was
the modern ancestor to the internet browser! Apple actually OWNS THE PATENT for clickable hypertext, which makes the web work! Apple does not enforce the patent. They COULD and each time a person clicked, they would have to pay
Apple! Seriously! This is if they created a web page that used
hypertext, they have the patent!

So I was the engineer at Apple who did this. No shit. "

Kal K. Korff is trying to take credit for inventing hypertext?! The guy is so full of shit his eyes were probably blue at one time.

If Kal K. Korff is claiming he invented hypertext, then Korff is a liar, plain and simple. Just do a search for the names Ted Nelson and Douglas Engelbart, these two guys are the true pioneers of this work. Korff isn't that creative or that smart.

Squonkamatic said...

Korff has just posted a new "Scandals of Kevin Randle" video at YouTube and repeats the bogus claim that his Roswell book is the best selling tome on the subject, which it obviously is not. Here is the information I found once again:


The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know (Mass Market Paperback), 2000, Kal K Korff
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #535,328 in Books

Crash at Corona: The U.S. Military Retrieval and Cover-Up of a UFO (Paperback), 2004 Edition, Don Berliner and Stanton T. Friedman
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #175,779 in Books

Not even close, and nice try but not all books about Roswell have the word "Roswell" in their title.

Jimmy D said...

Squonkamatic wrote: "perhaps this shellacking by Art Bell may have planted the seed of the "lawsuit for slander" mantra that Korff repeatedly spews these days whenever anyone threatens the fantasy world he has created for himself to live in."
---I don't understand. Your words "Korff repeatedly spews these days" sounds as if this is an old recording of Kal making an apology, not a live apology (as I had hitherto assumed). Could someone please fill me in on the background and history to this - either here or by sending an explanation to my email address: kalisaprick@gmail.com

Many thanks!

Squonkamatic said...

Also, the sales ranking for the 2004 edition of Friedman & Berliner's book does not take into account sales rankings for PRIOR editions of the book as well:

Crash at Corona: The U.S. Military Retrieval and Cover-Up of a Ufo (Paperback) 1997 Edition, Don Berliner and Stanton T. Friedman
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #675,669 in Books

Crash at Corona: The U.S. Military Retrieval and Cover-Up of a UFO (Hardcover) 1992, Stanton T. Friedman and Don Berliner
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #869,750 in Books

Granted those rankings are less than Korff's book but they reflect those individual editions and not the cumulative tally of sales ranking for all three editions. Korff's book has only had ONE edition from 2000 and his sales ranking is nearly 1/5 or just 20% of what Friedman & Berliner's current 2004 edition has sold. They cleaned his clock!

Squonkamatic said...

Jimmy D asked: "Korff repeatedly spews these days" sounds as if this is an old recording of Kal making an apology, not a live apology (as I had hitherto assumed). Could someone please fill me in on the background and history to this"

Certainly! If you read the original blog posting by Kal Is An Idiot, Don Ecker was actually playing audio archive clips from a 1997 broadcast of Art Bell's Coast To Coast where Korff apologized to Bell on the air under the threat of being sued for libel and slander after Korff had mouthed off publicly criticizing Bell for having taken steps to keep Korff off the air, which was a complete lie. Never happened. Bell more or less made Korff go live on Coast To Coast (in 1997 when this happened) and apologize for having lied about him.

Kal is now using YouTube in specific to try and visit the same humiliation on his present day critics, charging them with "libel and slander" and demanding apologies. He has yet to follow up on any of these threats of legal action but it has become his preferred method of responding to his critics.

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